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Onideus Mad Hatter

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Dec 29, 2009, 2:48:26 AM12/29/09
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So a couple years back I bought this cheapy SATA RAID controller card
for my system. Well, recently I started purchasing some 1 terabyte
drives...oh and hey, guess what?! Yup, the filthy lil bastards don't
work with the PoS controller card I got...well, at least not by
default.

~apparently~ I can go to the manufacturer's website and get a new
firmware update for it...they had two methods. The first method was
~supposed~ to work with Windows, the other method involved having to
find an outmoded floppy drive and making a "boot disk" (remember
those?).

Well, turns out the Windows method doesn't work...at all...because as
searching would find, every single person who had tried...yeah,
couldn't get the lil bastard to work, even by following the
instructions precisely to the letter. ~but~ many people said that the
floppy drive method was successful!

So what did I decide to do?

I pitched the fuckin piece of shit in the garbage!

I figured I would rather spend 15 bucks on NewEgg to buy a new one
than have to fumble around and bother with hooking up a gawd damn
floppy drive to my computer and then fumble around some more makin a
gawd damn BOOT DISK...not to mention the fact that I don't think I
even *HAVE* any floppy drives any more. And sure, sure, I could go
through the tedious bother of trying to setup one of my USB thumb
drives as a boot disk, but...ya know...no. Just...fuckin no.

Disposable technology and paying for convenience...this is the point I
have now reached.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
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Onideus Mad Hatter

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Dec 29, 2009, 5:03:37 PM12/29/09
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On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 07:28:35 -0500, Agent_C
<agent-c-h...@nyc.rr.com> wrote:

>I'm s<WHACK>

Don't worry about it, rarely do I ever cater my posts to the 4th grade
reading level that you're in. I doubt there's enough Ritalin in the
world to keep you focused long enough to get through even two or three
sentences of one of my postings...never mind all the "big words"
you'll be tripping over all the way through.

Enos Penvy

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Dec 29, 2009, 5:41:30 PM12/29/09
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On Dec 29, 5:03 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-

productions.net> wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 07:28:35 -0500, Agent_C
>
> <agent-c-hates-s...@nyc.rr.com> wrote:
> >I'm s<WHACK>
>
> Don't worry about it, rarely do I ever cater my posts to the 4th grade
> reading level that you're in.  I doubt there's enough Ritalin in the
> world to keep you focused long enough

There aren't enough drugs in the world to keep ANYONE interested (as
you can see from the lack of responses to your uber-boring post).

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Dec 29, 2009, 6:10:43 PM12/29/09
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On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 14:41:30 -0800 (PST), Enos Penvy
<enos...@null.net> wrote:

>> >I'm s<WHACK>

>> Don't worry about it, rarely do I ever cater my posts to the 4th grade
>> reading level that you're in. �I doubt there's enough Ritalin in the
>> world to keep you focused long enough

>There aren't enough drugs in the world to keep ANYONE interested (as
>you can see from the lack of responses to your uber-boring post).

Awww, aren't you just the cutest thing when you get all indignant and
pissy like that. *pats you on the head* Run along now child,
grownups are talking.

Enos Penvy

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Dec 29, 2009, 6:30:00 PM12/29/09
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On Dec 29, 6:10 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-

productions.net> wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 14:41:30 -0800 (PST), Enos Penvy
>
> <enospe...@null.net> wrote:
> >> >I'm s<WHACK>
> >> Don't worry about it, rarely do I ever cater my posts to the 4th grade
> >> reading level that you're in.  I doubt there's enough Ritalin in the
> >> world to keep you focused long enough
> >There aren't enough drugs in the world to keep ANYONE interested (as
> >you can see from the lack of responses to your uber-boring post).
>
> Awww, aren't you just the cutest thing when you get all indignant and
> pissy like that.  *pats you on the head*  Run along now child,
> grownups are talking.

You poor lonely thing. You know, Weight Watchers actually has
meetings where you can meet other morbidly obese friendless people.
Give 'em a call!

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Dec 29, 2009, 6:47:07 PM12/29/09
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On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0800 (PST), Enos Penvy
<enos...@null.net> wrote:

>> Awww, aren't you just the cutest thing when you get all indignant and
>> pissy like that. �*pats you on the head* �Run along now child,
>> grownups are talking.

>You p<WHACK>

Your desperate attempts at trying to belittle me are duly noted,
however I'm afraid I can't really sum up enough effort to really care
about your pathetic mewling for my attention. You're simply not
important...to anyone...or anything for that matter. Do be sure and
let me know when you manage to actually accomplish something
noteworthy in your dead end little existence and maybe I'll take the
bother to actual read your inane, shit smears.

Enos Penvy

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Dec 29, 2009, 6:59:41 PM12/29/09
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On Dec 29, 6:47 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-

productions.net> wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0800 (PST), Enos Penvy
>
> <enospe...@null.net> wrote:
> >> Awww, aren't you just the cutest thing when you get all indignant and
> >> pissy like that.  *pats you on the head*  Run along now child,
> >> grownups are talking.
> >You p<WHACK>
>
> Your desperate attempts at trying to belittle me

I wasn't "trying". I was just "doing".

:o)

> are duly noted,
> however I'm afraid I can't really sum up enough effort to really care
> about your pathetic mewling for my attention.

I see. So that's why you couldn't muster up the energy to NOT respond
to me. "Crack Splatter". LOL!

>  You're simply not
> important...to anyone...or anything for that matter.

Oh, I think you're wrong, Matthew. :o)

>  Do be sure and
> let me know when you manage to actually accomplish something
> noteworthy in your dead end little existence and maybe I'll take the
> bother to actual read your inane, shit smears.

Well, THAT you've already done! :o)

Hey, I've read that you already have zero clients for your little
business. Congrats! :o)

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Dec 29, 2009, 7:22:19 PM12/29/09
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On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:59:41 -0800 (PST), Enos Penvy
<enos...@null.net> wrote:

>I wa<WHACK>

Boy this kid really just isn't takin the hint, is he? I guess he's
just really desperate for a little negative attention, constantly
lashing out at my every post like an angry toddler in a therapy
session.

Enos Penvy

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Dec 29, 2009, 7:23:19 PM12/29/09
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On Dec 29, 7:22 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-

productions.net> wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:59:41 -0800 (PST), Enos Penvy
>
> <enospe...@null.net> wrote:
> >I wa<WHACK>
>
> Boy this kid really just isn't takin the hint, is he?

You can't control your urge to respond. That must be some kind of
psychiatric diagnosis, hmm?

:o)

>  I guess he's
> just really desperate for a little negative attention,

OHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I have to buy a
new Irony Meter!

:o)


> constantly
> lashing out at my every post like an angry toddler in a therapy
> session.

Something we'll never hear: "Mr. Moulton, one of your clients is
calling on Line 1."

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Dec 29, 2009, 8:22:39 PM12/29/09
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On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 16:23:19 -0800 (PST), Enos Penvy
<enos...@null.net> wrote:

>Yo<WHACK>

See this is how you deal with unruly children...you spank them! LOL

Enos Penvy

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Dec 29, 2009, 9:05:44 PM12/29/09
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On Dec 29, 8:22 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-

productions.net> wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 16:23:19 -0800 (PST), Enos Penvy
>
> <enospe...@null.net> wrote:
> >Yo<WHACK>
>
> See this is how you deal with unruly children...you spank them!  LOL

Shouldn't you be "working" with your "clients" at your "company"? LOL

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Dec 29, 2009, 9:24:00 PM12/29/09
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On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:05:44 -0800 (PST), Enos Penvy
<enos...@null.net> wrote:

>Sh<WHACK>

Boy yer lil ass sure is gonna be blistered red if you keep this up,
Pervy.

Enos Penvy

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Dec 30, 2009, 12:48:21 AM12/30/09
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On Dec 29, 9:24 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-

productions.net> wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:05:44 -0800 (PST), Enos Penvy
>
> <enospe...@null.net> wrote:
> >Sh<WHACK>
>
> Boy yer lil ass sure is gonna be blistered red if you keep this up,
> Pervy.

Why are you so obsessed with me?

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Dec 30, 2009, 2:26:18 AM12/30/09
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On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 21:48:21 -0800 (PST), Enos Penvy
<enos...@null.net> wrote:

>Wh<WHACK>

Some children just don't learn.

Enos Penvy

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Dec 30, 2009, 3:37:02 PM12/30/09
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On Dec 30, 2:26 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-

productions.net> wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 21:48:21 -0800 (PST), Enos Penvy
>
> <enospe...@null.net> wrote:
> >Wh<WHACK>
>
> Some children just don't learn.

Quite the whuppin' ya gave me there, Matthew! Ouch. *yawwwwwwwwwwn*
LOL!!!!!!!!!

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Dec 30, 2009, 3:55:27 PM12/30/09
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On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 12:37:02 -0800 (PST), Enos Penvy
<enos...@null.net> wrote:

>Qu<WHACK>

Boy he just *LOVES* gettin his ass blistered! I mean, why else would
he keep replying? I mean he *KNOWS* what he's going to get if he
does, so he must like it.

Enos Penvy

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Dec 30, 2009, 4:03:59 PM12/30/09
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On Dec 30, 3:55 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-

productions.net> wrote:
> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 12:37:02 -0800 (PST), Enos Penvy
>
> <enospe...@null.net> wrote:
> >Qu<WHACK>
>
> Boy he just *LOVES* gettin his ass blistered!

You've yet to spank me. I'm still waiting....

> I mean, why else would
> he keep replying?

Only to show usenet your great dance moves! :o)

>  I mean he *KNOWS* what he's going to get if he
> does, so he must like it.

Yeah, you spank me really hard. Ouch. *yawwwwwwwwwn*
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Dec 30, 2009, 4:15:08 PM12/30/09
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On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:03:59 -0800 (PST), Enos Penvy
<enos...@null.net> wrote:

>Y<WHACK>

He just loves the abuse. LOL

SteveH

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Dec 30, 2009, 5:16:11 PM12/30/09
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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:03:59 -0800 (PST), Enos Penvy
> <enos...@null.net> wrote:
>
>> Y<WHACK>
>
> He just loves the abuse. LOL

What a pair of tossers..

--
SteveH


Onideus Mad Hatter

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Dec 30, 2009, 5:35:11 PM12/30/09
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I don't think my bot particularly cares what you think about it.

Mad as a Box of Frogs

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Dec 30, 2009, 7:46:00 PM12/30/09
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In article <7mgnj5tkmh7fia05j...@4ax.com>,

Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:03:59 -0800 (PST), Enos Penvy
><enos...@null.net> wrote:
>
>He just loves the abuse


He gives you, and so do we all.

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Enos Penvy

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Dec 30, 2009, 9:48:15 PM12/30/09
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On Dec 30, 5:35 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-

productions.net> wrote:
> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 22:16:11 GMT, "SteveH"
>
> <steve.houghREM...@THISblueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
> >Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 13:03:59 -0800 (PST), Enos Penvy
> >> <enospe...@null.net> wrote:
>
> >>> Y<WHACK>
>
> >> He just loves the abuse.  LOL
>
> >What a pair of tossers..
>
> I don't think my bot particularly cares what you think about it.

Did your bot post this?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Dec 31, 2009, 12:49:39 PM12/31/09
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On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 18:48:15 -0800 (PST), Enos Penvy
<enos...@null.net> wrote:

>Di<WHACK>

Awww, looks like he ran away.

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Bug Dout

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Excuse me...you've mistaken me for someone who cares.
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