This is a Showdown, JJ Boyd
Ric Landers
opportunity to disprove this with my Jay Leno threads. You not only came
up short, you embarrassed yourself and all the other pro comics here.
Now, everyone else here learned from the experience -- they've given me
a wide berth. But you're too stupid for that. You think you can actually
take me down.
Fine ....
Here's your opportunity. Me and you in this thread, nobody else. Let's
see what you got, no bullshit.
The name of the game is insults. You call yourself a pro, prove it.
Little blue-collar idiot. I'm going to make an example out of you.
Let's do this.
ricland
JJayBoyd
written insults? This again shows where you are the ultimate putz.
What did I SAY? I threw down the gauntlet FIRST dipshit. Not
written... you can sit there and formulate anything you want on line..
thats no contest...
I said we do it live. On stage. But what happened? Just like I said:
you chickened out like the little wanna be you are.. and then
miraculously come up with THIS idea? Do you REALLY think that you are
so superior? Obviously you do. Anyone can sit in their room and hurl
insults via a computer you middle aged excuse for a success.
No. This time its not on YOUR terms you pathetic worm. You want some
of me? Grow a real pair and lets do this on stage... This way you
have to FACE ME you worm.
Anything short of that? Shows me that you ARE the lonley, sad little
person we all know you are.
JJayBoyd
Ric Landers
One question before we start, JJ.
Have you ever owned a library card?
and used it ...?
ricland
JJayBoyd
have you ever tried to be funny and succeeded?
Didn't think so.
JJayBoyd
Ric Landers
No, seriously, JJ ...
When you fill out an application, in the box that says "Education"
how many zeros to you put in?
ricland
(Again I warn you: I'm much better at this than you)
Ric Landers
>
> JJayBoyd
>
But the hell of it is, JJ made so much money last year, he paid a guy a
lot smarter than himself 50 bucks to take the GED for him ...
Too bad the guy flunked it.
ricland
JJayBoyd
in the box that says Education? Um.. moron? Thats not funny nor does
it make any sense...
You see dimwit.. on any application where it asks for education? It
has the levels printed:
high school
some college
no college
etc.
Where does your 'zeros' fit in?
It doesnt.. you see you're not funny nor are you ironical, sardonic or
even remotely witty.
In your own MIND you seem to think you are soooooo good at this... but
again. Youre not.
Put up in person bitch.
JJayBoyd
JJayBoyd
Oh right.. thats just the way a bitch screams when he's angry and his
mind is all a flutter... akin to a newbie open mic'er flubbing when
someone in the audience interrupts his phenominal new dick joke.
You're losing the battle on here who thought you were so good at
Ric....
Put up in person and go face to face with me so I can humiliate you in
person... but we know that wont happen. You're the stereotypical
internet brave boy. A gladiator behind a keyboard... a pimplefaced 44
year old Lord of the Rings fanatic who names his pets after obscure
galaxies on Star Trek in real life.
Keep going though.. its funny to see how you think you are better at
this... thanks for the warning.. I needed something to do at the hotel
today.. (You see.. I am a working comic who does real comedy... I am
not a public radio DJ who introduces 60s folk music tunes for a half
hour during my 'on air' shift like you.)
JJayBoyd
Ric Landers
Sure, JJ, sure.
One question, though: besides hanging sheet rock, what else did they
teach you in the Job Corps?
ricland
JJayBoyd
This is what happens when a small fish from a nowhere pond plays with
the big boys: he realizes that he doesnt have anywhere NEAR the
'talent' he thought he did.
Ric.. you SUCK at this. Plain and simple. You neither know how to put
somenoe down.. nor are you funny in any way.
YOU STILL have yet to even publically try to squirm out of the REAL
challenge.. putting your crap where your stupid pie hole mouth is and
going 5 minutes one on one in real life...
but again.. you've been exposed at the fraud you are. You dont have
any discernable comedic ability... you dont have one ounce of humor or
intellect enough to 'put anyone down' ...
You are as I have maintained from the beginning: a nothing. Nothing
job... nothing life at 44... nothing to show for all the years of
mediocrity except a few lame attempts to put me, the big bad wolf, in
his place. And such insipid harmless attempts they were at that little
boy.
You can continue on being my room bitch... at least that is something
you are very good at.
JJayBoyd
Ric Landers
Look at it, Dear Readers ...
Ten-thousand years of civilization and somehow this chest-beating chimp
slips through the cracks.
Honestly, JJ, do they pay you in check or in bananas?
ricland
JJayBoyd
this. Chest beating chimp? I do recall you admonishing me for the use
of old and tired 'themes'.. and this is your idea of 'cutting edge'?
Paying my checks in bananas? wow man... Who has been telling you that
you are so good at this?
to play along with your Darwnian theme: in the great eveolutionary
scheme of things when it comes to being able to play with the big boys?
You are the primordial slime of mc's trying to get a single cell
chuckle in the gene pool with the lame and tired "just swam in from
(insert your lame ass city here) and boy are my arms tired"... and
thinking you are among the elite leaving the waters to roam in the open
air.
You are nothing... but again.. you still havent mentioned my challenge
to you about meeting face to face... It shows that you are deathly
frightened to be exposed in reality. You have been thoroughly beaten
here time and time again... now I just want to verbally admonish you
and emotionally crush you live... You dont have the guts, wits or moral
fortitude to do it.. but Ill keep bringing it up because you keep
ignoring it.. exposing yourself as the lame ass NPR 44 year old nothing
you are.
Bananas.. wow. You wouldnt last 3 minutes on a stage with real
hecklers... you have all the time in the world to 'prepare' on here
and you still come up with sad little come backs. Tsk Tsk Tsk.
Your were right.. you are squeaky clean... your feeble comeback and
comedy attempts arent even tarnished with the slightest hint of
laughter or intellect.
JJayBoyd
Ric Landers
You know, JJ, I'm sure I'm not the only one wondering when you're going
to write some fresh material.
You've said the same thing in the last 10 posts.
And how about a gag every now and then just for form's sake?
Remember: you're a highly paid comic genius, right?
ricland
Ric Landers
> alone "fresh."
>
> Amateurs are a waste of time!
>
> JJayBoyd
>
I gave you an opportunity to join in the discussion about Leno's racism;
you made a complete fool of yourself there. Then I gave you an
opportunity to engage in clever repartee --Zoooooom, right over your
head. And now right here in this thread I gave you an opportunity to
show us your gag-writing skills -- skills you beat your chest and bellow
about every chance you get -- but do you write one gag?
no ...
Nothing except the same whining mantra about how I'm not a paid comic
post after post.
What's the problem?
Why the cognitive dissonance?
Do you want people to think you're as stupid as I've been telling them
all along?
Is that it, JJ?
ricland
(warning I'm much better at this than you are)
Ric Landers
> have enough balls to actually get on stage and ask for payment for their
> perceived talent, these are usually the drunk hecklers in the crowd...even they
> show more talent than you, because THEY SHOW UP IN PERSON.
>
> JJayBoyd
>
That's it for you, JJ.
No hard feelings, but read the threads -- you're beginning to embarrass
other pro comics.
That means if I keep making you look stupid I'll create more enemies
than I already have.
No thanks.
ricland
JJayBoyd
thats right kids... you saw it here first: Ric is giving up... and to
do it? He is attempting to turn it around to make it look like its ME
LOLOLOL.
Oh shit man.. you are worthy of a pathetic laugh at least... You
really are delusional.. first in thinking you could even come CLOSE to
'beating' me.. and then for actually thinking you could be the voice of
real comics!! BWAHAHAHA.
Face it loser boy.. you never explained why Leno was a racist.. you
never did 'teach me a lesson' and now you're giving up.
Your trail of failure stretches for miles...
OH yeah.. and you haven't the balls to try to take on a real comic one
on one to prove how truly funny you are.. (that would be because in a
place deep inside you you maybe MAYBE know that you AREN'T funny...)
you is my biatch now boy.
keep it comming.. I am having a great laugh at your expense...
LOLOL
JJayBoyd
Ric Landers
Still don't get it do you, JJ?
Look, you -- a pro comic -- didn't write one gag. And that's all the
exercise was about. But instead of showing us your skill, you decided to
do Bill Cosby monologues -- and worse: repeat them over and over.
And this is not to say my gags were quality, because they most certainly
were not. But they were gags and not the long-winded streams of
consciousness you kept boring everybody to death with.
Bottom line, you didn't carry your end of this bargain. Presumably, you
understand the technical aspect of humor --target, hostility, realism,
exaggeration, emotion, surprise, etc. -- and how to construct a gag --
setup, twist, punchline -- but for some bewildering reason you never
bothered to show us why people pay money to make them laugh.
That's like a pro boxer getting in the ring with an amateur and
wrestling him instead of knocking his block off.
More the reason why the pro comics here wanted you to shut up: you were
embarassing.
Conclusion: You lost -- and not because I write better gags then you,
but because you weren't bright enough to figure out what was going on
and adapt.
ricland
JJayBoyd
it.. you lost.. I didnt do Bill Cosby's stuff..
the only embarassing thing here is that you still continue to say "I
won".. LOL thats funny.. YOU dont get it that the pro comics are
saying stop because they realize that beating up on a poor slob like
you isnt proving to be anything other than a waste of band with on
here.
I didnt adapt? Oh yeah... hard to adapt to banana put downs.
Face it. You are a nothing.. and that bothers you... YOU? bother
EVERYONE with your stupidity and lame attempts at whatever it is you
do.
Again.. you think just because you say something that makes it so.. ala
Jay Leno is a racist.. was that correct? not even CLOSE.. but anyone
who attempts to correct you is apparently beneath your supposed AMAZING
mental capacity... of course youre the only one who thinks so..
but again.. you are too little a man to accept a REAL challenge and go
face to face... You have to keep trying to put me down in every thread
you post on somehow proving how smart you are... You cant face me in
person.. you cannot manage to post any kind of 'put down' that is
either funny or makes any kind of sense... and your inability to admit
that makes you a sad commentary...
You lose. In ALL aspects of your life dude.
Funny how you talk about realism exaggeration, emotion, suprise, etc..
you seem to be able to write ABOUT THIS.. but not able to write
anything that includes them.... You are book smart about comedy.. but
you cant do it.. therefore you in your own self inflated ego think you
are better than anyone.. and in reality you are just another in a long
line of internet losers with no life who use this thing just to try to
feel better about their meaningless little existences.
You are textbook dude.. totally textbook.
And I love the fact that I have gotten into your head enough so that
you have to post about me in any and everything you do...
As far as people paying me to do what I do? Yes they do.. unlike you
doing public radio....
youre a sad little man... meet me face to face if you ever grow a
pair.. come see me after a show... First wipe the egg off your face
and maybe Ill give you a T shirt out of sympathy.
Keep trying to write stuff... im sure one day someone else will tell
you you're funny.
JJayBoyd
Sean
Ric Landers wrote:
> Look, you -- a pro comic -- didn't write one gag. And that's all the
> exercise was about. But instead of showing us your skill, you decided
to
> do Bill Cosby monologues -- and worse: repeat them over and over.
>
> And this is not to say my gags were quality, because they most
certainly
> were not. But they were gags and not the long-winded streams of
> consciousness you kept boring everybody to death with.
>
> but because you weren't bright enough to figure out what was going on
> and adapt.
Well, besides the fact that JJ is a real comic and you're just a troll
named Professor Marvel, you lose because you used the word "gag"..and
you used it repeatedly. It's a dead give away that when it comes to
standup comedy you are totally clueless.
Game, set, match to JJ Boyd.
Now go away.
Sean
JJayBoyd
JJayBoyd
Ric Landers
JJ, get a clue.
Why do people pay money to see you? They pay money to see you because
you take ideas and do things with them ... creative things, things that
make them laugh.
Which is what comics do -- they produce humor, they spend as much effort
trying to produce the perfect gag as Michaelangelo spent producing La
Pieta.
But you weren't doing that. You were and continue to give us raw data
without the structure and formula that turn raw data into humor, which,
of course, points to the clueless person you truly are.
A hallmark of high intelligence is the ability to adapt, make
associations, produce new things with old skills, but you aren't able to
do this.
You're a one-trick pony, a ham 'n' egger, a blue-collar comic like I've
been saying all along ...
a hack ...
ricland
Ric Landers
What's wrong with the word "gags"?
ricland
Ric Landers
And now he takes a silly gag I wrote and rants and raves about how it's
silly.
Of course, it's silly --it was supposed to be silly, dummkopf.
Get a grip, man. You really have gone off the deep end. You're ranting
and raving like a maniac. That's not art. That's not what clever
repartee is about. You're responding with emotion instead of your brain.
You're making a spectacle of yourself every time you post.
You're making yourself look far more stupid than I could ever do.
It's about creativity and art, not about going bat-shit.
Put down your club and learn how to use the scalpel the way I do.
Geezuz ...
ricland
JJayBoyd
dont look now? But look at how long your responses have gotten? Who
is ranting? LOL
Thats right lame boy!!! YOU.
Continue to think you're superior.... its funny to see a sad person in
denial like you are.
JJayBoyd
Ric Landers
Denial about what?
Obviously, writing is not your forte. You just don't get it. You think
because you're a pro comic your talent should translate to the written
word -- well, it doesn't.
Your responses have been low-grade, knuckle-dragging fare.
First, there's your limited vocabulary: you can't string two sentences
together without using profanity. Second, you have the imagination of a
bus driver: you keep taking us over the same route.
Study my posts; learn what the art of writing is all about. Lean what
discipline and critical thinking is all about. Learn how to harness your
imagination and direct it to high concept things instead of the schlock
you've managed to eke out an existence with.
You'll improve immeasurably as an artist.
Bottom line you haven't been doing art here. You haven't tried to pen
the perfect gag. You haven't tried anything new. You've closed your mind
to all of this because you think as a pro comic all of it is inferior to
what you do.
And you drink too much too, don't you? And that's what alcohol does, you
know -- it takes the child-like desire to learn new things and burns it
away.
Burnt-out comic.
That's where you're headed, pal.
ricland
JJayBoyd
using profanity? not really dude... it was YOU who did that first and
now has resorted to the old tried and failed method of "no YOU are..."
pathetic.
writing not my forte? I do it for about 20 well known headlining
acts... and you do banana jokes... not only that but in order to try
and 'zing' me you post about people needing knives to see my act or me
giving oral sex... and this is your idea that you are somehow a better
writer? umm.. No.... sorry.. As has been witnessed by a few others on
here and many in my e mail... The only reason the other real comics
have said to leave you alone is that your a total embarrassment and
they feel its not right to pick on you.
You honestly think that youre writing is high brow? Read back the
previous paragraph ... many times if need be... You are the one who
cannot string together thoughtful sentences and thats why you tried to
get 'by' with small, infantile one or two line zings that not only
weren't funny.. but didnt make any sense at ALL. The "zeros" one with
the Education question LEAPS to mind... but like I said.. you are of
the opinion that your writing is magical and amazing... If anyone has
'eked' out an existence it is you you sad little man... You're the one
with the pissant little Public Radio show... I am touring the country
doing stand up comedy.. And you're the one too chicken to try to take
me on head to head.... put your amazing writing where your mouth is...
but you won't because its one thing to sit in front of your computer
and let yourself be in denial.. and think you are the premier writer
you think you are... when anyone who has read your posts knows you're
not. You dont even have anything to offer as constructive critizism..
you have nothing.
I haven't been doing art here.. and your quick non witted blurbs are?
Highly doubtful... Your little jabs have had no intellectual impact..
they've been poorly thought out.. even poorer in their writing and
delivery.. and above all: they weren't funny AND they ddn't make an
OUNCE of sense...
And here we are: you talking about me drinking? Dont think so.. but
here again is yet another sign of a feeble mind like yours that has
been polluted into thinking he is superior to all around him.. I dont
drink.. never have.. I actually tell people when they start to send
shots to the stage for me to take the money and give it to the
waitresses instead...
I know your type Richard... you were brought up by parents who knew you
would never be a sports hero... You didnt have the dexterity to play...
you were picked on by the others all the way thru to your senior year
of HS... You're odd looking... not to the point that people point and
laugh like some kind of physical oddity.. but like the kid from
Minnesota who went nuts with the rifle: you just didnt fit in... So to
make yourself feel better you submeresed yourself into books and
learning.. you figured you would be better in that area.. and probably
you were... The problem was is that you somehow lost sight of the fact
that your intellect and eventual attitude that you're BETTER than any
and everyone you come in contact with made you out to be the pompus
person you are now. Now your life is spent alone... and in your mind
you constantly look at others and disect what they do, using your
intellect you come to the conclusion that you not only could do
anything anyone else can do.. you can do it better... Unfortunately
you're wrong. At any given point in time you're about a half a day
away from committing suicide just because you are so lonely.
You are not a writer... you are not a comic... Which, in and of itself
doesnt discount that you MIGHT have something positive to give to real
comics... but the fact of the matter is that you DONT have anything to
give. You seem to demand respect for something you OBVIOUSLY dont have
any real knowledge of... you THINK you do... which is why we real
comics laugh AT you.. not WITH you.. theres a big difference ya know...
Just remember: you are the one who, in an attempt to 'zing' me, had to
keep posting lude comments about me in other threads... you are the one
who'se 'zings' didnt make sense... You're the one who has minimal
writing powers yet thinks he is some kind of comic lauriate...
You're nothing.. learn to deal with that while you are at the public
radio station... Its ok to be a nothing... Just dont try to tout
yourself as SOMETHING... especially around those of us who are DOING
things.. and BEING.. not just dreaming and wishing like a middle aged
failure like yourself.
JJayBoyd
Ric Landers
> lets go point for point here my friend:
>
> using profanity? not really dude... it was YOU who did that first and
> now has resorted to the old tried and failed method of "no YOU are..."
> pathetic.
>
> writing not my forte? I do it for about 20 well known headlining
> acts... and you do banana jokes... not only that but in order to try
> and 'zing' me you post about people needing knives to see my act or me
> giving oral sex... and this is your idea that you are somehow a better
> writer? umm.. No.... sorry.. As has been witnessed by a few others on
> here and many in my e mail... The only reason the other real comics
> have said to leave you alone is that your a total embarrassment and
> they feel its not right to pick on you.
I didn't write that post. I told you that. It's some imbecile forging my
posts. If you had any real acumen you'd have been able to discern that
readily enough.
>
> You honestly think that youre writing is high brow? Read back the
> previous paragraph ... many times if need be... You are the one who
> cannot string together thoughtful sentences and thats why you tried to
> get 'by' with small, infantile one or two line zings that not only
> weren't funny.. but didnt make any sense at ALL. The "zeros" one with
> the Education question LEAPS to mind... but like I said.. you are of
> the opinion that your writing is magical and amazing... If anyone has
> 'eked' out an existence it is you you sad little man... You're the one
> with the pissant little Public Radio show... I am touring the country
> doing stand up comedy.. And you're the one too chicken to try to take
> me on head to head.... put your amazing writing where your mouth is...
> but you won't because its one thing to sit in front of your computer
> and let yourself be in denial.. and think you are the premier writer
> you think you are... when anyone who has read your posts knows you're
> not. You dont even have anything to offer as constructive critizism..
> you have nothing.
I haven't critiqued your stand-up because I've never seen it. I've never
done stand up before a live audience so I wouldn't presume to tell you
you suck.
I can, however, make a critical assessment of performance in this thread
which does suck.
>
> I haven't been doing art here.. and your quick non witted blurbs are?
> Highly doubtful... Your little jabs have had no intellectual impact..
> they've been poorly thought out.. even poorer in their writing and
> delivery.. and above all: they weren't funny AND they ddn't make an
> OUNCE of sense...
If you've been doing art it's low art. Not once in the past week have
you constructed a single gag. Also, you've not presented your comments
in any recognized format save that of the rant. Well, that's amateur
hour stuff. People dismiss you as a bottom feeder when they see posts
like yours. You're just some guy on the rag, not someone interesting
with something worth listening to.
>
> And here we are: you talking about me drinking? Dont think so.. but
> here again is yet another sign of a feeble mind like yours that has
> been polluted into thinking he is superior to all around him.. I dont
> drink.. never have.. I actually tell people when they start to send
> shots to the stage for me to take the money and give it to the
> waitresses instead...
Cool ...
>
> I know your type Richard... you were brought up by parents who knew you
> would never be a sports hero... You didnt have the dexterity to play...
> you were picked on by the others all the way thru to your senior year
> of HS... You're odd looking... not to the point that people point and
> laugh like some kind of physical oddity.. but like the kid from
> Minnesota who went nuts with the rifle: you just didnt fit in... So to
> make yourself feel better you submeresed yourself into books and
> learning.. you figured you would be better in that area.. and probably
> you were... The problem was is that you somehow lost sight of the fact
> that your intellect and eventual attitude that you're BETTER than any
> and everyone you come in contact with made you out to be the pompus
> person you are now. Now your life is spent alone... and in your mind
> you constantly look at others and disect what they do, using your
> intellect you come to the conclusion that you not only could do
> anything anyone else can do.. you can do it better... Unfortunately
> you're wrong. At any given point in time you're about a half a day
> away from committing suicide just because you are so lonely.
Ok, now take all that and compress it into two sentences. Do that and
you'll be creating art ... maybe.
>
> You are not a writer... you are not a comic... Which, in and of itself
> doesnt discount that you MIGHT have something positive to give to real
> comics... but the fact of the matter is that you DONT have anything to
> give. You seem to demand respect for something you OBVIOUSLY dont have
> any real knowledge of... you THINK you do... which is why we real
> comics laugh AT you.. not WITH you.. theres a big difference ya know...
You've got stand-up on the brain. Stand-up is just one form of comedic
expression.
>
> Just remember: you are the one who, in an attempt to 'zing' me, had to
> keep posting lude comments about me in other threads... you are the one
> who'se 'zings' didnt make sense... You're the one who has minimal
> writing powers yet thinks he is some kind of comic lauriate...
You'll recall, I told you you were hopeless 20 posts ago when we were
talking about Leno. I said there's no sense having a conversation with a
person like you because you don't know how to have a conversation; you
were never taught such social refinements
>
> You're nothing.. learn to deal with that while you are at the public
> radio station... Its ok to be a nothing... Just dont try to tout
> yourself as SOMETHING... especially around those of us who are DOING
> things.. and BEING.. not just dreaming and wishing like a middle aged
> failure like yourself.
>
> JJayBoyd
Actually, you're right. Most of the things I wanted to do in life never
happened. But that doesn't mean my opinion of you is wrong.
Even a broke clock is right two times a day.
ricland
>
JJayBoyd
of what your writing capablities are? Way off.
Just as you finally admitted... you are a failure.. dont take your
anger out on us real comics who are doing something you only WISH you
could do.
Show up at a show of mine Richard.... if you have the guts. You'll see
how wrong you are.
JJayBoyd
flu...@msn.com
Where and when?
JJayBoyd
this is the problem when you voice your opinions like I do... one day
Ill learn I guess LOL
everyone in the comedy world meet George Fluty.. a middle aged man who
still marches in drum corps and stalks me... aint life grand? LOL
JJayBoyd
flu...@msn.com
j. Good boy.
George
JJayBoyd
the nobel lauriates are marching band instructors...
atta boy.. take the bone... take the bone bitch
Funny how such losers like Ric and this moron always think they have
'the upper hand' LOL
WOW.. dementia folks.. gotta love it!
JJay
flu...@msn.com
magazine;]
JJayBoyd
that that whore wife of yours is probably out sucking multiple peni to
pay the rent your marching band director salary cant afford.
keep going bitch....
JJay
Ric Landers
My background is journalism. Now I suppose I challenged you to a
news-writing contest. Wouldn't make much sense would it?
Your stand-up challenge doesn't make much sense either. You're
evaluating me by if I can do stand-up better than you. That's tunnel
vision.
And yet, I think I'd be a better stand-up comic than you if I ever
pursued it. I think my appeal would be broader. I say this because you
strike as a shallow thinker. I can almost hear you up on the stage doing
dick jokes.
Which would explain your reluctance to write gags here.
ricland
Ric Landers
One point: if this guy teaches marching band, he's a educated musician
with far more versatility than you.
ricland
Ric Landers
> In your case, the upper hand would be the one that's not holding up the
> magazine;]
>
Hahah ...
And don't worry, JJ won't top it with his own gag.
He doesn't know how to do that.
ricland
Ric Landers
There you go again, JJ, with the knuckle-dragger shit.
That's not how it works, you moron.
Fluty wrote a one-line put-down. You're supposed to top it with your own
one-liner.
That's what being a comic artist is all about -- writing the perfect gag.
Don't you know anything, you stupid fuck?
ricland
flu...@msn.com
I know he's not funny. Plus when you push his buttons and try playing
the dozens. He goes over the edge and wants to ruin your life or hopes
you dieWhat's funny about that?
George
JJayBoyd
going to be fun when this stuff hits newsday.. "local teacher found out
to be mentally unstable".
just wait dickhead.. this will be HYSTERICAL.
Tell your wife is she needs a place to crash...
JJay
flu...@msn.com
It already is HYSTERICAL. No need to wait.
P.S. my wife said " If she ever met you..she'd spank you like the
little child you are" "Now grow up and say something funny"
That should be the longest wait;]
George
v r
Ric Landers
I stopped pounding him once it became clear he had nothing to defend
himself with.
I imagine hecklers feel sorry for him too.
ricland
JJayBoyd
year old loser from ANOTHER newsgroup? LOL Oh yes.. THIS should be
swell.
To see one drum corps never has been gang up with a comedy wanna be/i
can do it better against me.. oh dear I quivver with fear...
Tell me ric.... hows that radio show? Pullin in the big numbers? You
get the co eds meeting you at the candy machine all the time telling
you how great you are? Yeah. you must feel sooooo good.
Im sure your radio show is as boring as your posts.... but for public
radio and no pay? Thats about par for the course.
JJay
flu...@msn.com
Who said this was your news group? Didn't you do radio for while? PKB
JJayBoyd
probably know Chafey.. you're stalking me like he stalks Tori Amos.
LOLOLOL
Keep posting Georgie boy... more ammo
JJay
Ric Landers
Talk about bad judgment coming back to bite you on the ass, before my
thrashing of him, one, possibly two members of this group actually
respected JJBoyd as an artist.
This is my stage, JJ. I've been deflating balloon-heads like you here in
Usenet for over 15 years. I'm one of the best. You're so hopelessly
out-classed my pleasure at making you look stupid has turned to pity.
I, in fact, almost wish I was in your trailer sitting next to you,
pointing out why the gibberish you type reads as gibberish, handing you
a banana when it finally dawns on you how if you lived to be as old as
Methuselah, you'd still never be able to catch up.
Now, I wouldn't get up on a real stage and take you on. I'm not quite
that stupid. The stand-up stage is your baliwack, or so you say. So why
do you persist in taking me on here when it's made incandescently clear
to you how inferior your skills are to mine?
ricland
JJayBoyd
being proud of posting for 15 years? And doing such a lame ass job?
You really need to set loftier goals for yourself.
You are a self righteous pompus ass whose own self importance is
surpassed only by your failure to do anything with youself..... you
actually believe you 'beat' me when you're on here...
You dont get it.. which is rather sad... you cant win... you DONT
win... you will NEVER win.
You cannot match wits with me... you only can 'win' because YOU think
you can...
I guess 15 years at this will give anyone the sense that they are
superior won't it... You think just because others have left and you've
stayed means you've 'won'... well in reality it just means you're such
a loser that they have gone on to bigger and better things, and because
you have no life... you've outlasted them by sheer pathos...
congrats man.. if thats what you wanna be known for? big props to you.
Now please.. shut up and be the nothing you are for all us real comics
to laugh at... well we'll do that anyway the more you keep thinking
youre so great.. its HYSTERICAL.
Of couse you dont have the balls to get up on stage... or to meet me
person to person and try to show me up.... even though supposedly you
did SO great that one time... that merely shows you understand that you
ARENT as good as you think and that would only SURELY verify that
fact... this way, by only being so brave on line there is room for you
to stay in your own little secure bubble of self importance... a sure
sign that you are frightened to try to act on any impulse that would,
beyond any doubt PROVE what a loser you are.. thereby pushing you over
the edge to committing suicide when you realize finally what a nothing
in life you are!!!
Oh yeah... you are the 'king' of the newsgroup aren't you... just keep
telling yourself that.. maybe at least in ONE part of your sad little
existence you can be a 'success'.
JJayBoyd
flu...@msn.com
Ric Landers
There's no question about who beat whom. Do an impromptu survey: find
one person who'll state he thinks you beat me and I'll leave this
newsgroup forever.
Just one ...
Nay, the real question here is why I keep responding to you. But, astute
readers will recall I pegged you as a knuckle-dragger right out of the
gate. That would have been in my "Leno is a Racist" thread.
I wrote that discussing anything with you made as much sense as
discussing world peace with Osama bin Linden. I, in fact, even gave a
profile of you although I never met you. I wrote that your father was
probably an Elvis impersonator and your mother the woman neighborhood
girls went to when they missed their periods. I wrote that you were a
high school drop out, a claim you've since shown to be perfectly true. I
wrote the reason why people pay money to see you is the same reason
people pay money to see monkeys in the zoo at feeding time.
I concluded by saying anyone who continued to respond to you was a fool,
yet here I've been doing it non-stop for weeks.
So, the only question readers are asking themselves is why do I continue
to respond to your manifold imbecility?
Why do I do it?
Frankly, I just don't know.
ricland
JJayBoyd
posted was Sean... if memory serves he said something to the effect
that someone like you who uses the word "gag" to describe comedy is a
moron.
so there you have it.. one person as per your request.. goodbye from
this newsgroup.
You are the fool Ric.. not because you continue to respond to me.. but
because in your feeble little mind you somehow think you are better at
anything than me... the only thing you are better at is being mediocre
and a failure....
You are someone that has an overstated feeling of self worth even
though society knows you are nothing more than a middle aged dungeon
master with a set of dice looking for a D and D game.
As you said.. all I needed to do was find ONE person.. and that I did..
so take care Ric.. go find another hobby to think you're good at.
Cause being a comedian or trying to 'dis' a real comic like me? You
failed miserably.
JJayBoyd
JJayBoyd
the number 24 post.. read it.. thats the one where Sean backs me up...
now as you said.. you will leave...
and for the record ... you see you never could beat me on here.. thats
why like a little girl you went running to other posts on here and
tried to trash talk about me on any and every thread you could... if
you were SO thorougly beating me at this... why would you have to
resort to that? You see therein lies the real truth. I was beating
you so badly that you had to try an 'end around' and go to other
threads to 'work your (insert major laugh here) magic'.
Please little boy... stop being in denial and thinking you are some
kind of wunderkid comedy writer with this amazing level of talent. You
are a medicore person who has failed in everything you have tried in
life.. so you shouldnt be too upset here now should you. Someone who
has the talent level you posses should be able to find steady work
scawling their writings on bathroom walls or faux chineese cookie
inserts.
Remember so there is NO confusion... I never had to try to discredit
you (via bad lies or the attempt of horrible humor like you) in other
threads on this newsgroup... and you said if I found just ONE person
you'd leave.. and I did..
so hit the bricks my middle aged public radio announcer... this is Ric
Landers signing off.
You are beaten.. time to move on. The rest of your dissapointing life
awaits you.
JJayBoyd
Ric Landers
I see the only way we're going to settle this is by having a comedy
write-off so name your poison:
Parody?
Sketch?
Satire?
Jokes?
You pick the genre. I'll even let you set the rules. Either way I'll
whip you like a step son.
No more talk.
Put up or shut up, dude.
ricland
flu...@msn.com
going to kick my ass at Giant's stadium last summer. So to help him
out, I gave him my seat number and what I would wear to save him some
time. He never showed and told everyone "I was hiding in the bathroom
all night"
He will not write-off with you.
JJayBoyd
the bathroom and hid.. so.. you do the math kids...
did I forget to mention that this is the guy who at 50 teaches marching
band... and he's supposedly a tough guy...
George.. this is part of the 'REAL WORLD" I have spoken about.. people
here dont really look up to a marching band instructor here.. Actually
you are a punch line here.. and you keep making it easier.
JJay
flu...@msn.com
flu...@msn.com
Let's see... five hour show and I hid in the bathroom all night from
JJboyd. You do the math J.
JJayBoyd
flu...@msn.com
JJayBoyd
newsgroup and be a pain in the ass... when you being from a marching
band newsgroup gives you less than no credibility here?
You have nothing better to do with your time obviously.. like worry
about your students... this is what I will show your boss when I have
you fired for stalking me dickhead...
instead of worrying about your students you are more preoccupied with
posting on newsgroups about me...
like I said. I hope you saved money.
JJay
JJayBoyd
first.. you're a troll....
second.. you wouldnt have the balls to do it.. and if you DID you'd
probably sucker punch me and run away like the little bitch you most
CERTAINLY are...
Ill let ya know boy.
JJayBoyd
LindaH
"JJayBoyd" <JJAY...@aol.com> wrote
> OH yeah...
>
> first.. you're a troll....
JJay? Russ Nagel is no troll.
> second.. you wouldnt have the balls to do it..
He certainly would.
lh
flu...@msn.com
everything.
flu...@msn.com
flu...@msn.com
get him fired:}
Colonel Jake
<flu...@msn.com> wrote in message
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> Or maybe he'll hide in the bathroom all night and then you can try to
> get him fired:}
>
Jason is coming back from Seattle, he was in court today, read the
eadlines -
April 22nd, 2005
Just off the press..
But first, a re-cap of the previous event..
April 04th, 2005
Jason Plawner was found to have blown the ENTIRE freshmen class at the
University of Washington... He is said to be doing fine.. finally after
having REAL MEN in his life.
Shortly after Jason's encounter "Sucking Off" all the freshmen, he had to
undergo minor surgery and have his stomach pumped for some of the freshmen
had too high of an alcohol content in their blood and there semen was
considered to be highly toxic at the time of Jason Plawners injestion...
After Jason was release from the Hospital, he was found and arrested from
Seattle's Woodland Park Zoo for Beastiality. Officers had told reporters
that Mr. Plawner has said "The time is right.. I can feel it... and after
many years with that, I am ready to move up a notch and blow dobermans and
donkeys for a living.", Officers have also explained that if Mr. Plawners is
convicted for Zoophilia, he could face a maximum of 60-years at Washingtons
Walla Walla State Penitentury. Early the next morning Mr. Plawner has posted
bond for $250,000.00 and his arraingment will be held on the 22nd of this
month...
------------------
Good morning everyone, I'm JJAYBOY'D, its April 22nd, 2005, 9:30 am, and I'm
am standing here live in front of the court house here in Seattle covering
the footage on Jason Plawner who was alledgedly charged for Beastiality.
Jason has posted a $250,000.00 Bond and has come today for his arraignment,
hold on everyone?, for I am getting coverage right now from a colleage who
is inside the courtroom at this moment,..., OK everyone, it has been
confirmed that "all charges against Mr. Plawner have been dismissed, I
repeat dismissed," oh, and here he comes right now,..., Good morning Mr.
Plawner, I am JJAYBOY'D reporting live from KING 5 News?, why were the
charges dismissed?,..., well JJAY, my attorney and the prosecutor agreed
that sucking the trunk of an Ardvark isnt considered Beastiality so the
courts dismissed the charges and the Judge gave me a warning that he didnt
ever want to see me again in his courtroom.... Mr. Plawner I was wondering
if you could tell us what happened that evening of April 04th of this
month?,..., Yeah JJAY, ah, I was having the time of my life over there at
the University of Washington, man what a wonderful class of young boys, you
know them freshmen, and later I got sick and had to go to Harborview Medical
Center and get my stomach pumped and right after I was released?, I was all
whoosy like in some kind of toxic trance and I dont know?, I went wondering
around town and next thing I know?, I felt something like in my stomach
pumping everything out again like at the Hospital, except, it was like?,
this time I was really enjoying it, I could feel this ball of fur right up
against my face but I really couldnt see exactly what it was, so I just
grabbed whatever it was, and it was like clinged to me and I wasnt ever
going to let it go, I found it was a little hard to breathe at first, but I
managed, and next thing you know?, I have 6 Seattle Police Officers pulling
me out of some kind of pen and I end up in Seattle's City Jail and posted
Bond right after I woke up and headed back to Balitmore where I could spend
a few more nights in my motel room and take a break from all the commotion
that I went through, I decided it was just time to relax and play with my
toys and reflect on everything that has happened to me during that Seattle
weekend. And I'll tell you another thing JJAY?,..., Seattle, for you are the
best, I hope I can come back and spend some real time here, we love you
Seattle...
And there you go Folks, all charges against Mr. Plawner have been
dismissed,..., this has been a live report,..., JJAYBOY'D, KING 5 News...
JJayBoyd
in a newsgroup of comedy.. in an attempt to make ME look bad? LOL Ok..
you both are middle aged and in marching bands.. Nuff said.. You win..
Losers both..
And Colonel continues to show why he is not only a loser? But most
certainly a homosexual due to his every post referring to homosexual
sex.. obviously something he desires more than life itself.
Jason
flu...@msn.com
Colonel Jake
<flu...@msn.com> wrote in message
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> I win. YEAH
>
IMO,
I think Jason won, I mean?, you would have to be super human to go through
what he did in Seattle?, dont you agree George???...
But what would I know of these thing, for I am just heterosexual...
LOLOLOL
Colonel Jake
OK Jason, you win...
But as far as NG Wars?, I vote for George...
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>:-{P><flu...@msn.com> wrote in message
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>:-{P>> Or maybe he'll hide in the bathroom all night and then you can try to
>:-{P>> get him fired:}
>:-{P>>
>:-{P>I thought you knew George?,
>:-{P>Jason is coming back from Seattle, he was in court today, read the
>:-{P>eadlines -
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