Sloppy N00b Jobs
Onideus Mad Hatter
usually it's praise, but every now and again I get some uber tard
fuckwit like this guy "Phil Johnes" who e-mailed me the other day:
> To: <sa...@backwater-productions.net>
> Subject: Software Engineering
> From: Phil Johnes <jone...@live.com>
> Date: Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:17:58 -0400
>
> After reading a handful of your posts today,
LOL, oh ya know *THIS* one's gonna be fun! ^__^
As if reading a handful of my posts could possibly enlighten you as to
the extent of my art and intellectual superiority. I have, at this
point, made quite literally *MILLIONS* of posts collectively online
over the past couple decades. To try and posture that you know
anything about me at all based on only a small handful of them is
absolutely inane and fuckwitted at best. And yet *THIS* cock faced
little shit stain thinks he knows *EVERYTHING* about me. *snicker*
> I have arrived at the conclusion
I think he means *ASS*umption there.
> that you are an unbelievable dumbass.
Funny, others argue that I'm a genius:
: http://enemiesblog.blogspot.com/2007_10_01_archive.html
Guess it all depends on yer perspective...or level of intelligence.
LOL
> I wouldn't trust you with flat HTML, let alone writing proper software.
As if I would ever take on a job from such an intellectually deficient
nothing. I've had work showcased at the White House Conference On
Cooperative Conservation, I've had multiple Emmy award winning clients
and graphic design work plastered across dozens of bill boards in
California. *snicker* This pathetic nothing wouldn't know real skill
and ability if it crawled the fuck up his tight little repugnant
asshole and started breeding.
> The best thing is, I seriously believe you think you know what you're
> talking about, when it's very evident to any real engineer that you're
> talking out of your ass.
And yet I'm the one with the domain that's breakin on into the 100K
mark...and that's *WITHOUT* any kind of social website...no Webbie
boards, no chat, no user to user interaction...just straight content.
That's pretty much as unheard of at it gets. Nearly every single
website in the top 250K on Alexa has at least some form of
user-to-user interaction. If I were to put some kind of a web board
on one of my sites...it'd likely boost my stats up into the top 1k.
Speaking of which, those following along with the development of my
"Poser Class" website:
: http://www.backwater-productions.net/poser-class/
: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Graphic_Design_-_Poser_Class_Login.png
: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Graphic_Design_-_Poser_Class_Profile.png
: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Graphic_Design_-_Poser_Class_Profile_Setup_-_01.png
: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Graphic_Design_-_Poser_Class_Profile_Setup_-_02.png
: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Graphic_Design_-_Poser_Class_Registration.png
They can see what's soon to come in that arena. That site is being
specifically designed to "test the waters" so to speak, basically
testing out a small scale version of what will eventually be used on
my other sites.
The trick is limiting the growth to a level that the server can keep
up with and using it on a new and fairly obscure website so that I can
test everything properly and work out all the bandwidth calculation.
If I were to put such a form on one of my real popular sites, like the
CB site or the Sprite Generator...yeah, the overwhelming surge in
bandwidth would quite literarily crush my server. So I need to take
this slow and controlled.
That's also why I'm building it myself. It's real easy to use cookie
cutter forms like UBB and the like, which is what pretty much everyone
uses (because there aren't many people with the skill to build their
own), however I've looked closely at those setups and they are all
inherently bloated beyond belief. Some of them even appear as if
they've been directly designed to try and eat up as much bandwidth as
possible. Not sure if that's simply because they were designed by
flaming amateurs like this "Phil Johnes" guy, or if they were
purposefully designed that way in order to squeeze more money out of
users in bandwidth usage costs. Whatever the case, such forms are
grossly inadequate for my needs. I need something designed using my
God Level coding techniques for the absolute maximum level of
bandwidth savings and raw speed.
>I read one of your posts today and I was literally crying with laughter.
Well honestly it is rather amusing when I rip apart some pathetic
little cupcake. Most of the e-mails I get from people in regards to
Usenet posts rave on about how much they enjoy my personal style of
invective word art. I guess it's not so much fun for those on the
receiving end of things, but that can't really be helped so much.
With as angry and upset as this little n00b.tard is you'd think I
fucked his sister or something...hrmmm...maybe I did. LOL
> Enjoy your minimum wage 'career',
LOL, I just love telling people I work at Wal*Mart, it's like a giant
red flag waving around for idiots to blindly chase after whilst I
stick sharp barbs of attacks into their pasty, raw flesh. *snicker*
Truth be told, I've never worked a day at Wal*Mart, at least not out
on the floor, much less DQ or any of the other minimum wage places
I've claimed to have worked at. It's all just for shits and giggles,
misdirection and all like that. It's good to give weaklings something
they can try and go after, it makes the kill quicker when they're not
even aware of just how out classed they really are. ^__^
> you script kiddie.
Script kiddie? LOL, sounds liak somebody's butthurt. Probably one of
Rob and Carole's little fan bois, all upset cause I went and rightly
outed their idiot idol. Well either that or maybe they were apart of
some Webbie board or something I recently obliterated...not that I
really keep track any more, there have been so many really. It
normally doesn't require any real effort to do that kind of work
though, and certainly nothing related to computer hacking. I
generally don't go out of my way looking for opportunities to fuck
myself over, which is why I normally stick to legal means of
destroying others...it's much more fun that way too...well, for me
anyway. Guess not so much for them. LOL
> PS: Your website is well... really poor... seriously,
You really have to wonder which website it is he's even referring to,
I mean I have hundreds at this point. *snicker*
> you won't get any business with that crap.
Funny, I never seem to have any shortage of it, at least so far. In
fact the level of work I've been getting has been increasing quite a
lot over the past three years. A lot of that has to do with making
deals with other production companies and doing outsourced,
outsourcing work. Many companies like having a kind of "extra man" on
call that they can count on, in case they get a whole lot of work at
once, or if they get a job that requires expertise outside of their
regular range. I'm also quick and easy to work with, so normally once
a person does work with me, they always come back, especially given
the incredible quality and magnificence of my work. I can produce in
days what would take an entire team of web developers WEEKS to make.
> It also fails W3C validation. Fail. Again.
Ha, ha, ha, ha...ahhh the true mark of an amateur. As I've said
countless times before (well keep in mind this retard has only read a
"handful" of my posts), the W3C only *RECOMMENDS* "standards", they do
not set them, and *NO* browser maker on the planet fully adheres to
those *RECOMMENDED* "standards". As such, following W3C stupidity to
the exact letter will often ensure that your site winds up *BREAKING*
on any number of browser and OS combinations.
I do actually have several websites that are fully W3C
compliant...most of them however break on specific OS and browser
combinations, for the reasons I just mentioned.
> PPS: Don't bother replying - this e-mail account is never read. It's
> only used for 'educating' people such as yourself.
LOL, as if it matters at all, whether he even reads this or not. My
art is never really meant for weak minded, simplistic, meandering
little fuck jobs with intellectual deficiencies. The idiot could walk
his dumbass right on out into traffic and get hit by a bus for all I
could give a shit. The fumbling, chromosomal deficient, trainable
will be dead in less than a hundred years at most and it's not like
he's ever going to be remembered for anything, least of all his small
minded, fuckwitted little NONpinions about me and my life.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
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"Never do to anyone online what you wouldn't want done to yourself."
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"Never use your own limitations as the basis of measuring a technology's worth."
"I don't make mistakes, I have other people to make mistakes for me."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters/Blinders - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Onideus Mad Hatter
<use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>On occasion I get e-mails from people regarding my Usenet posts,
>usually it's praise, but every now and again I get some uber tard
>fuckwit like this guy "Phil Johnes" who e-mailed me the other day:
<snip>
Oh, forgot to mention, he attempted to fumble his headers so that I
couldn't send a return e-mail...basically the little Fruitloop can
dish it out...but he can't take it.
There is of course a price that needs to be paid for such insolent
hypocrisy, so I'll go ahead and out the little fucktard right now for
his troubles:
: Thomas Jones
: 5 Silverlea Avenue,
: Wallasey
: Merseyside.
: CH45 4QU
: Tel: 0151 512 9017
: Mobile: 07742330057
*snicker*
I guess they're a lil slow over there in England, huh? ^__^
You fuckwits will learn, one way or the other, that if you try and
play around with a hornets nest...you will get stung...badly.
Anyone who shows me disrespect is effectively just asking to have
their life all fucked up in every direction imaginable, much like poor
Rob and Carole, who recently got outed. LOL Don't ever fuck with
someone who has moar creativity than you do.
Baron Von Schtupp
> Anyone who shows me disrespect
LOL!!
> is effectively just asking to have
> their life all fucked up in every direction imaginable, much like poor
> Rob and Carole, who recently got outed. LOL Don't ever fuck with
> someone who has moar creativity than you do.
"Bla bla bla", said the post-editing nitwit.
--
All I want to do is have a little fun before I die
Onideus Mad Hatter
<bvsc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> Anyone who shows me disrespect
>
>LOL!!
>
>> is effectively just asking to have
>> their life all fucked up in every direction imaginable, much like poor
>> Rob and Carole, who recently got outed. LOL Don't ever fuck with
>> someone who has moar creativity than you do.
>
>"Bla bla bla", said the post-editing nitwit.
I have a question for you child...is that gmail account worth anything
to you? I mean, if I were to say...take it, how much money do you
think you'd be willing to pay to get it back? Just curious. ^__^
Baron Von Schtupp
> On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:14:06 -0600, Baron Von Schtupp
> <bvsc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>> Anyone who shows me disrespect
>> LOL!!
>>
>>> is effectively just asking to have
>>> their life all fucked up in every direction imaginable, much like poor
>>> Rob and Carole, who recently got outed. LOL Don't ever fuck with
>>> someone who has moar creativity than you do.
>> "Bla bla bla", said the post-editing nitwit.
>
> I have a question for you child...is that gmail account worth anything
> to you? I mean, if I were to say...take it, how much money do you
> think you'd be willing to pay to get it back? Just curious. ^__^
What kind of fucking idiot thinks a free email account has any value?
But you're welcome to try. In fact, I dare you.
<waits patiently>
Onideus Mad Hatter
<bvsc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> I have a question for you child...is that gmail account worth anything
>> to you? I mean, if I were to say...take it, how much money do you
>> think you'd be willing to pay to get it back? Just curious. ^__^
>What kind of fucking idiot thinks a free email account has any value?
Woo, that's quite the sass there, Captain Sassy Pants. You best just
calm yerself down, Sparkles. You wouldn't want to hurt yourself now
would you?
And although I'm sure it's quite hard for someone of your...limited
faculties, to comprehend, there are actually quite a lot of people who
use such accounts exclusively and they're often chalked full of
personal information and other neat things...just ask Sarah Palin,
LOL.
>But you're welcome to try. In fact, I dare you.
>
><waits patiently>
Well if you're not going to pay any money to get it back why should I
take the bother? I mean, let's face it, other than a target waiting
to be exploited, there's not exactly any particular use for you, nor
interest for that matter. I mean, it's not like you do anything. Yer
just some fumbling child wasting all your time on Usenet frothing on
about shit that gets you all angry and upset.
Sloppy N00b Jobs
news:lunhe5l53tbgt5iat...@4ax.com:
> On occasion I g<SLAP>
to bad it wasn't them
--
*outted*
news:8a8ie5133ijqvcnf4...@4ax.com:
> On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:43:29 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
> <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On occasion I get e-mails from people regarding my Usenet posts,
>>usually it's praise, but every now and again I get some uber tard
>>fuckwit like this guy "Phil Johnes" who e-mailed me the other day:
> <snip>
>
> Oh, forgot to mention, he attempted to fumble his headers so that I
> couldn't send a return e-mail...basically the little Fruitloop can
> dish it out...but he can't take it.
>
> There is of course a price that needs
Just like you *outted* Bob and carole?
to bad it wasn't them
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Just curious.
news:c79ie5dmsof579h2s...@4ax.com:
> On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:14:06 -0600, Baron Von Schtupp
> <bvsc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>> Anyone who shows me disrespect
>>
>>LOL!!
>>
>>> is effectively just asking to have
>>> their life all fucked up in every direction imaginable, much like
>>> poor Rob and Carole, who recently got outed. LOL Don't ever fuck
>>> with someone who has moar creativity than you do.
>>
>>"Bla bla bla", said the post-editing nitwit.
>
> I have a question for you child...is that gmail account worth anything
> to you? I mean, if I were to say...take it, how much money do you
> think you'd be willing to pay to get it back? Just curious. ^__^
>
You couldn't take a shit if you were paid.
--
In fact, I dare you
news:1bfie5td9k2jehl5c...@4ax.com:
> On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:22:35 -0600, Baron Von Schtupp
> <bvsc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>> I have a question for you child...is that gmail account worth
>>> anything to you? I mean, if I were to say...take it, how much money
>>> do you think you'd be willing to pay to get it back? Just curious.
>>> ^__^
>
>>What kind of fucking idiot thinks a free email account has any value?
>
> Woo, that's quite the sass there, Captain Sassy Pants. You best just
> calm yerself down, Sparkles. You wouldn't want to hurt yourself now
> would you?
>
> And although I'm sure it's quite hard for someone of your...limited
> faculties, to comprehend, there are actually quite a lot of people who
> use such accounts exclusively and they're often chalked full of
> personal information and other neat things...just ask Sarah Palin,
> LOL.
>
>>But you're welcome to try. In fact, I dare you.
>>
>><waits patiently>
>
> Well if you're not going to pay any money to get it back why should I
> take the bother? I mean, let's face it, other than a target waiting
> to be exploited, there's not exactly any particular use for you, nor
> interest for that matter. I mean, it's not like you do anything. Yer
> just some fumbling child wasting all your time on Usenet frothing on
> about shit that gets you all angry and upset.
Translation: Whew! That was close, I can't take shit.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
>to ba<WHACK>
Keep trying to deny it, Poser Boi.
Onideus Mad Hatter
>Yes, yes I am a poser boi, you're absolutely right.
I guess that's why you picked that as yer nyme, huh? LOL
Baron Von Schtupp
knows you're a wannabe.
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:22:35 -0600, Baron Von Schtupp
> <bvsc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>> I have a question for you child...is that gmail account worth anything
>>> to you? I mean, if I were to say...take it, how much money do you
>>> think you'd be willing to pay to get it back? Just curious. ^__^
>
>> What kind of fucking idiot thinks a free email account has any value?
>
> Woo, that's quite the sass there, Captain Sassy Pants. You best just
> calm yerself down, Sparkles. You wouldn't want to hurt yourself now
> would you?
>
> And although I'm sure it's quite hard for someone of your...limited
> faculties, to comprehend, there are actually quite a lot of people who
> use such accounts exclusively and they're often chalked full of
> personal information and other neat things...just ask Sarah Palin,
> LOL.
>
>> But you're welcome to try. In fact, I dare you.
>>
>> <waits patiently>
>
> Well if you're not going to pay any money to get it back why should I
> take the bother? I mean, let's face it, other than a target waiting
> to be exploited, there's not exactly any particular use for you, nor
> interest for that matter. I mean, it's not like you do anything. Yer
> just some fumbling child wasting all your time on Usenet frothing on
> about shit that gets you all angry and upset.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
> I'd claim spank on your pathetic ass, but everybody reading this already
> knows you're a wannabe.
But I'm a genuine fat fucking loser faggot who wears diapers while I
spend all damn day every day making a big fool of myself on Usenet.
Nothing "wannabe" about that. ^__^
mik...@gmail.com
Wow 2009, has it been that long that he has been gone? Seems like only yesterday that he was babbling about never leaving and that he will always be here. hahaha
What a goofball he was.
Mike
http://www.artistmike.com/CertificateDesigns/1.html