Here are a few hilarious (and absurd) examples from the above-linked
Jim Marrs "Mystery Deaths" list:

"Charles Mentesana -- Filmed rifle other than Mannlicher-Carcano being
taken from Depository."

DVP: Ever see this film? His film does not prove a second rifle was
found in the TSBD. ... Plus: Why in the world would anyone bother
KILLING the person who filmed a short clip of a rifle? Merely because
he FILMED footage of a rifle? Does killing the filmmaker eliminate the
film? (If so, why weren't Zapruder, Nix, and Bronson rubbed out?) ~LOL~

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"Eddy Benavides -- Lookalike brother to Tippit shooting witness,
Domingo Benavides."

DVP: I guess the stupid killers couldn't tell Domingo from Eddy. Is
that why Ed was wiped out? But, then again, if the killers had been
after Domingo...the question needs to be asked: WHY?

Domingo was an excellent "Oswald Did It Alone" witness. Why in the hell
rub HIM out? (Let alone his brother? Was his mailman on the Death List
too, I ponder?)

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"William Whaley -- Cab driver who reportedly drove Oswald to Oak Cliff.
(The only Dallas taxi driver to die on duty.)"

DVP: Again, why kill Whaley? For what possible reason? We know Whaley
took Oswald to Beckley on 11/22/63 by taxicab. What does Whaley know
that can "blow the case wide open"?

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"Henry Delaune -- Brother-in-law to coroner Chetta."

DVP: Yeah, this guy must have been a MUCH better choice to knock off
than, say, Skinny Holland, or Jean Hill, or J.C. Price. How far down
the family tree is considered "too far" for Marrs and Company?

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"Abraham Zapruder -- Took famous film of JFK assassination."

DVP: Oops. I spoke too soon before. Mr. Z is on the list. ROFL. Of
course, the death squad waited 7 years to take care of Abe. And what
was the reason again? Merely because he filmed the assassination? (Or,
maybe it was because he knew DeMohrenschildt's future wife in 1959,
years prior to the assassination. Or it could just be because Marrs
needed a name beginning with "Z", to fill out an alphabet quota.)

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"J. Edgar Hoover -- FBI director who pushed "lone assassin" theory in
JFK assassination."

DVP: LOL. So, by always "pushing the LN theory", this meant that Edgar
was a THREAT to the conspirators?? Why not just rub out all of
Washington?

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"Earl Warren -- Chief Justice who reluctantly chaired Warren
Commission."

DVP: Can the "Mystery Deaths" get any sillier than this one? The man
who headed up the LN-favoring WC is (I guess) going to suddenly go on
Perry Mason and belt out a confession that the "WC is all lies! Hoffa
did it!"

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"Lee Bowers Jr. -- Witnessed men behind picket fence on Grassy Knoll."

DVP: Why would the "plotters" want to bother with killing Bowers?
Bowers, a few months prior to his 1966 death, had ALREADY TALKED (on
camera) to Mark Lane, with Bowers saying things to Lane (ON FILM no
less!) that CTers believe lead to conspiracy. So what's the point of
killing a person who has already spilled his guts? Did murdering Bowers
in a car crash suddenly UNDO his filmed remarks in Lane's movie "Rush
To Judgment"?

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"Marguerite Oswald -- Mother of accused assassin."

DVP: Died of cancer in early 1981. (Probably "injected", huh? And let's
wait more than 17 years to bump her off too, after this highly-visible
person has had ample opportunity to "blow the case sky high"! Makes
sense...if you're James Marrs.)

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That's just via a cursory look at Marrs' list of deaths. What a crock.

I'm surprised that Judy Garland's 1969 death isn't listed. She was a
good friend of JFK's. She probably "knew" something
"conspiracy"-related. ~chuckle~