Mindows
Onideus Mad Hatter
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Basically I've been thinking a lot lately about how things are always
getting smaller what with PDAs, Black Berries, i-Phones, etc. So I
thought it might be kind of neat to do some experiments in "mini"
graphical interfaces. I'm starting off by creating a 2/3rds scale of
the Windows XP main desktop and start menu. The goal is to find the
best methods of creating small scale interfaces that retain a high
degree of visual design (eye candy) whilst maintaining usability and
viewability. One of the hardest aspects is creating miniaturized
fonts, below the 8 point scale. The current sample I have up uses a
heavily modified 5 point font based on Tahoma. Anywho, neat stuff,
I'll post more examples as I develop them. I'm also doing a bunch of
experiments with Flash Lite and I hope to create a kind of website
primer to use for personal computing devices. The first step is to
find out all the browser viewing resolutions of all the major devices
and then to come up with a series of standards based upon those
resolutions, much in the way my current "portal" style website design
was designed around the lowest common denominator of 800x600 and my
newer designs use 1024x768 as their base resolution. And of course
I'll also be doing some experiments with creating perfect liquid sites
for personal computing products based on vector graphics and lanczos
resizing techniques optimized for reduction rather than enlargement
like my current models.
Anywho, that's what I'm working on (amongst various freelance website
design jobs). I see all the...lessers, are still obsessing over me.
LOL, they certainly are a pathetic breed, it's too bad they're going
to spend the rest of their drooling existence doing nothing but
allowing me to rent out their head space. ^__^
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Jonathan Herr
That'd solve the thing that bugs me the most about mini-computers/pdas.
They seem too 'cramped' on the screen. I hope what you're working on goes
well.
>
> Anywho, that's what I'm working on (amongst various freelance website
> design jobs). I see all the...lessers, are still obsessing over me.
> LOL, they certainly are a pathetic breed, it's too bad they're going
> to spend the rest of their drooling existence doing nothing but
> allowing me to rent out their head space. ^__^
*grins*
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But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.
In the immortal words of §ñühw¤£f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.
"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas
How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!
The Daring Dufas
Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter
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dave hillstrom
brown nosing homo.
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and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom
Jonathan Herr
So I like what he's talking about. It's something that bugs me and I
wouldn't doubt that it bugs others. Oh you're talking about the 'obsessing'
paragraph. Figures you'd say something fuckheaded like that.
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But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.
In the immortal words of я黨wぃf:
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
Off yer Xanax today, Daevy?
Onideus Mad Hatter
>Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>news:rts134phkk73dn4b0...@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>> Anywho, that's what I'm working on (amongst various freelance
>>>>> website design jobs). I see all the...lessers, are still obsessing
>>>>> over me. LOL, they certainly are a pathetic breed, it's too bad
>>>>> they're going to spend the rest of their drooling existence doing
>>>>> nothing but allowing me to rent out their head space. ^__^
>>>>
>>>>*grins*
>>>
>>>brown nosing homo.
>>
>> Off yer Xanax today, Daevy?
>
>At least he doe<COCK SLAP>
I'm sorry, but when did Daevy start paying you in butt secks to be his
lil personal online cheerleader? Were you just feeling sorry for him
cause he's off his meds or are you just desperate for some extra
Hatter attention?
dave hillstrom
>Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>news:rts134phkk73dn4b0...@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>> Anywho, that's what I'm working on (amongst various freelance
>>>>> website design jobs). I see all the...lessers, are still obsessing
>>>>> over me. LOL, they certainly are a pathetic breed, it's too bad
>>>>> they're going to spend the rest of their drooling existence doing
>>>>> nothing but allowing me to rent out their head space. ^__^
>>>>
>>>>*grins*
>>>
>>>brown nosing homo.
>>
>> Off yer Xanax today, Daevy?
>
>At least he doesn't lie about winning awards and attracting big name
>clients who throw money at him. Like SOME people *coughyoucough* do.
amazing. moulton is still using that old pill popper lame. its just
like his "art": old, tired, and derivative.
and its pretty funny that matthew brags about all these big clients
and piles of money as youve pointed out, and yet he still seems to
need to work for walmart fulltime to support himself.
this leads to one of the following conclusions:
1) matthew is lying heinously about his web work, and is actually as
artistically talented and as well connected as the average turnip.
2) matthew is not lying, and is able to work fulltime for walmart, a
notorious low wage payer, as well as doing web work for big clients,
and raking in the dough from them. the question then becomes why is
matthew so ~incredibly~ stupid as to continue working for an employer
that is known around the world for shafting its employees monetarily
instead of taking that time and using it to build more high paying web
business?
so, as we all knew years before now, matthew is at ~least~ either a
liar or an idiot. with a high probability of both.
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>On 20 May 2008 21:32:06 GMT, gregvk <gr...@nospam.okthx> wrote:
Oh Daevy you really have kept yourself out of the loop for too long.
LOL, it's cute watching r-tards like you take off yer blinders of so
many months/years...yer like opening up a time-capsule in a way...the
only way you even know me at all is by the way I was (or the way you
perceived me) at the time you shut yourself the fuck up and put
yourself in a hole. Of course, just because you put blinders on
doesn't mean I really go away, nor does it mean that I stop posting,
creating and doing all sorts of other fun, neat things.
If only little Daevy hadn't been high on Xanax, relying on others to
fight his online battles for him, he would know all about my working
at Wal*Mart, WHY I choose to work for Wal*Mart (part time btw) and he
would have all his delusions about Wal*Mart as teh evul corporation
ripped soundly to shreds more than a dozen times over...BUT, he
chooses to live in ignorant stupidity...and hey, that's okay, no
reason why someone shouldn't be able to be stupid...although if they
ever do make it a crime I think forcing the guilty to cut off their
own heads with a chainsaw would be an appropriate punishment...but
that's just me. ^__^
dave hillstrom
>dave hillstrom <Da...@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>news:n8o6349k1ms0h3gfj...@4ax.com:
>There was a post somewhere where he claimed the WalMart gig was mostly
>just for health insurance and 401(k) purposes. But even that indicates
>that he's either a liar or a dumbass, because it's not difficult to
>acquire health insurance or set up an IRA if one is self-employed. It
>costs a little more to do it on your own (for example, you have to pay
>the entire insurance premium, whereas an employer will pick up most of
>the tab for you) but a few hundred bucks a month shouldn't be an issue
>for a successful award winning graphic designer.
all quite true.
my real problem with matthew, however, is ~not~ that hes a liar or an
idiot. those are quite common things. the reason ~i~ killfiled him
YEARS ago was because hes such a stupendously mind numbing ~bore~.
Onideus Mad Hatter
>dave hillstrom <Da...@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>news:tbt634p85s2s4391i...@4ax.com:
>Yeah, I think today is the first time in ages where 99% of his posts
>weren't an IKYABWAI or a mommy lame or a clip-n-run. It's only about,
>oh, I'd say 50% of them today.
>
>Although that might be because I was busting his chops over that the
>other day. Poor Farfoos. LOL
You know it's interesting how you keep doing that...referring to me as
"Farfoos"...that's something only a Webbie-tard would do. See kitten,
I never actively posted under that nyme in any of these froups and the
only places I use that nyme in are Webbie boards...so it's pretty
obvious that yer such a raving fuckin Hatter Addict that you actually
followed me here all the way from Webbie land. LOL...the only
question is...what's yer home turf, Cuppycake? Or you a PoE-fag?
Maybe a Special ED editor? SA goon? Or are you just from some
pathetic little nothing community that I ripped all apart and shit on
for fun? Do tell my little Hatter Addict. `, )
Onideus Mad Hatter
>Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>news:vu3734lmrj70j8fsa...@4ax.com:
>That nym isn't half as interesting as the fact that you just admitted to
>being a fuckin babyfur.
I've also admitted to being God. Oh, think stupid now, REAAAAAL
stupid. *nods*
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Jonathan Herr
>>> weren't an IKYABWAI or a mommy lame or a clip-n-run. It's only
>>> about, oh, I'd say 50% of them today.
>>>
>>> Although that might be because I was busting his chops over that the
>>> other day. Poor Farfoos. LOL
>>
>> You know it's interesting how you keep doing that...referring to me
>> as "Farfoos"...that's something only a Webbie-tard would do. See
>> kitten, I never actively posted under that nyme in any of these
>
> That nym isn't half as interesting as the fact that you just admitted
> to being a fuckin babyfur.
How did you pull that out of what he said? Cause he used the word 'kitten'?
FrozenNorth
http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile?show=CFHA4zUbaa
Bwahahahaha, click on the questions link down toward the bottom.
Can't be Mattie, guy claims to have a girlfriend.
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