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Onideus Mad Hatter

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Jan 20, 2010, 3:08:58 AM1/20/10
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As human beings we tend to take things for granted and often think
that the whole world revolves around us and our ~superior~ species,
but as nature would have it, we're really not all that perfect,
especially when it comes to our senses.

Humans have very good eye sight and can see an estimated 10 million or
more colors, which is quite incredible compared to most animal
species...BUT...consider for a moment our sense of smell.

Now, comparatively speaking, a dog for example has a sense of smell
roughly FORTY TIMES greater than a human being! A number which, seems
pretty impressive, but it's really kind of hard for us humans to
really grasp that difference, since we really have no way of knowing
what it is that we're actually missing.

Keeping that in mind, and being inspired somewhat by the
interpretation of sound into graphics in the movie Mr. Holland's Opus,
in order to give deaf people a way of, effectively, "seeing sound", I
figured I could do something similar with smell.

We humans are effectively near deaf, or near blind as far as our sense
of smell, compared to that of a dog. Let's say we take an image that
has roughly 450 thousand colors:
: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Graphic_Design_-_If_Smell_Was_Color_-_Dog.png

Let's say that, that is the full amount of what a dog can "smell" (in
color). Now how would a human's sense of "smell" (in color) compare
to that? Well, looking at pure colors, forty times less than that
would be roughly 11 thousand colors. As such, there are a variety of
ways we can present our near "deafness" of smell, by reducing the
overall color gamut, by reducing the saturation, by decreasing the
brightness, etc, etc...all of which would provide an end result of
less overall color.

So, with that in mind I created two artistic models of color
reduction, utilizing a variety of methods including color reduction,
contrast and brightness alteration, saturation reductions, shadow and
midtone alterations and gamma alteration, that represent our limited
sense of smell in a visual representation, right nyah:
: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Graphic_Design_-_If_Smell_Was_Color_-_Human_-_01.png
: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Graphic_Design_-_If_Smell_Was_Color_-_Human_-_02.png

Pretty neat, huh? Kinda scary when you think about all that we're
missing out on in life, all that we could have, that we could
experience...if we were only dogs.

It's interesting to think of what the future might hold, as science
advances, advanced brain to computer interaction may become possible,
which may enable us to experience things that we never could in our
normal human bodies, to be able to smell in the way that a dog can
perhaps, or it could even allow us to create brand new senses that
don't even exist in nature as we know it. A Matrix like world where
being able to fly like Neo would seem like a cheap parlor trick
compared to the level of experience that could be truly offered by
such a near limitless construct.

You might liken it to the use of heroin, which can allow you to
experience pleasure levels dozens of times greater than the most
intense sexual pleasure, which is generally the maximum level of
pleasure the human body is capable of achieving on its own.

The problem however with the human brain is that if you're getting too
much pleasure, well your brain starts shutting off and closing
pleasure receptors, which means it takes more and more of the drug to
be able to keep experiencing that intense pleasure and if you suddenly
stop, well those receptors take quite some time to "open back up" so
to speak, which basically creates withdrawal and feelings of
horribleness.

But, if we can wire our brains into a computer, it would theoretically
be possible to experience those pleasure levels constantly, without
any degree of tolerance, and without any physical sense of withdrawal
from stopping. It would still be addictive of course, and it likely
would have a large psychological impact, after all, if you could feel
pleasure that intensely all the time, well regular things like eating,
socializing, creating things and even sleeping wouldn't really give
you any form of comparable satisfaction, and as such you likely would
just stop doing them altogether...until you died.

On the other hand though, with such precise control, we could
effectively use pleasure in a controlled manner in order to manipulate
our behaviors. For example you could up the overall level of pleasure
in the brain by a small factor and then have some kind of control
software in place that could, basically, reduce that level of pleasure
say...every time you started biting your nails...or say every time you
started eating. Used in that way it could be very beneficial to us.
Of course on the other, other flip side, it could also be used to
effectively manipulate people in any number of horrible ways.

To put it simply...the future is gonna be pretty interesting. ^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
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Jan 20, 2010, 4:01:37 PM1/20/10
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On Jan 20, 2:08 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
productions.net> wrote:

>
> Pretty neat, huh?  Kinda scary when you think about all that we're
> missing out on in life, all that we could have, that we could
> experience...if we were only dogs.
>


I've pondered this a time or two myself. The other side of the coin,
of course, is all of the things that we experience that more "simple"
animals can't. For example, our brain's capacity to comprehend
language and express not only the real world, but abstract concepts --
including the ability to comprehend and ponder those things we can't
do. ;-)

For every ability that we don't have, I'm equally amazed at the things
we can do.

For example, what about the brain's phenomenal computational ability?
Look at jugglers, who don't watch their hands. Their brains compute
the speed and trajectory of 3 or more objects and are able to move
their hands to the exact position to make the catch. Beyond the math
involved in the movement of the balls/pins/etc. -- all computed
instantly and without conscious thought -- the brain requires an
awareness of "space" in order to move the hands into position without
actually seeing them. This awareness of "space" extends to the
ability to successfully (for some...heh) drive a car or fly a plane.

The notion of human beings eventually being coupled to "sensory
enhancers" is an interesting one. Would we open up our potential
further? Or reduce it? Some people already think that technology is
placing a limit on innovation and we're just headed toward stagnation.

Bellende Belhamel

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Jan 23, 2010, 10:20:57 AM1/23/10
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I can smell you from a mile away, that is enough torture.


Onideus Mad Hatter

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Jan 23, 2010, 9:07:17 PM1/23/10
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On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 16:20:57 +0100, "Bellende Belhamel"
<bellen...@m.el> wrote:

>I can sm<WHACK>

Yeesh, it's like I'm being verbally assaulted by a semi-illiterate 4th
grader...oh, yeah...probably because I am. *nods* I think I'm gonna
send this kid's parents a bill for my online babysitting services.

Bellende Belhamel

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> On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 16:20:57 +0100, "Bellende Belhamel"
> <bellen...@m.el> wrote:
>
>>I can sm<WHACK>
>
> Yeesh, it's like I'm being verbally assaulted by a semi-illiterate 4th
> grader...oh, yeah...probably because I am. *nods* I think I'm gonna
> send this kid's parents a bill for my online babysitting services.

well the <whack> thing is so funny, you don`t even know it.
The onlyu one being wacked would be you, and very bloody at that too.


Checkmate

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Jan 25, 2010, 5:09:00 PM1/25/10
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On Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:08:58 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter made yet another
attempt to sound intelligent by putting forth the notion that...


>
> As human beings we tend to take things for granted and often think

> that the whole world revolves around us... blah-blah-blah...

Well, YOU certainly do...

As 'human beings,' what do you mean "we," dildobreath?

--
Checkmate
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Onideus Mad Hatter

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Jan 25, 2010, 5:18:24 PM1/25/10
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On Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:09:00 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
wrote:

>> As human beings we tend to take things for granted and often think
>> that the whole world revolves around us... blah-blah-blah...

>Well, YOU ce<WHACK>

Who the hell is this retard? LOL, if he doesn't want the world to
revolve around me then he ought to stop obsessively reading my posts
all the time. LOL

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Checkmate

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On Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:25:49 -0700, Lamey the Cable Guy put forth the
notion that...


>
> On Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:09:00 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
> wrote:
>
> >

> > On Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:08:58 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter made yet another
> >attempt to sound intelligent by putting forth the notion that...
> >
> >
> >>
> >> As human beings we tend to take things for granted and often think
> >> that the whole world revolves around us... blah-blah-blah...
> >
> >Well, YOU certainly do...
> >
> >As 'human beings,' what do you mean "we," dildobreath?
>
>
>

> Checky? Is that the real you?

Yep, one of my socks dropped by to investigate a rumor that I had died.
Turns out, it's not true. I see DiaperBoi is still as easy to troll as
ever. What's new with you?

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Jan 25, 2010, 6:09:00 PM1/25/10
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On Sun, 24 Jan 2010 16:07:46 +0100, "Bellende Belhamel"
<bellen...@m.el> wrote:

>>>I can sm<WHACK>

>> Yeesh, it's like I'm being verbally assaulted by a semi-illiterate 4th
>> grader...oh, yeah...probably because I am. *nods* I think I'm gonna
>> send this kid's parents a bill for my online babysitting services.

>well th<WHACK>

Gotta love Generation Barney. Boy I'm tellin ya, they sure are
breedin 'em stupid these days! LOL

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Jan 25, 2010, 6:11:23 PM1/25/10
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On Sun, 24 Jan 2010 16:07:46 +0100, "Bellende Belhamel"
<bellen...@m.el> wrote:

>>>I can sm<WHACK>

>> Yeesh, it's like I'm being verbally assaulted by a semi-illiterate 4th
>> grader...oh, yeah...probably because I am. *nods* I think I'm gonna
>> send this kid's parents a bill for my online babysitting services.

>well th<WHACK>

By the way, child, yer IP addy is tagged onto your every post...
: NNTP-Posting-Host: 95.98.75.85

Of course, as an Outhouse Express user you probably have no idea what
that even is. *rolls eyes*

Checkmate

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On Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:18:24 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter put forth the
notion that...


>

> On Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:09:00 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
> wrote:
>
> >> As human beings we tend to take things for granted and often think
> >> that the whole world revolves around us... blah-blah-blah...
>
> >Well, YOU ce<WHACK>
>
> Who the hell is this retard? LOL, if he doesn't want the world to
> revolve around me then he ought to stop obsessively reading my posts
> all the time. LOL
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter

You always were easy, Mattheeeeeew. Maybe I'll let a few of my socks
slap you around next... would you like that? Of course you would.
Then, when you start feeling really insecure again, you can create a few
new socks to suddenly appear and compliment you on what a grate
(f)lamer you are.

"holy crap, Odineus <sic> Mad Hatter, you need a trolling award or
something..." Bwahahahahaha! The intentional misspelling was a nice
touch. Yer good... just not THAT good.

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Jan 25, 2010, 6:12:43 PM1/25/10
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On Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:25:49 -0700, Lamey the Cable Guy
<lame...@mail.com> wrote:

>On Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:09:00 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
>wrote:
>
>>

>> On Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:08:58 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter made yet another
>>attempt to sound intelligent by putting forth the notion that...
>>
>>
>>>
>>> As human beings we tend to take things for granted and often think
>>> that the whole world revolves around us... blah-blah-blah...
>>
>>Well, YOU certainly do...
>>
>>As 'human beings,' what do you mean "we," dildobreath?
>
>
>

>Checky? Is that the real you?

Do you suppose that makes a difference? Names really aren't all that
important on Usenet.

Checkmate

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On Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:12:43 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter put forth the
notion that...


>

> On Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:25:49 -0700, Lamey the Cable Guy
> <lame...@mail.com> wrote:
>
> >On Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:09:00 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
> >wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> On Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:08:58 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter made yet another
> >>attempt to sound intelligent by putting forth the notion that...
> >>
> >>
> >>>
> >>> As human beings we tend to take things for granted and often think
> >>> that the whole world revolves around us... blah-blah-blah...
> >>
> >>Well, YOU certainly do...
> >>
> >>As 'human beings,' what do you mean "we," dildobreath?
> >
> >
> >
> >Checky? Is that the real you?
>
> Do you suppose that makes a difference? Names really aren't all that
> important on Usenet.

That's quite true, Matty. After all, people can always frog shit.

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Onideus Mad Hatter

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On Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:11:49 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
wrote:

>> >Well, YOU ce<WHACK>

>> Who the hell is this retard? LOL, if he doesn't want the world to
>> revolve around me then he ought to stop obsessively reading my posts
>> all the time. LOL

>You alw<WHACK>

Yap, yap, yap...who the fuck is this retard and why should I suddenly
start caring? Yeesh, there's never any shortage of Hatter Addicts
clingin to my pant leg for a lil attention I guess. He keeps whining
on about this supposed "forger"...like I'm supposed to give a fuck.
*rolls eyes* These kids today certainly are high on themselves.

Checkmate

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On Tue, 26 Jan 2010 01:08:02 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter put forth the
notion that...


>

> On Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:11:49 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
> wrote:
>
> >> >Well, YOU ce<WHACK>
>
> >> Who the hell is this retard? LOL, if he doesn't want the world to
> >> revolve around me then he ought to stop obsessively reading my posts
> >> all the time. LOL
>
> >You alw<WHACK>
>

> Yap, yap, yap...<snip, snip, snip...>

You sound like a little Chihuahua, dipshit. Now git off my leg, before
you get drop-kicked again.

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Jan 26, 2010, 5:49:18 AM1/26/10
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On Tue, 26 Jan 2010 02:05:17 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
wrote:

>Yo<WHACK>

Sorry, I don't have time for impotents. Let me know when you manage
to create something with your failing little life, then maybe I'll
start giving a shit.

DAB

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Jan 27, 2010, 7:32:40 PM1/27/10
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Checkmate wrote:
> On Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:08:58 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter made yet
> another attempt to sound intelligent by putting forth the notion
> that...
>
>
>>
>> As human beings we tend to take things for granted and often think
>> that the whole world revolves around us... blah-blah-blah...
>
> Well, YOU certainly do...
>
> As 'human beings,' what do you mean "we," dildobreath?

Baby, Honey where the Fuck have you been....hey did you see where your
Clinton Babe is getting Married?

Queen of Jiffy ;-)


DAB

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Jan 27, 2010, 7:35:44 PM1/27/10
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Lamey the Cable Guy wrote:
> On Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:52:58 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>

> wrote:
>
>>
>> On Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:25:49 -0700, Lamey the Cable Guy put forth the
>> notion that...
>>
>>
>>>
>>> On Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:09:00 -0800, Checkmate
>>> <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> On Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:08:58 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter made yet
>>>> another attempt to sound intelligent by putting forth the notion
>>>> that...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> As human beings we tend to take things for granted and often think
>>>>> that the whole world revolves around us... blah-blah-blah...
>>>>
>>>> Well, YOU certainly do...
>>>>
>>>> As 'human beings,' what do you mean "we," dildobreath?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Checky? Is that the real you?
>>
>> Yep, one of my socks dropped by to investigate a rumor that I had
>> died. Turns out, it's not true. I see DiaperBoi is still as easy to
>> troll as ever. What's new with you?
>
>
>
> Oh hell a lot has happened since we last talked. Been what? 5-6 years?
> Not much time fer the froups these days. Stupid stuff like jobs,
> raising children and stuff like that ya know.
>
> Ever hear from Boston Blackie?

I have been looking for BB too.....


Checkmate

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On Wed, 27 Jan 2010 19:32:40 -0500, DAB put forth the
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>

I know, and I never did get the opportunity to stand her
upside-down in a corner and lick her like an ice cream cone.
<sigh>

Junior

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Jan 27, 2010, 7:58:24 PM1/27/10
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Slut!

Checkmate

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On Thu, 28 Jan 2010 00:58:24 +0000 (UTC), Junior put forth
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Crunt!

DAB

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Jan 27, 2010, 8:05:54 PM1/27/10
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LOL


DAB

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Jan 27, 2010, 8:06:21 PM1/27/10
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shhhhhh don't spread that around!


Junior

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Jan 27, 2010, 8:12:18 PM1/27/10
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Yous lucky I didn't mention the list of things you require. How did
that go? The yacht, corporate jet, ring and those really weird
looking dogs that go for a couple thousand a piece, etc... etc...

DAB

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Jan 27, 2010, 8:20:21 PM1/27/10
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Ring, Car and 2 Dogs......LOL just got the 2010 Car review so will post a
update to the list.


Message has been deleted

DAB

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Lamey the Cable Guy wrote:
> I actually met up with BB in RL a few years back.

He sent me a pix when he was younger and was pretty hot IMO....he helped
with a K00K problem we had as did Checkers. BB was a wiz with excel
spreadsheets and helped with a formatting with formula problem I was having
at work.


Bellende Belhamel

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Jan 28, 2010, 3:37:39 AM1/28/10
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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> schreef in bericht
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> On Sun, 24 Jan 2010 16:07:46 +0100, "Bellende Belhamel"
> <bellen...@m.el> wrote:
>
>>>>I can sm<WHACK>
>
>>> Yeesh, it's like I'm being verbally assaulted by a semi-illiterate 4th
>>> grader...oh, yeah...probably because I am. *nods* I think I'm gonna
>>> send this kid's parents a bill for my online babysitting services.
>
>>well th<WHACK>
>
> Gotta love Generation Barney. Boy I'm tellin ya, they sure are
> breedin 'em stupid these days! LOL

Who are you talking to, your other self?


Bellende Belhamel

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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> schreef in bericht
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> On Sun, 24 Jan 2010 16:07:46 +0100, "Bellende Belhamel"
> <bellen...@m.el> wrote:
>
>>>>I can sm<WHACK>
>
>>> Yeesh, it's like I'm being verbally assaulted by a semi-illiterate 4th
>>> grader...oh, yeah...probably because I am. *nods* I think I'm gonna
>>> send this kid's parents a bill for my online babysitting services.
>
>>well th<WHACK>
>
> By the way, child, yer IP addy is tagged onto your every post...
> : NNTP-Posting-Host: 95.98.75.85
>
> Of course, as an Outhouse Express user you probably have no idea what
> that even is. *rolls eyes*

Oh my, I have an IP, wow, you must be really smart to
know that, I am so impressed by the capability to
look at my message and find my IP, can you say what my
IP is today? Because I wouldn`t know where to find it.

Hey new kid on the block, I even know what a BBS is/was,
and I am not afraid of showing my IP, are you?


Bellende Belhamel

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Jan 28, 2010, 3:45:55 AM1/28/10
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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> schreef in bericht
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> On Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:09:00 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
> wrote:
>
>>> As human beings we tend to take things for granted and often think
>>> that the whole world revolves around us... blah-blah-blah...
>
>>Well, YOU ce<WHACK>
>
> Who the hell is this retard? LOL, if he doesn't want the world to
> revolve around me then he ought to stop obsessively reading my posts
> all the time. LOL

Oh you wouldn`t like that, you would mis the attention.
You love that others reply to your post so you can wank off
on your own remarks, of which you think that they are very smart.
Come on, you have been without attention for a while and now you want
to pester them away, enjoy the moment, while you still have some attention.
You need to scavenge all the newgroups to get a scrap of attention
nowadays.


Bellende Belhamel

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Jan 28, 2010, 3:48:17 AM1/28/10
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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> schreef in bericht
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> On Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:11:49 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
> wrote:
>
>>> >Well, YOU ce<WHACK>
>
>>> Who the hell is this retard? LOL, if he doesn't want the world to
>>> revolve around me then he ought to stop obsessively reading my posts
>>> all the time. LOL
>
>>You alw<WHACK>

Don't you notice that after almost 2 words he already gives up?
He can`t read more then 2 words an hour, so please take in account
that replies from him take all day, you must admire the effort, although
the content usually doesn`t go that far.


Bellende Belhamel

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> On Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:25:49 -0700, Lamey the Cable Guy
> <lame...@mail.com> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:09:00 -0800, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> On Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:08:58 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter made yet another
>>>attempt to sound intelligent by putting forth the notion that...
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> As human beings we tend to take things for granted and often think
>>>> that the whole world revolves around us... blah-blah-blah...
>>>
>>>Well, YOU certainly do...
>>>
>>>As 'human beings,' what do you mean "we," dildobreath?
>>
>>
>>
>>Checky? Is that the real you?
>
> Do you suppose that makes a difference? Names really aren't all that
> important on Usenet.

Well, that is why he/she asked?


Onideus Mad Hatter

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On Thu, 28 Jan 2010 09:40:26 +0100, "Bellende Belhamel"
<bellen...@m.el> wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> schreef in bericht
>news:a59sl5t1adl50e7pf...@4ax.com...
>> On Sun, 24 Jan 2010 16:07:46 +0100, "Bellende Belhamel"
>> <bellen...@m.el> wrote:
>>
>>>>>I can sm<WHACK>
>>
>>>> Yeesh, it's like I'm being verbally assaulted by a semi-illiterate 4th
>>>> grader...oh, yeah...probably because I am. *nods* I think I'm gonna
>>>> send this kid's parents a bill for my online babysitting services.
>>
>>>well th<WHACK>
>>
>> By the way, child, yer IP addy is tagged onto your every post...
>> : NNTP-Posting-Host: 95.98.75.85
>>
>> Of course, as an Outhouse Express user you probably have no idea what
>> that even is. *rolls eyes*
>
>Oh my, I have an IP, wow, you must be really smart to
>know that, I am so impressed by the capability to
>look at my message and find my IP, can you say what my
>IP is today? Because I wouldn`t know where to find it.
>
>Hey new kid on the block, I even know what a BBS is/was,
>and I am not afraid of showing my IP, are you?

If you're not afraid of showing your IP around A26 and AHM then you
really are a fuckin idiot. Keep mouthing off though...someone may
just decide to take away your Internet access...well, at least until
you call up yer ISP, cryin for a new one. LOL

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Jan 28, 2010, 3:58:02 PM1/28/10
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On Thu, 28 Jan 2010 09:37:39 +0100, "Bellende Belhamel"
<bellen...@m.el> wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> schreef in bericht
>news:o19sl5hnv4k3m158d...@4ax.com...
>> On Sun, 24 Jan 2010 16:07:46 +0100, "Bellende Belhamel"
>> <bellen...@m.el> wrote:
>>
>>>>>I can sm<WHACK>
>>
>>>> Yeesh, it's like I'm being verbally assaulted by a semi-illiterate 4th
>>>> grader...oh, yeah...probably because I am. *nods* I think I'm gonna
>>>> send this kid's parents a bill for my online babysitting services.
>>
>>>well th<WHACK>
>>
>> Gotta love Generation Barney. Boy I'm tellin ya, they sure are
>> breedin 'em stupid these days! LOL
>

>Wh<WHACK>

Bitches like this are best just slapped in the face, know what I mean?

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Onideus Mad Hatter

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Jan 28, 2010, 4:34:23 PM1/28/10
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On Thu, 28 Jan 2010 09:45:55 +0100, "Bellende Belhamel"
<bellen...@m.el> wrote:

>>>Well, YOU ce<WHACK>

>> Who the hell is this retard? LOL, if he doesn't want the world to
>> revolve around me then he ought to stop obsessively reading my posts
>> all the time. LOL

>Oh you wouldn`t like that, you would mis the attention.

Sorry, but I've never been without mass levels of attention in my
life, due largely to my artistic endeavors, and quite frankly, a
reduction of the attention from frothy little retards would actually
be quite nice. They don't contribute anything, they don't *MAKE*
anything, they don't *DO* anything...they just sorta run at the mouth
a whole lot and whine incessantly...I haven't really any need for
that.

I do understand the "need" though, I mean when someone is as
accomplished as I am and then they go around acting like a malevolent
bastard about it...well that really ruffles the feathers of those that
have nothing in the creativity and intelligence area...really makes
their bitter jealousy shine! LOL

>You love that others reply to your post so you can wank off
>on your own remarks, of which you think that they are very smart.

An artist doesn't love his canvas, he loves his work, sorry to
disappoint you child, yer really not all that important...and there
are no shortage of canvases available for me to paint my invective
word art onto.

>Come on, you have been without attention for a while and now you want
>to pester them away, enjoy the moment, while you still have some attention.

You don't get out much (online), do you? LOL

FYI...I'm currently active and semi-active in well over three dozen
different online communities at present, Usenet only occupying
about...mmmm...1% of my total online attention at this point.
Although, do keep in mind that I actively employ shadows. My Onten
group currently consists of seven members, all of which have direct
access to the Mad Hatter style guide, all of which have full
authorization to post using my character forms.

...not to mention dozens of other poser class retards, who don't have
authorization, who run around using the name trying to look
~scary~...*rolls eyes*...

>You need to scavenge all the newgroups to get a scrap of attention
>nowadays.

Actually Usenet has always been one of the easiest places to garner
attention...although most of it is negative, mostly because there
aren't many artistic types left of Usenet. In A26 for example I
really am the last reg left who really ever ~makes~ anything anymore.
The only other reg who did was Reaper, and she hasn't been seen for
years...pity too, I rather liked her work.

DAB

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Jan 28, 2010, 5:57:09 PM1/28/10
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Jeff Lin Ton wrote:
> Steady on old chap, Usenet references to real life aren't supposed to
> be real.

Yeah and I am not a chap.


Junior

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Jan 28, 2010, 9:00:40 PM1/28/10
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That tattoo of the flying pig on your baboom baboom sure looks real.

DAB

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Jan 29, 2010, 7:09:19 PM1/29/10
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Oh hush up!


Checkmate

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Jan 29, 2010, 7:16:35 PM1/29/10
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On Fri, 29 Jan 2010 19:09:19 -0500, DAB put forth the notion

I hadn't even noticed the pig.

DAB

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Jan 30, 2010, 9:29:36 AM1/30/10
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Of course you didn't cause you ARE a PIGG ;-)


Checkmate

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Jan 30, 2010, 10:28:00 AM1/30/10
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On Sat, 30 Jan 2010 09:29:36 -0500, DAB put forth the notion

I don't look at the picture... just the canvas.

Bellende Belhamel

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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> schreef in bericht
news:bfu3m5lrhcnkqn58v...@4ax.com...

I doubt it, I first have to break a rule, and I don`t, so ......


Bellende Belhamel

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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> schreef in bericht
news:0iu3m5lpsu3dketrm...@4ax.com...

> On Thu, 28 Jan 2010 09:37:39 +0100, "Bellende Belhamel"
> <bellen...@m.el> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> schreef in bericht
>>news:o19sl5hnv4k3m158d...@4ax.com...
>>> On Sun, 24 Jan 2010 16:07:46 +0100, "Bellende Belhamel"
>>> <bellen...@m.el> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>I can sm<WHACK>
>>>
>>>>> Yeesh, it's like I'm being verbally assaulted by a semi-illiterate 4th
>>>>> grader...oh, yeah...probably because I am. *nods* I think I'm gonna
>>>>> send this kid's parents a bill for my online babysitting services.
>>>
>>>>well th<WHACK>
>>>
>>> Gotta love Generation Barney. Boy I'm tellin ya, they sure are
>>> breedin 'em stupid these days! LOL
>>
>>Wh<WHACK>
>
> Bitches like this are best just slapped in the face, know what I mean?

Boring, that was fast, you have broken your own record of being boring,
congratulations.


Bellende Belhamel

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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> schreef in bericht
news:dru3m5pgn0dnfepvk...@4ax.com...

> On Thu, 28 Jan 2010 09:45:55 +0100, "Bellende Belhamel"
> <bellen...@m.el> wrote:
>
>>>>Well, YOU ce<WHACK>
>
>>> Who the hell is this retard? LOL, if he doesn't want the world to
>>> revolve around me then he ought to stop obsessively reading my posts
>>> all the time. LOL
>
>>Oh you wouldn`t like that, you would mis the attention.
>
> Sorry,

Ah finally, but to late, you have become boring.


Onideus Mad Hatter

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Feb 8, 2010, 4:46:45 PM2/8/10
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You think people who are in control of bot nets care about "rules"?

...not that I'm implying that anyone specifically in AHM or A26 is in
direct control of any such thing, I'm merely talking speculatively of
course.

...not that one ~would~ need to be in direct control of one, as those
who are will often ~share~...for a nominal fee of course. ^__^

Onideus Mad Hatter

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On Sun, 7 Feb 2010 03:48:57 +0100, "Bellende Belhamel"
<bellen...@m.el> wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> schreef in bericht
>news:0iu3m5lpsu3dketrm...@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 28 Jan 2010 09:37:39 +0100, "Bellende Belhamel"
>> <bellen...@m.el> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> schreef in bericht
>>>news:o19sl5hnv4k3m158d...@4ax.com...
>>>> On Sun, 24 Jan 2010 16:07:46 +0100, "Bellende Belhamel"
>>>> <bellen...@m.el> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>I can sm<WHACK>
>>>>
>>>>>> Yeesh, it's like I'm being verbally assaulted by a semi-illiterate 4th
>>>>>> grader...oh, yeah...probably because I am. *nods* I think I'm gonna
>>>>>> send this kid's parents a bill for my online babysitting services.
>>>>
>>>>>well th<WHACK>
>>>>
>>>> Gotta love Generation Barney. Boy I'm tellin ya, they sure are
>>>> breedin 'em stupid these days! LOL
>>>
>>>Wh<WHACK>
>>
>> Bitches like this are best just slapped in the face, know what I mean?
>

>Boring, tha<WHACK>

Awww, the child is bored, dats too bad, innt? Tsch, tsch, tsch...it's
so very upsetting to children when they learn the hard way that the
world isn't under any obligation to entertain them. Although, if the
child's parents would be willing to pay for my "online babysitting
services", well now, I might be inclined to actually humor the little
snit bitch.

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