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Marie Birch
Sep 28, 2012, 7:34:06 PM9/28/12
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After the dull grey metal door, of Kryten's Sleeping quarters, had eased
itself, and shut behind him, Lister slowly, trudged his way, to the
lift, which would take him, back to his, and Rimmer's Sleeping quarters,
without hardly any enthusiasm, indeed...
And Lister, really did not feel, any better, after he had come out of
the lift, which led, to his and Rimmer's Sleeping quarters, because he
had suddenly noticed, the icy blue moon, on a computer screen, which
was situated over the light metallic sliding door, which led, to their
Sleeping quarters.
The computer screen, in question, was showing the icy blue moon, because
this was now, their position, in that part of unchartered deep space,
now that they had finally moved a couple of miles, at the very least,
after the best part of four hundred and four smegging years!
Lister sneered at the icy blue moon, because that icy blue moon, in
question, now reflected his current mood, which was obviously very sad
and very blue, indeed...!
So, now, I am going to recall the words of the well known 1950's song:
Blue Moon,
Blue moon, you saw me standing alone, without a dream in my heart,
without a love of my own
Blue moon you knew just what I was there for
You heard me saying a prayer for
Someone I really could care for
And then there suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms will hold
I heard somebody whisper "please adore me"
And when I looked, the moon had turned to gold
Blue moon, now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
And then there suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms will ever hold
I heard somebody whisper "please adore me"
And when I looked, the moon had turned to gold
Blue moon, now I'm now longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
Blue moon, now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
Copyrighted to Lorenz Hart and Richard Rogers.
And I daresay, that if my Alternative Red Dwarf Fan Fiction, was ever
brought to life, via Grant/Naylor Productions, Howard Goodhall would
probably end up, performing on the vocals, where this is concerned!
Well, I will certainly live in hope, where that is concerned, anyhow!
Well, I have always got my dreams, where that is concerned, and nobody
can ever take that, away from me, where that is concerned, when it
actually comes down to it, at the end of the day! (Marie Birch)
And now, that Lister had finally, reached their Sleeping quarters, at
long last, he sighed, with complete and utter despair, as he noted the
dust, which was practically suffocating all of his and Rimmer's belongings!
But by that point, in time, he was far too tired, and completely
buggered up, to care! And, all he wanted to do now, was to catch up,
with his sleep. And Lister, briefly took note of the counter status, on
the computer screen, in their Sleeping quarters, which indicated, that
they had roughly moved, just about five miles, towards the icy blue
moon, which they would be orbitiing, for the best part of a week, which
would take them, the best part of a week, to reach, at the very least!
And he did feel a little bit better, for that, knowledge, at the very
least, anyhow!
And the counter status, now read:
Ten hundred trillion and four hundred and six, plus five miles...
And, Lister was fully aware, that he would have no choice, in the
matter, but to climb, into his own bunk. The last thing, that he wanted
to incur, was Rimmer's wrath, once again, by sleeping in his bunk, right
below, before he finally, re-made his acquaintance, once again, over the
next forty eight hours! And, as they had had a very bad falling out, the
last time, that they had encountered, one another, Lister was really
quite anxious, not to rile him, any more, than it was absolutely
necessary, for him to do so! And, he even took, the time and trouble, to
smooth the blanket out, on Rimmer's bunk, which he had slept on, for a
measly hour and thirty five minutes, before Holly had summoned them all,
to their recent meeting, in the Science Room, even though, he was now
fit, to drop!
It was a real struggle, for Lister to take his boots off, after he had
finally struggled to climb the ladder, which led to his bunk, and Lister
had almost nodded off, against the ladder, of his bunk. He was that
tired! But he finally made it, there in the end...!
And with that, Lister finally managed to throw his boots, into a corner,
where nobody could trip over them (actually he was more worried, that
knowing his luck, Rimmer probably, would trip over them, and he would
definitely, have his contempt and anger, to put up with, which would
have not been, a very good start, with regard to him, attempting to
patch things, up with him, the moment, that he made his acquaintance
with him, once again! However, little did Lister know, that things,
would not be, as simple as all that, when he made Rimmer's acquaintance,
once again!), and he soon managed to brush off, some of the dust, off
his top blanket, so that he could have a minimum of comfort, to a
certain extent, anyway! But the more dust, he brushed off, his Titan
Hilton blanket, it suddenly blew up, yet another cloud of dust, into the
air, which completely and utterly, saturated their Sleeping quarters,
with even more dust!
In the end, Lister was really too tired to care, and he laid his head
down, on to his very dusty pillow. And with that, Lister crashed out on
his bunk, for the best part of forty eight hours!
And now, that a completely knackered up Lister has met up, with a very
disorientated Kryten, and an utterly shattered Cat, are now fully aware,
of exactly just what, is their position, with Holly, in the Science
Room, with regard, to their present situation, on the Dwarf, where their
route, back to Earth, is concerned, will they have the misfortune, to
encounter the evil Gelf's, of unknown origins, that had been, in
residence, on the Dwarf, about two hundred years previously, before
they can even reach the icy Blue Moon (which will take them, the best
part of a week, to reach!), that they have got to orbit, for the best
part of a week, before they can even set off, for their brand new
destination: The Andromeda Galaxy, is concerned? They could not be, that
unlucky, could they?! Surely not?!
And, now that we are also fully aware, of what has happened, where
Rimmer's whereabouts, are concerned.Will Holly be able to resolve, the
problem, that is affecting his light bee, where restoring him, is
concerned, over the next forty eight hours, if she wants to restore him,
that is?!
And will Lister be able, to give poor Kryten, the re-charging time of
ten hours, via his maxi-recharging unit, in his Sleeping quarters, that
is absolutely essential, to enable him, to perform his duties,
adequately and sufficiently enough, on the Dwarf, one hundred percent,
before the Cat gets his hands, on him, to clean his Sleeping quarters
out, before he can get around, to getting the Skutters, to do all, of
the repairs, that are absolutely necessary, to the roof, of the
corridor, and clean up, the corridor, by Lister and Rimmer's Sleeping
quarters, as well as sprucing up, Lister and Rimmer's Sleeping quarters?!
And now, that we have discovered, that our perky pal, Talkie Toaster,
has finally stopped functioning, after keeping Holly company, for the
best part of four hundred and four years, will Kryten, ever be able to
repair him, after he is up and running, again?! Or do we really want,
Talkie Toaster, up and running again, especially if he is going, to make
constant demands, of the Boyz of the Dwarf, to eat, a lot of bread
related products, in the near future?!
And will Lister, ever get a good nights sleep, and not come to blows,
with the Cat, before they set off, for Earth, once again?!
And exactly, just what, is the significance of the long silver space
ship, especially, where the radio signal, and those two large silver
coffins, are concerned?!
Find out all this and more, in the next exciting instalment of:
The Alternative Red Dwarf!
My new version of the Alternative Red Dwarf, which is actually set, on
the Dwarf, is now available, for viewing, or downloading, at:
http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/mainaltreddwarf.htm
If you would like to go directly on to my Xanadu Red Dwarf Website, the
web reference is:
http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/xanadureddwarf.htm
Now available on my Xanadu Red Dwarf Website.
A review of Red Dwarf VIII filmed live at Shepperton
Studios of the 4th of December 1998!
Some new Red Dwarf links on the Xanadu Red Dwarf Links
Website, which includes links to:
Red Dwarf The Official Website.
The Official Red Dwarf Fan Club Website (UK, Eire and Europe).
The Official Red Dwarf Fan Club Website (U.S.A, Australia and
New Zealand).
The Craig Charles Funk and Soul MySpace Website.
The Unofficial Craig Charles Website.
The Unofficial Captain Butler Website.
The Danny John-Jules MySpace Website
The BBC CBBC MI High Website
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The Hideout (A Maid Marian and Her Merry Men Website)
Kryten's Homepage.
The Unofficial Chloe Annett and The Unofficial Clare Grogan Websites.
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The Inquisitor Red Dwarf Group and The Inquisitor Red Dwarf Website.
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The Xanadu Red Dwarf Favourite Episode Guide
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A review of the film: Xanadu, and the lyrics for the
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unedited material for Red Dwarf VII, plus a review
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Smeg Ups/Universe Challenge and The Children In
Need sketch.
The Explanation For The Time Drive in Transporting
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(Episode I, Red Dwarf VII), as well as, The Heady
Medieval Atmosphere of 15th Century Space!
A review of the Red Dwarf VIII episodes: Back
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A Craig Charles: Back From Hell: Red Dwarf VII (September 1996) Interview.
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updated:
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Craig Charles, which is basically dedicated, to some Message Boards,
that have been set up, as a Tribute, for Craig, over the years. And two
of those Message Boards, in question, I had originally set up, for
Craig, all by myself!
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about the late actor: Barry Evans, who starred, in the
Doctor series, and Mind Your Language, and not to mention,
the films: Here We Go Round The Mulberry Bush, Die
Screaming Marianne, The Adventures of a Taxi Driver,
and Under The Doctor. And Barry also appeared, alongside,
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With regard to these reviews, they are incomplete, due to time
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permanently available, for this purpose! And when, they are
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my sincere apologies, for any delays, caused, anyway, and my thanks,
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as the reviews, that I am doing, of each episode, are very in-depth,
indeed, and they may, take up, a lot of web space, in the meantime! And
it is probably, for the best, if I set up, an Episode Summary website,
in the meantime, which will be, considerably shorter anyway, and for all
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very least, I have always, got something, that, will give them,
something, to keep them going, for quite, a long time!
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and Mind Your Language series, from all over, the world!
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and Her Merry Men Website (but there isn't very much, on the Maid Marian
and Her Merry Men Website, apart, from the series episode list, and a
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series, at long last!)
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Kevin Blake's: Puzlebox Hobbies and Puzzlebox Business Websites.
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itself, and shut behind him, Lister slowly, trudged his way, to the
lift, which would take him, back to his, and Rimmer's Sleeping quarters,
without hardly any enthusiasm, indeed...
And Lister, really did not feel, any better, after he had come out of
the lift, which led, to his and Rimmer's Sleeping quarters, because he
had suddenly noticed, the icy blue moon, on a computer screen, which
was situated over the light metallic sliding door, which led, to their
Sleeping quarters.
The computer screen, in question, was showing the icy blue moon, because
this was now, their position, in that part of unchartered deep space,
now that they had finally moved a couple of miles, at the very least,
after the best part of four hundred and four smegging years!
Lister sneered at the icy blue moon, because that icy blue moon, in
question, now reflected his current mood, which was obviously very sad
and very blue, indeed...!
So, now, I am going to recall the words of the well known 1950's song:
Blue Moon,
Blue moon, you saw me standing alone, without a dream in my heart,
without a love of my own
Blue moon you knew just what I was there for
You heard me saying a prayer for
Someone I really could care for
And then there suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms will hold
I heard somebody whisper "please adore me"
And when I looked, the moon had turned to gold
Blue moon, now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
And then there suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms will ever hold
I heard somebody whisper "please adore me"
And when I looked, the moon had turned to gold
Blue moon, now I'm now longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
Blue moon, now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
Copyrighted to Lorenz Hart and Richard Rogers.
And I daresay, that if my Alternative Red Dwarf Fan Fiction, was ever
brought to life, via Grant/Naylor Productions, Howard Goodhall would
probably end up, performing on the vocals, where this is concerned!
Well, I will certainly live in hope, where that is concerned, anyhow!
Well, I have always got my dreams, where that is concerned, and nobody
can ever take that, away from me, where that is concerned, when it
actually comes down to it, at the end of the day! (Marie Birch)
And now, that Lister had finally, reached their Sleeping quarters, at
long last, he sighed, with complete and utter despair, as he noted the
dust, which was practically suffocating all of his and Rimmer's belongings!
But by that point, in time, he was far too tired, and completely
buggered up, to care! And, all he wanted to do now, was to catch up,
with his sleep. And Lister, briefly took note of the counter status, on
the computer screen, in their Sleeping quarters, which indicated, that
they had roughly moved, just about five miles, towards the icy blue
moon, which they would be orbitiing, for the best part of a week, which
would take them, the best part of a week, to reach, at the very least!
And he did feel a little bit better, for that, knowledge, at the very
least, anyhow!
And the counter status, now read:
Ten hundred trillion and four hundred and six, plus five miles...
And, Lister was fully aware, that he would have no choice, in the
matter, but to climb, into his own bunk. The last thing, that he wanted
to incur, was Rimmer's wrath, once again, by sleeping in his bunk, right
below, before he finally, re-made his acquaintance, once again, over the
next forty eight hours! And, as they had had a very bad falling out, the
last time, that they had encountered, one another, Lister was really
quite anxious, not to rile him, any more, than it was absolutely
necessary, for him to do so! And, he even took, the time and trouble, to
smooth the blanket out, on Rimmer's bunk, which he had slept on, for a
measly hour and thirty five minutes, before Holly had summoned them all,
to their recent meeting, in the Science Room, even though, he was now
fit, to drop!
It was a real struggle, for Lister to take his boots off, after he had
finally struggled to climb the ladder, which led to his bunk, and Lister
had almost nodded off, against the ladder, of his bunk. He was that
tired! But he finally made it, there in the end...!
And with that, Lister finally managed to throw his boots, into a corner,
where nobody could trip over them (actually he was more worried, that
knowing his luck, Rimmer probably, would trip over them, and he would
definitely, have his contempt and anger, to put up with, which would
have not been, a very good start, with regard to him, attempting to
patch things, up with him, the moment, that he made his acquaintance
with him, once again! However, little did Lister know, that things,
would not be, as simple as all that, when he made Rimmer's acquaintance,
once again!), and he soon managed to brush off, some of the dust, off
his top blanket, so that he could have a minimum of comfort, to a
certain extent, anyway! But the more dust, he brushed off, his Titan
Hilton blanket, it suddenly blew up, yet another cloud of dust, into the
air, which completely and utterly, saturated their Sleeping quarters,
with even more dust!
In the end, Lister was really too tired to care, and he laid his head
down, on to his very dusty pillow. And with that, Lister crashed out on
his bunk, for the best part of forty eight hours!
And now, that a completely knackered up Lister has met up, with a very
disorientated Kryten, and an utterly shattered Cat, are now fully aware,
of exactly just what, is their position, with Holly, in the Science
Room, with regard, to their present situation, on the Dwarf, where their
route, back to Earth, is concerned, will they have the misfortune, to
encounter the evil Gelf's, of unknown origins, that had been, in
residence, on the Dwarf, about two hundred years previously, before
they can even reach the icy Blue Moon (which will take them, the best
part of a week, to reach!), that they have got to orbit, for the best
part of a week, before they can even set off, for their brand new
destination: The Andromeda Galaxy, is concerned? They could not be, that
unlucky, could they?! Surely not?!
And, now that we are also fully aware, of what has happened, where
Rimmer's whereabouts, are concerned.Will Holly be able to resolve, the
problem, that is affecting his light bee, where restoring him, is
concerned, over the next forty eight hours, if she wants to restore him,
that is?!
And will Lister be able, to give poor Kryten, the re-charging time of
ten hours, via his maxi-recharging unit, in his Sleeping quarters, that
is absolutely essential, to enable him, to perform his duties,
adequately and sufficiently enough, on the Dwarf, one hundred percent,
before the Cat gets his hands, on him, to clean his Sleeping quarters
out, before he can get around, to getting the Skutters, to do all, of
the repairs, that are absolutely necessary, to the roof, of the
corridor, and clean up, the corridor, by Lister and Rimmer's Sleeping
quarters, as well as sprucing up, Lister and Rimmer's Sleeping quarters?!
And now, that we have discovered, that our perky pal, Talkie Toaster,
has finally stopped functioning, after keeping Holly company, for the
best part of four hundred and four years, will Kryten, ever be able to
repair him, after he is up and running, again?! Or do we really want,
Talkie Toaster, up and running again, especially if he is going, to make
constant demands, of the Boyz of the Dwarf, to eat, a lot of bread
related products, in the near future?!
And will Lister, ever get a good nights sleep, and not come to blows,
with the Cat, before they set off, for Earth, once again?!
And exactly, just what, is the significance of the long silver space
ship, especially, where the radio signal, and those two large silver
coffins, are concerned?!
Find out all this and more, in the next exciting instalment of:
The Alternative Red Dwarf!
My new version of the Alternative Red Dwarf, which is actually set, on
the Dwarf, is now available, for viewing, or downloading, at:
http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/mainaltreddwarf.htm
If you would like to go directly on to my Xanadu Red Dwarf Website, the
web reference is:
http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/xanadureddwarf.htm
Now available on my Xanadu Red Dwarf Website.
A review of Red Dwarf VIII filmed live at Shepperton
Studios of the 4th of December 1998!
Some new Red Dwarf links on the Xanadu Red Dwarf Links
Website, which includes links to:
Red Dwarf The Official Website.
The Official Red Dwarf Fan Club Website (UK, Eire and Europe).
The Official Red Dwarf Fan Club Website (U.S.A, Australia and
New Zealand).
The Craig Charles Funk and Soul MySpace Website.
The Unofficial Craig Charles Website.
The Unofficial Captain Butler Website.
The Danny John-Jules MySpace Website
The BBC CBBC MI High Website
The BBC CBeebies Story Makers Website
The Hideout (A Maid Marian and Her Merry Men Website)
Kryten's Homepage.
The Unofficial Chloe Annett and The Unofficial Clare Grogan Websites.
The Unofficial Emile Charles Website.
The Inquisitor Red Dwarf Group and The Inquisitor Red Dwarf Website.
The Xanadu Red Dwarf Discussion and Fan Fiction Yahoo! Groups Message Board.
The Xanadu Red Dwarf Discussion and Fan Fiction Microsoft Windows:
Live: SkyDrive Group Message Board.
And on the Xanadu Red Dwarf Website, itself, are:
Future Red Dwarf Projects.
The Xanadu Red Dwarf Favourite Episode Guide
has recently, been updated!
The Xanadu Red Dwarf Fact File Website.
A review of the film: Xanadu, and the lyrics for the
theme song: Xanadu by Olivia Newton-John!
A review of the Red Dwarf VII Extended episodes:
Tikka To Ride/Ouroboros/Duct Soup/Possible
unedited material for Red Dwarf VII, plus a review
of Can't Smeg, Won't Smeg/The Tenth Anniversary
Smeg Ups/Universe Challenge and The Children In
Need sketch.
The Explanation For The Time Drive in Transporting
The Red Dwarf Posse Back To Earth in Tikka To Ride:
(Episode I, Red Dwarf VII), as well as, The Heady
Medieval Atmosphere of 15th Century Space!
A review of the Red Dwarf VIII episodes: Back
In The Red I to III!
Recently added to Xanadu: A Review of Red Dwarf VII
by Marie Birch and Kevin Blake, and An Additional Review
of Red Dwarf VII by Marie Birch!
Red Dwarf: Back To Earth News!
Red Dwarf X News!
For those of you, who are interested, in my Unofficial Craig
Charles Website, the web reference is:
http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/craigcharles.htm
Recently added to my Unofficial Craig Charles Website:
The ITV Coronation Street Website.
The Lloyd Mullaney (Coronation Street Character) Profile Website.
A Craig Charles Funk and Soul Page Website.
The Craig Charles Career Profile Yahoo! Groups Message Board.
The Craig Charles Career Profile Microsoft Windows: Live: SkyDrive Group
Message Board.
The Craig Charles Yahoo! Groups Message Board.
The Smegaround: Smeg Around - Just A Place To Smeg Around Yahoo! Groups
Message Board.
The Street (Coronation Street) Yahoo! Groups Message Board.
The BBC 6 Music Website.
A Profile of Craig Charles' Work For BBC 6 Music! Plus Some Very
Important BBC 6 Music Information!
The BBC 6 Music Extra Information Website.
Craig Charles', very short Tribute, to the former: BBC North and BBC
North West Studios: BBC Manchester Headquarters.
A Weblink, for the brand new: MediaCityUK Studos Complex, where the
brand new: BBC 6 Music Radio Station Headquarters, at The BBC North and
BBC North West Studios: BBC Manchester Headquarters, Dock House,
Salford, Greater Manchester, which is situated, at the brand new:
MediaCityUK Studios Complex, which is based, at The Greenhouse, Salford
Quays, Salford, Greater Manchester.
Information, with regard, to Her Royal Highness: Princess Anne: The
Princess Royal, opening The Blue Peter Garden, at the BBC North and BBC
North West Studios: BBC Manchester Headquarters, Dock House, Salford,
Greater Manchester, which is situated, at the brand new: MediaCityUK
Studios Complex, which is based, at The Greenhouse, Salford Quays,
Salford, Greater Manchester.
Information, with regard, to Her Majesty: Queen Elizabeth The II,
opening the BBC Studios, and unveiling the plaque, at the Open Centre,
at the BBC North and BBC North West Studios: BBC Manchester
Headquarters, Dock House, Salford, Greater Manchester, which is
situated, at the brand new: MediaCityUK Studios Complex, which is based,
at The Greenhouse, Salford Quays, Salford, Greater Manchester, and with
regard, to Her Majesty: Queen Elizabeth The II, who also started, the
BBC Sport Relief Mile, for six hundred participants, from the Quayside,
at the MediaCityUK Complex. And more information, with regard, to Her
Majesty: Queen Elizabeth The II, along with his Royal Highness: Prince
Phillip, the Duke of Edinburgh, opening the Royal Manchester Children's
Hospital, Manchester Royal Eye Hospital, and Saint Mary's Hospital, and
a new wing, at Manchester Royal Infirmary, in Manchester, Greater
Manchester, and with regard, to the Royal couple, attending a Lunch, at
Manchester Town Hall, hosted by the Lord Mayor of Manchester, and Her
Majesty: Queen Elizabeth The II, meeting Newlyweds: John and Frances
Canning, of Prestwich, Greater Manchester. And, more information, with
regard, to Her Majesty: Queen Elizabeth The II, viewing a Jubilee
Garden, unveiled in Albert Square, in her honour, which has, as its
Centrepiece, an enormous "Throne", sculpted from a fallen beech tree,
from Wythenshaw Park.
Craig Charles: Former: Official Craig Charles Fan Club and the Former:
Craig Charles Online Website.
The Funky Bunker and Weapons of Mass Distraction Website.
A Craig Charles: Back From Hell: Red Dwarf VII (September 1996) Interview.
Craig Charles: Autobiography Information.
My Unoffical Craig Charles Website: Web Pages, which have recently been
updated:
My Craig Charles Career Profile Website: Plus an Interview With Craig
Charles From Cult TV Magazine, has recently been updated.
My Craig Charles Poetry Website, has recently been updated.
My Craig Charles Mini-Biography, has recently been updated.
Craig Charles, being a Presenter, of The Craig Charles Funk and Soul
Show, at the BBC 6 Music Radio Station, has recently been updated. Craig
Charles: Coronation Street (Craig, has starred, as Lloyd Mullaney, on
Coronation Street), has recently been updated.
Craig Charles, being a former Presenter, on Robot Wars, has recently
been updated.
Craig Charles: Former: Official Craig Charles Fan Club, and the Former:
Craig Charles Online Website, have recently been updated.
A Craig Charles and Suzanne Rhatigan Profile, has recently been updated.
Craig Charles: Author, has recently been updated.
Craig Charles: Autobiography News, has recently been updated.
And finally, I have set up a brand new: Section, on my Unofficial Craig
Charles Website, which is dedicated, to Additional Websites Devoted To
Craig Charles, which is basically dedicated, to some Message Boards,
that have been set up, as a Tribute, for Craig, over the years. And two
of those Message Boards, in question, I had originally set up, for
Craig, all by myself!
For those of you, who are interested, in my Unofficial Captain Butler
Website, the web reference is:
http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/captainbutler.htm
Recently added to my Unofficial Captain Butler Website:
A link has been set up, for the Captain Pugwash
Website/The Captain Butler Maritime and
Non-Maritime Incidents Website, informs you, all about,
The Mary Celeste Mystery and just exactly, how old,
Admiral Horatio Nelson, was, when he lost his arm!
The Captain Butler Good and Evil Pirates Website,
informs you, about, all, that you need to know, about,
Blackbeard, and the renowned legitimate Pirate:
Sir Francis Drake!
And my Captain Butler Fan Fiction: On The Goodship
Lady Captain has recently been updated!
For those of you, who are interested, in finding out more,
about the late actor: Barry Evans, who starred, in the
Doctor series, and Mind Your Language, and not to mention,
the films: Here We Go Round The Mulberry Bush, Die
Screaming Marianne, The Adventures of a Taxi Driver,
and Under The Doctor. And Barry also appeared, alongside,
the late actor and comedian: Dick Emery, in the 1982 BBC
Comedy series: Emery: A Legacy of Murder. Then please go
to:
http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/barryevans.htm
For those of you who are interested in the Doctor series,
the web reference is:
http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/doctorseries.htm
I am also in the process of working on a review of the very
first episode of the Doctor series: Why Do You Want To
Be A Doctor?
For those of you who are interested in Mind Your Language,
the web reference is:
http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/mindyourlanguage.htm
I am also in the process of working on a review of the very
first episode of Mind Your Language: The First Lesson.
Recently added to my Unofficial Barry Evans Website:
A Barry Evans Career Profile Website.
The Barry Evans Yahoo! Groups Message Board.
The Doctor On The Go: Episodes Summaries Website.
The Under The Doctor: aka: The Way You Smile (1976) Review Website.
With regard to these reviews, they are incomplete, due to time
constraints, but they are available, for viewing or downloading,
via the appropriate websites, above, and they will always be,
permanently available, for this purpose! And when, they are
complete, it will be my intention, to notify, the various newsgroups,
to whom, they have been posted to! But in the meantime however,
my sincere apologies, for any delays, caused, anyway, and my thanks,
go to all, on alt.comedy.british, who are interested, in my Barry Evans/
/Doctor series and Mind Your Language Website's, anyway! And, it is
always nice to know, that there is more, than enough interest, to make
it, more, than worth my while, to keep, those websites going, thank you!
However, I am intending, to do brief plot summaries, of all, of the
Doctor series episodes and Mind Your Language episodes, when, I next
work, on my Barry Evans/Doctor series and Mind Your Language Websites,
as the reviews, that I am doing, of each episode, are very in-depth,
indeed, and they may, take up, a lot of web space, in the meantime! And
it is probably, for the best, if I set up, an Episode Summary website,
in the meantime, which will be, considerably shorter anyway, and for all
fans, of the Doctor series, and Mind Your Language series, then at the
very least, I have always, got something, that, will give them,
something, to keep them going, for quite, a long time!
I will also, put up, a short independent notice, for this purpose, as
soon, as it is possible, for me, to do so, anyway, especially, as I do
get, a lot of enquiries, via email, in general, via the Doctor series,
and Mind Your Language series, from all over, the world!
More recently, on my Lynne Guy's General Information and Classic British
Comedy Website, you may be interested, to know, that, there are also
links set up, for The Men From The Ministry Website, and a Maid Marian
and Her Merry Men Website (but there isn't very much, on the Maid Marian
and Her Merry Men Website, apart, from the series episode list, and a
Plot Summary Episode List Website, and a picture of Maid Marian and Her
Merry Men, but at the very least, there is now a Website, for the
series, at long last!)
And for those of you who are interested in my Maid Marian and Her Merry
Men website, then please go to:
http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/maidmarianandhermerrymen
And for those of you who are interested in Lynne Guy's General
Information and Classic British Comedy Website, then please go to:
http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/lynnes.htm
On my Lynne Guy's General Information and Classic British Comedy
Website, you will find links set up for:
Our Astronomy Website.
The College Of Adult Education in Wolverhampton Website.
The I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again Website.
My Unofficial Men From The Ministry Website
The Cats Protection League Headquarters Website.
Wildlife Park Kirkcudbright Website.
Kevin Blake's: Puzlebox Hobbies and Puzzlebox Business Websites.
The Official Website Of The British Monarchy.
Recently added, to my Lynne Guy's General Information and Classic British
Comedy Website, you can find a web page, which informs you all about me:
Marie Birch!
Recently added, to my Lynne Guy's General Information and Classic
British Comedy Website.
A message of sympathy for the families of the victims and the
Firefighters, who lost their lives, via the attacks, on The World Trade
Centre and The Pentagon, in the United States of America.
That's All For Now, Folks!
Marie Birch
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