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ATTENTION: Jax Bottoms Needs Love, And Bear Is Unable To Stay Stiff: Male Sex Surrogates Offered Employment By the Bottoms.
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Milkah
May 21, 2012, 11:05:36 PM5/21/12
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Bear Bottoms cannot stand tall, this is confirmed by ACF. ACF
thinks penises offer a stiffer competitor than Chrome. Every
metallurgist knows Chrome is NOT stiff. Aluminum is used to back it
up and then the Aluminum is Chrome plated. In this example Aluminum
is the stiffness behind Chrome.
In real life,a penis is stiffer than Chrome. Bear Bottoms is--
ahem!--soft at intimate moments. Jax never comes.
Males who can prove to a physician they are--ahem!!--stiff will
be certified and can apply to the Bottoms for personal services. Jax
is very horny, and has guaranteed to outpace service charges by local
Gigolos when she gets a good --ahem!--stiff one in hand.
Males are encouraged to send in applications and a certificate of
stiffness from a physician. Women last, on average, very well and
have personal service requirements for decades after menopause. Jax
will offer a great compensation,benefits and retirement plan.
thinks penises offer a stiffer competitor than Chrome. Every
metallurgist knows Chrome is NOT stiff. Aluminum is used to back it
up and then the Aluminum is Chrome plated. In this example Aluminum
is the stiffness behind Chrome.
In real life,a penis is stiffer than Chrome. Bear Bottoms is--
ahem!--soft at intimate moments. Jax never comes.
Males who can prove to a physician they are--ahem!!--stiff will
be certified and can apply to the Bottoms for personal services. Jax
is very horny, and has guaranteed to outpace service charges by local
Gigolos when she gets a good --ahem!--stiff one in hand.
Males are encouraged to send in applications and a certificate of
stiffness from a physician. Women last, on average, very well and
have personal service requirements for decades after menopause. Jax
will offer a great compensation,benefits and retirement plan.
Milkah
May 21, 2012, 11:05:12 PM5/21/12
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Milkah
May 21, 2012, 11:05:25 PM5/21/12
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Milkah
May 21, 2012, 11:04:56 PM5/21/12
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