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It has been brought to our attention here at Google
that the message about Ed Conrad's funeral -- and
the stoppage of all traffic in Pennsylvania while he's
being lowered to his grave -- is TOTAL FICTION.
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First of all, The Ultimate Troll is still alive and well
and currenbtly a resident of the Looney Bin Mental
Hospital only a few miles from our headquarters
here in Mountain View, CA.
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Sources tell us that Mr. Conrad had gotten out
of his padded cell sometime Sunday night, broke into
Nurse Ratchet's office and posted a message to
Google, Facebook and Twitter -- on her computer.
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We apologize for the inconvenience and promise
to keep an even closer eye on the postings byour valued customers.
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THIS WAS THE FRAUDULENT MESSAGE
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