Dustbin k0oK in new complete techno-fuckup
Kadaitcha Man
Dustbin's famous words in this summary are, "Your knowledge concerning
technical topics speaks volumes".
Original poster:
'I'm trying to format my hard drive with my recovery/ boot disk. I put the
CD in the drive (I made sure the CD drive was the primary in the BIOS setup)
restarted the computer but it will not go the recovery CD when prompted
during startup when it says "press any key to boot from CD". What gives?'
Dustbin misses the runway on his first attempt:
'See my reply further in the thread. It lists a few things you can try.
You can also substitute enter for spacebar. ctrl,alt and various other
special keys are not counted during that startup. I don't believe it
responds to esc either.'
Me to Dustbin: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dustbin misses the runway again but fails to pull up in time, leaving a
trail of burning wreckage:
'And there is your problem. You ARE booting from the Cd but it will not
install. Correct? If SP2 is already on your machine you will need to
slipstream SP2 into your install CD.'
Me to Dustbin: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dustbin, in flames, to me:
'Your knowledge concerning technical topics speaks volumes'
Me to OP:
'Erm... the dots you see are a countdown, indicating the keystrokes are
/not/ being seen. Do you, by any stretch of the imagination, have USB
keyboard? And if you do have a USB keyboard, is the BIOS option set on to
support legacy USB devices, by any stretch of the imagination?'
OP to me:
'I set the keyboard in the BIOS to legacy enabled. This allowed me to
finally
boot up to the CD drive on start-up.'
<turns to Dustbin>
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Dustin Cook
Awe.. didn't I make a similiar suggestion, KM? Yes yes I did. I stated
it wasn't seeing his keypresses, suggested several things he could try.
And apparently I was right, he's using a usb keyboard and the bios
didn't have legacy USB support turned on.
I'm not going to paste a google.com url for it, I'll let you look it
up.
So umm, how did I make a techno-fuckup exactly KM? Your trolling skills
are not upto par today, old dickless.
> <turns to Dustbin>
> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why are you laughing, we were both right....Doh.. you know that. Will
this be another reply, snipped and entirely unread?
Regards,
Dustin Cook
http://bughunter.atspace.org
Damian
No, you kept telling the OP to try hitting different keys. You stated the
obvious, "it won't see the Shift or Control keystrokes" as if anyone except
you were so stupid as to think they would work.
> it wasn't seeing his keypresses, suggested several things he could
> try. And apparently I was right, he's using a usb keyboard and the
Apparently you were right? You were so wrong as to get everyone laughing at
your stupidity. We still are.
> bios didn't have legacy USB support turned on.
And aren't you glad that Kadaitcha Man, not you, suggested that to the OP.
>
> I'm not going to paste a google.com url for it, I'll let you look it
> up.
>
> So umm, how did I make a techno-fuckup exactly KM? Your trolling
> skills are not upto par today, old dickless.
>
>> <turns to Dustbin>
>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>
> Why are you laughing, we were both right....Doh.. you know that. Will
> this be another reply, snipped and entirely unread?
"both right" -- Hardly!
You are twisting and turning like the weasel you are 'tardboi.
Kadaitcha Man
and diviner of character based on the bumps on one's head, evacuated:
Did you? Really?
news:1131609446.5...@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com
No mention of it there.
news:1131608941.0...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com
No mention of it there, either.
In fact the only things there are what you are quoted above as saying.
> I'm not going to paste a google.com url for it, I'll let you look it
> up.
Funny that, eh. I had it already, before I posted the above. You are a
pathological liar. You made no such post; that's why you're 'not going to
paste a google.com url for it' - it does not exist.
> So umm, how did I make a techno-fuckup exactly KM? Your trolling
> skills are not upto par today, old dickless.
>
>> <turns to Dustbin>
>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>
> Why are you laughing, we were both right....Doh.. you know that. Will
> this be another reply, snipped and entirely unread?
>
> Regards,
> Dustbin Kook
> http://boghunter.atspace.org
> Pathological Liar.
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Dustin Cook
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Did you? Really?
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Subject: Re: can't format xp
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Fakename wrote:
> If this restore/recovery disk is an hardware specific OEM version of a
> windows CD then they may have licensed the boot loader as well. Win2k
> and WinXp both have that exact prompt when booting from cd "Press any
> key to boot from CD..." If you don't press any key it exits and the
> next item in the BIOS boot list is looked to for boot files.
>
> So, if this vendor disk is made that way, and the BIOS is inded set to
> look to the CD first then I may very well be right.
>
> But this could just be the way the BIOS manufacturer made their product.
I won't say with 100% certainty, but I will say beyond reasonable doubt
this is incorrect.
Which key is the fellow pressing? Try pressing the spacebar a few times
before it counts to the fifth period. If it's ignoring keypresses, Shut
the machine off, unplug the keyboard, plug it back in. turn the
computer back on. if that fails, try another keyboard. If a known
working keyboard also fails and it's ps2; see if your box will allow a
usb keyboard and try that.
Your cdrom is booting first, so you set it correctly in the BIOS. And
there is no "security" I'm aware of aside from a PCI/ISA card
physically in the machine to cause it to ignore you and not boot from
cd, assuming it is reading a valid keypress from you.
Regards,
Dustin Cook
http://bughunter.atspace.org
I sure did, KM. Next time, read more of the thread; Thanks for the url,
I didn't remember what thread it was. See the last line there, " If a
known
working keyboard also fails and it's ps2; see if your box will allow a
usb keyboard and try that."
Now, fuckoff troll.
Regards,
Dustin Cook
http://bughunter.atspace.org
> news:1131609446.5...@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com
Dustin Cook
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
ALso, The original poster didn't mention he changed anything in the
BIOS other then the boot sequence. It goes without saying, that if the
machine started out with a USB keyboard, usb legacy support WOULD be
turned on in the BIOS. Since it was not, he wasn't originally using a
usb keyboard. He didn't bother to tell anybody any of this, but we both
suggested a usb keyboard. You went one step farther and suggested he
turn legacy USB on in the bios, good for you. Had the poster provided a
little more information about the box, I would have made the same
wording as you. I assumed when I said try a usb keyboard, that making
sure it's turned on in the BIOS went without saying.
So your basically flaming me now for semantics, you tired pathetic,
dickless troll.
Kadaitcha Man
and sheep and cattle driver, dreamt up:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! "see if your box will allow a usb keyboard
and try that" <> "And apparently I was right, he's using a usb keyboard and
the bios didn't have legacy USB support turned on."
Anyway, dustbin, that post you copied and pasted... it was for a completely
different thread. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You fucking retarded shitewipe.
You were given the Message-IDs, you fucking useless pillock.
news:1131609446.5...@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com
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Do you see either of those in the references for the post you claim to be
proof that you're not a complete disckwit? Hmmm? You don't?
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!
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Kadaitcha Man
wretch, and prosthetist, honked:
> Dustbin Kook
> http://boghunter.atspace.org
> ALso, The original poster didn't mention he changed anything in the
> BIOS other then the boot sequence. It goes without saying, that if the
> machine started out with a USB keyboard, usb legacy support WOULD be
> turned on in the BIOS.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *PMSL* *LMFARO*
> Since it was not, he wasn't originally using a
> usb keyboard.
*WHEEZE* *WHEEZE*
> He didn't bother to tell anybody any of this, but we
> both suggested a usb keyboard. You went one step farther and
> suggested he turn legacy USB on in the bios, good for you. Had the
> poster provided a little more information about the box, I would have
> made the same wording as you.
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! But he didn't, you didn't and I did.
> I assumed
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[QUOTE of Dustbin]
You know what they say about assumptions, right?
[/QUOTE]
You're digging yourself deeper with every roatation, Dustbin.
> Retard,
> Dustbin Kook
> http://boghunter.atspace.org
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relic
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>
> ALso, The original poster didn't mention he changed anything in the
> BIOS other then the boot sequence. It goes without saying, that if the
> machine started out with a USB keyboard, usb legacy support WOULD be
> turned on in the BIOS. Since it was not, he wasn't originally using a
> usb keyboard. He didn't bother to tell anybody any of this, but we
> both suggested a usb keyboard. You went one step farther and
> suggested he turn legacy USB on in the bios, good for you. Had the
> poster provided a little more information about the box, I would have
> made the same wording as you. I assumed when I said try a usb
> keyboard, that making sure it's turned on in the BIOS went without
> saying.
Tap tap tap tipity-tap.
>
> So your basically flaming me now for semantics, you tired pathetic,
> dickless troll.
>
So your [sic] basically tap-dancing and hoping no one laughs at you, you
tired pathetic 'tardboi.
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ivory combs and keys for pianofortes, barfed:
> "relic" <compl...@relic211.cjb.net> wrote in message
> news:eetef.1682$2k6....@tornado.socal.rr.com...
>> Dustin Cook wrote:
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>
>
> If you want to continue the feces slinging with Dustin, be my guest.
> But, could you drop this newsgroup from the cross posting list?
Fuck off and die.
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>
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>
> ALso, The original poster didn't mention he changed anything in the BIOS
> other then the boot sequence.
^^^^
it's "than", idiot. I don't see why you want others to peruse your idiocy
any further.
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The quote naziwhore Don Ocean stole.
Lionel
that:
>Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>
>ALso, The original poster didn't mention he changed anything in the
>BIOS other then the boot sequence. It goes without saying, that if the
>machine started out with a USB keyboard, usb legacy support WOULD be
>turned on in the BIOS.
Well, no. Windows XP, for example, will work with a USB keyboard
regardless of the BIOS setting for USB legacy support. And as a matter
of fact, most PC's I've used default to having USB legacy support turned
off in BIOS.
> Since it was not, he wasn't originally using a
>usb keyboard.
Rubbish. That /may/ be the case, but it's pretty unlikely, & has nothing
whatever to do with your 'explanation'.
> He didn't bother to tell anybody any of this, but we both
>suggested a usb keyboard. You went one step farther and suggested he
>turn legacy USB on in the bios, good for you. Had the poster provided a
>little more information about the box, I would have made the same
>wording as you. I assumed when I said try a usb keyboard, that making
>sure it's turned on in the BIOS went without saying.
>
>So your basically flaming me now for semantics, you tired pathetic,
>dickless troll.
No, you're being flamed for being clueless, & trying to pretend that you
aren't.
Kadaitcha Man
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Ah. Welcome back, good to see you again, but there go my dreams and
aspirations. I was hoping you'd died.
Josie's Garden
NOTHING INTELLIGENT!
Look who showed up just in time to grab the FNVW s0mbrero.
This is gonna be a great show ;))
I vote for Lionel for FNVW.
Lionel
that:
<All together now> "Fuck off Bowtie!" </All together now>
Lionel
<fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> stated that:
Good to see that you're still helping to maintain the standards in the
'tech-support' groups.
> I was hoping you'd died.
Sorry to disappoint you, but if you're patient enough, you're certain to
get your wish - I doubt that you'll have to wait any longer than 30-40
years.
Cujo DeSockpuppet
news:9295o1t39eaeq16ua...@4ax.com:
Fuck off, Bowtie!1!
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news:dluak2$gk7$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> wrote in
> news:9295o1t39eaeq16ua...@4ax.com:
>
>> Kibo informs me that "Josie's Garden" <imag...@usenet.aussie> stated
>> that:
>>
>>>Lionel Lauer said
>>>
>>>NOTHING INTELLIGENT!
>>>
>>>Look who showed up just in time to grab the FNVW s0mbrero.
>>>
>>>This is gonna be a great show ;))
>>>
>>>I vote for Lionel for FNVW.
>>
>> <All together now> "Fuck off Bowtie!" </All together now>
>
> Fuck off, Bowtie!1!
Fuck off, Bowtie!2!
Kadaitcha Man
Urgh - techno-cretins.
>> I was hoping you'd died.
>
> Sorry to disappoint you, but if you're patient enough, you're certain
> to get your wish - I doubt that you'll have to wait any longer than
> 30-40 years.
No apology is necessary. I'll keep aspiring.
Kadaitcha Man
Urgh - techno-cretins.
>> I was hoping you'd died.
>
> Sorry to disappoint you, but if you're patient enough, you're certain
> to get your wish - I doubt that you'll have to wait any longer than
> 30-40 years.
No apology is necessary. I'll keep aspiring.
Kadaitcha Man
Urgh - techno-cretins.
>> I was hoping you'd died.
>
> Sorry to disappoint you, but if you're patient enough, you're certain
> to get your wish - I doubt that you'll have to wait any longer than
> 30-40 years.
No apology is necessary. I'll keep aspiring.
Kadaitcha Man
Urgh - techno-cretins.
>> I was hoping you'd died.
>
> Sorry to disappoint you, but if you're patient enough, you're certain
> to get your wish - I doubt that you'll have to wait any longer than
> 30-40 years.
No apology is necessary. I'll keep aspiring.
Txt.Medium No. 5
monkey:
> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>> Lionel wrote:
>>> Kibo informs me that "Josie's Garden^H^H^H^HBowTie" stated that:
>>>>Lionel Lauer said
>>>>
>>>>NOTHING INTELLIGENT!
>>>>
>>>>Look who showed up just in time to grab the FNVW s0mbrero.
>>>>
>>>>This is gonna be a great show ;))
>>>>
>>>>I vote for Lionel for FNVW.
>>>
>>> <All together now> "Fuck off Bowtie!" </All together now>
>>
>> Fuck off, Bowtie!1!
> Fuck off, Bowtie!2!
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