A little name game
Anne McHenry
This was in alt.humor.best.of.usenet. Are any Fabbabies familiar with
the game? It is a new one to me (see my entry after the description
of the rules!)
> Subject: Re: Offtopic: Soap opera name/Porn star name (was Re: Elayne's
> Hurried, Incomplete Heroes Con Report)
> From: mod...@world.std.com (Mark W Modrall)
> Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
> [Submitter's note: Some fans went to a comic convention and learned a
> new game called "Porn Star Name/Soap Opera Name", which they'd learned
> from sf writer Joe Clifford Faust. To find your Soap Opera Name, take
> your middle name and add the name of the street on which you grew up.
> Along the same lines, to find your Porn Star name combine the name of
> your first pet with your mother's maiden name.]
Hello, again - Anne here. As my parents didn't like me enough to give
me a middle name, my Soap Opera Name is just a single name, like
Sting or RuPaul...
Anne's Soap Opera Name: Milton!
Anne's Porn Star Name: Tiger Godley
Anyone else?
--
Anne
The Garrette, Fabville
Centre of the Known Universe [posted by David]
>This was in alt.humor.best.of.usenet. Are any Fabbabies familiar with
>the game? It is a new one to me (see my entry after the description
>of the rules!)
>> Subject: Re: Offtopic: Soap opera name/Porn star name (was Re: Elayne's
>> Hurried, Incomplete Heroes Con Report)
>> From: mod...@world.std.com (Mark W Modrall)
>> Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
>> [Submitter's note: Some fans went to a comic convention and learned a
>> new game called "Porn Star Name/Soap Opera Name", which they'd learned
>> from sf writer Joe Clifford Faust. To find your Soap Opera Name, take
>> your middle name and add the name of the street on which you grew up.
>> Along the same lines, to find your Porn Star name combine the name of
>> your first pet with your mother's maiden name.]
Oh what fun, darling! I'm awash in the fun-ness of it all, sweetie!
>Hello, again - Anne here. As my parents didn't like me enough to give
>me a middle name, my Soap Opera Name is just a single name, like
>Sting or RuPaul...
>Anne's Soap Opera Name: Milton!
LCM's Soap Opera Name: Elvin Hillcrest-Court (very swank, darling,
don't you think?)
>Anne's Porn Star Name: Tiger Godley
LCM's Porn Star Name: Scruffy Rix (or, since we bought a cat the same
day - Buttons Rix)
>Anyone else?
>--
>Anne
>The Garrette, Fabville
Oh yes, sweeties - join in! And darlings, I absolute *adore* things
like this - and little pop psych quiz's and such - they're just *fun*!
All The Fabulous Hugs, Darling...
{{{{{LCM}}}}}
Centre of the Known Universe
"Is It Suddenly Fabulous In Here...Or Is It Just Me?"
LCM - Mid-cocktail, Summer 1997
David Migicovsky
Daisy wrote in article <33C55DC7...@scottsburg.com>...
>
>That's a good one! My Porn Star name would be Priscilla Sturgill. Not
>exactly an attention-getter on a marquee, huh? Guess I should have
>named that cat Amber, or Satin, or Velvet...
>
Well I never thought I'd have occasion to mention this, but a cousin of mine
had a cat named PussyPoo.
David, wondering if that would mean she'd be in scat films.
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Frank M. Miller
In article <199707102...@zetnet.co.uk>, Anne McHenry
<anne.m...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
=> [Submitter's note: Some fans went to a comic convention and learned a
=> new game called "Porn Star Name/Soap Opera Name", which they'd learned
=> from sf writer Joe Clifford Faust. To find your Soap Opera Name, take
=> your middle name and add the name of the street on which you grew up.
=> Along the same lines, to find your Porn Star name combine the name of
=> your first pet with your mother's maiden name.]
=
=Hello, again - Anne here. As my parents didn't like me enough to give
=me a middle name, my Soap Opera Name is just a single name, like
=Sting or RuPaul...
=
=Anne's Soap Opera Name: Milton!
=
Actually, that's a great single name. I'm amazed nobody's thought of it.
=Anne's Porn Star Name: Tiger Godley
That would work if you made videos for aesthetic realism (one of those
groups devoted to converting gay men to heterosexuals).
Franklin's soap name: Morris Gilham.
Franklin's porn name: Tartuffe Easterday.
Hmmm, doesn't always work, does it?
=
=Anyone else?
=
=--
=Anne
=The Garrette, Fabville
+=====================================================+
Frank Miller, 10086 Sunset Blvd., FABville
frn...@mindspring.com (please note correct email address)
Atlanta, GA
+=======================================================+
PRINCESSPK
>> [Submitter's note: Some fans went to a comic convention and learned a
>> new game called "Porn Star Name/Soap Opera Name", which they'd learned
>> from sf writer Joe Clifford Faust. To find your Soap Opera Name, take
>> your middle name and add the name of the street on which you grew up.
>> Along the same lines, to find your Porn Star name combine the name of
>> your first pet with your mother's maiden name.]
>
>Hello, again - Anne here. As my parents didn't like me enough to give
>me a middle name, my Soap Opera Name is just a single name, like
>Sting or RuPaul...
>
>Anne's Soap Opera Name: Milton!
>
>Anne's Porn Star Name: Tiger Godley
>
>Anyone else?
Dahlings
I just saw an episode of "Men Behaving Badly", the one in which the
cute one's business associate dies at table, so Kevin and Jamie go to this
guy's hotel suite and start living it up. The ickie one says, when they
decide they need fake names, that the way to do that is to combine the
name of your first pet with that of your mother's maidenhood.
BTW:
My Soap name would be: The Princess
My Porn Star name would be: You Want Me To Put WHAT In My Mouth?
Pink Wishes
The Princess \*****/
Maxime Fabulosum!
MickeyCT
Rule snipped since I think we all have the gist by now...
Mickey's soap name: Anthony Chester. (while workable, I don't like the
two-first-names thing - it just screams "fake!")
Mickey's porn name: Keno Chiaraluce. (ugh! Keno definately works, but
I'd have to find someone else's mother, I think)
Mickey
who thinks if Arnold Schwartzenegger can become famous using *his* real
name, then I can use my often-mispronounced and never-correctly-spelled
one as well.
"Our planet is apparently too small for giants" - Karel Capek
Visit 74 Retro Road, Fabville - Now slightly improved for July!
http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/2180/retro.html
PRINCESSPK
In article <19970711131...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
mick...@aol.com (MickeyCT) writes:
>Mickey's porn name: Keno Chiaraluce. (ugh! Keno definately works, but
>I'd have to find someone else's mother, I think)
Dahling my mother's maiden name is one of those terribly gothic germanic
Von Somethingawfullygutteral. As my first pet was named Tuffy, I'm afraid
I would have to confine my porno appearences to dominatrix roles, with
Wagnerian appurtenances, teehee!
PRINCESSPK
In article <frnklin-1107...@user-2k7i81a.dialup.mindspring.com>,
frn...@mindspring.com.delete.this.to.email.me (Frank M. Miller) writes:
>That would work if you made videos for aesthetic realism (one of those
>groups devoted to converting gay men to heterosexuals).
>
>Franklin's soap name: Morris Gilham.
>
>Franklin's porn name: Tartuffe Easterday.
^^^^^^^^PINKing shear snippage^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dahling? Precious? Would you kindly reveal how old you were when you
named something "Tartuffe"? Also, did you pronounce it Tar-too-fay? Or
Tar-toof?
Suspecting genius, but not leaping to any conclusions, yet.
Frank M. Miller
In article <19970711170...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
princ...@aol.com (PRINCESSPK) wrote:
=In article <19970711131...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
=mick...@aol.com (MickeyCT) writes:
=
=>Mickey's porn name: Keno Chiaraluce. (ugh! Keno definately works, but
=>I'd have to find someone else's mother, I think)
=
=Dahling my mother's maiden name is one of those terribly gothic germanic
=Von Somethingawfullygutteral. As my first pet was named Tuffy, I'm afraid
=I would have to confine my porno appearences to dominatrix roles, with
=Wagnerian appurtenances, teehee!
In other words, typ-casting.
But seriously, Princess, have ever read Terrence McNally 's "Noon." It's
a one-act comedy about people brought together because they answered the
same personals ad. There's a dominatrix in the play whom you could play
perfectly. Her exit line is something like, "Frederic, pack up the
tools. And don't mix the tongs with the branding irons!"
Frank M. Miller
In article <19970711204...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
princ...@aol.com (PRINCESSPK) wrote:
=In article <frnklin-1107...@user-2k7i886.dialup.mindspring.com>,
=frn...@mindspring.com.delete.this.to.email.me (Frank M. Miller) writes:
=
=>=I would have to confine my porno appearences to dominatrix roles, with
=>=Wagnerian appurtenances, teehee!
=>
=>In other words, typ-casting.
=Apparently you have me confussed with someone else. I do not read books.
=If it is bound, it had better be filled with pictures, and the majority of
=those pictures had better be in colour, or out the window it goes! I made
=a vow, on the day I gragg-ee-ated from college, that I would never learn
=*another* thing, and, with a few exceptions, I have been true to it, more
=so than, say, Clinton has been to his.
Well, that explains your tastes in show music. Since you probably
graduated college sometime around the premiere of The Messiah, your
self-enforced ignorance has left you totally unaware of the writings of
one Giaccomo Puccini, the briliant composer whose dead bones Mr.
Lloyd-Robber picks on a regular basis.
=As to my being cast as a dominatrix......................precious, moi in
=leather? You *must* be joking! I am all pink, pastel, soft and cushie,
=lace, chiffon, and silk. Pay more attention next time I am flying
=overhead.
I guess I was just trying to release the inner you.
PRINCESSPK
In article <5q6ld2$s...@news.interlog.com>, "Philip J Tuley [posted by
David]" <earlofhu...@juno.com.DELETE_THIS> writes:
>My Porn Name would be Buck Burton
OOOooo, dahling, "Buck"! It suits you!
PRINCESSPK
In article <frnklin-1207...@user-2k7i875.dialup.mindspring.com>,
frn...@mindspring.com.delete.this.to.email.me (Frank M. Miller) writes:
>=Apparently you have me confussed with someone else. I do not read
books.
>=If it is bound, it had better be filled with pictures, and the majority
of
>=those pictures had better be in colour, or out the window it goes! I
made
>=a vow, on the day I gragg-ee-ated from college, that I would never learn
>=*another* thing, and, with a few exceptions, I have been true to it,
more
>=so than, say, Clinton has been to his.
>
>Well, that explains your tastes in show music. Since you probably
>graduated college sometime around the premiere of The Messiah, your
>self-enforced ignorance has left you totally unaware of the writings of
>one Giaccomo Puccini, the briliant composer whose dead bones Mr.
>Lloyd-Robber picks on a regular basis.
Well, *you* know, sweetwater, if you are going to steal, steal from the
best! BTW, dahling, with the exception of "La Boheme", I've sung all his
work, he and Verdi are my two favourites, followed closely by Mozart and
Wagner. As to yet another age crack, you horrid little pus-boy, (and how
dear you are to have taught me how to spell it, or was that some other
smug little loser), I'll have you know that my countenance bespeaks 29
years, (barely), and so that is my official age. Anything more and I
would be constantly accused of prevaricating!
KELROY
Philip J Tuley [posted by David] wrote:
> My Porn Name would be Buck Burton
Oohh! After this and the story of the latex shirt in the back of the
limo, I think I've found in you the man of my dreams, Philip.
Kelroy
KELROY
Anne McHenry wrote:
> > To find your Soap Opera Name, take your middle name and add the name of the > > street on which you grew up.
My Soap Opera Name: Jay Old Huntsville
> > Along the same lines, to find your Porn Star name combine the name of
> > your first pet with your mother's maiden name.
My Porn Star Name: Lucy Foy
Well, this is *no* fun. Let's play something else!
You know, my Christian name is Kelly Jay. Last year I found out that
there is a porn actress who goes by the name Kelly Jaye. I found that
quite amusing. Apparantly, she is not as famous as, say, Seka nor as
prolific as Nina Hartley; but she's there nevertheless.
Kelroy, who thinks this game is a con job Anne pulled in order to find
out our moms' maiden names so that she could easily access our credit
card accounts.
Frank M. Miller
In article <19970712162...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
princ...@aol.com (PRINCESSPK) wrote:
=Well, *you* know, sweetwater, if you are going to steal, steal from the
=best! BTW, dahling, with the exception of "La Boheme", I've sung all his
=work, he and Verdi are my two favourites, followed closely by Mozart and
=Wagner. As to yet another age crack, you horrid little pus-boy, (and how
=dear you are to have taught me how to spell it, or was that some other
=smug little loser), I'll have you know that my countenance bespeaks 29
=years, (barely), and so that is my official age. Anything more and I
=would be constantly accused of prevaricating!
29? Well, then, it certainly is a crime how transmission over the net
just adds decades to one's jpg's, isn't it?
)
On 11 Jul 1997 19:18:52 GMT,
frn...@mindspring.com.delete.this.to.email.me (Frank M. Miller) felt
compelled by mysterious forces to say:
>In article <19970711170...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
>princ...@aol.com (PRINCESSPK) wrote:
>
>=In article <frnklin-1107...@user-2k7i81a.dialup.mindspring.com>,
>=frn...@mindspring.com.delete.this.to.email.me (Frank M. Miller) writes:
>=
>=>That would work if you made videos for aesthetic realism (one of those
>=>groups devoted to converting gay men to heterosexuals).
>=>
>=>Franklin's soap name: Morris Gilham.
>=>
>=>Franklin's porn name: Tartuffe Easterday.
>=
>=^^^^^^^^PINKing shear snippage^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>=
>=Dahling? Precious? Would you kindly reveal how old you were when you
>=named something "Tartuffe"? Also, did you pronounce it Tar-too-fay? Or
>=Tar-toof?
>=Suspecting genius, but not leaping to any conclusions, yet.
>
>Well, obviously you haven't read any of my books.
>
>Anyway, Tartuffe was my first cat, found and named for the character in
>Moliere's play when I was 23. And of course I pronounced it properly. My
>sister-in-law, whom I'd call trailer trash if I weren't afraid of
>offending the world's trailer trash, pronounced his named properly until
>she saw it spelled, then she could never get out anything other than
>"Tar-too-fee."
so, which is the correct pronunciation? i was taught it as
"Tar-toof." is that correct?
dez, brain dead, locked out, numb, not up to speed
....a pistol-hot cup of Dez...
"Why do little blue midgets hit me with fish? See! Mysteries abound!"
--The Tick
Peter Thorn
PRINCESSPK (princ...@aol.com) writes:
> As to my being cast as a dominatrix......................precious, moi in
> leather? You *must* be joking! I am all pink, pastel, soft and cushie,
> lace, chiffon, and silk. Pay more attention next time I am flying
> overhead.
Just don't look up unless you want a monkey-poo facial. In any event,
Your Serenity, I had always thought that being a dominatrix was more a
matter of mind-set than of accoutrements. I feel quite certain that there
are dominatrices out there who are also "pink, pastel, soft and cushie,
lace, chiffon and silk" and who, nevertheless, completely dominate all the
men (or women) around them.
:peter
The Keep
--
<< NEMO NISI FORTIS SUPEREST <=+=> NONE BUT THE STRONG SURVIVE >>
Peter Thorn The OwlsBurrow aw...@freenet.carleton.ca
Peter Thorn
Frank M. Miller (frn...@mindspring.com.delete.this.to.email.me) writes:
> perfectly. Her exit line is something like, "Frederic, pack up the
> tools. And don't mix the tongs with the branding irons!"
Funny, I seem to recall saying something very close to that very thing to
Bruno while we were all packing up to come here...
PRINCESSPK
In article <frnklin-1207...@user-37kbc41.dialup.mindspring.com>,
frn...@mindspring.com.delete.this.to.email.me (Frank M. Miller) writes:
>29? Well, then, it certainly is a crime how transmission over the net
>just adds decades to one's jpg's, isn't it?
Oh, you odious barbarian! My jpgs are the best that money can buy! I'll
have you know that I am constantly courted by young swains who have seen
my picture in the AOL gallery. Why, dahling, I practically have to beat
them off with a stick!
PRINCESSPK
In article <5q9s6u$9...@freenet-news.carleton.ca>,
aw...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Peter Thorn) writes:
>Soap Opera Name: A) Richard 2, B) Richard to Resources, C) Richard A.
> Vanier, D) Richard A. Henry
^^^^^^^^^^PINKing sheare snippage^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
So, what you are saying is that your parents named you Peter Dick? Why,
pray tell, didn't they change their last name to Johnson, for the full
effect?
KELROY
>frn...@mindspring.com.delete.this.to.email.me (Frank M. Miller) writes:
> >29? Well, then, it certainly is a crime how transmission over the net
> >just adds decades to one's jpg's, isn't it?
PRINCESSPK wrote:
> Oh, you odious barbarian! My jpgs are the best that money can buy! I'll
> have you know that I am constantly courted by young swains who have seen
> my picture in the AOL gallery. Why, dahling, I practically have to beat
> them off with a stick!
While you are a vision, it is your beatings with a stick that attract me
to you.
Kelroy
LINDA JONES
In <5q44pp$6...@news.interlog.com> "Centre of the Known Universe [posted
by David]" <ccro...@auracom.com> writes:
>
>
>Oh what fun, darling! I'm awash in the fun-ness of it all, sweetie!
>
>>me a middle name, my Soap Opera Name is just a single name, like
>>Sting or RuPaul...
>
>>Anne's Soap Opera Name: Milton!
>
>LCM's Soap Opera Name: Elvin Hillcrest-Court (very swank, darling,
>don't you think?)
>
***Linda's Soap Opera Name: Kay San Jose
>>Anne's Porn Star Name: Tiger Godley
>
>LCM's Porn Star Name: Scruffy Rix (or, since we bought a cat the same
>day - Buttons Rix)
>
***Linda' Porn Star Name: Sugar Underwood
Linda k.
Casa de Sappho
Magenta Lane
Fabville
David Migicovsky
KELROY wrote in article <33C840...@prodigy.net>...
>
>Kelroy, who thinks this game is a con job Anne pulled in order to find
>out our moms' maiden names so that she could easily access our credit
>card accounts.
>
I don't think so. Anne is a poor-but-honest artist starving in a "garette."
Now HOLLY!, OTOH...
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Anne McHenry
In message <19970713082...@ladder01.news.aol.com>
princ...@aol.com (PRINCESSPK) writes:
> So, what you are saying is that your parents named you Peter Dick? Why,
> pray tell, didn't they change their last name to Johnson, for the full
> effect?
Good grief, this has just stirred up a long-ago memory... One of my
best friends at school had a long-time boyfriend named Peter Dick. It
must have been a more innocent age <raising eyebrow slightly> as we
didn't torment her over her boyfriend's name.
--
Anne
Anne McHenry
In message <1997071317...@smtp.interlog.com>
"David Migicovsky" <dmig...@see.sig.for.address> writes:
> KELROY wrote in article <33C840...@prodigy.net>...
> >
> >Kelroy, who thinks this game is a con job Anne pulled in order to find
> >out our moms' maiden names so that she could easily access our credit
> >card accounts.
> I don't think so. Anne is a poor-but-honest artist starving in a "garette."
Poor-but-honest - I like to think so;
Artist - how clever of you, David! I trained as an illustrator (yes a
LONG time ago) and plan to make more use of these skills in future;
Starving - Errrr... <regards sturdy peasant build>
I know little of these "credit cards" of which Kelroy speaks. Here in
Scotland, of course, those men who wear kilts keep their bawbees
tucked safely in their sporrans, while the rest of us keep ours,
guarded by fierce mutant moths, in battered wallets clenched firmly
in our fists at all times...
> Now HOLLY!, OTOH...
Oh, you know you just love those shopping trips with HOLLY!
Anne McHenry
In message <5qarv8$d...@sjx-ixn7.ix.netcom.com>
l...@ix.netcom.com(LINDA JONES) writes:
> ***Linda's Soap Opera Name: Kay San Jose
A good name for doing product endorsements: Kay San Jose tells us why
she trusts XXX cold cream soap...
> ***Linda' Porn Star Name: Sugar Underwood
It's a lot classier than my "Tiger Godley" alter ego! In fact, I
could see Sugar Underwood and Buck Burton crossing over into mainstream movies.
Anne McHenry
In message <19970713151...@ladder02.news.aol.com>
dee...@aol.com (Dee1019) writes:
> Soap Opera Name: Dianne Dove Lane - actually, that does have a tragic
> tone that suggest multiple marriages, several near death illnesses, two
> revenge murders, and at least one near fatal car accident requiring
> plastic surgery
It's amazing how real some of these "Soap Opera Names" and "Porn Star
Names" are. I can just *see* Dianne Dove Lane in a soap opera - with
her dark blonde hair beautifully coiffed and her exquisite silk
separates freshly ironed, no matter how dramatic and messy a
situation she is in..
> Porn Star Name: Scrappy Crocker - nah, don't think so
That would be your Martial Arts Movie Name, perhaps..
Frank M. Miller
In article <33c85f7...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>, dez...@ix.netcom.com
(Font of All Important Info ;)) wrote:
=On 11 Jul 1997 19:18:52 GMT,
=frn...@mindspring.com.delete.this.to.email.me (Frank M. Miller) felt
=compelled by mysterious forces to say:
=>Anyway, Tartuffe was my first cat, found and named for the character in
=>Moliere's play when I was 23. And of course I pronounced it properly. My
=>sister-in-law, whom I'd call trailer trash if I weren't afraid of
=>offending the world's trailer trash, pronounced his named properly until
=>she saw it spelled, then she could never get out anything other than
=>"Tar-too-fee."
=
=so, which is the correct pronunciation? i was taught it as
="Tar-toof." is that correct?
=
Well, I'd say you were right, but the Princess has probably already told you so.
Frank M. Miller
In article <19970713082...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
princ...@aol.com (PRINCESSPK) wrote:
=In article <frnklin-1207...@user-37kbc41.dialup.mindspring.com>,
=frn...@mindspring.com.delete.this.to.email.me (Frank M. Miller) writes:
=
=>29? Well, then, it certainly is a crime how transmission over the net
=>just adds decades to one's jpg's, isn't it?
=
= Oh, you odious barbarian! My jpgs are the best that money can buy! I'll
=have you know that I am constantly courted by young swains who have seen
=my picture in the AOL gallery. Why, dahling, I practically have to beat
=them off with a stick!
Really! Most of the young men I've met prefer a hand. We obviously run
in very different social circles.
Frank M. Miller
In article <5q9sfd$9...@freenet-news.carleton.ca>,
aw...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Peter Thorn) wrote:
=Frank M. Miller (frn...@mindspring.com.delete.this.to.email.me) writes:
=> perfectly. Her exit line is something like, "Frederic, pack up the
=> tools. And don't mix the tongs with the branding irons!"
=
=Funny, I seem to recall saying something very close to that very thing to
=Bruno while we were all packing up to come here...
Well, just because it's a funny line doesn't mean that they're still not
words to live by.
Anne McHenry
In message <frnklin-1307...@user-37kbu4n.dialup.mindspring.com>
> In article <19970713151...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
> dee...@aol.com (Dee1019) wrote:
> =
> =Why not think of a FABulous name game of *our* own? Ideas anyone?
> The name you've given your current car and the last name of your favorite
> poet? That would make me Yasmin Stein.
I use public transport now, and in the days when I did own cars,
didn't give them names. However, the last car that I owned (and
*that* wasnae yesterday) was an Alfa Romeo , so:
Alfa Burns, or
Romeo Burns
...giving me a useful choice of gender for these alter egos.
Frank M. Miller
In article <33C83B...@prodigy.net>, KEL...@prodigy.net wrote:
=Philip J Tuley [posted by David] wrote:
=> My Porn Name would be Buck Burton
=
=Oohh! After this and the story of the latex shirt in the back of the
=limo, I think I've found in you the man of my dreams, Philip.
=
I think you may have a rather small attitude problem to deal with here, Kelroy.
Frank M. Miller
In article <5q9s6u$9...@freenet-news.carleton.ca>,
aw...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Peter Thorn) wrote:
=I can see two problems for me right off the bat. First off, I have two
=middle names. I'm assuming that in that case I use the first.
=
And share the second with someone who doesn't have any. They probably ran
out because of people like you.
=Secondly, my road didn't actually *have* a name until several years after
=I left home. It probably still wouldn't except that the expansion of 911
=service (999 for UK people--I think) into rural Canada has meant that all
=domiciles must have a unique identifier which includes a street name.
=Soap Opera Name: A) Richard 2, B) Richard to Resources, C) Richard A.
= Vanier, D) Richard A. Henry
I think Richard Vanier would be wonderful if you want to be an
international tycoon like Victor Newman on The Young and the Shirtless or
Alexander Nicos on Another World. Dick Vanier would work for prime soap
stud material, but then you'd probably wind up on Sunset Beach, I wouldn't
want that to happen to any of my friends.
PRINCESSPK
In article <33C8EA...@prodigy.net>, KELROY <KEL...@prodigy.net> writes:
>PRINCESSPK wrote:
>> Oh, you odious barbarian! My jpgs are the best that money can buy!
I'll
>> have you know that I am constantly courted by young swains who have
seen
>> my picture in the AOL gallery. Why, dahling, I practically have to
beat
>> them off with a stick!
>
>While you are a vision, it is your beatings with a stick that attract me
>to you.
>
>Kelroy
OOOOooooooo, a fan! How I *do* adore being adored! You must come by Rose
Chateau, I receive on Thursdays between 2:00 and 5:00, we can chat.
LINDA JONES
In <199707131...@zetnet.co.uk> Anne McHenry
<anne.m...@zetnet.co.uk> writes:
>
>
>> ***Linda' Porn Star Name: Sugar Underwood
>
>It's a lot classier than my "Tiger Godley" alter ego! In fact, I
>could see Sugar Underwood and Buck Burton crossing over into
mainstream movies.
>
>Anne
>The Garrette, Fabville
>
Actually, it would be a great pairing. Since Sugar Underwood is
tecnically not me, she would enjoy the services Buck Burton would be
offering her. Maybe this would somehow *satisfy* Philips constant urge
to *show* me his latest erection.
PRINCESSPK
In article <frnklin-1307...@user-37kbu4n.dialup.mindspring.com>,
frn...@mindspring.com.delete.this.to.email.me (Frank M. Miller) writes:
>= Oh, you odious barbarian! My jpgs are the best that money can buy!
I'll
>=have you know that I am constantly courted by young swains who have seen
>=my picture in the AOL gallery. Why, dahling, I practically have to beat
>=them off with a stick!
>
>Really! Most of the young men I've met prefer a hand. We obviously run
>in very different social circles.
If by that you mean that people not only cross the street to avoid you,
but have now taken to running in the opposite direction, well, then, yes,
dahling, we do, and I am rather glad of it. While a man might prefer a
hand he has far more hope of seeing the sum rise in the west, than getting
one of mine. I have jewelry and a manicure to consider, after all.
PRINCESSPK
In article <frnklin-1307...@user-37kbu4n.dialup.mindspring.com>,
frn...@mindspring.com.delete.this.to.email.me (Frank M. Miller) writes:
>dee...@aol.com (Dee1019) wrote:
>
>=
>=Why not think of a FABulous name game of *our* own? Ideas anyone?
>
>The name you've given your current car and the last name of your favorite
>poet? That would make me Yasmin Stein.
Dahlings, first let's do remember that a Royal Edict has corrected the
spelling of all fabulous words to no longer advertise a periodical that
lost its only true path to eternal glory. Secondly.........Limousine
Seuss.
David Migicovsky
HOLLY! wrote in article <01bc8fd7$d72ca860$27b820cc@holly>...
>
>David Migicovsky <dmig...@see.sig.for.address> wrote in article
><5qb37j$m...@news.interlog.com>...
>> KELROY wrote in article <33C840...@prodigy.net>...
>> >
>> >Kelroy, who thinks this game is a con job Anne pulled in order to find
>> >out our moms' maiden names so that she could easily access our credit
>> >card accounts.
>> >
>>
>> I don't think so. Anne is a poor-but-honest artist starving in a
>"garette."
>>
>>
>
>Oh thanks a bunch, Davey-Poo!
>Now they'll all be on to our scheme and you'll never get that
>diamond-studded thong I promised you!
>
Considering you were planning to do it with *my* card, I didn't see the
advantage.
David, who hates thongs anyway.
HOLLY!
Anne McHenry <anne.m...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote in article
<199707131...@zetnet.co.uk>...
> --
> Anne
> The Garrette, Fabville
>
You're right, Anne!
He'd never admit it, but we've shared many a frozen yogurt (with M&Ms and
marshmallow stuff on top)!
We're so popular at the GAP that everyone yells, "Dave!" when they see him
come in!
The girls at the Frederick's store always show David the latest in Men's
underthings when we arrive.
All the men at the Big 'n Tall Shoppe have crushes on David and he's such a
tease, just a shameless flirt!
Even the guy at the piano & organ store plays "Havah Nagila (sp?)" when he
sees our Davey-Poo!
So don't let David fool you, he's the biggest mall-rat there ever was, and
he's lovin' every minute of it!
--
HOLLY!
(all new for '97!!)
Philip J Tuley [posted by David]
>"KELROY" <KEL...@prodigy.net> wrote in article
><33C83B...@prodigy.net>...
>> Philip J Tuley [posted by David] wrote:
>> > My Porn Name would be Buck Burton
>>
>the
Well, KELROY, not that I'm not flattered, but you have less of a chance
with me than I have with Linda.
Much less.
Sir Philip
Philip J Tuley [posted by David]
>"LINDA JONES" <l...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in article
SNIP
>> ***Linda' Porn Star Name: Sugar Underwood
>>
You know, I went past this post and kept coming back to it, and I have to
say that my fixation with Linda has been tweaked again. I mean, what a
name...
Sir Philip
Embarrassed at this gaffe, helpless to stop himself, but sending out
chocolates and flowers to all the ladies of Fabville to apologize.
Philip J Tuley [posted by David]
>> >
>> >could see Sugar Underwood and Buck Burton crossing over into
>> mainstream movies.
>> >
>> >Anne
>> >The Garrette, Fabville
>> >
>>
>> tecnically not me, she would enjoy the services Buck Burton would be
>> offering her. Maybe this would somehow *satisfy* Philips constant
>urge
>> to *show* me his latest erection.
>>
>> Linda k.
>> Casa de Sappho
>> Magenta Lane
>> Fabville
>>
>
Sounds good! Shall we, um, they book the penthouse suite for the week?
Sir Philip
just being helpful
David Migicovsky
Philip J Tuley [posted by David] wrote in article <5qeah0$c...@news.interlog.com
>...
Speaking of movies, anyone ever wonder where they got the title for Less Than
Zero?
Connie Lewin
Anne McHenry (anne.m...@zetnet.co.uk) writes:
> In message <frnklin-1307...@user-37kbu4n.dialup.mindspring.com>
> frn...@mindspring.com.delete.this.to.email.me (Frank M.
> Miller) writes:
>
>> In article <19970713151...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
>> dee...@aol.com (Dee1019) wrote:
>
>> =
>> =Why not think of a FABulous name game of *our* own? Ideas anyone?
>
>> The name you've given your current car and the last name of your favorite
>> poet? That would make me Yasmin Stein.
>
> I use public transport now, and in the days when I did own cars,
> didn't give them names. However, the last car that I owned (and
> *that* wasnae yesterday) was an Alfa Romeo , so:
>
> Alfa Burns, or
>
> Romeo Burns
>
> ...giving me a useful choice of gender for these alter egos.
Well, I guess that would make me Max Mayakovsky. Has sort of a nice ring
... for a guy.
--
______________________________________________________________________________
Connie Lewin
ap...@freenet.carleton.ca
______________________________________________________________________________
PRINCESSPK
In article <frnklin-1407...@user-37kbnli.dialup.mindspring.com>,
frn...@mindspring.com.delete.this.to.email.me (Frank M. Miller) writes:
>=Speaking of movies, anyone ever wonder where they got the title for Less
>Than
>=Zero?
>
>I thought it referred to Andrew McCarthy's chances of ever winning a
major
>acting award.
Aw, come on, Frank, the whole cast!
Peter Thorn
Frank M. Miller (frn...@mindspring.com.delete.this.to.email.me) writes:
> In article <5q9s6u$9...@freenet-news.carleton.ca>,
> aw...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Peter Thorn) wrote:
> =I can see two problems for me right off the bat. First off, I have two
> =middle names. I'm assuming that in that case I use the first.
> And share the second with someone who doesn't have any. They probably ran
> out because of people like you.
No! They're mine, all mine, and I'm going to KEEP them both! Mine! Mine!
Mine! Mine!
...er...I think I'm channelling HOLLY!...
> I think Richard Vanier would be wonderful if you want to be an
> international tycoon like Victor Newman on The Young and the Shirtless or
> Alexander Nicos on Another World. Dick Vanier would work for prime soap
> stud material, but then you'd probably wind up on Sunset Beach, I wouldn't
> want that to happen to any of my friends.
Hmmm...there's something not quite right about the name Dick Vanier. It
doesn't really work all that well. Now, "Rick Vanier" is a *lot* better.
Can't you see Rick Vanier as a combination P.I./beach bum? Or possibly
some kind of clever, witty, smirky spy?
:peter
The Keep
--
<< NEMO NISI FORTIS SUPEREST <=+=> NONE BUT THE STRONG SURVIVE >>
Peter Thorn The OwlsBurrow aw...@freenet.carleton.ca
Frank M. Miller
In article <5qguo9$o...@freenet-news.carleton.ca>,
aw...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Peter Thorn) wrote:
=How about given name of favourite author and surname of favourite actor?
=Mine would be Emma Quaid (at least in this instant of time--it could just
=as easily be Emma Banderas, Emma Paxton, Emma Brosnan, etc., etc., etc.).
Gee, would that make me Marian Zimmer Sarandon?
Anne McHenry
In message <5qbbns$86c$1...@blackice.winternet.com>
"David Migicovsky" <dmig...@see.sig.for.address> writes:
> Anne McHenry wrote in article <199707131...@zetnet.co.uk>...
> > One of my
> >best friends at school had a long-time boyfriend named Peter Dick. It
> >must have been a more innocent age <raising eyebrow slightly>
> Are those nicknames perhaps less common across the pond?
I think we were aware of those particular nicknames back in my
schooldays, but the nickname in common use among the gels at my
school was 'willie', or 'wullie' if we were being self-consciously Scots!
> >as we
> >didn't torment her over her boyfriend's name.
> >
> Which reminds me of something Elaine said on Seinfeld once, talking
about guys
> giving wedgies in high school, I think.
> "Why do guys do things like that? When girls don't like someone they just
> badger her until she develops an eating disorder."
Like all good lines, I think there may be a grain of truth in that one.
--
Anne, relieved that she didn't say "a long-standing boyfriend"
The Garrette, Fabville
HOLLY!
PRINCESSPK <princ...@aol.com> wrote in article
<19970716222...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
> In article <5qcvl5$3sn$1...@blackice.winternet.com>, "David Migicovsky"
> <dmig...@see.sig.for.address> writes:
>
> >
> >I do *not* shop at the Big'n Tall Shoppe!
>
> That is true, dahlings, he shops at the "Duds For Spuds"!
>
> Pink Wishes
> The Princess \*****/
>
Some other stores David frequents.....
Salvation Smarmy
Nifty & Thrifty
Gap for Nerds
KevRules
>
>This was in alt.humor.best.of.usenet. Are any Fabbabies familiar with
>the game? It is a new one to me (see my entry after the description
>of the rules!)
>
>> Subject: Re: Offtopic: Soap opera name/Porn star name (was Re: Elayne's
>> Hurried, Incomplete Heroes Con Report)
>> From: mod...@world.std.com (Mark W Modrall)
>> Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
>
>> [Submitter's note: Some fans went to a comic convention and learned a
>> new game called "Porn Star Name/Soap Opera Name", which they'd learned
>> from sf writer Joe Clifford Faust. To find your Soap Opera Name, take
>> your middle name and add the name of the street on which you grew up.
>> Along the same lines, to find your Porn Star name combine the name of
>> your first pet with your mother's maiden name.]
>
I know, I know, this whole thing blew over while I was Way Out West, but
for the sake of our anal-retentive archivist, let the records show that my
soap name would be Revel Newton, which really doesn't work, while my porn
name would be (blush) Trixie Saunders.
John Crook
Thane of Fabulanna
Wee Edinburgh Cassel
"If it's in no' Scottish, it's crrrrrrrrap!" (Mike Myers, "Saturday Night Live")
E.(mily)
KevRules <kevr...@aol.com> wrote in article
<19970724094...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
> I know, I know, this whole thing blew over while I was Way Out West, but
> for the sake of our anal-retentive archivist, let the records show that
my
> soap name would be Revel Newton, which really doesn't work, while my porn
> name would be (blush) Trixie Saunders.
This also blew over while I was Way Out East, but just to update the
archives: My soap name would be Louise Buchannan, while my porn name would
be (how's this for "different"?) Butterball Snyder.
E.(mily)
36D rue de la Poitrine
Fabville
Frank M. Miller
In article <01bc984e$6e5eaa20$ebe00c26@fasteddies>, "E.(mily)"
<faste...@earthlink.net.deletethistomailme> wrote:
=KevRules <kevr...@aol.com> wrote in article
=<19970724094...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
=
=> I know, I know, this whole thing blew over while I was Way Out West, but
=> for the sake of our anal-retentive archivist, let the records show that
=my
=> soap name would be Revel Newton, which really doesn't work, while my porn
=> name would be (blush) Trixie Saunders.
=
=This also blew over while I was Way Out East, but just to update the
=archives: My soap name would be Louise Buchannan, while my porn name would
=be (how's this for "different"?) Butterball Snyder.
While I was researching early films for my film history class this
quarter, I came across a video that included some early risque films of
30-45 seconds. One of them was called "Airy Fairy Lillian Tries on a New
Corset" and featured just about the fattest woman I'd ever seen in her
underwear. Butterball Snyder would be perfect for the technicolor,
wide-screen remake.
Frank M. Miller
In article <19970724094...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
kevr...@aol.com (KevRules) wrote:
=I know, I know, this whole thing blew over while I was Way Out West, but
=for the sake of our anal-retentive archivist, let the records show that my
=soap name would be Revel Newton, which really doesn't work, while my porn
=name would be (blush) Trixie Saunders.
Isn't her name Norton now?
Daisy
(repost from) Thu, 24 Jul 1997 08:28:11 -0400
KevRules wrote:
> I know, I know, this whole thing blew over while I was Way Out West,
> but for the sake of our anal-retentive archivist,
Hey, how about a little credit here, huh? That's *What'shername*.
> let the records show that my soap name would be Revel Newton, which
>really doesn't work, while my porn name would be (blush) Trixie
>Saunders.
How cool--I can picture Trixie Saunders, Sugar Underwood, Tiger Godley,
Muffy Adam, Keno Chiaraluce, You Want Me To Put WHAT In My Mouth?, Buck
Burton, and Nibbles Suave starring in "Fabville After Dark--The True
Story."
Yeah, I did have them on file--wanna make something of it?
Daisy, a mite testy since that deporting thing, not to mention "beige"
and dissing the Pig Kissing Contest
Official and Highly A-R Keeper of the List, by Royal Decree
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