The Brightest Light in England Flickers Out
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On Sun, 31 Aug 1997 16:24:47 +0100,
ia...@hotch.demon.co.uk.spam-free.zone (Iain L M Hotchkies) wrote:
>Hugh Davies typed:
>
>> Can I ask that those who wish to post about Diana please do so
>> either in the uk.current-events group which has just been created
>> for the purpose, or include the keyword 'Diana' in their article
>> headers, so that I can make sure my killfile gets them all.
>
>I see that alt.conspiracy.princess-diana has also just
>been created.
>
>How about alt.tarts.overblown.deceased ??
How about alt.cold.blooded.cocksuckers.can.kiss.my.arse?
Tuco
info...@midnightexpress.demon.co.uk
how about alt.richtarts.roadtrip.paris.tasteless
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info...@midnightexpress.demon.co.uk
Iain L M Hotchkies wrote:
>
> Hugh Davies typed:
>
> > Can I ask that those who wish to post about Diana please do so
> > either in the uk.current-events group which has just been created
> > for the purpose, or include the keyword 'Diana' in their article
> > headers, so that I can make sure my killfile gets them all.
>
> I see that alt.conspiracy.princess-diana has also just
> been created.
>
> How about alt.tarts.overblown.deceased ??
Midnight Express used to do a trip to Paris, but there are no
coffeeshops there where one can smoke marijuana.
If Princess Di had gone to Amsterdam instead of Paris, she would have
still been alive today.
Guy Dyson
huge@axalotl_nospam.demon_nospam.co.uk (Hugh Davies) writes:
>I must admit, my first thought was to wonder if it was Charles or
>the Queen that ordered the hit.....
I doubt that either of them ordered it, it would have been one of their
advisors acting without their knowledge.
Also nice of them to pay the doctors to "try real hard and then fail"
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"He does serve a useful purpose in spite of being psychologically twisted."
Roberta Hatch
In article <340c08c...@news.demon.co.uk> nob...@star-one.org.uk writes:
>On 31 Aug 1997 17:06:34 GMT, Hugh Davies ate a bowl of TubbyCustard,
>~ I must admit, my first thought was to wonder if it was Charles or
>~ the Queen that ordered the hit.....
>I have not stopped thinking that yet, to be brutally honest. As I
>said, we are certainly not being told all the facts, because those we
>*have* been told do not fit together.
I figure horseface had her offed. I think he genuinly loved
and missed her, and couldn't stand the thought of a raghead porking
his property.
I read the frog doctors tried open heart massage to try and
save her life. That's bullshit. They ripped out her heart and kept
it beating. When horseface made the trip to pick up her body, he was
really after her heart. Notice the bludge in his pants and the sly
little grin on his face when he returned from Paris? Well, he had her
still beating heart impaled on his inbred little tool.
Bobbi
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Dykes on Bikes, San Francisco, Ca (This space for rent)
Coyote
You know, they are keeping her corpse in the Royal Chapel or whatever it
is, so if any of you necros are interested......
I'll bring the corpse, you bring the K-Y...
Coyote
ObGawdImStoned: there ya have it.
Wyman Eric Miles
In article <3409B483...@midnightexpress.demon.co.uk>, info...@midnightexpress.demon.co.uk writes:
|> dvp...@netcomuk.co.uk wrote:
|> >
|> > On Sun, 31 Aug 1997 16:24:47 +0100,
|> > ia...@hotch.demon.co.uk.spam-free.zone (Iain L M Hotchkies) wrote:
|> >
|> > >Hugh Davies typed:
|> > >
|> > >> Can I ask that those who wish to post about Diana please do so
|> > >> either in the uk.current-events group which has just been created
|> > >> for the purpose, or include the keyword 'Diana' in their article
|> > >> headers, so that I can make sure my killfile gets them all.
|> > >
|> > >I see that alt.conspiracy.princess-diana has also just
|> > >been created.
|> > >
|> > >How about alt.tarts.overblown.deceased ??
|> >
|> > How about alt.cold.blooded.cocksuckers.can.kiss.my.arse?
|> >
|> > Tuco
|>
|> how about alt.richtarts.roadtrip.paris.tasteless
|> --
|> Midnight Express HomePage for Amsterdam Smokers
|> http://www.midnightexpress.demon.co.uk
I figure alt.rich.drunk.sluts.should.wear.seatbelts should cover any reasonable
post on the topic.
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Van
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Perhaps you should use something more expensive - this cheap piece of
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Van
Mike
Coyote <jhi...@efn.org> wrote in article <340BCA...@efn.org>...
> You know, they are keeping her corpse in the Royal Chapel or whatever it
> is, so if any of you necros are interested......
>
> I'll bring the corpse, you bring the K-Y...
no, you dont really wanna do that, they had to do so much reconstruction
work, she'd collapse in a pile of plastic and green go when you stuck her!
King Trevor S Greenberg NEBO Prime II
On Sun, 31 Aug 1997 19:10:27 +0100, info...@midnightexpress.demon.co.uk wrote:
> Midnight Express used to do a trip to Paris, but there are no
> coffeeshops there where one can smoke marijuana.
> If Princess Di had gone to Amsterdam instead of Paris, she would have
> still been alive today.
> --
> Midnight Express HomePage for Amsterdam Smokers
> http://www.midnightexpress.demon.co.uk
Hey, bong head, why don't you keep your irrelevant plugs to yourself?
Stan
When you say 'This space for rent', I take it you're referring to that
between your ears?
Mike Dickson
In article <340D83...@glasscity.nospam.net>
esut...@glasscity.nospam.net wrote...
> Hey guys, are you tired of having a small penis? I have created a
> method to increase the size of your penis. No pumps, drugs or surgery.
Unfortunately it *will* invalidate the warranty that came with your
vacuum cleaner.
Mike Dickson, Black Cat Software Factory, Musselburgh, Scotland, EH21 6NL
mi...@blackcat.demon.co.uk - Fax 0131-653-6124 - Columnated Ruins Domino
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Peter
xxx <esut...@glasscity.nospam.net> wrote:
what a crappy article to put in here, grab a brain...
>Hey guys, are you tired of having a small penis? I have created a
>method to increase the size of your penis. No pumps, drugs or surgery.
Puff The Magic Reefer
Turn a telescope the otherway round and change your perspective.
kevin wolfe
xxx wrote:
>
> Hey guys, are you tired of having a small penis? I have created a
> method to increase the size of your penis. No pumps, drugs or surgery.
> My penis was 5" and in three months it is now over 8" long. It is a lot
> longer also. If you are serious about making your penis larger, please
> contact me. My complete method is only $15.00
>
> Send Orders to:
>
> Eddie Suttles
> PO Box 415
> Temperance, MI 48182
>
> email me if you have any questions.
> All orders are shipped in plain packaging to ensure your privacy.
5", won't you end up with 10"?
Oh, and what happens to the circumference? Does it diminish?
Is there an unconditional money-back guarantee?
I notice you have a PO Box. Is that so you'll be harder to track
down by any unhappy customers?
The sad fact of this is that I'm sure you'll make a lot of
money from this from some pretty pathetic people.
Vadius
I believe I know a few people who will pay You GBP 5.00 each for not =
putting You genitalia ads here.
--=20
Vadius ...
kevin wolfe wrote in article <341005...@peritus.com>...
xxx wrote:
>=20
> Hey guys, are you tired of having a small penis? I have created a
> method to increase the size of your penis. No pumps, drugs or surgery.
> My penis was 5" and in three months it is now over 8" long. It is a =
lot
> longer also. If you are serious about making your penis larger, =
please
> contact me. My complete method is only $15.00
>=20
> Send Orders to:
>=20
> Eddie Suttles
> PO Box 415
> Temperance, MI 48182
>=20
> email me if you have any questions.
> All orders are shipped in plain packaging to ensure your privacy.
It's been a while since I've taken a math course, but if you double
5", won't you end up with 10"?
Oh, and what happens to the circumference? Does it diminish?
Is there an unconditional money-back guarantee?
I notice you have a PO Box. Is that so you'll be harder to track
down by any unhappy customers?
The sad fact of this is that I'm sure you'll make a lot of=20
穷募宴丹艹
xxx <esut...@glasscity.nospam.net> Thee expoused the following stuff:
>SAITH>small penis?
>SAITH>longer penis larger, please
>SAITH>$15.00
>SAITH>Send Orders to:
WHAT??? For that kinda money it butter make it 15
inches.! And have some skank to go along wit it.
Roger Watling
What the hell is this doing in this group!!!!!!!
穷募宴丹艹 <tiek...@soltec.net> wrote in article
<5uqpmt$7n2$3...@aura.soltec.net>...
Keyser Soze
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On Fri, 5 Sep 1997 13:14:01 GMT, kevin wolfe <kwo...@peritus.com>
wrote:
>xxx wrote:
>>
>> Hey guys, are you tired of having a small penis? I have created a
>> method to increase the size of your penis. No pumps, drugs or surgery.
>> My penis was 5" and in three months it is now over 8" long. It is a lot
>> longer also. If you are serious about making your penis larger, please
>> contact me. My complete method is only $15.00
>>
>> Send Orders to:
>>
>> Eddie Suttles
>> PO Box 415
>> Temperance, MI 48182
>>
>> email me if you have any questions.
>> All orders are shipped in plain packaging to ensure your privacy.
>It's been a while since I've taken a math course, but if you double
>5", won't you end up with 10"?
>Oh, and what happens to the circumference? Does it diminish?
>Is there an unconditional money-back guarantee?
>I notice you have a PO Box. Is that so you'll be harder to track
>down by any unhappy customers?
>
> The sad fact of this is that I'm sure you'll make a lot of
>money from this from some pretty pathetic people.
a man of will.....
Colin Dooley
Vadius wrote:
>
> xxx wrote:
> >
> > Hey guys, are you tired of having a small penis? I have created a
>
> The sad fact of this is that I'm sure you'll make a lot of
> money from this from some pretty pathetic people.
Anybody who replys to this crap deserves to have a two footer
which is only 1/4" thick.
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/ O O \ | unfortunately, no one we know belongs.
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robinson
xxx wrote:
>
>
> My penis was 5" and in three months it is now over 8" long. It is a lot
> longer also.
Erect or flaccid? Or is that 5" flaccid and 8" erect? Hell, any man with
a functional dick can do that.
At least any man that sees *me* naked....
Lorri
Chuckman
On Sun, 31 Aug 1997 16:24:47 +0100,
ia...@hotch.demon.co.uk.spam-free.zone (Iain L M Hotchkies) wrote:
>Hugh Davies typed:
>
>> Can I ask that those who wish to post about Diana please do so
>> either in the uk.current-events group which has just been created
>> for the purpose, or include the keyword 'Diana' in their article
>> headers, so that I can make sure my killfile gets them all.
Let's face facts here: a week before her death, she was seen as a
self-centered, attention-seeking egotistical leeching parasite who was
getting slagged off by the media, who loved the attention, but
couldn't handle the intrusion into her life which comes with it.
Now, of course, the media is backpeddling what they said, and I am
now just waiting for the tabloids to become pompous, self-righteous
and hypocritical.
You live by the press, you die by the press.
Chuckman
穷募宴丹艹
>SAITH>> My penis was 5" and in three months it is now over 8" long. It is a lot
Ya, but every man knows that every woman really
appreciates a pencil dick because it's the right size for
ass reaming.
Any real man knows what the real definition of "tight" is....
Swan
Stan wrote:
>
> Roberta Hatch wrote:
> >
article snipped for brevity.
> > Roberta Hatch '65 Panhead
> > Dykes on Bikes, San Francisco, Ca (This space for rent)
>
> When you say 'This space for rent', I take it you're referring to that
> between your ears?
Listen, Sparky, take one of Roberta's motorcycle boots off. Now strip
off the festering sock. Look carefully. She has more class in her
fetid oozing toejam than you have in your entire skanky inbred pustulous
BODY, Hornhead! You post her entire message and finish off with a
dimwitted one liner hoping for a moist chuckle from the Net! Stuff it,
Myer. Funny, you AINT.
Since Netiquette seems to have bypassed your scrofulous skull, I'm
practising GILL-NETiquette on your poor excuse of a post. Consider your
sorry self froped, tied, wrapped in strangling nylon and dropped off the
Marianas Trench, there to suffocate with the rotting shreds of your
intellect waving in the errant currents. I hope a shark eats you.
FOAD, wanker!
Swan
What were the last words of diana and Mother Teresa?
Oh, God! I'm COMING!!
MattC
On Sat, 06 Sep 1997 21:04:55 GMT, Gi...@grope1.demon.co.uk (Farmer
Giles) warbled in a particularly strange and intriguing fashion:
>
>>Believe it, clean up your act and you will sell thousands of these
>>things - personally, I'm happy with my little wangie.
>>
>Personally, I get fed up of tripping over mine.
I get tired of tripping over yours as well.
Boom, and indeed, boom.
buddy...@webtv.net
Yeah, by you blowing me you sick prick
Mikey
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mi...@wheatleyst.demon.co.uk
bi...@southeast.net wrote in article
<341cad54...@nntp.southeast.net>...
> On Sat, 06 Sep 1997 19:11:32 -0400, robinson <robi...@avana.net>
> wrote:
>
> >xxx wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >> My penis was 5" and in three months it is now over 8" long. It is a
lot
> >> longer also.
> >
> >Erect or flaccid? Or is that 5" flaccid and 8" erect? Hell, any man with
> >a functional dick can do that.
> >
> >At least any man that sees *me* naked....
> >
> >Lorri
>
>
> With my erect Johnson, I can knock 7 silver dollars placed side by
> side, off of a table. Does that interest you? ;-)
>
> Big 1
>
You need a PR manager . May I suggest Max Clifford?
Colin Dooley
Mikey wrote:
>
> --
> mi...@wheatleyst.demon.co.uk
>
> > >xxx wrote:
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> My penis was 5" and in three months it is now over 8" long.
> > >> It is a lot longer also.
> > >
> > >Erect or flaccid? Or is that 5" flaccid and 8" erect? Hell,
> > >any man with a functional dick can do that.
> > >
> > >At least any man that sees *me* naked....
> > >
Any man who takes three months to get hard would probably leave
you cold.
What I don't get is the logic.
a) It went from 5" long to 8" long.
b) It was "a lot longer also".
Maybe he has two, and he's talking about the one sticking
out from the middle of his forehead.
KRM
>Get off this NG fool !!
dlo...@inlink.nospam.com
>Vadius wrote:
>>
>> xxx wrote:
>> >
>> > Hey guys, are you tired of having a small penis? I have created a
>> > method to increase the size of your penis. No pumps, drugs or...
>>
>> The sad fact of this is that I'm sure you'll make a lot of
>> money from this from some pretty pathetic people.
>
>
>Anybody who replys to this crap deserves to have a two footer
>which is only 1/4" thick.
>
>
>--
><\___/> | Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which,
>/ O O \ | unfortunately, no one we know belongs.
>\_____/ FTB. |
There is no Cabal. Long live the Cabal.
Matt
> <snip>
> Hell, any man with
> > a functional dick can do that.
> >
> > At least any man that sees *me* naked....
> >
> > Lorri
Since I meet all the requirements, how about a photo? ;)
maui
In article <3411E3...@avana.net>, robi...@avana.net says...
<snip>
Hell, any man with
> a functional dick can do that.
>
> At least any man that sees *me* naked....
>
> Lorri
>
woo!lorri!'
really?
like tall blonde guys?
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