Re: Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2012

[Colonel Jake]

On 11/2/2012 10:02 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
> Here follows the one true ballot for the October 2012 Usenet Kook
> awards.
> Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
> shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
> Wrangler's
> discretion if:
> * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
> * you are a resident of the Galactic Killfile
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> until
> 00:01 GMT on November 10th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time
> the
> candidate might be *you*.
>
> NOTE TO NEW VOTERS:
>
> It is permissible to abstain in a category. If you are unfamiliar
> with the nominee, it is best to abstain, rather than vote "no"
>
> If you are unfamiliar with a particular award, descriptions can be
> found here for AUK awards:
> http://fnvw.databasix.com/ and here:
> http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/auk-awards-descriptions.html
>
> Descriptions of the AFA-B Awards In Exile are here:
> http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/afa-b-awards-in-exile.html
>
> Let the voting begin!
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>
> Kook of the Month
> (Vote yes or no)
> Heinrich aka Heiney
>
> Looney Maroon Award
> (Vote yes or no)
> Heinrich aka Heiney
>
> Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
> (Vote yes or no)
>
> (Derbyshire is not posting to Usenet)
> [Tard] Okie Phoenix aka Fake FNVW
>
> Palmjob Paddle
> (Vote yes or no)
> Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire
>
> Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
> (Vote yes or no)
> Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire
>
> Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
> (Vote yes or no)
> Bob Milby aka Patriot Games
>

Oh L(o )( O)ky!,
"I missed 'TeH BaLLOT!!!.' .."

*for fuck sakes*

--
Colonel Jake

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:And then some...
`^'^´

<from Teh BoOk of Colonel Jake'ster>
Colonel Jake 11:01 - "In and out of the peaks?!?!?!,....,
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[Fred Hall]

Indeed.

>
>*for fuck sakes*

I was starting to worry about you.

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