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Er, Sorry But It's True, Read This To Be Enlightened

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Phil Kristament

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১৭ এপ্রি, ১৯৯৬, ৩:০০:০০ AM১৭/৪/৯৬
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Around 600,000 years ago this planet was discovered by an extra-terrestrial
race of Dinosaurs. T-Rex from a smaller planet than Earth, much larger
than their extinct Earthly counterparts, these are like a cross between
Earth's shorter tailed T-Rex and the longer tailed desert dwelling
Spinosaurus Rex. In any event they are originally desert dwellers.

Many people scoff at the suggestion that T-Rex could become space travelers
because of the fossil evidence that their arms on Earth were short and useless
for anything. Indeed most fossil evidence shows the forearm is broken.
However had the battle between Iguanadon and T-Rex continued, the Rex would
evolve longer arms to fend off the Iguanadons thumbs, as happened in the
evolution of this extra-terrestrial T-Rex. They have two fingers and a
thumb.

The T-Rex brain of which we have a fossilized Earthly specimen shows that
part of their brain fulfilled the function of the frontal-lobe in homo
sapien, this portion of the T-Rex brain was slightly smaller than modern
man's frontal lobe. It was located in the center of the T-Rex brain which
in total was larger than modern man's. The brain of Earth's T-Rex
consisted of a central portion from which sprout nodes dedicated to mainly
it's sensory organs (eyes, nose etc.). The Earth T-Rex must have been a
cunning hunter.

This extra-terrestrial T-Rex with it's huge head and it's brain extending
into it's nose, has a brain the size of a cabbage and an average IQ (it
claims) of 210.

Earth's dinosaurs are widely considered to have been more like birds in
their cardio-vascular structure and metabolism. They held the early
mammals down for 200 million years until events overcame their reproductive
method.

Recent evidence from China suggests that the dinosaurs as well as the large
sea lizards (which both laid large hard-shelled eggs) developed a disease
thereof and no large eggs survived into the next geographical period.
Birds developed from the small feathered dinosaur, osteo something or rather,
the point being that it laid smaller eggs which could survive the loss of
shell strength.

Their vision is that of the bird, the near 360 degree vision except for a
gap of ten or so degrees in the front and the rear. If you look at the
Tuatara of New Zealand you will notice the animal has still got a third
eye, making it a close cousin of the dinosaur. The extra-terrestrial
T-Rex has this third eye and looks a little like a Cyclops.

It senses movement only, not light, and covers the ten degrees directly in
front of the animal. T-Rex has exactly 72 teeth, made to rip it's prey.
T-Rex victims unless they are small like us, bleed to death.

I refer now exclusively to the extra-terrestrial T-Rex.

In the ten million years since they discovered "spinning iridium" (see below)
which is more or less the total amount of time they have been inter-stellar
explorers, they have discovered 70 life supporting planets. Whether these
planets orbit 70 separate stars or not I don't know. What I do know is that
of the 70 life supporting planets, 40 have been colonized. The dominant
life forms of these planets were in 90 percent of cases, Dinosaur or
Crocodilian. Many, like this T-Rex had high IQ's, but were all ultimately
destroyed. The Rex are a monarchy, which in itself is not wrong, depending
upon the monarch and what he decides.

In the case of the dominant life forms of the aforementioned 40 colonized
planets his decision was distasteful.

Their technology is well advanced. It hinges on the optical computer.
These crystalline devices process the electro magnetic spectrum, making use
somehow of refracted light, processing based on color. The computers must
be crystalline to put up with the incredible inertial forces of spin.

To refer briefly to Einstein's special theory. Einstein said that as matter
approaches the speed of light it's relative mass increases towards infinity.

What can be inferred and what does happen is that as a UFO begins to spin
faster and faster in space, using it's electro magnetic fingers to grip
the planet, it's relative mass increases, it becomes smaller from the
perspective of the present and it's event horizon moves into the future.
When they are the size of a single human cell relative to the present
their event horizon is 18 months into the future. How do they get back?
It takes an hour of real-time. But wait, this gets even better. You can
network these RV's and send their data back in time using faster than C.
For as long as your viewing device is operational (the UFO) you can see
the future and unlike the present or the past, the future can be changed.

They also track missiles, record brain waves, provide anti-grav and a small
opening on the engine makes an atomic match providing atomic napalm.

We don't have any of these machines and we're in big trouble.

Now the engine. The UFO is composed of a crystalline computer at the center.
Crystalline appetures from around the rim to the center provide the input.
A spinning donut is supported in an electro-magnetic coil. The donut is
self contained except for short exhaust requirements. It is caused to spin
at approaching 10% light speed. Inside is a hollow chamber, a coil within
a coil if you like, in which is a flowing ionized gas. The gas is caused to
flow, again with electro-magnetic coils, and the net effect is a gas flowing
close to 90% of light speed.

Into the gas is fed plutonium dust. You don't need a kilo to get a critical
mass from what is sometimes a single molecule strand of plutonium, it's just
too damn close and gets damn hot damned quick. Fission, but wait, there's
more, simply add Hydrogen for Fission/Fusion. The reaction, adequately
maintained, produces a huge amount of electricity which gets fed back into
the system like a jet engine 70% to the engine 30% can be drawn off for
whatever.

Anti-grav occurs when space is stretched by a very heavy (has to be spinning
vvf) UFO using this electricity to direct lots of electro-magnetic pulses
towards a solid mass. If the UFO is sitting beneath a truck at the time it
gives the effect of lengthening the distance between the truck and the
ground, it stretches space so to speak.

TRUCKS -

Now various military and Governments have known about the UFO's for some
time and military and secret service empires have been built on hushing it
all up. And recently (1993) they discovered the trucks. Now I wish we had
behaved in a more civilized manner but the silly buggers have secretly been
launching (atomic) missiles at the one truck they can actually see.
The T-Rex have over 200 of these trucks but they only need 70 to trash our
ass and drag us, our precious metals, and our sacred cows off to be turned
into sausages.

How do I know all this? Mainly gravitation waves. It is so unreal the
number of simple things have complex results if you are a piece of spinning
iridium. Like vibrating a small belt of metal at your rim. It slowly gets
used up but gravitation waves are the result. I guess you've got to take
this on trust. It is only a synopsis after all.

Their missiles (we really don't want to have anything to do with it because
they acted despotically not diplomatically, claiming they had been involved
in some sort of conflict in x-wood, didn't even stop to wonder wether
the truck was part of the same crowd), their missiles have been turned into
background radiation by the laser-cannons on the truck. In fact given their
aim so far the T-Rex have been saving lives, several burnt teeth would have
bitten human flesh.

HISTORY -

As I say 600,000 years ago and every 2,000 years since then a fleet of trucks
would turn up and harvest the wildebeest and the herd animals of the plains.
Our ancestors, large apes of all sorts, were prized delicacy. It's not as if
we were passed over then.

As little as fifty thousand years ago mankind was a much more diverse species.
A cousin to homo-sapien, not Neanderthal, survived an ice age. It is a
large aboriginal man covered with hair. It's kind took to living
underground for long enough to develop a crude calendar and survive a
harvest or two. Fifty thousand years ago they sent out runners across all
the known continents and poisoned all the herd animals. All of them.
Nothing but dust in the trucks.

The T-Rex had never seen a bigger waste of life. Although this planet is
too large for them when fully grown, they cloned a princess. She wandered
out of the ocean, a yellow T-Rex, already large compared to a man although
the clone had not yet achieved a body age of seven. The animal had
intensively dreamed back it's memories, all faithfully recorded over the
many lifetimes it had lived in the three million years of it's existence.

The Rex monarchy through their princess did a deal with these hairy cousins
of ours. To farm their hairless neighbors, us, whose civilization had not
yet arisen. In return for cleaning up after the harvest of our kind,
killing off the remaining people and their knowledge, they would be cloned
anew. "And the devil would rule for a thousand years.," Man that must
have been gruesome. These yeti like creatures were already cannibalizing
us. They were warned at the time that our kind would one day out evolve
them, especially if any hardy ones survived.

They were provided weapons, (what I describe as spinning iridium) that also
recorded their thoughts. In the fifty thousand years that have followed
there have been many harvests. The last one some 9,500 years ago.

The T-Rex do not appear interested in peace. It has even been suggested
that should we take to living underground they would consider melting the
polar ice caps so that there was only a small area to bombard.

In fact this I believe to have been that princess's main mission. To
co-ordinate the collection of a large percentage of the planet's gene pool
of life, before either this newly intelligent life form eradicated many
species or before they themselves invoked the final solution and destroyed
all life to rid themselves of a small percentage of it.

These cousins of ours fell for it lock stock and barrel. The T-Rex decide
whether they come back or no. And their population has been small since
they learned the truth. As ours should have been, a small band of stoics,
but here we are,,, They have tested a virus 100% effective so filter air
and water and live in places not likely to be flooded by the poles melting.

Have a lot of entrances but don't interconnect and form too large a
community. Many separate secret places is best.

I'm truly sorry, for me and for you!

Good luck.

P.S.

If someone would be kind enough if they hear of my death, to enforce my
body be burned in a real incinerator. I would hate some of my chromsones
fall into the wrong hands. Know what I mean???

P.P.S

If you want to know more of these trucks, their propulsion is fascinating.
When around a planet they detach large sails which they leave in space,
and use rockets and anti-grav. To harvest they use a cyclonic action which
is powerful enough to uproot power poles. Inside the trucks robot arms
will winckle you out of your cars if you're not third world and only riding
a scooter.

SAILS -

From all areas of the universe or the galaxy more or less equally cosmic rays,
background radiation left over from the big bang, not to be confused with
cosmic waves from the sun. The trucks use huge amounts of electricity to
cut the cosmic rays with electro-magnetic around the sail so that the rays
hitting from the rear give propulsion. A sailing ship they reach %80+ of
light speed when travelling to the closest colonised planet. 70 or 80
light years away.

It could happen any time. One truck approximately equal one harvest in
T-Rex economic terms it's just we don't yet seem to have the weapons to
hold them off. If they cut the head off the snake and don't harvest I
reckon we owe them everything and would best be advised to do anything
they ask, but in the mean-time, don't just give in because it's hopeless.
It's only hopeless at first glance.

We could embarrass them (the T-Rex) with how cooly we react. After the
initial shock we would recover, but we can't wait for mercy I don't believe
they (the T-Rex) are going to show. Yet if you knew of the decisions taken
and their analysis of events so far you would want the military top brass
replaced with a dimplomatic/scientific committee. You would also wan't
government assistance to set up a committee for survival and it had better
do something.

goodbye/goodluck.

Gregory M. Byshenk

পড়া হয়নি,
২২ এপ্রি, ১৯৯৬, ৩:০০:০০ AM২২/৪/৯৬
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Phil Kristament (phi...@actrix.gen.nz) wrote:
: Around 600,000 years ago this planet was discovered by an extra-terrestrial
: race of Dinosaurs. T-Rex from a smaller planet than Earth, much larger
: than their extinct Earthly counterparts, these are like a cross between
: Earth's shorter tailed T-Rex and the longer tailed desert dwelling
: Spinosaurus Rex. In any event they are originally desert dwellers.

[big ol' snipperroo...]

Wait a minute...

Wasn't this in the "Foxtrot" comic strip last Sunday???

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