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There's Been A ~TERRIBLE~ And Tragic Death!!!

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Onideus Mad Hatter

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Feb 2, 2010, 4:16:10 PM2/2/10
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I'm in mourning...the Mill Park Tree in Victoria, Australia was
unfortunately taken from the living world on January 20th, 2010...by a
group of drunken teenage "boggers" (Ozzie talk for "white trash") who
attempted to win the Darwin Award (and thankfully won) by plowing
their car into the innocent tree at over 85mph...killing it instantly

The poor tree will be remembered though, and the wonderful oxygen that
it produced for all of us to breath, as well as its efforts against
green house gases and global warming...it truly is a sad, and great
loss, for all of humanity. :(

You can show your appreciation and love of the beautiful, nurturing,
innocent, lost tree by joining this memorial site on FaceBook:
: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=261207503067

...or if you want you can join the memorial for the five teenage
drunkard tree murderers who killed themselves in a spectacular display
of mental amputation...I hear they're up to about *FIVE* joiners!
Apparently, after their funeral, most of their friends and family saw
fit to leave bottles of booze and cigarettes in memorial to their lost
friends at the scene of the horrible accident...and unfortunately I'm
not making that up either. :(

More on this incredible loss can be found on Encyclopedia Dramatica:
: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mill_Park_Tree

...including pictures of the booze laden "memorial" as well as some
pretty shocking pictures of the "mourners", who should give you a
pretty clear idea about what was "lost" (or maybe gained) on that end
of the fence so to speak.

...the poor...poor tree.

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Checkmate

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Feb 2, 2010, 4:24:30 PM2/2/10
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On Tue, 02 Feb 2010 13:16:10 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter put
forth the notion that...
>
> I'm in mourning...

<SMACK!>


> More on this incredible loss can be found on Encyclopedia Dramatica:
> : http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mill_Park_Tree

According to Norton:

Infested with viruses and malware
This site has malware and viruses, including some extremely
dangerous ones.

HTH...


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Checkmate
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Onideus Mad Hatter

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Feb 2, 2010, 4:32:10 PM2/2/10
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On Tue, 2 Feb 2010 13:24:30 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
wrote:

>According to Norton:
>
>Infested with viruses and malware
>This site has malware and viruses, including some extremely
>dangerous ones.
>
>HTH...

LOL, I'm not sure which is funnier, the n00b running Norton, or the
n00b whose all ~afraid~ of Encyclopedia Dramatica!

ROTFLMAO...oh this is just prime entertainment right here! I do hope
this is the real Checky too, it'll make it that much moar
entertaining!

Sort of reminds me of this:
: http://www.animemusicvideos.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=97756

*snicker*

Ya gotta love the stupidity of Mcafee and Norton...plus the fact that
only stupid ass n00b jobs who don't know what the NoScript plugin is
are the only ones who even use them.

Ironic too, in that both of those "anti-virus" software packages are,
in effect, just like viruses themselves! ^__^

Checkmate

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Feb 2, 2010, 4:42:46 PM2/2/10
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On Tue, 02 Feb 2010 13:32:10 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter put
forth the notion that...
>
> On Tue, 2 Feb 2010 13:24:30 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
> wrote:
>
> >According to Norton:
> >
> >Infested with viruses and malware
> >This site has malware and viruses, including some extremely
> >dangerous ones.
> >
> >HTH...
>
> LOL, I'm not sure which is funnier, the n00b running Norton, or the
> n00b whose all ~afraid~ of Encyclopedia Dramatica!
>
> ROTFLMAO...oh this is just prime entertainment right here! I do hope
> this is the real Checky too, it'll make it that much moar
> entertaining!


<Tug-tug>

Now dance in your diaper for me...

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Feb 2, 2010, 5:22:41 PM2/2/10
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On Tue, 2 Feb 2010 13:42:46 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
wrote:

>On Tue, 02 Feb 2010 13:32:10 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter put
>forth the notion that...
>>
>> On Tue, 2 Feb 2010 13:24:30 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >According to Norton:
>> >
>> >Infested with viruses and malware
>> >This site has malware and viruses, including some extremely
>> >dangerous ones.
>> >
>> >HTH...
>>
>> LOL, I'm not sure which is funnier, the n00b running Norton, or the
>> n00b whose all ~afraid~ of Encyclopedia Dramatica!
>>
>> ROTFLMAO...oh this is just prime entertainment right here! I do hope
>> this is the real Checky too, it'll make it that much moar
>> entertaining!
>
>

><Tu<WHACK>

LOL, it's trying to "troll" people into pointing out what a stupid
fuckin retard it is!

*snicker*

Yeah, like anyone really needs a fuckin invitation to do *THAT*.
Making an idiot out of yourself isn't so much trolling so much as it's
just...well...making an idiot out of yourself. *nods*

Checkmate

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Feb 2, 2010, 5:48:56 PM2/2/10
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On Tue, 02 Feb 2010 14:22:41 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter put
forth the notion that...
>
> On Tue, 2 Feb 2010 13:42:46 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
> wrote:
>
> >On Tue, 02 Feb 2010 13:32:10 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter put
> >forth the notion that...
> >>
> >> On Tue, 2 Feb 2010 13:24:30 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >According to Norton:
> >> >
> >> >Infested with viruses and malware
> >> >This site has malware and viruses, including some extremely
> >> >dangerous ones.
> >> >
> >> >HTH...
> >>
> >> LOL, I'm not sure which is funnier, the n00b running Norton, or the
> >> n00b whose all ~afraid~ of Encyclopedia Dramatica!
> >>
> >> ROTFLMAO...oh this is just prime entertainment right here! I do hope
> >> this is the real Checky too, it'll make it that much moar
> >> entertaining!
> >
> >
> ><Tu<WHACK>

Another snip and run, Mattheeeeew? Seems like that's all
you're good for anymore. I can get this much action from a
dirt clod. If that's the best you can do, why bother? You
might as well pour yourself a nice hot cup of shutthefuckup,
and uh... shut the fuck up. TIA!

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Feb 2, 2010, 6:12:12 PM2/2/10
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On Tue, 2 Feb 2010 14:48:56 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
wrote:

>Ano<WHACK>

Bored now.

Checkmate

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Feb 2, 2010, 6:37:56 PM2/2/10
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ah

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Feb 2, 2010, 10:22:46 PM2/2/10
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"The Great One"

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Feb 3, 2010, 1:36:49 AM2/3/10
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"ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> duhhhh....poo...poo...

The nurses will change your diaper soon "ah" right now they are busy with other Alzheimer's patients !!
--
HJ

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Feb 3, 2010, 5:23:21 AM2/3/10
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Namely Checkmate it would seem. I guess they've both gone "brain
dead", poster children from the "Save Terri Schiavo" campaign. *nods*

"The Great One"

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Feb 3, 2010, 7:51:23 PM2/3/10
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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message news:7ijim5thv0sgc7adv...@4ax.com...

> On Wed, 3 Feb 2010 00:36:49 -0600, "\"The Great One\""
> <hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >"ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >>
> >> duhhhh....poo...poo...
> >
> >The nurses will change your diaper soon "ah" right now they are busy with other Alzheimer's patients !!
>
> Namely Checkmate it would seem. I guess they've both gone "brain
> dead", poster children from the "Save Terri Schiavo" campaign. *nods*
> --
> Onideus Mad Hatter

That's a fair assessment of Old "Andrew H."
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HJ

ah

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Feb 4, 2010, 11:29:43 PM2/4/10
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Nice reach-around, Matt.
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a "http://www.factland.ca/" h

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