A tribute to Vanier, done in non-breaking form as a remembrance of his old posting style
Gordon
I remember when Vanier first started posting here. He and Judi were
something of an item back then and they would tag team assault anyone that
posted in the group. Then Bruce came along and stole Judi's heart, and
they conspired to have Vanier arrested and so he was. I think he spent
four or five months in the hoosegow over that, boy was he pissed. Angry
at Bruce, angry at Judi, angry at his relatives, he became an oozing sore
of upset bitterness. He used to brag about getting BJ's from Judi but he
wouldn't let her kiss him, something to do with rancid breath. He loved
to belittle, in fact he never seemed happier then when he was pissing &
moaning over someone or some upset from long ago that he just couldn't put
to rest. He started claiming he was going to bring crime statistics to
zero, and for awhile crime stats did go down which whipped him into a real
"told you so" frenzy. This dip in crime became the definitive proof in
the pudding for his claim of enlightenment. He used it relentlessly,
slapping the face of everyone he could with his whiskey soaked
enlightenment, all from the comfortable seclusion of his government
provided apartment. These were certainly his best of times as he wore the
masks of drunk guru and frustrated process server. His need for an
audience kept the group fed with his rambling posts, and even some
entertaining video work. Who doesn't remember with fondness his Clark
Kent/Superman video. Yet for all his enlightenment he wasn't able to drop
his hurt feelings toward his family, a family deserving his constant
verbal abuse for the simple reason they would not or could not admit that
it was "they" who were dysfunctional, and not him as they insisted. He
used to say "you're only as sick as your secrets" and based on that he
figured that saying whatever popped into his head was more proof that he
wasn't holding anything back, that he wasn't a sick little ego like the
rest of us "maggots" (his favorite name for everyone outside himself).
Though shortly after admitting to a same sex tryout with his older brother
he dropped that schtick and moved on to more fanciful claims. He was
intensely caught up in detecting secret messages in the strangest of
places. He used to read meaning from the shades and windows in buildings,
in the eyes of celebrity photo's in the rags at the check-outs in grocery
stores, as well as finding intricate messages embedded into 72dpi web
images. It almost seemed as though the more ridiculous the idea the more
he embraced it, and it was during this phase of things that he began to
slip deeper into the machinations of his own crossed wires. Soon he was
telling us he had transported the entirety of the planet Earth, people,
animals, plants, dirt, the whole enchilada to another area of the
universe, to a Ring World which he created using the powers of his
enlightenment. The proof of this fantastic claim could be confirmed,
according to him, by simply looking into the sky at night to see for
yourself that all of the familiar stars were gone, except oddly enough for
some fifty or so. Anyone who tried to suggest they could see lots of
stars in the sky were identified as liars in denial. The point of all
this Ring World willy-nilly was never made clear though because it was
during this time that Vanier lost his comfy government provided apartment
and was forced to live on the streets from out of his car. This change in
circumstance turned out to be fortuitous for his cross wires as it forced
him to mingle with a select group of "down & outers", or "crazies" by
social standards and it was here that he found a new audience in which to
hawk his guru-ness. Having found an alternative set of ears to toot his
guru horn at, playing to a set of characters he could more easily dominate
with tales of power and enlightenment. He became less and less in need of
the little backwater cesspool of maggots that once kept his ego wheels
greased. And that pretty much brings us up to the present moment of
things. A time of ceremonial parting of seas so to speak, when the things
of the past slip ever quicker into the indistinct greyness of distant
perspectives. I for one salute the whole thing for what it was thought to
be, for what it wanted to be, and for knowing all the while it was never
as it seemed. So with the shadowy graveyard of things remembered
stretching out before me I turn and make my way into a past not yet born,
at the horizon of once upon a time.
Man in Black
*******SPV.........I only gave it a glance but did you mention the
stars missing from the night sky? With all that bullshit, I wonder
why, nothing is said of the one thing you find impossible to deny?
Man in Black
>
> - Show quoted text -
********SPV.....And Gordon you act like murder and rape is not down
90%....FBI.gov will tell you so.
So what is your bitch......Is this the best you can do to say you were
wrong, to say you were sorry for being such a smuck? What is it you
are really trying to say here? That what I claimed and who I am can
be just put aside by you being and forever an asshole about the truth?
One thing is certain.....I was perfectly correct and you are a
coward. And what broke it between us? I asked you man to man to tell
the world what you see when you look into a clear night sky and you
just balked at the truth. That and nothing else broke it between us.
You couldn't handle the truth. You weren't man enough to tell the
truth.
~~~AllisonWonderland~~~
~~~AllisonWonderland~~~:
Gordon, THIS IS EXCELLENT! I'm impressed by the eloquence, and stunned by
the accuracy.
BTW, Blake graduated this week from University of Colorado at Boulder. Got
his degree in engineering. It just goes to prove that the "offspring sprung
higher than what it was sprung offa!" (Da Kingfish on Amos&Andy).
And so now where does that leave the GooRoovee? "He libin' in a stucco
covered homeless shelter, where it's the stucco, and he's da stuckee!"
(Another Da Kingfish of Amos&Andy).
And more news, there is a NEW messiah that has been charged with sex crimes.
Looks like he is going to be put away for a while. And another messiah, the
one from FLDS has been arrested for assisting a statutory rape.
I can't help but think that NOW is the time for the GooRoovee to make a
comeback. The world is indeed in need of a NEW messiah. All he'd have to do
is grow a full head of LONG hair, and a beard, and VOILA', he'd be "On the
road again!" (Willie Nelson)
Alas... (and sigh) :)
Well, it's about time for me to gather up the ~~~AllisonWonderCats~~~ and
head home from a vacation for my socks and me here in beautiful downtown
Burmuda.
Press UNO for English!
--
Heh heh heh heh :) (Not genuine ~~~AW~~~ without this chuckle)
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http://www.livingston.net/allison1/index.htm
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"Gordon" <gor...@onceuponaguy.com> wrote in message
news:op.uax6ifokz0mer0@john...
you've got a great writing style
Gordon
wrote:
Gordon: Here are the stats fresh off of FBI.gov:
In 2006, there were an estimated 92,455 forcible rapes reported to law
enforcement, a 2.0-percent decrease from the 2005 estimate.
When compared with 2002 data, the estimated number of forcible rapes
decreased 2.9 percent; when compared with 1997 data, the number of
forcible rape offenses declined 3.8 percent.
The rate of forcible rapes in 2006 was estimated at 60.9 offenses per
100,000 female inhabitants, a 2.9-percent decrease when compared with the
2005 estimate of 62.7 forcible rapes per 100,000 female inhabitants.
Based on the number of rape offenses reported to the UCR Program in 2006,
rapes by force comprised 91.9 percent of reported rape offenses, and
assaults to rape attempts accounted for 8.1 percent of reported rape
offenses. This equated to 56.0 rapes by force per 100,000 female
inhabitants and 4.9 assaults to rape attempts per 100,000 females in 2006.
Gordon: So now what, so much for pretending like murder and rape is down
90%.
>
> So what is your bitch......Is this the best you can do to say you were
> wrong, to say you were sorry for being such a smuck? What is it you
> are really trying to say here? That what I claimed and who I am can
> be just put aside by you being and forever an asshole about the truth?
Gordon: I'm the best friend you ever had, and you'd know it if you weren't
so cross wired. But not to worry, you can be all the maggot you really
are and that's fine by me.
>
> One thing is certain.....I was perfectly correct and you are a
> coward. And what broke it between us? I asked you man to man to tell
> the world what you see when you look into a clear night sky and you
> just balked at the truth. That and nothing else broke it between us.
> You couldn't handle the truth. You weren't man enough to tell the
> truth.
Gordon: The least you could do is be man enough to remember me being man
enough to tell you the truth about your little fantasy bullshit, or are
you going to balk like you always do and go into girlie denial?
Well it was nice to hear from you again, just knowing you're still full of
piss & vinegar is a good thing I suppose. I'd write more but I've got to
get ready to go into town to go see that Iron Man movie. Anyway, you take
care until we talk again and watch out for those crossed wires. :)
Gordon
Gordon: Just keeping it real for my friends.
Gordon
wrote:
> On May 10, 10:52 am, Gordon <gor...@onceuponaguy.com> wrote:
Gordon: Well if you want to know if I mentioned something I guess you'll
just have to knuckle down and see for yourself. I can't be holding your
hand for every little thing.
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"Man in Black" <mdeta...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:0d5cc795-3209-48df...@d45g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
****SPV.....And Gordon you act like murder and rape is
not down 90%....FBI.gov will tell you so.
you trust the fbi ? you think that they
would say that crime was up ?
>So what is your bitch
your flat out refusal to post
any winning lottery numbers
>......Is this the best you can do to say you were
wrong, to say you were sorry for being such a smuck?
smuck schmuck, give us
the numbers.
> What is it you
>are really trying to say here?
*****winning lottery numbers.******
say it with me.
>One thing is certain
only one ?
>.....I was perfectly correct
that's the only uncertain thing
dead
every nigga gota nigga. whats wrong with this world is its all so
crazy how do you know what is and isn't bad anymore. they say america
is "free" because there are so many mind fuckers out to get you
atleast you get to choose. this is the corner some are backed into
because the negative kids and the negotiators pretending to be
tolerant of "differences" don't offer a "something" to fight for or
believe in. that's the problem, freedom of voice and religion has no
freedom to standardize the truth, and in america every one wanting to
do so is just another voice of religious craze.. trying to play the
game to their own advantage over everyone else under guise of a mass
controlled media propoganda to play to democracy.
dead
>
> - Show quoted text -
it's another horizon to reach. the world wasn't better before it was
very much like one world your born in is the world you die in, now we
have to make effort to keep our mind prisons secure around us like
it's a personal choice or personal insanity.
and personal creativity is heard within the general kook stuff. kids
are born thinking life is all about making up bullshit to these
parents now days, if the parent is "free thinking" enough to let the
kid make it up for himself it is still based on the basic principle of
"anything goes man!"... there is this underlying fuzzy thinkers
approach to everything kind of dominating from behind whatever scenes
there are, and i bet even if the kid is like hitler the parents will
be pampering his beliefs, the kid doesn't have to buy into the
anything-goes mentality like his parents they might simply use it to
thrive in their own idealogy like extremists using multicultural-
sloguns to buy their way into the democratic loophole.
dead
the world is like frankenstein and the creators are bad doctors, you
might even find a nose stitched on an ass (or two)..... its real ugly,
but its real fun too, you can ride with it if you treat it like a
phase maybe you can feel lucky to experience it all goin' on right now
but we might only just be entering the dark ages... everyone makes it
up as they go along, i think it iwll become more obvious how that is
happening, and we might find evolution take the opportunity in this
movement to make a move.
Gordon
Gordon: So why do you call yourself "dead"?
dead
Gordon
Gordon: What's a guy supposed to make of that?
Gordon
Gordon: Vanier thought so too but didn't want to admit it, so he did the
cowardly thing and went into denial. But that's ok, I forgive him.
dead
Barbee
<allis...@livingston.net> wrote:
> ~~~AllisonWonderland~~~:
> Gordon, THIS IS EXCELLENT! I'm impressed by the eloquence, and stunned by
> the accuracy.
It was a stunning recap of the highlights of "As the Guru Turns"...
(applauding) .... :-)
>
> BTW, Blake graduated this week from University of Colorado at Boulder. Got
> his degree in engineering.
Actually, Blake graduated with a Bachelor and Masters in Aerospace
Engineering, Major in Aerospace Engineering, Minor in Physics, Magma
Cum Laude !
> It just goes to prove that the "offspring sprung
> higher than what it was sprung offa!"
I wonder if Blake created Ring World, as a place for his father to
live?
> And more news, there is a NEW messiah that has been charged with sex crimes.
> Looks like he is going to be put away for a while. And another messiah, the
> one from FLDS has been arrested for assisting a statutory rape.
> I can't help but think that NOW is the time for the GooRoovee to make a
> comeback.
Yes, with Warren Jeffs residing behind bars, and Wayne Bent (aka
Michael Travesser) recently joining him for a few days.....the door to
Messiah fame is OPEN!
>
> Alas... (and sigh) :)
You might enjoy reading this, James:
>
> Well, it's about time for me to gather up the ~~~AllisonWonderCats~~~ and
> head home from a vacation for my socks and me here in beautiful downtown
> Burmuda.
Hope you all used lots of sunscreen! ;-)
>
~~~AllisonWonderland~~~
> It was a stunning recap of the highlights of "As the Guru Turns"...
> (applauding) .... :-)
~~~AllisonWonderland~~~:
HAY Barbee, THERE you ARE! :)
B:
> Actually, Blake graduated with a Bachelor and Masters in Aerospace
> Engineering, Major in Aerospace Engineering, Minor in Physics, Magma
> Cum Laude !
~~~AW~~~:
I'm IMPRESSED. No, HONEST! :)
B:
> I wonder if Blake created Ring World, as a place for his father to live?
~~~AW~~~:
I doubt it. BUT, he might NOW be able to afford both a jacket and a trailer
for the GooRoovee to sleep in and under.
B:
> Yes, with Warren Jeffs residing behind bars, and Wayne Bent (aka
> Michael Travesser) recently joining him for a few days.....the door to
> Messiah fame is OPEN!
~~~AW~~~:
Now the only problem is the "long hair"... Can't be a "mess-iah" widoudt
long hair! :)
B:
> You might enjoy reading this, James:
> http://strongcity.info/
> Hope you all used lots of sunscreen! ;-)
~~~AW~~~:
I didn't. Got sunburned ALL over (except for my hands which had socks on
them).
Have you ever smoked any Burmuda Grass? :)
~~~AllisonWonderland~~~
> Gordon: Vanier thought so too but didn't want to admit it, so he did the
> cowardly thing and went into denial. But that's ok, I forgive him.
~~~AllisonWonderland~~~:
The reason that he did the cowardly thing and went into denial is because
he's enlightened with a capital "E". I'm hoping he'll get over it soon. :)
Press UNO of English.
Barbee
<allis...@livingston.net> wrote:
> Barbee:
>
> > It was a stunning recap of the highlights of "As the Guru Turns"...
> > (applauding) .... :-)
>
> ~~~AllisonWonderland~~~:
> HAY Barbee, THERE you ARE! :)
HAY James, yes, here I am, fresh pixels and all!
>
> B:
>
> > Actually, Blake graduated with a Bachelor and Masters in Aerospace
> > Engineering, Major in Aerospace Engineering, Minor in Physics, Magma
> > Cum Laude !
>
> ~~~AW~~~:
> I'm IMPRESSED. No, HONEST! :)
Yes, me too! And now, he is free to pursue his career as a
Professional Motorcycle Racer.... ;-)
> ~~~AW~~~:
> I doubt it. BUT, he might NOW be able to afford both a jacket and a trailer
> for the GooRoovee to sleep in and under.
Well, like the Sorels and wool socks sent to him, as he was drooling
over the Naropa Monks same footwear, and then was unhappy because he
did not receive Red Wings instead...... a jacket and/or a trailer
would not be up to his standards.
>
> ~~~AW~~~:
> Now the only problem is the "long hair"... Can't be a "mess-iah" widoudt
> long hair! :
Now this dude Michael has the walk and the talk....as well as the
harem and the hair!
> ~~~AW~~~:
> I didn't. Got sunburned ALL over (except for my hands which had socks on
> them).
And which two socks were lucky enough to vacation in Bermuda with you
and cats ?
>
> Have you ever smoked any Burmuda Grass? :)
Can't say that I have, but I've pulled plenty of it out of my
lawn....on a smokin hot day. Does that count as a yes?
~~~AllisonWonderland~~~
> HAY James, yes, here I am, fresh pixels and all!
~~~AllisonWonderland~~~:
And have you noticed that Gordon, YOU, and this guy "dead" have kind of all
of a sudden revivified this lil' ol' back-water cess-pool for the terminally
up-fucked? And all of a sudden mon little petit Epiphany has reappeared.
I've been going to respond to Piph, but the time just hasn't yet been right.
Also, I have to say that this guy (if indeed it is a guy) "dead" rivals
Murana (Sarah/Reuben) for being into superstitions and other useless offal.
It MIGHT be time for Myraide to reappear, and get his mind off of the
ankh&kunte, and back on his navel&crotch where it belongs! :)
B:
> Yes, me too! And now, he is free to pursue his career as a
> Professional Motorcycle Racer.... ;-)
~~~AW~~~:
Is that what "the little ungrateful booger" (GRv) is REALLY into?
B:
> Well, like the Sorels and wool socks sent to him, as he was drooling
> over the Naropa Monks same footwear, and then was unhappy because he
> did not receive Red Wings instead...... a jacket and/or a trailer
> would not be up to his standards.
~~~AW~~~:
I don't think that they weren't up to his "standards". I think that he's
just a complainer at heart. I mean, he'd probably bitch if they hung him
with a NEW rope! :)
B:
> Now this dude Michael has the walk and the talk....as well as the harem
and the hair!
~~~AW~~~:
Yeah, but he's probably going to end up showering and doing the hokey-pokey
with Warren in the end. :)
B:
> And which two socks were lucky enough to vacation in Bermuda with you
> and cats ?
~~~AW~~~:
HAY, just because I had a sock on each hand doesn't mean they were the same
two socks allez time.
B:
> Can't say that I have, but I've pulled plenty of it out of my
> lawn....on a smokin hot day. Does that count as a yes?
~~~AW~~~:
Only if you put it in a "ZipLock" baggie, and sold it to a "holey" man in
the shower at the OMXA in Boulder.
Well, wouldn't you know it. RAIN again today. And I've got some wood cutting
and painting to do too. Oh well, I can always use the rest.
And have you noticed? No one said a word about the "ZIP-EX-S-I-L"? I mean,
just WHAT in the HELL does one have to DO to get a little recognition around
this gawd-forsaken place? :)
Anyway, hope you are well, and that you don't have a "single" care in the
world. (there's another clue for you all)
dead
<allis...@livingston.net> wrote:
> Barbee:
>
> > HAY James, yes, here I am, fresh pixels and all!
>
> ~~~AllisonWonderland~~~:
> And have you noticed that Gordon, YOU, and this guy "dead" have kind of all
> of a sudden revivified this lil' ol' back-water cess-pool for the terminally
> up-fucked? And all of a sudden mon little petit Epiphany has reappeared.
> I've been going to respond to Piph, but the time just hasn't yet been right.
> Also, I have to say that this guy (if indeed it is a guy) "dead" rivals
> Murana (Sarah/Reuben) for being into superstitions and other useless offal.
> It MIGHT be time for Myraide to reappear, and get his mind off of the
> ankh&kunte, and back on his navel&crotch where it belongs! :)
>
So I had a vision in my minds eye of "Reuben" my dying friends name
and thought Allison has something to say today. do you think i am
Blind drunk? anyway, the thought of myraide returning is sickening
(in a bad way).
what goes around... and im probably deserving of what came. and she
probably had her own heart problems, which manifested like they do.
"Do it again." the voices were telling me this for a week.
MrM
MrM: Another clue huh? I got a clue not long ago when you wrote
that Charles Collins, the young man who SPV tried to seduce, was one
of your socks. As I recall a certain individual by the name of
Gnaustica also fessed to writing Charles Collins. Now what's up with
that? Has Gnaustica actually been writing AllisonWonderland all
along?
dead
G is M except after A?
dead
good morning america! im not even gonna read my wrote last night im
going straight to bed again.
~~~AllisonWonderland~~~
> Another clue huh?
> I got a clue not long ago when you wrote that Charles Collins,
> the young man who SPV tried to seduce, was one of your socks.
> As I recall a certain individual by the name of
> Gnaustica also fessed to writing Charles Collins.
> Now what's up with that?
> Has Gnaustica actually been writing AllisonWonderland all
> along?
~~~AllisonWonderland~~~:
It's all a hoax. Always has been, always will be! :)
dead
sock puppets, meat puppets, vegan puppets... all kinds to make your
experience wondermus and as awful as you dare to love. :P
dead
>
> - Show quoted text -
if you make a violin joke i will cut you.
Barbee
> ~~~AllisonWonderland~~~:
> And have you noticed that Gordon, YOU, and this guy "dead" have kind of all
> of a sudden revivified this lil' ol' back-water cess-pool for the terminally
> up-fucked? And all of a sudden mon little petit Epiphany has reappeared.
> I've been going to respond to Piph, but the time just hasn't yet been right.
> Also, I have to say that this guy (if indeed it is a guy) "dead" rivals
> Murana (Sarah/Reuben) for being into superstitions and other useless offal.
> It MIGHT be time for Myraide to reappear, and get his mind off of the
> ankh&kunte, and back on his navel&crotch where it belongs! :)
I must admit to not being one of the most proliferate posters in this
group, however I do occasionally make a point to read the writs of
certain posters besides Stephen and you: "dead" is not one of them.
Some of the old stuff back a couple years or more was extremely
entertaining....what comes to mind is the re-writing of the Beverly
Hillbillies theme song. :-)
> ~~~AW~~~:
> Is that what "the little ungrateful booger" (GRv) is REALLY into?
Not SPV! Blake enjoys the extreme sports, and is good at them.
> ~~~AW~~~:
> I don't think that they weren't up to his "standards". I think that he's
> just a complainer at heart. I mean, he'd probably bitch if they hung him
> with a NEW rope! :)
Even a "designer" rope? :-)
> ~~~AW~~~:
> Yeah, but he's probably going to end up showering and doing the hokey-pokey
> with Warren in the end. :)
His flock bailed him out. He went on a hunger strike, and so did they,
and he felt compelled to accept bail, so they wouldn't starve.....
> ~~~AW~~~:
> Only if you put it in a "ZipLock" baggie, and sold it to a "holey" man in
> the shower at the OMXA in Boulder.
Alas, then the answer is no.
>
> Well, wouldn't you know it. RAIN again today. And I've got some wood cutting
> and painting to do too. Oh well, I can always use the rest.
We are having a heat wave here....the first of the summer. The
offshore winds are making it stinking hot. When I drove my son to
school this morning, it was 86 degrees.....at 7:30 a.m. :-(
>
> And have you noticed? No one said a word about the "ZIP-EX-S-I-L"? I mean,
> just WHAT in the HELL does one have to DO to get a little recognition around
> this gawd-forsaken place? :)
>
> Anyway, hope you are well, and that you don't have a "single" care in the
> world. (there's another clue for you all)
Things are going along swimmingly here, sharks in the water, and all.
~~~AllisonWonderland~~~
> I must admit to not being one of the most proliferate posters in this
> group, however I do occasionally make a point to read the writs of
> certain posters besides Stephen and you: "dead" is not one of them.
~~~AllisonWonderland~~~:
I know what you mean.
B:
> Some of the old stuff back a couple years or more was extremely
> entertaining....what comes to mind is the re-writing of the Beverly
> Hillbillies theme song. :-)
~~~AW~~~:
There might just be some more memorable times to be had just ahead. I hear
from my dresser drawer that there might be yet another plot a"foot", so to
speak!
B:
> Not SPV! Blake enjoys the extreme sports, and is good at them.
~~~AW~~~:
When I put "(GRv)", I meant it as an acknowledgement of the quote. I don't
know that Stevie has actually used the words "little ungrateful booger", but
it conveys the attitude that the GRv has written with reference to Balke,
and "The Great Sleeping Under The Trailer Without A Jacket, In Seventy
Degree Below Zero Weather".
B:
> Even a "designer" rope? :-)
~~~AW~~~:
He's just a natural born loser/complainer.
His position now is tragic.
He'd love to be a magician.
All he's lacking is the magic.
B:
> His flock bailed him out. He went on a hunger strike, and so did they,
> and he felt compelled to accept bail, so they wouldn't starve.....
~~~AW~~~:
Lucky for THEM! :) Pass the pizza.
B:
> Alas, then the answer is no.
~~~AW~~~:
"Just as we thought. May I see your passport please. Hmmmmmmm Doesn't look a
bit like you, now does it?"
B:
> We are having a heat wave here....the first of the summer. The
> offshore winds are making it stinking hot. When I drove my son to
> school this morning, it was 86 degrees.....at 7:30 a.m. :-(
~~~AW~~~:
Dog Days. It's a tad cooler here at the present, but VERY humid. If one gets
over exerted, one perspires. THEN the perspiration won't evaporate, and so
one gets to feeling "clammy". Takes a shower, and a dry T-Shirt to get over
it.
B:
> Things are going along swimmingly here, sharks in the water, and all.
~~~AW~~~:
You don't want to go near no feeding frenzy either. Also, watchout for the
Pirhana.
Well, things are going along as well as possible here. The cats are fine,
the plants are fine, the house is fine, the car is fine. I'm doing VERY
well, very well indeed.
Hope this finds you zooming right along.