THE AL GORE SHOW ER, DEBATE.... SURE
Dr Fuji Kamikase
By: Barbara Stanley
Wearing Ronald Reagan’s hair and make-up, (unmistakable red apple
cheeks), saying “Well,” repeatedly, Al Gore emoted with all the
charm of Janet Reno and Mortimer Snerd. No matter how hard he
tries to loosen up, he has a wooden neck. He has a wooden head.
Let’s face it, he is worse than the tin man, he is the no man.
Raised in the beltway, he has no clue about the world in which we
live. Numbers, percentages, sad stories about folks I have never
heard of --a student named Kayla actually stands in class for
want of chair??? At the school taxes I pay??? What the hell are
you doing with our confiscatory school taxes anyway, Al??? Talk
about being removed from the actual citizenry—you know, us “out
there” in the hinterland, to whom the bills actually come due.
Must admit, Al gives himself away when he draws the line between
us and him… guess St. Albans didn’t have the Cuban style
community labor, er, service when Al was in private school, eh?
Ever made a house payment? Ever pumped gas? Ever actually worn
jeans enough to break them in and make them soft? Notwithstanding
the mule plowing (no, really, he claims this!) or the tobacco
growing I have serious doubts a callous ever formed on his hands.
Although I cannot say that about the rest of him. Several
calloused parts come to mind, but I digress.
Well, allow me to enlighten you, Mr. Reinventing-Government, what
you call “streamlining and more efficient”, is right up there
with the meaning of ‘you’re your bloated government, hell, even
your very first plan for the congress was printed on the most
expensive stock with color charts and photos, damn the cost! You
words are now reversed as soon as they enter our well-informed
minds. Thank your good buddy, the rapist in chief for that one,
only too bad you just don’t have the natural shuck and jive to
sell it. If ever I saw an archetypal ‘used car salesman’, it was
last night and made up to look like Susan McDougal (sans hotpants
and horse) and his drag name was Al.
When Al brought up his “service” (ahem) to our country in Viet
Nam, all I thought was yeah, GW didn’t have that valuable
experience of manning a desk in a safe zone. I can easily see all
the character Al developed in wartime as he bravely and with
great valor searched the desks earning his ‘New Typewriter Ribbon
with White-out Cluster’. Cripes.
Am I the only one who sees Al as the snotty preppy who’s
specialite is sucking up to authority whilst stepping on the
‘little people’ to get to the top? And Al, what the hell is with
all that swaying? A Jolson impersonation? Gonna break into a
chorus of “Mammy”? Been kicking back with some cocaine laced pot
watching Stevie Wonder videos? And I bet you think you are so
just cool. Self-delusional more like it.
And who the hell is keeping time here during this so-called
debate, which more resembles a filibuster by the man who has had
eight years of a partnership to fix things he still ‘promises’ to
“fix”? Talk about ‘fix’, if Jim Lehrer is any barometer, I think
it’s ‘in’ and Al will dominate any debate as long as the time
keeper is in Al’s hip pocket, or would that be, as is the case
with most of the propaganda machine we laughingly refer to as
‘the dominant media’, up Al’s ass.
Body language can tell a great deal about a person. I watched
Al’s eyes dart around, up and down, back and forth coupled with
the assorted Reagan moves. I also heard, along with every one
else, his sighs of exasperation and I am well aware of the rudest
interrupting as a sign of the true socialist. God forbid a shred
of truth creep in anywhere. We’ve all seen this when we watch any
talk show with both conservatives and leftists. As soon as the
conservative expresses a lucid thought, boom! That incredible
voice of-- say a Susan Estridge -- blasts into the mix and along
with sending the animals running for the door, completely
obscures any coherent speech.
They do it all the time, the leftists just cannot help themselves
from showing a complete lack of decorum, of any shred of manners
or comportment. Geeze, Louise, where were they when the rest of
us were civilizing our behavior and manners? These are, without
doubt, the absolute worst manners possible and all from those who
would dictate our behavior. What gall. (I’d write ’balls’, but
have seen no evidence among the leftist men. The women, on the
other hand, are a different matter, a very sad matter, for they
have not the least idea of what to do with them.) Reminds me of
Hitlery when she thinks her ‘village’ would know more about
raising children than I, a bone fide mother, knows. Yeah, lady,
as if. This behavior is textbook schizophrenia, an out of whack
mind, separated from reality.
As I watched, I yearned for W to ask Al about the sale of that
Naval Fuel Reserve to Occidental Petroleum, a direct benefit to
Al himself and a dangerous detriment to our military, all while
the Chinese commies build up to move against us. And where was
that question? Why the hell didn’t W ask Al about that transfer
of the best American military technology to the communists who
want us enslaved? Good grief, it still, in some way, looks
unreal, surreal that I must remind myself, yes, the President and
his cohorts, among them Hitlery and Al, sold us out to our enemy
and used our own money to do it...!)
I would like to hear Al’s response to why he flooded an upstate
river for a photo op, wasting millions of gallons of water during
a drought, while posing as an environmentalist in canoe with
paddle upraised, precious water reflecting off the eyes of those
who farm here? Or what about the answer to Al’s being part of the
first tax increase in history to be distinctive twofold: the
largest ever and the first tax hike to be retroactive. I think I
would actually pay money to here Al’s answer to his forking over
those billions to the Russian Mafia? I would be eager to hear
what Al says about locking up all that clean burning, low sulfur
coal in the Clintonian ‘monument’ to America’s ‘Heritage’ (read
here, UN ownership) in Utah. This is notable: for it effectively
left the only global market to remain in Kalimantan, Indonesia,
coincidentally owned by the Riady LIPPO Group, big donors to the
DNC and the Clintons personally. Yeah, such a coincidence.
I trust these questions and many others will be raised in the
next two debates. Very interesting times in which we live.
Barbara Stanley is a staff writer and forum moderator for Ether
Zone.
Barbara can be reached at ba...@warwick.net
Published in the October 12, 2000 issue of Ether Zone. Copyright
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