I Is A Patent Filer!
Onideus Mad Hatter
It was actually cheaper than I thought it'd be, only $325 for the
initial filing...although I think there are more fees that come later.
I patented my geomagnetric resonence energy generator:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_projects/Abstract.txt
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_projects/Basic%20Diagram.png
Now I just need to build a prototype...N52 neodymium's are a bit on
the expensive side at the moment, so it'll take me a few months to
save up to get what I need. In the mean time I'll probably build some
virtual prototypes three dimensionally using 3DS Max.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ą x ą
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Onideus Mad Hatter
<use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>HOO HA!
>
>It was actually cheaper than I thought it'd be, only $325 for the
>initial filing...although I think there are more fees that come later.
>I patented my geomagnetric resonence energy generator:
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_projects/Abstract.txt
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_projects/Basic%20Diagram.png
>
>Now I just need to build a prototype...N52 neodymium's are a bit on
>the expensive side at the moment, so it'll take me a few months to
>save up to get what I need. In the mean time I'll probably build some
>virtual prototypes three dimensionally using 3DS Max.
Hmmm, spellcheck would help. That should be "geomagnetic resonance".
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
TheGist
> HOO HA!
>
> It was actually cheaper than I thought it'd be, only $325 for the
> initial filing...although I think there are more fees that come later.
> I patented my geomagnetric resonence energy generator:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_projects/Abstract.txt
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_projects/Basic%20Diagram.png
Please, keep us updated! I hope they take pity on you and send you
a refund check or at least just not cash yours.
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
Poor pissy, all angry and upset cause dat mean 'ol Mad Hatter is going
to change the world and become a billionaire, laughing at you all the
way to the bank. *snicker*
If you think it won't work, let's hear yer theory, Shitface...oh, let
me guess, yer just lashing out blind again, aren't you? ^__^
You best strive to make yourself moar interesting, otherwise yer gonna
wind up in the spam bin like that other idiot I threw in there the
other day (I can't even remember his name now, LOL).
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
TheGist
> On Sat, 27 Sep 2008 01:46:25 -0400, TheGist <the...@nospam.net>
> wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> HOO HA!
>>>
>>> It was actually cheaper than I thought it'd be, only $325 for the
>>> initial filing...although I think there are more fees that come later.
>>> I patented my geomagnetric resonence energy generator:
>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_projects/Abstract.txt
>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_projects/Basic%20Diagram.png
>> Does the patent office refund money to internet kooks?
>> Please, keep us updated! I hope they take pity on you and send you
>> a refund check or at least just not cash yours.
>
> Poor pissy, all angry and upset cause dat mean 'ol Mad Hatter is going
> to change the world and become a billionaire, laughing at you all the
> way to the bank. *snicker*
>
> If you think it won't work, let's hear yer theory, Shitface...oh, let
> me guess, yer just lashing out blind again, aren't you? ^__^
I am curious...just exactly how much training in physics or EE do you
have? I am not even sure that I can use a simple enough vocabulary to
get through to you...
ok, let me try...I see you are a bisexual pedophile fursuit(wtf?)
so I think I can craft an analogy to get through to you.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Onideus_Mad_Hatter
Wait...ah fuck it...just google "second law of thermodynamics".
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
Here fuckwit, I'm going to help you out by picking up where your piss
poor public education left off:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_law_of_thermodynamics
: Thus, while a system can undergo some physical process that decreases
: its own entropy, the entropy of the universe (which includes the
: system and its surroundings) must increase overall. (An exception to
: this rule is a reversible or "isentropic" process, such as
: frictionless adiabatic compression.)
I'll repeat that real important part you keep skipping:
AN EXCEPTION TO THIS RULE IS A REVERSIBLE OR "ISENTROPIC" PROCESS,
SUCH AS FRICTIONLESS ADIABATIC COMPRESSION.
FRICTIONLESS ADIABATIC COMPRESSION
FRICTIONLESS ADIABATIC COMPRESSION
FRICTIONLESS ADIABATIC COMPRESSION
FRICTIONLESS ADIABATIC COMPRESSION
FRICTIONLESS ADIABATIC COMPRESSION
FRICTIONLESS ADIABATIC COMPRESSION
FRICTIONLESS ADIABATIC COMPRESSION
...is that startin to click for you yet, fuckwit? Or do I need to
repeat it for yer dumbass another three or four dozen times? Fuckin
stupid ass, high school flunkie, retard. Get the fuck outta here,
moron. Go find yerself a corner to sit and drool all over yerself
whilst I'm making millions you fuckwitted imbecile.
TheGist
You stupid fat fucking piece of shit
You don't even know what that is,do you?
Here is a hint...your "invention" doesn't involve this in any way.
If it does, please explain where in you invention it does.
You can't, can you? dumb shit.
It is kook fuckers like you that are ruining UseNet.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Onideus_Mad_Hatter
You need to go back to stocking the Wal-Mart shelves. Concentrate on
your core competencies of pedophilia and menial labor.
mixed nuts
> HOO HA!
>
> It was actually cheaper than I thought it'd be, only $325 for the
> initial filing...although I think there are more fees that come later.
> I patented my geomagnetric resonence energy generator:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_projects/Abstract.txt
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_projects/Basic%20Diagram.png
>
> Now I just need to build a prototype...N52 neodymium's are a bit on
> the expensive side at the moment, so it'll take me a few months to
> save up to get what I need. In the mean time I'll probably build some
> virtual prototypes three dimensionally using 3DS Max.
>
--
nuts
Bill_The_Butcher
which kind of energy transformation does it do?
Citing Onideus Mad Hatter (on 27/09/2008 00:57):
Onideus Mad Hatter
<the.real.bil...@nospam.gmail.com> wrote:
>Tell me, how's the energy produced coming out of the vacuum chamber?
Uh, isn't that obvious? The energy is produced in the stator and
comes out in the same way it does with any kind of generator.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stator
Duh.
>which kind of energy transformation does it do?
Again, isn't that obvious? Geomagnetic to electrical. See, it's not
just a clever name. *nods*
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
Bill_The_Butcher
Citing Onideus Mad Hatter (on 29/09/2008 11:06):
> On Mon, 29 Sep 2008 10:38:21 +0200, Bill_The_Butcher
> <the.real.bil...@nospam.gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Tell me, how's the energy produced coming out of the vacuum chamber?
>
> Uh, isn't that obvious? The energy is produced in the stator and
> comes out in the same way it does with any kind of generator.
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stator
Yep. So you *do have* some kind of friction, don't you?
>
> Duh.
>
>> which kind of energy transformation does it do?
>
> Again, isn't that obvious? Geomagnetic to electrical. See, it's not
> just a clever name. *nods*
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ą x ą
Onideus Mad Hatter
<the.real.bil...@nospam.gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>Citing Onideus Mad Hatter (on 29/09/2008 11:06):
>> On Mon, 29 Sep 2008 10:38:21 +0200, Bill_The_Butcher
>> <the.real.bil...@nospam.gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Tell me, how's the energy produced coming out of the vacuum chamber?
>>
>> Uh, isn't that obvious? The energy is produced in the stator and
>> comes out in the same way it does with any kind of generator.
>>
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stator
>
>Yep. So you *do have* some kind of friction, don't you?
There's a minute fraction of friction in the form of the magnetic
fields generated by the device, but against current axle based
generators it's frictionless by comparison.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
Bill_The_Butcher
>
> There's a minute fraction of friction in the form of the magnetic
> fields generated by the device, but against current axle based
> generators it's frictionless by comparison.
I'd say that "by comparison" doesn't mean anything in this case..
It is, or it is not, punto.
whoisthat...@hotmail.com
Proven here, time and time again.
Drew
MindBrain
"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:rupqd45e2afed1pnd...@4ax.com...
> HOO HA!
>
> It was actually cheaper than I thought it'd be, only $325 for the
> initial filing...although I think there are more fees that come later.
> I patented my geomagnetric resonence energy generator:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_projects/Abstract.txt
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_projects/Basic%20Diagram.png
>
> Now I just need to build a prototype...N52 neodymium's are a bit on
> the expensive side at the moment, so it'll take me a few months to
> save up to get what I need. In the mean time I'll probably build some
> virtual prototypes three dimensionally using 3DS Max.
>
325 bucks eh? Is that why you put up that credit card harvestor?
Ass breath
Onideus Mad Hatter
It can't harvest what isn't captured in the first place, Dipshit.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
TheGist
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/b4/MoultonMoobs.jpg
The ED dudes are coming up with some pure fucking GOLD.
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>How about inventing a man bra!
>http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/b4/MoultonMoobs.jpg
>The ED dudes are coming up with some pure fucking GOLD.
Yeah the posts where I claim to be a vampire and a vatican nun are
also real good, not that you'll see that stuff on Special ED, they
only put up what's convienent for their delusions, which is fine by
me, I use the site after all as an excuse to rip apart people's
lives...like yours for example, Pissy. But then, you already knew
that, huh "Flippant"? LOL
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
You sure are angry today, Pissy. What's the matter? Do you want to
talk about it? Did those "mean kids" make fun of you again?
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
TheGist
Did they bother cashing your check?
Have you picked up a high school physics book yet to understand
why you are full of shit?
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
What's a "check"? Oh, that's right, that thing poor people use
because they're too uneducated to know what debit cards are. That and
tweenagers too I guess. Which are you, Pissy? No, wait, let me
guess...tweenage muppet fuck. *nods* Wanna tell us all about how
angsty and miserable you feel? Linkin Park is your favorite band too
I'll bet. "CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT
HEEAAAAAAL" LOL Come on, sing along, you know the words, Pissy! ^__^
klis...@yahoo.com
productions.net> wrote:
> On Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:33:42 -0400, TheGist <theg...@nospam.net>
> wrote:
>
>
>
> >Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >> wrote:
>
> >>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >>>> wrote:
>
> >>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
Mad fatter you are so fucking full of shit
http://sass.buttes.org/forum/viewtopic.php?id=26226
Love,
Your pals at SASS
Onideus Mad Hatter
>> mhm � x �http://www.backwater-productions.nethttp://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
What the fuck is a SASS? Oh, wait, I remember now...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/72eedb275115354b
LOL
That's cute, watching all you kids frothing over my design, or lack
thereof since what you're looking at is only the patent for the
magnetic suspension and vacuum chamber. Once that's patented I can
then, later, add amendments for the specifics.
I don't understand why you dribblers are so excited about it though,
even if it does work it'll effectively render itself to be non-cost
effective simply because it would sky rocket the price of neodymium
magnets. I mean it's not like there's an infinite supply of RARE
earth magnets. The other obvious problem is, what happens when you
essentially rip off energy from the planets magnetic field? On a
really large scale, with large devices all over the planet, we could
be looking at completely fucking up the rotation of the earth,
possibly an offset as high as one day a year. To put it simply, this
is not some design to "get rich quick", it's largely for my own
PERSONAL experimentation and use.
And despite what you flaming retards seem to think, I never claimed
that it was fool proof, it's a THEORY, hence the patent is only for
the magnetic suspension mechanism and the vacuum chamber setup.
That said though, I do firmly believe that if anyone can make it
work...it'd be me. Simply because of the way I solve
problems/learn/calculate. I don't just think outside the box, I think
outside the reality that the box exists in.
Keep on frothing though, it's quite humorous watching spazzy little
wannabe physicists making claims left and right, all the while trying
to belittle the claims of someone else who doesn't even claim to be a
wannabe physicist in the first place. The irony is so incredible it's
almost worth starting a strip mine on yer fat ass.
Now get the fuck outta here before you wind up hurting yourself, you
Google froup using Webtard. We don't much liak yer kind around here.
Google is essentially the WebTV interface of Usenet. If you can't
figure out how to post without looking like a fuckin idiot then you
should just retard on back to whatever ban happy little Webbie board
it was that shit you out.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
http://www.backwater-productions.net
whoisthat...@hotmail.com
productions.net> wrote:
> On Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:23:51 -0400, TheGist <theg...@nospam.net>
> wrote:
>
> >How about inventing a man bra!
> >http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/b4/MoultonMoobs.jpg
> >The ED dudes are coming up with some pure fucking GOLD.
>
> Yeah the posts where I claim to be a vampire and a vatican nun are
> also real good,
Along with the posts where you claim to be:
a graphic designer
a photographer
an inventor
employing a copy editor
having god level talent
a coding expert
not living with your Mom while she was at her Mom's deathbed in
Grant's Pass while slaving at Dairy Queen.
All the while not being a Usenet addict.
Drew
Go ahead.
Post edit.
Loser.
klis...@yahoo.com
productions.net> wrote:
>
> read more »
That's funny. I thought SASS and Google "Froups" would have alot in
common because we both think you are a creepy pathetic diaper shitting
faggot with a massive Carebear's fetish.
I also thought we would have alot in common because we both think your
life is incredibly hilarious and we both constantly have to suffer
through your relentless attempts to defend your honor through massive
essays that nobody reads.
klis...@yahoo.com
lol
david hillstrom
wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>[A LOAD OF SHIT]
>why you are full of shit?
"the world may never know...."
--
dave hillstrom xrbj
Onideus Mad Hatter
>That's funny. I thought SASS and Google "Froups" would have alot in
>common because we both think you are a creepy pathetic diaper shitting
>faggot with a massive Carebear's fetish.
>
>I also thought we would have alot in common because we both think your
>life is incredibly hilarious and we both constantly have to suffer
>through your relentless attempts to defend your honor through massive
>essays that nobody reads.
...alot
ALOT!
LOL
Sorry, but I just can't take you seriously now. You're definitely
still in high school (or a high school drop out).
PS - my readership is in no way dependant upon the loser fuckwit (ie
you) that I'm using as a convenient canvas for my word art.
alot...LOL...man that's funny.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
chunky....@gmail.com
productions.net> wrote:
> On Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:33:42 -0400, TheGist <theg...@nospam.net>
> wrote:
> What's a "check"? Oh, that's right, that thing poor people use
> because they're too uneducated to know what debit cards are.
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Coldwell_Banker_Idiocy.jpg
fat stuff burns himself once again
TheGist
But wait! I thought he was super 7337 and only used a debit card?
LOL.
This is liek real life south park with mad fatter as Cartman. Except
Cartman has friends.
Bill_The_Butcher
Citing TheGist (on 02/10/2008 19:39):
LOL :-)
~-~-~~- Phrase of the day -~~-~-~
548. One reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they wouldn't
be caught dead in otherwise.
~-~-~~-~-~~-~-~
with Thunderbird + Tagzilla
~-~-~~-~-~~-~-~
Russell Wood
> HOO HA!
> .. blah blah ..
I think you meant: "I is a pedo phile"
--
Russell Wood
<http://www.dynode.net/~rjw/>
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
Retard Google froup luser doesn't even know what he's looking at. LOL
Oh, btw, lovely gmail account there, Spittles. *snicker* What's the
matter you can't afford a domain/server of your own? Must suck being
poor, huh? ^__^
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>On 2008-09-26, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>> HOO HA!
>> .. blah blah ..
>
>I think you meant: "I is a pedo phile"
You're a pedophile, huh?
Onideus Mad Hatter
Oh look, there's lil Drewster, flailing about at dat mean 'ol Mad
Hatter again. Poor Drew must think everyone is as stupid as he is, in
that claims backed up with irrefutable evidence surely *MUST* be in
the exact same category as random, off the wall, outright kooky claims
that can't be backed up by, well, anything. Oh yeah, Drew, what a
*STUNNING* plan! Curses, foiled again! Why if it hadn't been for you
and your lil dog, why I just might have gotten away with it!
You're done Drew, put it down, time for bed.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
Onideus Mad Hatter
"me too"
Google froup tards...they really are the next AOL.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
TheGist
> Retard Google froup luser doesn't even know what he's looking at. LOL
> Oh, btw, lovely gmail account there, Spittles. *snicker* What's the
> matter you can't afford a domain/server of your own? Must suck being
> poor, huh? ^__^
dom...@backwater-productions.net
sa...@backwater-productions.net
far...@backwater-productions.net
fatfuck...@backwater-productions.net
bab...@backwater-productions.net
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
Nah, only for retards like you who are too damn stupid to setup spam
filters. Oh, btw Retardo, spam bots don't harvest e-mail addies from
message bodies, only headers. LOL, yeah, look stupid, AGAIN. ^__^
TheGist
> On Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:49:07 -0400, TheGist <the...@nospam.net>
> wrote:
>
>> Fat Loser wrote:
>>> Retard Google froup luser doesn't even know what he's looking at. LOL
>>> Oh, btw, lovely gmail account there, Spittles. *snicker* What's the
>>> matter you can't afford a domain/server of your own? Must suck being
>>> poor, huh? ^__^
>> Nah, it probably sucks getting spam at a domain account though...
>> dom...@backwater-productions.net
>> sa...@backwater-productions.net
>> far...@backwater-productions.net
>> fatfuck...@backwater-productions.net
>> bab...@backwater-productions.net
>
> Nah, only for retards like you who are too damn stupid to setup spam
> filters. Oh, btw Retardo, spam bots don't harvest e-mail addies from
> message bodies, only headers. LOL, yeah, look stupid, AGAIN. ^__^
Anyway, when someone pisses on the floor at wal-mart what do you use to
clean it up?
Do you wear adult diapers like depends or so just just string together a
dozen or so pamers around your fatass?
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:49:07 -0400, TheGist <the...@nospam.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Fat Loser wrote:
>>>> Retard Google froup luser doesn't even know what he's looking at. LOL
>>>> Oh, btw, lovely gmail account there, Spittles. *snicker* What's the
>>>> matter you can't afford a domain/server of your own? Must suck being
>>>> poor, huh? ^__^
>>> Nah, it probably sucks getting spam at a domain account though...
>>> dom...@backwater-productions.net
>>> sa...@backwater-productions.net
>>> far...@backwater-productions.net
>>> fatfuck...@backwater-productions.net
>>> bab...@backwater-productions.net
>>
>> Nah, only for retards like you who are too damn stupid to setup spam
>> filters. Oh, btw Retardo, spam bots don't harvest e-mail addies from
>> message bodies, only headers. LOL, yeah, look stupid, AGAIN. ^__^
>Wr<COCK SLAP>
You're really not making yourself look any less stupid here, Retard.
Just a lil FYI for ya.
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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> ha scritto nel
messaggio news:q9qqd4lr2q4t4j7rj...@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:57:26 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
> <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>HOO HA!
>>
>>It was actually cheaper than I thought it'd be, only $325 for the
>>initial filing...although I think there are more fees that come later.
>>I patented my geomagnetric resonence energy generator:
>>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_projects/Abstract.txt
>>http://www.backwater-productions.net/_projects/Basic%20Diagram.png
>>
>>Now I just need to build a prototype...N52 neodymium's are a bit on
>>the expensive side at the moment, so it'll take me a few months to
>>save up to get what I need. In the mean time I'll probably build some
>>virtual prototypes three dimensionally using 3DS Max.
>
> Hmmm, spellcheck would help. That should be "geomagnetic resonance".