Klein's $12 Magic Chameleon Carcano
June 5, 2006   4:44 p.m.
This model arrives as a 7.35 mm Carcano with a bottom sling mount, great for
backyard photos, then temporarily changes to a Mauser 7.65 mm when elevated
above ground level,  once again assuming its 7.35 mm Carcano appearance when
acclimated to heights, then becomes a Carcano 6.5 mm with a side sling mount
when it descends back to ground level.
But wait, there's more. If purchased using an alias through a P.O. Box, they
also throw in a free copy of the Militant dated 33 and some Magic Bullets
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Mooney also alleged that the CIA had added several of their own soldiers to 
the team, using Roscoe White and J. D. Tippit...
Under the guise of self-defense and in the line of duty, they were to murder 
the "lone gunman." However, Tippit had wavered, Mooney said, allowing Oswald 
to escape. Thus, White had been forced to kill his partner...
From what Mooney said that day, the CIA had indeed stepped in with immense 
efficiency and removed all traces of conspiracy.
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Double Cross, Sam Giancana And Chuck Giancana, p. 335
A Mauser 7.65mm originating with Sam Cummings and going to Sheeran then 
Ferrie then Cain was found on the 6th floor of the Texas School Book 
Depository.
per above "the CIA had indeed stepped in with immense efficiency and removed 
all traces" as follows:
The police officer who brought the word into the TSBD that Tippit had been 
killed was not identified, perhaps because he was the "newbie" Roscoe White, 
who had just killed Tippit.
Envision Roscoe creating a distraction in the TSBD with the news of the 
Tippit's death to aid in the exchange of the Mauser rifle in evidence for 
the TSBD carcano.
[imagine Roscoe flashing secret hand signs at whomever during the swap]
Roscoe's son wound up with the Mauser for a while.
CIA document dated 11-25-63 acknowledges the rifle was a Mauser:
"The rifle he used was a Mauser which OSWALD had ordered (this is now known 
by handwriting examination) from Klein's Mail Order Chicago, Illinois."
CIA changes the Mauser into a 7.35mm Carcano on 11-28-63 for backyard photo 
/ bottom sling swivel match:
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28 NOVEMBER 1963
INFORMATION ON THE WEAPON PRESUMABLY USED IN THE ASSASSINATION OF PRESIDENT 
KENNEDY
1. AS REGARDS ARTICLES APPEARING RECENTLY IN THE ITALIAN AND FOREIGN PRESS 
CONCERNING THE PRESUMED USE OF AN ITALIAN MADE RIFLE IN THE SLAYING OF 
PRESIDENT KENNEDY, THE FOLLOWING COMMENTS ARE MADE.
2. THE WEAPON WHICH APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN EMPLOYED IN THIS CRIMINAL ATTACK IS 
A MODEL 91 RIFLE, 7.35 CALIBER, 1938 MODIFICATION.
3. THE DESCRIPTION OF A "MANLICHER CARCANO" RIFLE IN THE ITALIAN AND FOREIGN 
PRESS IS IN ERROR.
4. THE "MODEL 91" ITALIAN RIFLE IS OF AUSTRIAN ORIGIN AND IS DERIVED FROM 
THE STEYER.
5. THE "MANLICHER" IS A HUNGARIAN RIFLE WHOSE CLIP LOADER WAS ADOPTED FOR 
THE ITALIAN "MODEL 91".
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And of course, after that, the 7.35mm backyard Carcano with bottom sling 
swivel morphed into the 6.5mm TSBD Carcano with side sling swivel after CIA 
applied Preparation H to the sling swivel and barrel.
Karma karma karma karma Carcano, you come and go... 
This just in...
What was previously thought to be Preparation H has been confirmed by the 
I.D.I.O.C.Y.A.  to have been Oil Of Olay, which actually made the 7.35mm 
Mauser look like a younger 6.5mm Carcano... 
More on the Carcano...
What has previosuly been stated as a 7.35 Mauser was in error.
I.D.I.O.C.Y.A. confirms it was a 7.35mm Carcano, and not a 7.35 Mauser as 
previoously reported...
"Oil Of Olay - Share the secret of a younger looking you"
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