Crazy Religious People
Onideus Mad Hatter
basket" bullshit on my doorstep today, which included a religious
book...like an actual book, not like the bible...on what I have no
idea, I didn't really bother looking into it much. And along with
that there was a loaf of bread. I shit you not, they baked a home
made fucking bread loaf and sealed it all up real nice and pretty in
this custom religious made bread bag...yeah...creepy much? I mean, no
offense to whatever the hell religious froup they represent, but if
random fucking strangers go and drop off food at my doorstep I'm
certainly the fuck not gonna eat it, who the fuck knows what could be
in it? Hell it could be filled with poison, or marijuana, or ex-lax
for all I know. Seriously, why the fuck would you go around making
loaves of bread and leaving them on people's doorsteps? Like I said,
that's just...creepy... o_O
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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Hatter Quotes
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"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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> Some religious froup...don't really care which, left this "care
> basket" bullshit on my doorstep today, which included a religious
> book...like an actual book, not like the bible...on what I have no
> idea, I didn't really bother looking into it much. And along with
> that there was a loaf of bread. I shit you not, they baked a home
> made fucking bread loaf and sealed it all up real nice and pretty in
> this custom religious made bread bag...yeah...creepy much? I mean, no
> offense to whatever the hell religious froup they represent, but if
> random fucking strangers go and drop off food at my doorstep I'm
> certainly the fuck not gonna eat it, who the fuck knows what could be
> in it? Hell it could be filled with poison, or marijuana, or ex-lax
> for all I know. Seriously, why the fuck would you go around making
> loaves of bread and leaving them on people's doorsteps? Like I said,
> that's just...creepy... o_O
Chicken.
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Dead Kitten
Somebody left a bag full of home made cookies hanging from my front
doorknob once, and I ate them. No ill effects. They were good, too.
It was in the middle of December and I figured it was just somebody's
(probably a neighbor's) way of saying Merry Christmas.
That was in 1995, though, before everyone started acting stupid over
"terrorists" and "anthrax" and other bullshit 24x7.
Onideus Mad Hatter
Well maybe if I was you I would, but seeing as how I get numerous
death threats on an almost weekly basis...yeah...not gonna be taking
any chances.
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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MCT
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My apartment complex left me an Easter basket this year...opened the
front door (woke up late) and there it was. Course, I didn't eat the
loose candies (jelly beans, etc) but the wrapped chocolates were
good ;)
At first, g/f was thinking there was another woman (ROFL) until we saw
a basket on EVERYONE'S front stoop.
-M
Beacon of Truth and Light (maybe)
"Dead Kitten" <ic9b...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:49ee...@news.x-privat.org...
Are you nuts? They were probably made out of sand-nigger sperm by muslim
fundamentalists, or covered in the ebola virus of e-coli! You're brain was
probably reprogrammed by genetic code to help orchestrate 9-11...
You should've got people in white biohazard suits to take them away and
torch them with a big flame-thrower!
That's the only language that these cookies understand!!
murmur
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> when was the last anthrax outbreak in america?
fk america , its the new third world country ,
the laughing stock of the globe
Rev Turd Fredericks
> Some religious froup...don't really care which, left this "care
> basket" bullshit on my doorstep today, which included a religious
> book...like an actual book, not like the bible...on what I have no
> idea, I didn't really bother looking into it much. And along with
> that there was a loaf of bread. I shit you not, they baked a home
> made fucking bread loaf and sealed it all up real nice and pretty in
> this custom religious made bread bag...yeah...creepy much? I mean, no
> offense to whatever the hell religious froup they represent, but if
> random fucking strangers go and drop off food at my doorstep I'm
> certainly the fuck not gonna eat it, who the fuck knows what could be
> in it? Hell it could be filled with poison, or marijuana, or ex-lax
> for all I know. Seriously, why the fuck would you go around making
> loaves of bread and leaving them on people's doorsteps? Like I said,
> that's just...creepy... o_O
>
Send one to them with a pentagram, a satanic bible, some kind of food
(maybe cookies with black icing or something), and a VHS tape with
German or Japanese porn on it, that will keep them at bay.
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>when was the last anthrax outbreak in america?
I'd be more concerned with a bunch of tweenage muppet fucks trying to
pull some kind of prank...possibly one that wasn't thought through too
well.
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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> Some religious froup...don't really care which, left this "care
> basket" bullshit on my doorstep today, which included a religious
> book...like an actual book, not like the bible...on what I have no
> idea, I didn't really bother looking into it much. And along with
> that there was a loaf of bread. I shit you not, they baked a home
> made fucking bread loaf and sealed it all up real nice and pretty in
> this custom religious made bread bag...yeah...creepy much? I mean, no
> offense to whatever the hell religious froup they represent, but if
> random fucking strangers go and drop off food at my doorstep I'm
> certainly the fuck not gonna eat it, who the fuck knows what could be
> in it? Hell it could be filled with poison, or marijuana, or ex-lax
> for all I know. Seriously, why the fuck would you go around making
> loaves of bread and leaving them on people's doorsteps? Like I said,
> that's just...creepy... o_O
>
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> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm � x �