~apparently~ I can go to the manufacturer's website and get a new
firmware update for it...they had two methods. The first method was
~supposed~ to work with Windows, the other method involved having to
find an outmoded floppy drive and making a "boot disk" (remember
those?).
Well, turns out the Windows method doesn't work...at all...because as
searching would find, every single person who had tried...yeah,
couldn't get the lil bastard to work, even by following the
instructions precisely to the letter. ~but~ many people said that the
floppy drive method was successful!
So what did I decide to do?
I pitched the fuckin piece of shit in the garbage!
I figured I would rather spend 15 bucks on NewEgg to buy a new one
than have to fumble around and bother with hooking up a gawd damn
floppy drive to my computer and then fumble around some more makin a
gawd damn BOOT DISK...not to mention the fact that I don't think I
even *HAVE* any floppy drives any more. And sure, sure, I could go
through the tedious bother of trying to setup one of my USB thumb
drives as a boot disk, but...ya know...no. Just...fuckin no.
Disposable technology and paying for convenience...this is the point I
have now reached.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net
Hatter Quotes
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"Never do to anyone online what you wouldn't want done to yourself."
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"Never use your own limitations as the basis of measuring a technology's worth."
"I don't make mistakes, I have other people to make mistakes for me."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters/Blinders - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
>I'm s<WHACK>
Don't worry about it, rarely do I ever cater my posts to the 4th grade
reading level that you're in. I doubt there's enough Ritalin in the
world to keep you focused long enough to get through even two or three
sentences of one of my postings...never mind all the "big words"
you'll be tripping over all the way through.
There aren't enough drugs in the world to keep ANYONE interested (as
you can see from the lack of responses to your uber-boring post).
>> >I'm s<WHACK>
>> Don't worry about it, rarely do I ever cater my posts to the 4th grade
>> reading level that you're in. �I doubt there's enough Ritalin in the
>> world to keep you focused long enough
>There aren't enough drugs in the world to keep ANYONE interested (as
>you can see from the lack of responses to your uber-boring post).
Awww, aren't you just the cutest thing when you get all indignant and
pissy like that. *pats you on the head* Run along now child,
grownups are talking.
You poor lonely thing. You know, Weight Watchers actually has
meetings where you can meet other morbidly obese friendless people.
Give 'em a call!
>> Awww, aren't you just the cutest thing when you get all indignant and
>> pissy like that. �*pats you on the head* �Run along now child,
>> grownups are talking.
>You p<WHACK>
Your desperate attempts at trying to belittle me are duly noted,
however I'm afraid I can't really sum up enough effort to really care
about your pathetic mewling for my attention. You're simply not
important...to anyone...or anything for that matter. Do be sure and
let me know when you manage to actually accomplish something
noteworthy in your dead end little existence and maybe I'll take the
bother to actual read your inane, shit smears.
I wasn't "trying". I was just "doing".
:o)
> are duly noted,
> however I'm afraid I can't really sum up enough effort to really care
> about your pathetic mewling for my attention.
I see. So that's why you couldn't muster up the energy to NOT respond
to me. "Crack Splatter". LOL!
> You're simply not
> important...to anyone...or anything for that matter.
Oh, I think you're wrong, Matthew. :o)
> Do be sure and
> let me know when you manage to actually accomplish something
> noteworthy in your dead end little existence and maybe I'll take the
> bother to actual read your inane, shit smears.
Well, THAT you've already done! :o)
Hey, I've read that you already have zero clients for your little
business. Congrats! :o)
>I wa<WHACK>
Boy this kid really just isn't takin the hint, is he? I guess he's
just really desperate for a little negative attention, constantly
lashing out at my every post like an angry toddler in a therapy
session.
You can't control your urge to respond. That must be some kind of
psychiatric diagnosis, hmm?
:o)
> I guess he's
> just really desperate for a little negative attention,
OHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I have to buy a
new Irony Meter!
:o)
> constantly
> lashing out at my every post like an angry toddler in a therapy
> session.
Something we'll never hear: "Mr. Moulton, one of your clients is
calling on Line 1."
>Yo<WHACK>
See this is how you deal with unruly children...you spank them! LOL
Shouldn't you be "working" with your "clients" at your "company"? LOL
>Sh<WHACK>
Boy yer lil ass sure is gonna be blistered red if you keep this up,
Pervy.
Why are you so obsessed with me?
>Wh<WHACK>
Some children just don't learn.
Quite the whuppin' ya gave me there, Matthew! Ouch. *yawwwwwwwwwwn*
LOL!!!!!!!!!
>Qu<WHACK>
Boy he just *LOVES* gettin his ass blistered! I mean, why else would
he keep replying? I mean he *KNOWS* what he's going to get if he
does, so he must like it.
You've yet to spank me. I'm still waiting....
> I mean, why else would
> he keep replying?
Only to show usenet your great dance moves! :o)
> I mean he *KNOWS* what he's going to get if he
> does, so he must like it.
Yeah, you spank me really hard. Ouch. *yawwwwwwwwwn*
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Y<WHACK>
He just loves the abuse. LOL
What a pair of tossers..
--
SteveH
I don't think my bot particularly cares what you think about it.
He gives you, and so do we all.
--
Master of Puppets Direct line and fax: 206-339-7561
DENSA Life Achievement � Am I the only one with half a brain?
Did your bot post this?
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Di<WHACK>
Awww, looks like he ran away.