"Reclaiming History": The Mini-Series (The Unauthorized Version)
David Von Pein
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.assassination.jfk/msg/6583b76cd9bfb1d0
A continuation of the above post:
"RECLAIMING HISTORY": THE NOT-SO-MINI SERIES (PART 818)......
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[Scene opens with an exterior shot of Ruth Paine's home in Irving,
Texas.]
A mysterious-looking man from Chicago named "Rubenstein" (dressed all
in black and wearing a Fedora hat) silently sneaks up to the garage of
the Paine residence late one night in October of 1963.
The black-clad figure breaks into the Paine home and steals a blanket
roll which is on the floor of the garage. The thief then scurries away
from the house via his green Ford pick-up truck, unnoticed by anyone.
[Fade to black.]
Next scene....
The camera is focused on a tight close-up of a man seated in a chair
at his desk in a shabby office at 411 Elm Street in Dallas,
Texas. .... The man's name: Roy Sansom Truly. ....
The camera pulls back from the shocked and tortured face of Mr. Truly,
to reveal the surrounding office space. Three burly men in business
suits stare at Truly menacingly. Each man is packing a .38 Special
under his coat. And each man means business.
Henchman #1 growls at Truly (while Henchman #2 guards the office door,
watching for snoopers): "Okay, Truly, remember our deal! Let's hear
you repeat it one more time! There's gonna be a weasel named Oswald
walking in here tomorrow, and he's gonna get that job, see! You WILL
hire this Oswald creep, Truly! You got that straight?!!!! You're
either gonna hire him, or it's a pair of cement boots and the Trinity
River for you!! YOU GOT THAT???!!!"
Truly cowers in fear, as he does the only thing he can do when faced
with the type of abject terror being hurled at him by Clay Shaw (yes,
I forgot to mention that "Henchman #1" is, indeed, Mr. Clay Shaw of
New Orleans. And he means business, as I said before.)
[Fade to black.]
The following scene opens on the morning of October 15th, 1963. A
young man named Lee H. Oswald has just handed this document (top link)
to Roy S. Truly....
http://history-matters.com/archive/jfk/wc/wcvols/wh17/html/WH_Vol17_0118b.htm
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.conspiracy.jfk/msg/7014c5ae9f21a7cc
....Mr. Truly smiles at Lee Oswald, shakes his hand, and tells Lee to
start work tomorrow morning at 8:00 AM.
Truly's many facial wounds that he suffered as a result of the brass-
knuckled beating he was subjected to at the hands of Mr. Shaw the
previous day were no doubt easily visible as Oswald was being
interviewed. But Lee didn't suspect a thing. Everything went off like
clockwork. The "patsy plot" was now in full bloom.
[Scene fades to black, accompanied by a thunderous scene-ending
musical crescendo composed by none other than John "Star Wars"
Williams himself. The stage is now set for Episode #819 of the mini-
series, subtitled "Have Patsy, Will Travel (And Hopefully The
Motorcade Comes Our Patsy's Way)".]
After watching the debacle known as "Episode 818" on TV, Vincent T.
Bugliosi (breathing even more heavily and even redder in the face than
after Episode 817) reaches for the telephone.
As if Ep. #817 about a grassy-knoll gunman wasn't bad enough, the
feces were really going to hit the fan blades now with this wholly-
unauthorized tripe in Ep. 818!
A massive lawsuit started by Mr. Bugliosi against HBO and Playtone,
Inc. ensues.
Vince can only stare at his TV screen as the credits for Episode 818
scroll by slowly....he sees this unbelievable credit roll by: "Clay
Shaw...played by O.J. Simpson".
"But wasn't Clay Shaw a white man?", Vince mumbles to himself for the
sixth time tonight. This Simpson casting rubs even more salt in the
already enormous wound.
Vince continues to shake his head in utter bewilderment. He again
mumbles softly to himself: "If you can't trust Forrest Gump, my God
who can you trust?"
[Two years later, Mr. Bugliosi is awarded large quantities of cash as
a result of his lawsuit against Home Box Office, et al. The judge who
decided in Bugliosi's favor was so sickened by the underhanded
conspiracy-flavored tactics employed by Tom Hanks and HBO that he
sentenced Hanks to a truly-agonizing punishment -- Hanks was forced
read BOTH volumes of Judyth Vary Baker's fantasy book all the way
through without stopping (vomit breaks were not counted against Hanks;
after all, nobody REALLY has a cast-iron stomach).] .....
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http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117966398.html?categoryid=14&cs=1
David Von Pein
as they force Ruth to call Roy Truly on the phone to put in a good
word for the resident "Dallas patsy for all 1963 murders", Lee Oswald.
Later, Mrs. Paine thinks she called the Book Depository of her own
free will. (Must be some newfangled kind of "mind control" drug being
used. Prob'ly involved the CIA, wouldn't ya think?)