Now just a few more.
svanier
The next guy that teases me and does not do what they say is going to
feel the full wrath of the right hand man. No more making the fool out
of the son. Did you know what I am? God burned the Star of Daivd in
the palm of my right hand. That's my sling throwing hand. That the
iron rod hand. The right hand of God is the enforcer arm of God upon
Earth. Please feel free to test me for I have nothing to do and many,
many toys to figure out how they work so I will experiment on living
subjects and my enemies and your enemies. Terrorism is to stop right
now or the bombs will blow up in their hands and in the hands of their
children and the arms of their wives. Violence must stop and stop right
now. If you war now you war against me and God and God is great and you
will be the enemy of God. Allah. I looked Ben Laden in the eyes on the
web and I yelled at him. "STop it now." Time to stop and stop it will
or I will stop you seriously and immediately. I give fair warning and
then you will be exterminated. That's all I got was a fair warning and
threats. But this time you get a fair warning and then death. I got no
time to screw around with this.
I went to the coffee shop and at the crosswalk a cop goes by at about 70
in town to say that I am going rather fast. Or they were moving fast.
I went to the coffee shop and 1/2 the people there looked at their watch
when I walked in for coffee. The windows at the ashram are all boarded
up because they should be pulling the pictures down today.
No more wiseacring around. Now we will pick up the pace of the work and
it is a good thing I went slow at first so everyone could catch up.
The News crew is invited and there will be room. You have my permission
to put anything you want into the paper. They will not believe but it
is the greatest story in town. I have two churches that would like me
to be their spiritual advisor for a switch to Jesus Christ as taught by
Stephen Christ the only real Master in literally hundreds of years. The
only real Christ Consciousness in the world at the moment. All bold
statements and all very much true. You guys still don't know what you
have here.
I have the only Buddhafield in the world and without me your religion is
voodoo. Over there they do it wrong and over here we do it with Jesus'
blessing and sanction. And over here I can bring Jesus to talk to you
after 2,000 years and he will visit. How you like those apples. Jesus
will come and give a lesson and he is to be respected. I just have to
figure out how to bridge the language barrier.
So call me Stephen.
So I am not screwing around. When can I go order my car? If you pull a
Gurumayi on me you are never going to be talked to again. I will give
the lessons today to show you the deal to a bunch of you and your boards
and you should be getting the boards of the other churches together so
they can sample the goods. Then you either sign up or go fish.
I want to order that car no later than late next week. If you have not
decided or got your shit together then our deal is off and you are out
of first position. I want that car asap for ordering. I will need a
letter of authorization that you will be responsible for the entire
amount for one fully loaded Boxiter for travelling around town.
So either get it going or get it stopping but do something. All this
shit should have been done days ago.
~~~AllisonWonderland~~~
> There is no more putting it off and there is no more to hell with him.
> The next guy that teases me and does not do what they say is going to
> feel the full wrath of the right hand man.
~~~AllisonWonderland~~~:
Ouuuuuu, ouuuuu!!! ME... ME!!! And all I have to do is rub two pieces of
sand paper together, and go Naaa, naaaa, naaaa, na Naaaaaa, naaaaa?
s:
> No more making the fool out of the son.
~~~AW~~~:
I just want to be helpful... :)
s:
> Did you know what I am? God burned the Star of Daivd in
> the palm of my right hand. That's my sling throwing hand. That the
> iron rod hand. The right hand of God is the enforcer arm of God upon
> Earth.
~~~AW~~~:
You go GIRL! :) I feel the same way when I'm caressing my .357 Magnum! :)
s:
> Please feel free to test me for I have nothing to do and many,
> many toys to figure out how they work so I will experiment on living
> subjects and my enemies and your enemies. Terrorism is to stop right
> now or the bombs will blow up in their hands and in the hands of their
> children and the arms of their wives.
~~~AW~~~:
A little late to "predict"... It's already happening. I tell you, them
IslamicFundies are a mess.
s:
> Violence must stop and stop right now.
~~~AW~~~:
And "...pigs FLY out of your ass up-side-down!" as Gordon is wont to say.
s:
> If you war now you war against me and God and God is great and you
> will be the enemy of God. Allah. I looked Ben Laden in the eyes on the
> web and I yelled at him. "STop it now." Time to stop and stop it will
> or I will stop you seriously and immediately. I give fair warning and
> then you will be exterminated. That's all I got was a fair warning and
> threats. But this time you get a fair warning and then death. I got no
> time to screw around with this.
~~~AW~~~:
StPehen, the next time you do something like this, try it with your thumb up
your ass, it makes the image&scene all the MORE ridiculous. And in the final
edit, we could add some canned laughter when you do this yelling at your
monitor. That IS what you were aiming for, wasn't it? WELL, WASN'T IT?
s:
> I went to the coffee shop and at the crosswalk a cop goes by at about 70
> in town to say that I am going rather fast. Or they were moving fast.
> I went to the coffee shop and 1/2 the people there looked at their watch
> when I walked in for coffee. The windows at the ashram are all boarded
> up because they should be pulling the pictures down today.
~~~AW~~~:
You didn't chicken out, did you? WELL, DID YOU?
s:
> No more wiseacring around. Now we will pick up the pace of the work and
> it is a good thing I went slow at first so everyone could catch up.
> The News crew is invited and there will be room. You have my permission
> to put anything you want into the paper. They will not believe but it
> is the greatest story in town. I have two churches that would like me
> to be their spiritual advisor for a switch to Jesus Christ as taught by
> Stephen Christ the only real Master in literally hundreds of years. The
> only real Christ Consciousness in the world at the moment. All bold
> statements and all very much true. You guys still don't know what you
> have here.
~~~AW~~~:
I know I don't!...
s:
> I have the only Buddhafield in the world and without me your religion is
> voodoo. Over there they do it wrong and over here we do it with Jesus'
> blessing and sanction. And over here I can bring Jesus to talk to you
> after 2,000 years and he will visit. How you like those apples. Jesus
> will come and give a lesson and he is to be respected. I just have to
> figure out how to bridge the language barrier.
~~~AW~~~:
Seriously here StPehen... About bridging the language barrier, I have a
GREAT idea... You should might learn English. Almost everyone knows English
or knows someone who knows English. But the idea of you going over there and
giving them a lesson or two, is GREAT! I can see it all now... The Border
between Pakistan&Afghanistan, a pudgy, bald-headed, old, alcoholic climbing
a mountain trail where he comes face to face with 6'-5" tall, Osama, dressed
all in White, and surrounded by his twelve AlQaeda ninja-types, dressed in
all Black, and carrying automatic weapons... At last... A face-off between
the XtianBuddhaField, and the IslamicFundyJihad. And the XB staggers/limps
up to the IF, and says "STOP THIS! RIGHT N-O-W!"
Boy! That's intense! Fortunately it was only on a computer screen. After
all, this IS a fiction, isn't it? WELL, ISN'T IT?
S:
> So call me Stephen.
> So I am not screwing around. When can I go order my car? If you pull a
> Gurumayi on me you are never going to be talked to again. I will give
> the lessons today to show you the deal to a bunch of you and your boards
> and you should be getting the boards of the other churches together so
> they can sample the goods. Then you either sign up or go fish.
> I want to order that car no later than late next week. If you have not
> decided or got your shit together then our deal is off and you are out
> of first position. I want that car asap for ordering. I will need a
> letter of authorization that you will be responsible for the entire
> amount for one fully loaded Boxiter for travelling around town.
> So either get it going or get it stopping but do something. All this
> shit should have been done days ago.
~~~AW~~~:
And then you see? You just fumbled the ball before you get to the center
stripe... This was going alright right up to where you said: "So call me
StPehen..."
Anyway, this latest bit of "omnipotent" megalomania is a bit too
WalterMitty-esque to be taken seriously...
And I see that your bi-polar cycle has apparently bottomed out, and the
roller-coaster ride to mania has begun to RISE eggzactly as I predicted. By
tomorrow, you'll be star-craving MAD! It'll be GLORIOUS! Screaming at the
monitor... Stirring up some BoulderHash w/ burnt Asparagus. You know... All
kinds of THRILLING stuff.
Tune in later today for the adventures of... Brought to you by... Till
then...
Heh heh heh heh :)
Reverend Al
> There is no more putting it off and there is no more to hell with him.
> The next guy that teases me and does not do what they say is going to
> feel the full wrath of the right hand man.
Nya nya nya. Veneer, Veneer, Veneer!
