Dave
"Nip it! Nip it! Nip it! Nip it!" -- BERNARD P. FIFE; 1962
"No, man...Dave's not here..."
knew you'd not be far behind....
"I'm Dave Reitzes"
"You're crazy, I am!"
Say, that reminds me: "Curt Jester" has also claimed that I am you.
I get around, don't I?
Dave
And you've never booked me on your show???
Dave
DVP SAID:
>>> "[David] Letterman is, however, from my home state of Indiana. So it's possible that *I* am Mr. Late Night. (I'll have to check.)" <<<
DAVE REITZES THEN SAID:
>>> "And you've never booked me on your show???" <<<
DVP NOW SAYS:
I can't. CBS would go bankrupt! They'd have to pay you TEN times
(given all your rumored aliases).
And remember this, kids o' the corn --- An "alias" rumor ALWAYS
becomes an undeniable FACT just because one or two people on an
Internet forum say it's true! Always!
Just go ask Lenny Osanic or Jimmy DiEugenio about that.
Sounds like an episode of STAR TREK.
Dave
I'M NOT KAYMAR THE DISCOUNT MAGICIAN.
Sorry, I don't know where that came from. \:^)
> And remember this, kids o' the corn --- An "alias" rumor ALWAYS
> becomes an undeniable FACT just because one or two people on an
> Internet forum say it's true! Always!
>
> Just go ask Lenny Osanic or Jimmy DiEugenio about that.
Rumors have a habit of trumping reality in the CT world.
I learned. Some people never will.
Dave