CRONICLES OF A FISH

[M. SIMLEY]

HERE IS A SREIES OF STORIES TOLD TO YOU BY M.EBERT [ENJOY]
ONE DAY MARK BORROWED HIS GRANDMOTHERS CAR TO GO TO THE
EMPLOYMENT OFFICE...HIS GRAMA ALSO ASKED IF MARK CAN PICK UP A
FEW THINGS FOR HER AT THE STORE.....UMMM WHAT THE FUCK,OK SAID
MARK AS HE GRABBED HER LAST 25 DOLLARS. WHEN MARK GOT TO THE
UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE HE NOTICED THAT HE WOULD HAVE TO PARK ACROSS
THE STREET AND WALK 40 FEET...FUCK THAT IT'S TO COLD WHAT THE FUG
DO THEY THINK?...MARK BUT THE CAR BACK IN GEAR AND PULLED
AWAY...FUCK IT THEIRS LOTS OF GAS I THINK I'LL GO FOR A RIDE.
MARK TURNED UP THE RADIO FULL BLAST, AFTER 30 MINUTES OF ABUSE
THE SPEAKERS BLEW UP,FUGGEN PEICE OF SHID THOUGHT MARK WHAT THE
FUCK KIND OF SHIT DOES SHE HAVE IN THIS CAR ANYWAY.
AFTER DRIVING AROUND FOR A WHILE, MARK THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE
COOL TO GET SOME REEFER AND BEER,SO HE SPENT HIS GRANDMOTHERS
MONEY. WHY SHOULD THE MONEY BE WASTED ON HER,IF SHE NEEDS MONEY
LET HER GO BACK TO WORK.
AS MARK WAS RIDING AROUND DRINKING BEER AND SMOKING REEFER HE
NOTICED AN OLD MAN SITTING ON A BENCH FEEDING BIRDS...WHAT THE
FUCK WHY THEY GET FREE FOOD AND NOT ME..LET THEM GO TO WORK..
MARK GASED THE CAR AS HE AIMED FOR THE FLOCK...KILLING 9 OF THEM
....THRE YOU LAZY FUCKS YOU WONT BE GETTING ANY MORE FREE MEALS
WILL YA....THE OLD MAN TURNED TOWARDS MARK HORROR
STRICKEN.....WHY...WHY YOU SONS OF THE BITCH...FUCK YOU SAID MARK
AS HE DROVE AWAY.
A FEW BLOCKS AWAY MARK WAS TRYING TOTO GET IN THE LEFT LANE, A
OLD LADY WAS WOULDN'T LET HIM IN, BEING THE SPITEFULL FUCK THAT
HE IS MARK FLOORED IT AND CUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE OLD LADY
GIVING HER NO CHOICR BUT TO SLAM INTO THE REAR OF MARKS CAR. THER
WAS A LOUD CRASH....MARK LOOKED AROUND TO SEE IF ANY WITNESSES
HAD SEEN WHAT HE JUST DID ...SATISIFIED HE WENT TO THE OLD LADYS
CAR TO PICK A FIGHT WITH HER...HE NOTICED THAT SOMETHING WAS
WRONG WITH HER..SHE WAS HAVING A HEART ATTACK...MARK QUICKLY
DASHED TO HIS CAR AND REMOVED THE BEER CANS AND PLANTED THEM IN
THE OLD WOMANS CAR...FOR GOOD MEASURE HE ADDED 2 ROACHES TO HER
ASHTRY....NOTICING THAT THE OLD WOMAN HAD JUST DIED, HEWENT BACK
TO HIS CAR AND PRETENDED HE WAS HURT. KNOWING THAT NO ONE SAW
WHAT HE DID AND THE OLD LADY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TELL HER SIDE OF
THE STORY, MARK DECIDED TO SUE THE DEAD WOMANS FAMILY

[M. SIMLEY]

HERE IS A SREIES OF STORIES TOLD TO YOU BY M.EBERT [ENJOY]
ONE DAY MARK BORROWED HIS GRANDMOTHERS CAR TO GO TO THE
EMPLOYMENT OFFICE...HIS GRAMA ALSO ASKED IF MARK CAN PICK UP A
FEW THINGS FOR HER AT THE STORE.....UMMM WHAT THE FUCK,OK SAID
MARK AS HE GRABBED HER LAST 25 DOLLARS. WHEN MARK GOT TO THE
UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE HE NOTICED THAT HE WOULD HAVE TO PARK ACROSS
THE STREET AND WALK 40 FEET...FUCK THAT IT'S TO COLD WHAT THE FUG
DO THEY THINK?...MARK BUT THE CAR BACK IN GEAR AND PULLED
AWAY...FUCK IT THEIRS LOTS OF GAS I THINK I'LL GO FOR A RIDE.
MARK TURNED UP THE RADIO FULL BLAST, AFTER 30 MINUTES OF ABUSE
THE SPEAKERS BLEW UP,FUGGEN PEICE OF SHID THOUGHT MARK WHAT THE
FUCK KIND OF SHIT DOES SHE HAVE IN THIS CAR ANYWAY.
AFTER DRIVING AROUND FOR A WHILE, MARK THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE
COOL TO GET SOME REEFER AND BEER,SO HE SPENT HIS GRANDMOTHERS
MONEY. WHY SHOULD THE MONEY BE WASTED ON HER,IF SHE NEEDS MONEY
LET HER GO BACK TO WORK.
AS MARK WAS RIDING AROUND DRINKING BEER AND SMOKING REEFER HE
NOTICED AN OLD MAN SITTING ON A BENCH FEEDING BIRDS...WHAT THE
FUCK WHY THEY GET FREE FOOD AND NOT ME..LET THEM GO TO WORK..
MARK GASED THE CAR AS HE AIMED FOR THE FLOCK...KILLING 9 OF THEM
....THRE YOU LAZY FUCKS YOU WONT BE GETTING ANY MORE FREE MEALS

WILL YA....THE OLD MAN TURNED TOWARDS MARK HERE IS A SREIES OF

THE STORY, MARK DECIDED TO SUE THE DEAD WOMANS FAMILY.HORROR

STRICKEN.....WHY...WHY YOU SONS OF THE BITCH...FUCK YOU SAID MARK
AS HE DROVE AWAY.
A FEW BLOCKS AWAY MARK WAS TRYING TOTO GET IN THE LEFT LANE, A
OLD LADY WAS WOULDN'T LET HIM IN, BEING THE SPITEFULL FUCK THAT
HE IS MARK FLOORED IT AND CUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE OLD LADY
GIVING HER NO CHOICR BUT TO SLAM INTO THE REAR OF MARKS CAR. THER
WAS A LOUD CRASH....MARK LOOKED AROUND TO SEE IF ANY WITNESSES
HAD SEEN WHAT HE JUST DID ...SATISIFIED HE WENT TO THE OLD LADYS
CAR TO PICK A FIGHT WITH HER...HE NOTICED THAT SOMETHING WAS
WRONG WITH HER..SHE WAS HAVING A HEART ATTACK...MARK QUICKLY
DASHED TO HIS CAR AND REMOVED THE BEER CANS AND PLANTED THEM IN
THE OLD WOMANS CAR...FOR GOOD MEASURE HE ADDED 2 ROACHES TO HER
ASHTRY....NOTICING THAT THE OLD WOMAN HAD JUST DIED, HEWENT BACK
TO HIS CAR AND PRETENDED HE WAS HURT. KNOWING THAT NO ONE SAW
WHAT HE DID AND THE OLD LADY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TELL HER SIDE OF

THE STORY, MARK DECIDED TO SUE THE DEAD WOMANS FAMILY.