The travel agency
Ubob
"Good day, what can I do for you?" says the travel agent as four
beings stand in front of his desk.
"Good afternoon we like to book a holiday". One of the beings says. It
is obvious to the travel agent that the one talking is doing it for
the group so he directs his attention to him.
"How do I call you sir?" asks the travel agent.
"You can call me Joe", says the being to the travel agent.
"Oh goodie, here have a seat and do you know where you wanted to go
for a holiday?" Out of nothing four seats appear and the beings sit
down..
"Yes, we have talked about it and we decided to book Earth as our
holiday destination".
"Hmmm that is going to be tricky because of the event that is about to
happen I think it will be totally booked full, let me check the
reservation computer".
The travel agent closes his eyes and asks, "it is for four persons?".
"Yes", Joe answers.
"We wanted to check what is free, we are not that picky. We just want
an awesome time, this is our first holiday since several million aeons
and we want to celebrate with a bang!".
"Ok checking.."the travel agent hums while his eyes are closed. "Nope,
all of our five star hotels are booked!' the travel agent mumbles and
keeps his eyes closed. "Nope, three and two stars are booked full
too", and the travel agent keeps mumbling as he is reading the list of
available accommodations. "Nope, 1 star and the ruin class is also
booked fully!".
"You know this is really a big event and it seems the whole universe
wants to go on holiday to Earth to experience the great shift!", says
the travel agent while keeping his eyes closed. "It is not an everyday
event that a planet crosses the boundaries of physicality into another
reality. The last time this happened was 6,151,325,711,234,166,342,221
aeons ago so I would consider you incredible lucky if I would find a
place to put you in. Like I said, even our cheapest hotels, which
resemble ruins are fully booked!". "I believe that Earth in all the
dimensions was booked well full some 6,151,325,711,234,166,342,220
aeons ago take or leave a few years." He is checking all available
lists and at light speed the information passes in his mind.
The four beings are patiently waiting for the travel agent to finish.
"Ah, consider yourself lucky! I found you a last minute but that means
you have to depart within 3 hours after booking!", says the travel
agent smiling as he managed to find something. He sees another big
provision coming his way and he hopes he can sell some excursions in
the process too. That would rocket his bonus sky high.
"It is our hotel Iceland a 3-star hotel. It is not too bad, the
standards of this hotel are pretty good and nature is always in motion
there. You can see from up close how the four Elements create
sculptures of extreme beauty. You will be far from the rest of the
hotels, I cannot lie about that because hotel Iceland is a small
isle-hotel. It has Internet and TV though, so that should make up for
the position it lies in", the travel agent recites it all out loud as
it appears before his mind eye. "Oh and they have open-air swimming
pools which are nice and warm while it freezes outside. The volcanoes
heat the water and they have a constant supply of hot water. You going
to love heat over there and there is plenty of it".
"Good, we will take that!", Joe says to the travel agent. The other
beings behind him begin to chatter frantically and the travel agent
can see their joy as they see their holiday starts to become a
reality.
"It is a single room which is enough for four persons", says the
travel agent to Joe.
"We like to book this room please, says Joe to the travel agent.
"Ok, hotel Iceland is booked, which one of you two want to go as man
and who as woman?", asks the travel agent and Joe says, "I want to go
as a man, Roger will go as wife so we can fuck those two behind us
into hotel Iceland and we keep this group together this way". Roger
smiles as he starts to build images in his mind how the other two will
come into him and then out of him to Earth. Roger images stop in his
mind at the same time the travel agent says, "It is booked and those
other two, how do you like to go boy or girl?".
"They both want to be a man", says Joe to the travel agent and the
agent closes his eyes and when he opens them he says, "Good, it is
booked, the holiday is yours now and I need some details to fill in
but I booked it already in your name so no one can sell it while we
take care of the small details". The travel agent summons up the next
page of the booking list in his mind.
"Ok, you want to leave Earth after the great event I guess?", the
travel agent says and he sees Joe talking with his friends if this is
ok.
"Well, three of us can stay until after the event but I have to be
back just before the event, I am badly needed soon", says Joe,
"Besides I experienced it last time and there is no need to take up
place to experience it another time".
"Oh ok, did you have a special checkout in mind?", asks the travel
agent.
"Special checkout?"
"Yes, how do you want to leave your hotel and come back here? You can
jump of a bridge, or crash your car spectacular into some building, be
imaginative, make it grand and go out with a bang, that is what I
would do!" and immediately the travel agent becomes calm again and
feeling a bit ashamed that his imagination got hold of him. He coughs
and pulls a straight face.
"Oh ok, that, well hmmm no I'm not that flashy kind of type. Please
make it look like an accident.", Joe says.
"Ok, lets see, how about, you eat a sandwich with chopped liver and
onions and choke on it?".
"No thanks, I don't like the idea. It gives me a foul taste in my
mouth already", says Joe pulling a sour face. "Besides it is not
original." "Jump from the Empire State building and splatter yourself
all over the streets?, the travel agent suggests Joe while trying to
figure out his feelings as Joe nods no. The travel agent nods no in
unison with Joe, "bad idea."
"How about we sent in a comet which obliterates you completely in some
kind of freak coincidence? That should be a laugh, the other guests
will not know what happened!", the travel agent says with a big smile
on his face and he looks expectantly at Joe.
"Yes, that would be fun, I feel daring today, yes lets do that", and a
smile crosses Joe's face as he sees images of himself leaving Earth,
back to reality taken out by a comet. "There it is done" says the
travel agent as he programs the details into Joe.
"May I recommend some excursions to you? Do you want some excitements
while being there on your holiday? Or some relaxation? I can recommend
the exquisite tortures in the African and Middle Eastern hotels if you
like. They just redecorated them and filled them with new
technologies, you will love them!", says the travel agent. "Or how
about, sex sex, sex for the morning, sex for the evening, Amsterdam
and New York are the places to be. Those hotels can fulfil every sex
wish you can think of". The travel agent recites the lines as they
show up in his mind. "Full refund guarantee if you are not happy with
the excursion!"
Joe looks at the others. "I will consult with my friends, a moment
please".
The travel agent is looking at them and he smiles as they talk between
each other about doing excursions on their holiday.
"Maybe this helps you out a bit!", and the travel agent closes his
eyes and calls up a "added feature list" for destination Earth. He
then telepathically transmits this list into the four beings and
suddenly they start to chatter louder and much more intense as they
check the options on the list. The travel agent smiles, his tactic
never fails. When they start to decide to go for it or not, throw in
the added features, works all the time!
"Oh I want the instant enlightenment option on age 40, that would be
fun" says one of the beings. "Hmmm those torture rooms do look great.
I would love to experience pain in those, look at all those needles
and clasps. See how they burn and mutilate our physical containers, I
would love to try that", Joe said. "Give me sex, I want sex all sex
and more sex, maybe I want to make a video of it so I have a
souvenir", Roger yells excited.
Joe turns around to the travel agent who is patiently waiting behind
his desk.
"So you know what you want?" The travel agent looks at them and
smiles.
"Yes I think each one of us has found something to do".
"Ok, what excursions can I book you for?".
"Well for me, I like to try out that new torture place in hotel Iraq.
It looks awesome and those people from hotel America introduced some
exquisite new ways of torture I like to experience" Says Joe.
"Ok I will book you for a torture-session in Hotel Iraq. Do you want
your container badly mutilated, mildly mutilated or barely
scratched?", asks the travel agent.
"What does badly mutilated look like?", asks Joe a bit uncertain.
"Wait I'll transmit you some images". The being closes his eyes and
his face starts to move in a big smile as images of mutilated bodies
pass his eye. "That one!", he suddenly shouts out and transmits the
particular image back to the travel agent.
"Ah ok, so you want a missing eye, your penis cut off and no legs?".
Joe looks happy as his smile even gets bigger. "Yes, that looks great,
I can feel the excruciating pain already". Joe starts to feel fuzzy
and warm when thinking about his excursion into torture. The travel
agent smiles at Joe as he feels his happiness. "Good ok it is booked,
a torture-session in Hotel Iraq for you sir!", the travel agent is
happy. "Sir I must comment you on your great choice, you won't regret
it and it has a full guarantee refund here. If you are not happy with
your torture-session we will do a complete refund, this is our
guarantee!". "Also, the fact that you will leave our hotel by that
freak comet impact will make your stay extra nice because you don't
have to sit the most of your stay out with a crippled container. You
can do most with a perfect healthy container wile at the end of your
holiday you do the excursion in torture and not too long after that
you will checkout by our heaven sent comet", says the travel agent.
Joe smiles when the travel agent points him to this fact and he sees
in his mind how after a great torture session a comet will take him
out of the hotel back into reality. "Thank you travel agent, this
looks perfect!", Joe says thankfully and with a smile on his face as
he has seen the details of his holiday.
"Ok, who's next", the travel agent looks expectantly into the group
and then back at Joe as he is the voice for the group.
"Well sir, our Gene wants instant enlightenment at age 40, can this be
done?", asks Joe. The travel agent sees the being called Gene happily
nodding behind Joe.
"Oh yes absolutely, there is no problem with that now. We sent lots of
enlightenments to hotel India before but nowadays with the upcoming
event it doesn't matter anymore, we can give you instant enlightenment
in hotel South pole if you wanted to", the travel agent smiles and
closes his eyes. "There, it is done, booked one instant enlightenment
at age 40 for Gene". The being called Gene looks happy when he hears
that his excursion is booked and he thanks the travel agent.
"I want to book an excursion into the darker fantasies of sex for
Chris here, he likes to try that", Joe says while looking back at the
travel agent.. The travel agent sees the joy in the being called
Chris's face as his excursion is being booked.
"Do you want s-m, bondage, fetish?", asks the travel agent.
"He wants to try the options forced sex and sexual torture and
domination of the female sex under the s-m section", Joe says and the
travel agent lifts up his left eye in amazement.
"You are a true connoisseur my sir, I will have to book you for that
in hotel Amsterdam as they are more liberal in these kinds of
sex-acts", says the travel agent smiling. "Ok, it is done, one dark
sexfantasy into hotel Amserdam booked!".
"Who's next?", asks the travel agent and he waits for the last one to
express his wishes for the excursion.
"Hmmm Roger was thinking about becoming a Mother Theresa but now he
has changed his mind, he wants to be the sexslave of Chris!", says Joe
and the travel agent closes his eyes and goes into the booking which
appears in front of his eyes and he adjusts the excursion for Roger
who wants to be Chris's sexslave and books both of them into hotel
Amsterdam and both will be on the same excursion.
"Ok it is done", says the travel agent with a smile on his face. He
looks calm and friendly to the four beings sitting in front of him
with a big smile on his face. He feels the commission coming in big.
"Three of you will come back after the big event, one will come back
before that event. Joe will be hit by a comet in some kind of freak
accident", the travel agent mechanically sums up the details of the
holiday as he reads out loud what is on his list in his mind.
"One excursion into the torture chambers of Iraq. One trip into
instant enlightenment, oh I forgot, do you want to stay enlightened or
you like to frustratingly long back for that state? Then we give you
only a flash of it", says the travel agent to Joe.
"He wants to stay enlightened", Joe says.
"Oh right ok, done. Let's see, we got two excursions into Amsterdam
into dark erotic fantasies", ok that settles it, the excursions are
booked.", says the travel agent happy.
"All is booked and ready oh before I forget, do you want a wakeup call
several years before leaving or do you go out unknowingly and live to
the last second on Earth?" says the travel agent to Joe. "No, I don't
need a wakeup call, let me go with a big surprise, that would be fun".
Joe Says. "Ok, I noted it down and for you three, you don't need
anything, right after the big event you will be here anyway as Earth
will not exist anymore in physicality". The travel agent is happy that
he booked them into Earth. This will be a fat bonus as he managed to
fit those four into an incredible full Earth..
"I will transfer a brochure of your holiday destination into your
mind so you can study it a bit and see what it means for you.
"Intergalactic Holliday Inc." advices you to carefully read this
brochure before entering Earth and its physicality because it will
make your visit much more enjoyable.
The travel agent extends his hand to Joe and says, "Ok, the two who
have to go now to the hotel can stay here, the other two we will see
back in approximately 21 years from now. You two will be born to you
two", the travel agent points at Joe and Roger, "so that you stick
together as a group and all occupy the same room. I wish you a very
happy holiday and enjoy the upcoming event!
Joe shakes the hand of the travel agent and he and Roger greet the
other two farewell while they leave the office. "See you soon", Roger
says to the vanishing friends.
"Well, if you kindly would step this way, the transfer to your hotel
will be instantly", says the travel agent and together they walk to a
cubicle.
"Let me check the charts for a moment, please do stand in the cubicle
while awaiting the conjuncture of transference", says the travel agent
and he looks at the star charts in his mind. He sees the sun, Venus,
Earth, Jupiter and he enters the data of the booking form.
Two lines appear on his view screen and they start to move together.
When they reach a specific point over Earth he pushes the button and
in a flash the cubicle is empty. "We forget who we are?", Joe shouts
out loud as he read it in the brochure on page 1 line 1 just before he
zaps away.
The travel agent sees a beam of energy entering the Earth at Iceland
in a hospital at the exact time that a boy and a girl are being born.
"Happy Holliday and we'll hope to see you back again when you decide
to book another holiday", the travel agent thinks to them and he
turns around. He sees that 2 beings have come into his office. "Be
right with you", he says while filling his small cup with fresh
energy. He is happy because he knows he earned himself a big
commission and he finishes his cup. Then he starts to walk to the two
beings at his desk. While he sits down he looks at a poster on the
wall which shows in bright golden letters "King's Palace Earth". The
travel agent smiles, just one spot free and with the next sale he
could well be on his way to there, one spot free!
"Good day what can I do for you?".
mar...@gmail.com
Cheers,
mars