Socks & Forgeries: I want to come clean, admit to my crimes and clean u ACF
John Stubbins
When I failed to get the $Pricelessware webmaster job in July/August
due to Ron May's dirty trick of "appointing" Craig without a debate and
vote, I threw a tantrum. I do that quite often. I then left ACF for a
while and didn't post.
After a short break, I returned to relative chav sanity and have been
posting on ACF using a copious supply of socks/forgeries/nyms. Many
people have noticed. I saw this as revenge for the way I was treated.
It also gave me the opportunity to get even with a few people who
worked out that I'm a crooked socialist chav from Essex :-)
I have several years experience of forging and using socks but I won't
go into that now because hummingbird will be angry with me.
I now wish to fess up and admit that virtually all of the sockpuppets
and forgeries posted here in September/October/November were by me.
Those that weren't, were done by my co-conspirator: Franklinslime.
He always steps in to help me out when it's busy! Thanks Franklin.
It's now December and I am still doing it! Hopefully I can stop it!
For the record, here's the socks I've used since September, but I've
used so many that this list is certainly not complete:
- The Ghost of Bare Bottom past
- Me.Here (forgeries of)
- Himmlerbird
- Bear Bottoms (forgeries of)
- bear bottoms
- John Stubbins
- Boar Bottoms Fanclub
- Hummingbirdy
- Beelzebub
- Frank Camperington Smythe
- "Clamidia Ramsbottom, Secretary, Woman's Institute, Walmington- on-Sea"
- Barely Alive
- Bionic Bare
- Fotherington Fotherington Smythe
- Doctor Octopus
- Kung Fu
- Brenda Slag
- Susan Bugger
- brown bottoms
- Frank Campervan
- Bill Ingsgate
- TheFBI
- Bare Bottom
- Don May
- Adolf Hummingbirdy the third
- Pixie Dust
- The angel of death
- Bob Addykins
- Diddyits
- "George Osborne, the Shadow Chancer"
- The three bears
- Zev Bellringer
- "KookieBird"
- The Flim-Flam Man
- "Hummingburble"
- "Night Hawk"
- Anonymous <cri...@ecn.org>
- Jeffrey Bloss (forgeries of)
- "Birdshot"
- The scourge of Blitz the dawg
- Guillaume Le Stubb
- Blitz the dog
- Guillaume Le Stubbins
- Blitz the dawg - Eat my shorts
- The apparatchik <stubbe...@gulag.uk>
- David Cameron the autistic European
- I'm Bare Bottom say's hummingbird - Does anyone care?
- Pooh la chat - Freeware chercheur extraordinaire
- Barehid Bottim aka George Osborne the Shadow Chancer
- Pooh the cat's big black lover
I've also forged hummy's posting name on uk.politics.misc: "aracari",
once or twice ...er er maybe three times, but that's another story.
Please forgive me and rehabilitate me.
John Stubbins
-Pooh the cat says "hello"-
"Clamidia Ramsbottom, Secretary, Woman's Institute, Walmington- on-Sea"
<snipped conjecture from hummingbird, whose fragile ego has been damaged by
a cat>
I'm sure you're right dear.
Two lumps?...
--
Women know your place!
Ironing the bedlinen - Super fun.
Flower arranging - One must do one's bit you know!
Rimming the Vicar - He just adores me <flutter eyelashes>
Leo Pamphile
The Haberdasher General will reclaim his socks and darn them nicely!
Jeffrey Bloss
> - Jeffrey Bloss (forgeries of)
Tsk tsk.
--
_?_ Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
(@ @) Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
-oOO-(_)--OOo-------------------------------[ Groucho Marx ]--
grok! Devoted Microsoft User
Craig
>To people on ACF:
>
>When I failed to get the $Pricelessware webmaster job in July/August
>due to Ron May's dirty trick of "appointing" Craig without a debate and
>vote, I threw a tantrum. I do that quite often. I then left ACF for a
>while and didn't post.
>
>After a short break, I returned to relative chav sanity and have been
>posting on ACF using a copious supply of socks/forgeries/nyms. Many
>people have noticed. I saw this as revenge for the way I was treated.
>It also gave me the opportunity to get even with a few people who
>worked out that I'm a crooked socialist chav from Essex :-)
{snip list of john stubbins socks}
Thanks John, but repentence won't get you the $Pricelessware$ webmaster
job. That's mine for now.
<VBG>
-Craig
John Stubbins
>To people on ACF:
>
>When I failed to get the $Pricelessware webmaster job in July/August
>due to Ron May's dirty trick of "appointing" Craig without a debate and
>vote, I threw a tantrum. I do that quite often. I then left ACF for a
>while and didn't post.
>
>After a short break, I returned to relative chav sanity and have been
>posting on ACF using a copious supply of socks/forgeries/nyms. Many
>people have noticed. I saw this as revenge for the way I was treated.
>It also gave me the opportunity to get even with a few people who
>worked out that I'm a crooked socialist chav from Essex :-)
{snip my long list of excellent socks/forgeries}
Here is another sock I used recently:
- whistle at the wind <hummin...@127.0.0.1.invalid>
the real fake hummingbird
My Hummingbird socks are better.
Craig
> "John Stubbins"...
y.a. forgery via mail...@dizum.com
fyi,
--
-Craig
John Stubbins
>To people on ACF and other $Pricelessware Cultists:
>
>When I failed to get the $Pricelessware webmaster job in July/August
>due to Ron May's dirty trick of "appointing" Craig without a debate and
>vote, I threw a tantrum. I do that quite often. I then left ACF for a
>while and didn't post.
>
>After a short break, I returned to relative chav sanity and have been
>posting on ACF using a copious supply of socks/forgeries/nyms. Many
>people have noticed. I saw this as revenge for the way I was treated.
>It also gave me the opportunity to get even with a few people who
>worked out that I'm a crooked socialist chav from Essex :-)
{snip my long list of excellent socks/forgeries}
Here are two more socks I have used today:
- Donatien Alphonse Fran�ois, Marquis de Sade
- "Me.Herpes" <ho...@home.on.the.range.invalid>
Sorry, I can't stop sockpuppeting.
John Stubbins
>To people on ACF:
>
>When I failed to get the $Pricelessware webmaster job in July/August
>due to Ron May's dirty trick of "appointing" Craig without a debate and
>vote, I threw a tantrum. I do that quite often. I then left ACF for a
>while and didn't post.
>
>After a short break, I returned to relative chav sanity and have been
>posting on ACF using a copious supply of socks/forgeries/nyms. Many
>people have noticed. I saw this as revenge for the way I was treated.
>It also gave me the opportunity to get even with a few people who
>worked out that I'm a crooked socialist chav from Essex :-)
{snip my long list of wonderful socks/forgeries}
OMG I've used yet another TWO SOCKS this day:
- the real fake hummingbird <hummi...@1.0.0.127>
- Guide to the UK <tra...@agent.uk.nvalid.invalid>
Sorry, I can't stop.
Do TWO SOCKS make a pair? LOL.
Please forgive me and rehabilitate me. Please please please.
John Stubbins
>To people on ACF:
>
>When I failed to get the $Pricelessware webmaster job in July/August
>due to Ron May's dirty trick of "appointing" Craig without a debate and
>vote, I threw a tantrum. I do that quite often. I then left ACF for a
>while and didn't post.
>
>After a short break, I returned to relative chav sanity and have been
>posting on ACF using a copious supply of socks/forgeries/nyms. Many
>people have noticed. I saw this as revenge for the way I was treated.
>It also gave me the opportunity to get even with a few people who
>worked out that I'm a crooked socialist chav from Essex :-)
{snip my long list of wonderful socks/forgeries}
--full list available here--: http://is.gd/5gLnB
.
.
.
OMG -- Breaking News -- I've used yet another TWO SOCKS this day:
- Linda Lovelace <deept...@127.0.0.1>
- Ecce Homo
Sorry, I can't stop doing it. I must be obsessed!
It's not my fault -- I'm a chav - it's always someone else's fault.
Do TWO SOCKS make a pair? LOL.
Please forgive me and rehabilitate me. Please please please.
John Stubbins
-Pooh the cat says "hello"-
-but is in great pain after being mauled by Blitz the dog-
John Stubbins
>To people on ACF:
>
>When I failed to get the $Pricelessware webmaster job in July/August
>due to Ron May's dirty trick of "appointing" Craig without a debate and
>vote, I threw a tantrum. I do that quite often. I then left ACF for a
>while and didn't post.
>
>After a short break, I returned to relative chav sanity and have been
>posting on ACF using a copious supply of socks/forgeries/nyms. Many
>people have noticed. I saw this as revenge for the way I was treated.
>It also gave me the opportunity to get even with a few people who
>worked out that I'm a crooked socialist chav from Essex :-)
{snip my long list of wonderful socks/forgeries}
--full list available here--: http://is.gd/5gLnB
.
.
.
OMG -- Breaking News -- I've used yet another TWO SOCKS this day:
- Blitz the dog <bit.of...@127.0.0.1>
- Pooh the cat <def...@invalid.invalid>
Sorry, I can't stop doing it. I must be obsessed!
--------------------SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME--------------------
It's not my fault - I'm a chav - it's always someone else's fault.
Do TWO SOCKS make a pair? LOL.
Please forgive me and rehabilitate me. Please please please.
John Stubbins
-Pooh the cat says "hello"-
-but is in great pain after being badly mauled by Blitz the dog-
John Stubbins
>To people on ACF:
>
>When I failed to get the $Pricelessware webmaster job in July/August
>due to Ron May's dirty trick of "appointing" Craig without a debate and
>vote, I threw a tantrum. I do that quite often. I then left ACF for a
>while and didn't post.
>
>After a short break, I returned to relative chav sanity and have been
>posting on ACF using a copious supply of socks/forgeries/nyms. Many
>people have noticed. I saw this as revenge for the way I was treated.
>It also gave me the opportunity to get even with a few people who
>worked out that I'm a crooked socialist chav from Essex :-)
{snip my long list of wonderful socks/forgeries}
--full list available here--: http://is.gd/5gLnB
.
.
.
OMG -- Breaking News -- I've used yet another SOCK this day:
- The Hummingborg <6o...@127.0.0.1>
Sorry, I can't stop doing it. I must be obsessed!
It's not my fault -- I'm a chav - it's always someone else's fault.
Do TWO SOCKS make a pair? LOL.
Please forgive me and rehabilitate me. Please please please.
John Stubbins
-Pooh the cat says "hello"-
-but is in great pain after being badly mauled by Blitz the dog-
John Stubbins
>To people on ACF:
>
>When I failed to get the $Pricelessware webmaster job in July/August
>due to Ron May's dirty trick of "appointing" Craig without a debate and
>vote, I threw a tantrum. I do that quite often. I then left ACF for a
>while and didn't post.
>
>After a short break, I returned to relative chav sanity and have been
>posting on ACF using a copious supply of socks/forgeries/nyms. Many
>people have noticed. I saw this as revenge for the way I was treated.
>It also gave me the opportunity to get even with a few people who
>worked out that I'm a crooked socialist chav from Essex :-)
{snip my long list of wonderful socks/forgeries}
--full list available here--: http://is.gd/5gLnB
.
.
.
OMG -- Breaking News -- I've used yet another SOCK today:
- Pooh the cat <ch...@sarf.london.invalid>
Sorry, but I can't stop doing it. I must be obsessed!
It's not my fault - I'm a chav - it's always someone else's fault.
Do TWO SOCKS make a pair? H^H^H^H^H^
Please forgive me and rehabilitate me. Please please please.
John Stubbins
-Pooh the cat says "hello"-
John Stubbins
>To people on ACF:
>
>When I failed to get the $Pricelessware webmaster job in July/August
>due to Ron May's dirty trick of "appointing" Craig without a debate and
>vote, I threw a tantrum. I do that quite often. I then left ACF for a
>while and didn't post.
>
>After a short break, I returned to relative chav sanity and have been
>posting on ACF using a copious supply of socks/forgeries/nyms. Many
>people have noticed. I saw this as revenge for the way I was treated.
>It also gave me the opportunity to get even with a few people who
>worked out that I'm a crooked socialist chav from Essex :-)
{snip my long list of wonderful socks/forgeries}
--full list available here--: http://is.gd/5gLnB
.
.
.
OMG -- Breaking News -- I've used yet another TWO SOCKS today:
- Ecce Liar <humm...@bleeding.liar.invalid>
- The chickens have come home to roost
<humming...@sanctimonious.hypocrite>
Sorry, I can't stop doing it. I must be obsessed! I'm going mad!
It's not my fault - I'm a chav - it's always someone else's fault.
Do TWO SOCKS make a pair? LOL.
Please forgive me and rehabilitate me. Please please please.
John Stubbins
-Pooh the cat says "hello"-
-but is in great pain after being badly mauled by Blitz the dog-
John Stubbins-Internet Terrorist
>To people on ACF:
>
>When I failed to get the $Pricelessware webmaster job in July/August
>due to Ron May's dirty trick of "appointing" Craig without a debate and
>vote, I threw a tantrum. I do that quite often. I then left ACF for a
>while and didn't post.
>
>After a short break, I returned to relative chav sanity and have been
>posting on ACF using a copious supply of socks/forgeries/nyms. Many
>people have noticed. I saw this as revenge for the way I was treated.
>It also gave me the opportunity to get even with a few people who
>worked out that I'm a crooked socialist chav from Essex :-)
{snip my long list of wonderful socks/forgeries}
--full list available here--: http://is.gd/5gLnB
.
.
.
OMG -- Breaking News -- I've used another bunch of SOCKS:
- Ecce Liar <humm...@bleeding.liar.invalid>
- The chickens have come home to roost
- Hummingbird rhymes with turd - Coincidence? <wayne...@127.0.0.1>
- Ecce quis quondam eram
- Pooh the cat's big black lover <bigf...@pooh.com.invalid>
Sorry, but I can't stop doing it. I must be obsessed!
It's not my fault - I'm a chav - it's always someone else's fault.
Do TWO SOCKS make a pair? H^H^H^H^H^
Please forgive me and rehabilitate me. Please please please.
John Stubbins
-Pooh the cat says "hello"-
John Stubbings-InternetTerrorist-Guillaume Le Stubb
>To people on ACF:
>
>When I failed to get the $Pricelessware webmaster job in July/August
>due to Ron May's dirty trick of "appointing" Craig without a debate and
>vote, I threw a tantrum. I do that quite often. I then left ACF for a
>while and didn't post.
>
>After a short break, I returned to relative chav sanity and have been
>posting on ACF using a copious supply of socks/forgeries/nyms. Many
>people have noticed. I saw this as revenge for the way I was treated.
>It also gave me the opportunity to get even with a few people who
>worked out that I'm a crooked socialist chav from Essex :-)
{snip my l-o-n-g list of wonderful socks/forgeries}
--full list available here--: http://preview.xrl.in/3zis
.
.
.
Here's a Christmas catch-up of my socks:
- Hummingbird� <twitter...@127.0.0.1>
- Hummy - I take it up the bummy <flipi...@invalid.invalid>
- Hummingbird - Secret Agent <King.Hum...@fantasy.world.invalid>
- Ecce Yucky <tos...@conservative.HQ.invalid>
- hummingbird <hummi...@aracari.127.0.0.1>
- Hummies fantasy world <short.of....@mental.midget.invalid>
- hummingbird <hummi...@127.0.0.0.1>
- Arnie Hummingnegger <I'll.be...@so.watch.you.back.invalid>
- "[rest binned unread]" <"[rest binned unread]"@i[rest binned
unread].invalid>
- Christopher Millbank - The Tulse Hill Tosser <hyme...@i127.0.0.1>
- Christopher Millbank - The Tulse Hill Tosser <hummin...@127.0.0.1>
- humminbird <hummi...@127.0.0.1>
- humminbyrd <hummi...@127.0.0.1>
- Christopher Millbank - The Tulse Hill Tosser <him...@127.0.0.1>
- hummingbird <hummi...@1.0.0.127>
- hummingbird <hummi...@0.0.0.127>
- Christopher Millbank - The Tulse Hill Tosser <him...@127.0.0.1>
- Chris Millbank - The Tulse Hill Tosser <HerrHum...@127.0.0.1>
- Chris Millbank - The Tulse Hill Tosser
<hummingbi...@127.0.0.1>
- Chrissy Millbank - The Tulse Hill Tosser <hu...@i127.0.0.1>
- aracari <love...@127.0.0.1>
- Le Kat <def...@invalid.invalid>
- Stubbo of Oz <stu...@invalid.invalid>
- The Blob <def...@invalid.invalid>
- Anonymous <cri...@ecn.org>
- hummingbird <hummi...@0.1.0.127>
- "Frocklin Stubbet-Humbird" <be...@bottoms.com>
- Father Pooh the Christmas Cat <def...@invalid.invalid>
- Father Christmas <sa...@lapland.invalid>
- Good King Wenceslas <no...@invalid.invalid>
- The Tortoiseshell Pimpernel <Le...@invalid.invalid>
- Pooh de slightly pissed Kat <happ...@FOADhummy.invalid>
--full list available here--: http://preview.xrl.in/3zis
I'm sorry, but I can't stop doing it. I must be obsessed! It's not my
fault - I'm a chav - it's always someone else's fault when you're a
chav. H^H^H^H^H^
Please forgive me and rehabilitate me. Please please please.
--
John Stubbings
-Pooh the cat says "hello"-
Franklin
> Internet Terrorist "John Stubbings" wrote:
>
>
>>To people on ACF:
>>
>>When I failed to get the $Pricelessware webmaster job in July/August
>>due to Ron May's dirty trick of "appointing" Craig without a debate
>>and vote, I threw a tantrum. I do that quite often. I then left ACF
>>for a while and didn't post.
>>
>>After a short break, I returned to relative chav sanity and have been
>>posting on ACF using a copious supply of socks/forgeries/nyms. Many
>>people have noticed. I saw this as revenge for the way I was treated.
>>It also gave me the opportunity to get even with a few people who
>>worked out that I'm a crooked socialist chav from Essex :-)
>
>
> {snip my l-o-n-g list of wonderful socks/forgeries}
>
> Here's a Christmas catch-up of my socks:
>
Hello Chris, I recall it was *you* who provoked the current phase of nym
shifting posts when you and Bottoms forged a series of posts in John
Stubbings' name at a time when he was trying to help with the new
Pricelessware web site. The fake posts were called:
"This is John Stubbings: a FORGER and SOCKPUPPET user"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ycqy47n
Bottoms' sock master frequently made Bottoms pretend to be a technical
"Dumbo". This was useful for trolling a.c.f with long and pointless
debates which would be sustained with brainless comments and meaningless
responses from Bottoms. On the occassion I am referring to, the sock
master wanted to undermine John Stubbings and the PLW effort, so he used
the well-established "Dumbo" Bottoms character while the sock master was
able to make his aggressive posts as Rambo "David W".
In other words, sock puppet Dumbo Bottoms would appear to be filing his
nails and whistling to himself like an innocent saint while the sock
master was using "David W" to go on a Rambo spree of unrestrained
disruption. If you look back now it seems obviously strange that the
sock master didn't get Bottoms to make an adverse comment about the PLW
effort even though it was something which the Bottoms character had
allegedly opposed with all his heart, had been banging on about "cults"
for a year or more, and had created an alternative web.
Soon after your most recent rampage, Hummingbird, I created the non-
existant "Jeff Linton" to illustrate how the Good Guy Bad Guy routine
works. Jeff Lin Ton always writes that he's my creation but he's given
characterization to make him maintain an individual identity, even if
the reader's knows in his head it's not true.
To underline the duality, the photo which Jeff Lin Ton uses is taken
from the web site of that very close friend and avid admirer of Bear
Bottoms, Bob Adkins. Bob posts as a gentle soul although his earlier
posts to the model aircraft groups were infamously known amongst fellow
posters for their intolerance and aggression. Strangely enough, it was
Bob who actually started the argument in the Susan Bugher "Wrong, Wrong,
Wrong" thread ("Windows Explorer Substitute?") which Bob discreetly left
after he had raised the name of Power Desk. Sockpuppet Bottoms took
over.
See http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9jnoak
Anyway, Hummingbird, your activity created a situation in which the only
way for John Stubbings to help organize the new web site without being
forged was for him to subtly change his name but at the same time to
make sure he was recognized. In this way, the situation you started
continues to this day.
Unsurprisingly your routine yelps of "Oooh, look at the different names
used by John Stubbings/Franklin" now get ignored.
N4469P
> while the sock master was
> able to make his aggressive posts as Rambo "David W"
i thot bb was david w was bb?
Jeff Lin Ton
Hello friend, I'm Franklin's imaginary cousin.
I went over to where Franklin was sitting to ask if he could answer your
question. He put down the book he was reading. As he did I saw it was
called Apodiformes but thought nothing of it at the time.
"Yes, Jeff?" he said.
I thought for a moment and then explained what I was thinking.
"I've just read a post from that deliberately dyslexic person we were
talking about. He how Bear Bottoms is David W who is Bear Bottoms. I
wasn't sure myself how one sock puppet is connected to another and
another."
Franklin steepled his fingers.
"Well, it's like this", he said. "One identity hides in another like a
nested doll. To make it more confusing, the deliberately dyslexic
poster you have been reading is actually one of the many dolls".
I had heard my teacher talk about these cunning Russian nested dolls. I
was just painting a picture of them in my mind when I heard Franklin
carry on.
"To put it another way, it's like the old lady who swallowed a cow to
catch the goat to catch the dog to catch the cat to catch the bird."
I looked puzzled so Franklin pulled out a memory stick from his pocket
and held it out to me. "Play these two videos and it will all be
clearer. After doing that you must finish your homework".
So I went over to my PC and watched the video clips which were on
Franklin's memory stick.
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk4eQ5s5bZQ>
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSe_n4YgGec>
Gotta go finish my homework now.
Bye.
N4469P
so what if you know i have friends?
i'm allowed to help friends post if they want to.
my name remains secret.
John Stubbings-InternetTerrorist-Guillaume Le Stubb
>Internet Terrorist "John Stubbings" wrote:
>
>
>>To people on ACF:
>>
>>When I failed to get the $Pricelessware Webmaster job in July/August
>>due to Ron May's sneaky trick of "appointing" Craig without a debate
>>and vote, I threw a tantrum. I do that quite often. I then left ACF
>>for a while and didn't post.
>>
>>After a short break, I returned to relative chav sanity and have been
>>posting on ACF using a copious supply of socks/forgeries/nyms. Many
>>people have noticed. This was revenge for the way I was sidelined.
>>It also gave me the opportunity to get even with a few people who
>>worked out that I'm a crooked socialist chav from Essex :-)
>
>
>{snip my l-o-n-g list of wonderful socks/forgeries}
>
>--full list available here--: http://preview.xrl.in/3zis
>.
>.
>.
I took a break over Christmas/New Year but came back with a renewed
determination to destroy ACF. I deny the undeniable and defend the
indefensible. I post lies, bullshit and bluster to divert attention
away from my antics.
<VBG>
Here's a 2010 New Year update of my latest socks/forgeries:
- De Pooh <def...@invalid.invalid>
- Humblaster <HB.is....@home.this.christmas>
- hummingbird <hummi...@127.0.0.1> *FORGERY*
- Bear Bottoms <REMOVEbea...@gmail.com> *FORGERY*
- hummingbird <h...@127.0.0.1.invalid>
- "nospam" <nos...@nospam.com>
- Guillaume Le Stubbly <def...@82.5.94.219.invalid>
- humminbird <dick...@127.0.0.1.invalid>
- "hummin...@82.5.94.219" <hummin...@127.0.0.1.invalid>
- "Guillaume Le St...@82.5.94.219" <def...@invalid.invalid>
- de Kat <def...@invalid.invalid>
- "Slam Du...@82.5.94.219" <82.5....@82.5.94.219.invalid>
- "82.5.94.219" <82.5....@82.5.94.219.invalid>
- Pooh the most dangerous cat on the Internet
<de...@82.5.94.219.invalid>
- "hummi...@82.5.94.219" <82.5....@82.5.94.219.invalid>
- "hummin...@82.5.94.219" <82.5....@invalid.invalid>
- Pooh de KAT <82.5....@82.5.94.219.invalid>
- "Non scrivetemi" <nonscr...@pboxmix.winstonsmith.info>
- A very clued in Kat <a...@b.invalid>
- hummingbird <hummi...@1.1.1.1>
- "82.5.94.219" <82.5....@invalid.invalid>
- Network Engineer <def...@invalid.invalid>
- Hummy the Fool meets Johnnie the Fox
<82.5....@invalid.invalid>
--full list available here--: http://preview.xrl.in/3zis
I'm sorry, but I can't stop doing it. I am consumed with hate. I must
be deranged. It's not my fault you see - I'm a chav - that means it's
always someone else's fault. H^H^H^H^H^
Please forgive me and rehabilitate me. Please please please.
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John Stubbings - Guillaume Le Stubb
-Pooh the cat says "hello"-
-but is recovering after being badly mauled by Blitz the Dog-