I don't believe cows are nice. They shit where they sleep. That isn't nice. That is an aberration. Who else shits and then lays down on it like it was a nice comfy pile of hay?? Don't say it's because they are in pens, the cows down the street from me have hundreds of acres. They shit all in one big spot and lay on it all day. Hideous. Ought to be against the law.
On Jan 18, 8:41 am, "Spazolicious" <reallynothank...@flavorful.com> wrote:
> I don't believe cows are nice. They shit where they sleep. That isn't nice. > That is an aberration. Who else shits and then lays down on it like it was a > nice comfy pile of hay?? Don't say it's because they are in pens, the cows > down the street from me have hundreds of acres. They shit all in one big > spot and lay on it all day. Hideous. Ought to be against the law.
The only other creatures known to lie in their own shit are politicians.
> I don't believe cows are nice. They shit where they sleep. That isn't > nice. > That is an aberration. Who else shits and then lays down on it like it was > a > nice comfy pile of hay?? Don't say it's because they are in pens, the cows > down the street from me have hundreds of acres. They shit all in one big > spot and lay on it all day. Hideous. Ought to be against the law.
...The only other creatures known to lie in their own shit are ...politicians.
Good point, hadn't thought of them. Try to forget about them, they keep popping up.
> > I don't believe cows are nice. They shit where they sleep. That isn't > > nice. > > That is an aberration. Who else shits and then lays down on it like it was > > a > > nice comfy pile of hay?? Don't say it's because they are in pens, the cows > > down the street from me have hundreds of acres. They shit all in one big > > spot and lay on it all day. Hideous. Ought to be against the law.
> ...The only other creatures known to lie in their own shit are > ...politicians.
> Good point, hadn't thought of them. Try to forget about them, they keep > popping up.
> > I don't believe cows are nice. They shit where they sleep. That isn't > > nice. > > That is an aberration. Who else shits and then lays down on it like it > > was > > a > > nice comfy pile of hay?? Don't say it's because they are in pens, the > > cows > > down the street from me have hundreds of acres. They shit all in one big > > spot and lay on it all day. Hideous. Ought to be against the law.
> ...The only other creatures known to lie in their own shit are > ...politicians.
> Good point, hadn't thought of them. Try to forget about them, they keep > popping up.
..Mostly Republicans of course.
Sadly, I am having trouble telling the difference any more... except the "conservative christians" seem to cuss more and threaten to kill people more frequently.
> On Tue, 18 Jan 2011 10:41:50 -0600 > "Spazolicious" <reallynothank...@flavorful.com> wrote:
>> I don't believe cows are nice. They shit where they sleep. That isn't >> nice. >> That is an aberration. Who else shits and then lays down on it like it >> was a >> nice comfy pile of hay?? Don't say it's because they are in pens, the >> cows >> down the street from me have hundreds of acres. They shit all in one big >> spot and lay on it all day. Hideous. Ought to be against the law.
> I'm wearing cow print pjs right now. No shit.
See, I knew that. In advance. I only know stuff LIKE THAT in advance. Ask me for the winning lottery numbers? I never get 'em. But ask me for some cow print covered booty, I get it every time. I just didn't want to call you out like that in public, but since you brought it up first 'tis fair game.
That, and I had tequila. That makes everything fair game.
I want some cow print pjs. 'cept not til I lose some weight, it'd be rather redundant right now.
> > On Tue, 18 Jan 2011 10:41:50 -0600 > > "Spazolicious" <reallynothank...@flavorful.com> wrote:
> >> I don't believe cows are nice. They shit where they sleep. That isn't > >> nice. > >> That is an aberration. Who else shits and then lays down on it like it > >> was a > >> nice comfy pile of hay?? Don't say it's because they are in pens, the > >> cows > >> down the street from me have hundreds of acres. They shit all in one big > >> spot and lay on it all day. Hideous. Ought to be against the law.
> > I'm wearing cow print pjs right now. No shit.
> See, I knew that. In advance. I only know stuff LIKE THAT in advance. Ask me > for the winning lottery numbers? I never get 'em. But ask me for some cow > print covered booty, I get it every time. I just didn't want to call you out > like that in public, but since you brought it up first 'tis fair game.
> That, and I had tequila. That makes everything fair game.
> I want some cow print pjs. 'cept not til I lose some weight, it'd be rather > redundant right now.
When my son was really little he used to call his Mom Mooma! Much to my amusement.
> On Wed, 19 Jan 2011 21:48:13 -0600 > "Spazolicious" <reallynothank...@flavorful.com> wrote:
>> "Red" <sender.id.unkn...@gmail.com> wrote in message >> news:ih7sf9$r22$2@news.eternal-september.org... >> > On Tue, 18 Jan 2011 10:41:50 -0600 >> > "Spazolicious" <reallynothank...@flavorful.com> wrote:
>> >> I don't believe cows are nice. They shit where they sleep. That isn't >> >> nice. >> >> That is an aberration. Who else shits and then lays down on it like it >> >> was a >> >> nice comfy pile of hay?? Don't say it's because they are in pens, the >> >> cows >> >> down the street from me have hundreds of acres. They shit all in one >> >> big >> >> spot and lay on it all day. Hideous. Ought to be against the law.
>> > I'm wearing cow print pjs right now. No shit.
>> See, I knew that. In advance. I only know stuff LIKE THAT in advance. Ask >> me >> for the winning lottery numbers? I never get 'em. But ask me for some cow >> print covered booty, I get it every time. I just didn't want to call you >> out >> like that in public, but since you brought it up first 'tis fair game.
>> That, and I had tequila. That makes everything fair game.
>> I want some cow print pjs. 'cept not til I lose some weight, it'd be >> rather >> redundant right now.
> Yeah, but how did you know I shit in the bed and sleep in the > bathroom?
Woman's intuition?
> Gonna have to get a photo of me in these pjs. They've got a hood, > with ears and little horns on. I look gangsta. Oh yes.
You're hired. Send pics. Can I get one with a bullring in the nose too or do I have to 'shop that in?
