Thats it! I decided to do the whole damn thing!

[kaleidoscope]

NO MORE TRYING TO CULL 1 Post at a time. They want to kill us & get my
daughter!
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Seven day weekend.
Stains on her dress.
    ???
Tears on my pillow.
Food Stamps blues.
Catch it and you keep it.
Chelsea Clinton snags 100,000$ a year job.
Headless body found in topless bar.
Dead Sea Scrolls Live In Concert. From:    Paul
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On Wed, 19 Feb 2003 06:12:55 -0500, Morpheal
<morp...@sympatico.ca>
wrote:
"g e e k . t r a g e d y" wrote:
On Wed, 19 Feb 2003 03:47:07 GMT, "jeanannd"
<jean...@attbi.com>
wrote:
add your self in
can i be in teh next episode of "friends"?! i'll play the
"bouncer"!!!
Can we test whether you have enough "bounce" in you ?
It's called the pavement test.
We do a bums' rush and see if you bounce when you hit asphalt.
  where is my mind?.
 http://www.geocities.com/dreamst8me/ Group: alt.non.sequitur
Date: Fri, Feb 21, 2003, 11:45am (EST+5) From: i...@hammo.com (paramucho)
And they go to a Zappa concert
he plays Thus Spake Zarathustra
(aka Also Sprach Zarathustra)
but it's all Roman to me
--
Ian
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paramucho <i...@hammo.com> wrote:
And they go to a Zappa concert
he plays Thus Spake Zarathustra
(aka Also Sprach Zarathustra)
but it's all Roman to me
i woke up around 3 am this morning
to find that they were playing my
guitar wants to kill your mama on
the radio Group:
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Or, sneezing while eating is a Bozo No-No.
But we do have some lovely parting gifts for our fine congestants.
That's right, a box of used tissues, live from NY!
Today is thursday. My lunch is over, you may go in peas.
--oTTo--
Tap...tap...tap...is this thing on? From:   
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Subject:    Re: EXTRA! EXTRA! BEAR MAKER MAKES MAN UNHAPPY.
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"The Queen of Cans and Jars" <que...@bungmunch.org> wrote in message
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David Castrodale <anag...@rogers.com.GOAWAYSPAM> wrote:
Okay, okay, I know I haven't been here in a while - that's because, as
most of you are aware, I've been busy working on the design team for the
Bear Maker. Anyway, we've had all sorts of problems with the machine:
even when the Bear Maker is working properly, there's all these bears
running around and that's just bad for business. Then sometimes, when
the machine isn't working properly, it keeps on spitting out this powder
that looks sort of like sugar but tastes like ketchup, kind of. I don't
know, it's really weird. Martin says that maybe it's amino acids. I
don't know.
Oh yeah, and then the other day the Bear Maker made like fifty of these
things that fly, sort of like birds I guess, but more mean-spirited. Oh,
and also they don't have heads; the Bear Maker just made these things
that had like a sharp prong at one end and then wings, and in the middle
they're kind of spongy -- and, despite the fact that they don't have an
obvious mouth, they make this high pitched sqealing noise. Martin
figuired out that if you throw molasses at them they start going
apeshit, so now there's molasses everywhere, but that's bad because it
angers the bears. And then they start going around and getting even
madder because those flitty things keep poking the bears. It's a
frigging madhouse over here. There's just like hundreds of bears and
flying things, and then tonnes and tonnes of that powder. AND THE BEAR
MAKER JUST KEEPS MAKING MORE. Nobody knows how to turn it off even. It
just goes like 'whirrrr-grind-beep!' and everybody on the design team is
like 'oh no!' because nobody knows whether it's about to make a bear or
a powder or one of those sharp flying things. It doesn't even matter
what the Bear Maker is making, anyway, because we already have too much
of everything.
This whole design project has been a disaster, really. But anyway, the
Bear Maker should be completely functional within the next few months.
So that's rock and roll McDonald's.
the solution, obviously, is to put the bears on rollerskates.
at least, that's what tony randall told my cousin.
I want the film rights for this. From:   
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The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
Morpheal <morp...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
From Pop art to Pope art, in two easy lessons. I think you could make a
living at it. I really do. It's only the excision of one little "e".
what would gerhard richter do?
It doesn't really matter. As long as you have nice breasts, who cares
about Richter. I could worship those and Richter wouldn't matter for at
least the duration of the very lengthy ceremony.....
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When the monster came, AH#49 <"Asshole™#49"@your.com>, could only
huddle paralysed, screaming:
Cerberus wrote:
When the monster came, AH#49 <"Asshole™#49"@your.com>, could only
huddle paralysed, screaming:
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20030221/od_nm/health_sex_dc
Just gives me the goose bumps!
Where is Jocelyn Elders when they really need her? <g>
But, then, what *does* society do with a systematically manufactured
demographic--the modern adolescent--the virtual entire content of such
demographic is the biological imperative, the immediate application of
such demographic virtually nothing else at all?
The average number of years between the onset of puberty and the age at
which an economically viable family can be launched has tripled if not
quadrupled over the last 12 generations or so and shows no signs of
decreasing; only a little over a hundred years ago the American frontier
was being settled by a percentage of mothers and fathers only a handful
of years into puberty. This spread, a compound function of better
nutrition, better medicine, labor reform, and economic shift nonetheless
represents the cultural manufacture of greater and greater "surplus"
sexual viability at the most dynamic and potent youthful end of the
biological spectrum.
Fortunately, there still may be rescue (or mebbe not; I'll let one of
you all do the most current research) in the form of diffusely
environmentally distributed quasi-estrogenic industrial wastes, meaning
that, even if little great-grandson Johnny fools around with little
great-granddaughter Suzi, odds may be excellent that nothing will come
of it because, in addition to having oddly lovely pink nipples for a
male, little great-grandson Johnny will also be sterile.
OK OK. What they are saying is Oral sex is FUN.
(remember when "people" said that the Brits were the worst lovers in the
world?)
Perhaps also, sperm is a breath freshener to the those british gals?
DAMN!
You take all the giggles out of a perfectly funny post!
My abject apologies; we thought we detected the shrieking queef of
abstract piety.
For penance, Gordon volunteers to take a punch in the schnozz. <g>
I quit!
[Still, ya gotta admit that the fact that the 21st C "teenager" would be
a creature unknown and inexplicable to someone even of colonial
times--at best viewed as either some form of both arrogantly and
arrested-stunted halfwit child-adult--remains fascinating, as homunculi
always do. <g>] From:    Mamasamba
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  take me like you find me
don't try to change me
you know better than that
take me as you see me
don't try to hide me
I ain't used to that
shout it out loud
put a bomb in a crowd
if I got something to say
there's nothing that can stop me
I can't let it lay
if I have to fall on my head
every night of the week
it's gonna be my fault and no one else
if everything goes wrong
when I'm singing my song
it's gonna be my fault and no one else
there ain't nothing you can do about it
I've sat and thought it over
don't try to help me
I was just born this way
yes I was born this way
I ain't gonna change for nobody
ooh, never, never gonna change
so if everything goes wrong
and I drink all night
it's gonna be my fault and no one else
people don't change just over night
it ain't natural
so don't break it kindly, don't hypnotize me I just won't understand
take me like you find me
don't try to change me
you know better than that
oh don't you know better than that
oh don't you know better than that
say I'm just a fool, that's alright
never try to change me or rearrange me, oh yeah
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td, I know you know this one. <g>
--
Margie