<
So you think you're smarter than Stephen Hawking, you knucklehead.
<
Sure, we all know Steve has long insisted THERE IS NO GOD and even
wrote a few books about it.
<
However, since we all know that The Supreme Bean works in mysterious
ways, it really shouldn't surprise us that Professor Hawking has
suddenly seen the light and has changed his tune.
<
"In the beginning," he told me over the phone just this morning, "God
created the heaven and the earth.
<
"And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the
face of the deep.
<
"And the Spirit of God moved upon the Face of the waters.
<
"And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
<"
"And God saw the light, that it was good: And God divided the light
from the darkness."
<
OKAY, SO YOU DON'T BELIEVE WHAT STEVE SAID.
<
THEN, DAMMIT, LISTEN TO THIS TAPE RECORDING.
<
http://www.elihu.envy.nu/NeoPics/Sounds/Hawking1.wav
<
Both the Pope and quite a few of the atheist organizations believe
that good ol' Steve finally has seen the light after reading . . .
<
http://www.edconrad.org
and
http://www.edconrad.com
<
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.archaeology.mesoamerican/browse_th...
<
I think Steve also MUST'VE read the article below and found -- to his
pleasant surprise -- that the experiment REALLY works and that he HAS
a Guardian Angel.
<
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism/msg/4f6cdf098f5a91d0?&q=HA...
<
===================
<
EVOLUTION OF MAN: A WHALE OF A BULLSHIT STORY
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
<
< -- Photo courtesy of the Charles Darwin Estate
<
================
<
This is a brief list of folks who originally agreed with Stephen
Hawking that there is NO GOD but finally have come to their senses and
are now down on bended knee.
<
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request)
Rush Limbaugh
Roseanna Roseannadanna
Bruce Springsteen
Jerry Sandusky
To Catch a Predator on American Idol
Merrill Lynch
Georgie Carlin
Richard (Don't Call ME a Dick) Cheney
Genghis Khan
Roger Ailes
Amelia Earhart
Billo Reilly
The Koch Brothers
Joe McGinniss
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Tokyo Rose
Elvis and Enos Presley
Papa John's Pizza
Sean "Ins" Hannity
G. Willikers
The Darwin great-great grandkids
Matthew, Mark, Luke and Jack
Richard Dawkins
Lady Gaga
Donnie Trump
Michael "Mike" Jackson
Wall Street Industrial Averages
Smithsonian Institution
John Q. Pubic
McDonald's Happy Meal
Penn State University
60 Minutes
Residents of Bayonne, N.J.
Harvard University
Ozzie and Harriet
Immanuel Velikovsky
787,344 Walmart Customers
Judas Iscariot
Johns Hopkins University
Casey Stengel
University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
Philip Morris
American Association for the Advancement of Science
Sheriff Jim Dangle -- Reno 911 Police Dept.
American Association of Anatomists
Joe Stalin
American Anthropological Association
Father Guido Sarducci
Mother Teresa
Sonia of Operation Repo
The Grim Reaper
Lee Harvey Oswald
Jack Kevorkian
Michael Moore
Jeff Rense
Fox News cameramen on 911
St. Atus Quo
President Obama
Jeffrey Dahmer
Reddy Kilowatt
Julian Assange
The Good Shepherd
Silas Mariner
Benjamin "Benny" Hill
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
David Iain Greig - moderator of talk.origins
Woody Allen
Woody Woodpecker
Entire St. Louis Cardinals baseball team & Mascot
American Medical Association
Teddy Roosevelt
Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
American Museum of Natural History
American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
Popeye and Olive Oil
American Society for Investigative Pathology
The Smithsonian Institution
Kreskin
American Society of Human Genetics
Wikipedia
Geological Society of America
L'Osservatore Romano
Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
Billy Graham
Federation of American Scientists
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
Sarah Falin
New England Journal of Medicine
Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
Michelle Malkin
Geraldo Rivera
The Good Samaritan
Pope Benedict XVI c/o The Vatican
Stephen Hawking
The Girls at Mustang Ranch
The Three Wise Men
Sen. John Boner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Journal of Pathology
Rudy Giuliani
Rick Santarium
American Medical Association
American Society for Investigative Pathology
Gorgeous George
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Father Guido Sarducci
Mother Teresa
Association for Molecular Pathology
talk.origins (David Iain Greig, moderator)
sci.bio.evolution
College of American Pathologists
Satchel Paige
Viagra Mfg.Co.
C-span
Cornell University Medical College
Wall Street bankers
Joe Paterno
Gen Omar Bradley (Ret.)
Forensic Files
International Academy of Pathology
NBC
Rupert Murdoch
ABC
U.S. Geological Survey
Taliban Federation
Buddy Holly
Predators Society -- Chris Hansen CEO
Fox News
University of Pennsylvania student body
MSNBC
CNN
New England Journal of Medicine
Opponents of Intelligent Design
Flash Gordon
sci.med.pathology
Boris Karloff
Canadian Association for Physical Anthropology
Cleveland Museum of Natural History
Tiger Woods
Institute of Human Origins
Stephen Hawking
The nation's Death Row inmates
The Warner Brothers
Society for Medical Anthropology
Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
Brad Pitt
American Journal of Pathology
Stagehands of "Dancing With the Stars"
Pope John XXIII
Peyton Manning
Donald Rumsfeld
American Society of Primatologists
National Primate Association
Piers Morgan
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
Oral Roberts
Oral Sex
British Petroleum BP
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
Old Man Winter
The Banana Republic
AAA (Amalgamated Atheists of America)
Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia
Chris Matthews
Atlantic City and Las Vegas blackjack dealers
Rachel Maddow
Google Technicians
Michael Moore
Red Skelton
Bill Maher and His Whole Family
WikiLeaks
Oliver Stone
Mexico Drug Cartels
Smithsonian Snack Shop staff
Time Magazine
Anderson Cooper
Pamela Anderson
New York Times
National Enquirer
The Stooge Brothers (all 3 of us)
New York Daily News
New York Post
Newark Star-Ledger
Trenton Times
Newark Star Lege
Mrs. Sippi
Newsweek
Washington Insider
Philadelphia Inquirer
Steve Colbert and The Nation
Meet the Press
David Gregory
eBay Stores
PBS
Rosie O'Donnell
National Enquirer
National Lampoon
Washington Post
Sean Penn
Wall Street Journal
Yogi Berra
The View
U.S. News and World Report
60 Minutes
Roswell (N.M.) Chamber of Commerce
Arianna Huffington
David Letterman
Toronto Star
Charles Manson
