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Letter To The Editor - Living Next To Toon Town

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Onideus Mad Hatter

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Sep 6, 2008, 3:41:15 PM9/6/08
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I sent the following to the local paper, it'll be interesting to see
if they actually print it or not. It's possible that they're getting
kick backs from the group who is abusing grant money to paint the shit
up there in the first place. That's generally the way things run in
this town, everyone buys everyone else off and it's all about who you
know and how much money you have. That's no exaggeration either,
every other month there's some huge new scandal in this town where
it's "revealed" that someone was taking kick backs, or someone was
paying off a health inspector to look the other way, or someone was
raping teenage girls (the police) and the department just ignored
evidence and allegations (until they were made to the police
departments in surrounding cities). That last one was the funniest
btw, when they had police from, I think it was the Tri Cities, who
came here to Walla Walla and arrested some of our police officers. LOL

Anyway, here's the article I sent about the nasti-art they painted on
the building across the street from me:

Living Next To Toon Town

I live at 548 Edith Ave, down the street from Walla Walla
Penitentiary. The other day I woke up, went about my usual routine,
nothing out of the ordinary...until I looked outside. Across the
street from my home is a large warehouse style building. It's
definitely not the most appealing landscape, but I was able to get a
really good deal on the house because of it. Unfortunately for me a
group of so called "artists" has taken it upon themselves to PAINT
this large metal, billboard sized monstrosity. So now, whenever I
open my door, whenever I look out the window, instead of seeing a
large, non-descript metal building...I get to look at giant, brightly
rainbow colored, kitschy, cartoon looking GRAFFITI. Yes, it is
graffiti, it is by no means "art" in my eyes and at no point did
anyone ever bother to ask me, a home owner who lives directly across
the street from it whether or not I would approve of such a
disgusting, eye-piercing slather of infantile coloring.

From my perspective it looks absolutely horrible, no different from a
neighbor suddenly deciding to paint their house hot pink with green
and orange polka-dots. But it's worse than that. Why? Because the
people doing it, the people painting the side of this building with
their "art"...they don't live here. They don't have to wake up
everyday, look outside and be subjected to a Disney style invasion of
the senses. They get to go home when they're done, a home that ISN'T
directly across the street from a giant, billboard sized, rainbow
molesting rendition of the artists favorite birds of paradise in a
shocking, over saturated, blazing Technicolor like palette.

I wonder how these artists would feel if someone went to THEIR
neighborhood and painted the most offensive thing to the artists that
they could think of on the side of their neighbors house. I wonder if
they would be as infuriated as I am. I wonder if they even took the
bother to consider that what THEY think of as "art" may *NOT* be
considered as pleasing to the eye as those who are being FORCED to
look at it everyday. I mean if my idea of "art" is a giant flaming
skull with blood dripping down off of it, well heck, shouldn't I have
just as much right to paint that on the side of their neighbors house
as they have painted THEIR idea of "art" on the side of mine?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
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TheGist

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Sep 9, 2008, 8:10:11 AM9/9/08
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Awful.
You ignore who/what/where/when, and why.
Who--The name of the nonprofit group you mentioned before(bmac or
something?)
what--Concise description and not this blathering nonsensical mess.
Where--You gave your address which is a start but why not just give the
address of the building in question? It is about *them* not *you*
When--"The other day" doesn't cut it. "last thursday sept. 4th at about
9:30 am" is along the lines of what you want.
Why--Here you shouldn't guess at their motivation. Probably better
effect to explicitly state "I have no idea why they are doing this to
the neighborhood".
You just sound like the batshit crazy asshole neighbor in this letter.
While true you would be well served to hide that.

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Sep 9, 2008, 9:51:10 PM9/9/08
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On Tue, 09 Sep 2008 08:10:11 -0400, TheGist <the...@nospam.net>
wrote:

>Aw<COCK SLAP>

Oh look, a new Hatter Addict, aren't I just lucky to have so many
devoted retards constantly humping at my virtual pant leg for
attention.

SpaceGirl

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Sep 13, 2008, 12:56:51 PM9/13/08
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TheGist wrote:
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> Awful.
> You ignore who/what/where/when, and why.
> Who--The name of the nonprofit group you mentioned before(bmac or
> something?)
> what--Concise description and not this blathering nonsensical mess.
> Where--You gave your address which is a start but why not just give the
> address of the building in question? It is about *them* not *you*
> When--"The other day" doesn't cut it. "last thursday sept. 4th at about
> 9:30 am" is along the lines of what you want.
> Why--Here you shouldn't guess at their motivation. Probably better
> effect to explicitly state "I have no idea why they are doing this to
> the neighborhood".
> You just sound like the batshit crazy asshole neighbor in this letter.
> While true you would be well served to hide that.

You have to agree with the sentiment though? I'm a hardcore art lover
(I'm just back from a Tracey Emin exhibition, which was quite
eye-opening BTW, if you ever get chance to sample her sex-charged work,
I highly recommend it), and I do believe in community art projects
(there is a rather interesting public mural about a block from me,
describing the history of the area), but it only works if it actually
involves the community. Dropping random art into random places without
consultation is poor form. I'd probably be upset if someone created
installation art outside my window too without at least *asking*.

His letter is kind of raving, but then that's the Matt we know and love,
and to be honest, it seemed quite tame by his standards.

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x theSpaceGirl (miranda)

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