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Message from discussion i hate police procedurals and people who Whistle -- but i think i hate whistlers just a Lil' Bit More
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 More options Oct 29 2012, 3:01 pm
Newsgroups: alt.life.sucks, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.comedy.standup, alt.english.usage, alt.fan.letterman
From: bozo <Bozo_De_N...@37.com>
Date: Mon, 29 Oct 2012 12:01:46 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Oct 29 2012 3:01 pm
Subject: Re: i hate police procedurals and people who Whistle -- but i think i hate whistlers just a Lil' Bit More
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On Oct 29, 7:21 am, OllieNort...@aol.com wrote:

> On Oct 29, 2:46 am, Tommy Joe <j...@bellsouth.net> wrote:

> > On Oct 29, 1:12 am, bozo <Bozo_De_N...@37.com> wrote:

> > > The CHOMO (Child Molester) theme must be a highly reliable plot device
> > > in the police-procedural TV script binness cuz between the "Law &
> > > Order SVU 'Manhattan Vigil' episode I saw on Friday and the "CSI NY
> > > 'Misconceptions' episode I saw on Saturday, the two shows managed to
> > > virtually clone each others story line except for a few names, dates,
> > > and digg'n up dem bones ... but for gawd sakes give your gum shoes a
> > > rest you poor tired old TV script writers, and stop try'n to always
> > > haunt us with the same old bogeyman of a CHOMO under every rock in the
> > > big city ... it's getting a bit weary ... and if you whistle when you
> > > work or walk by my place, you're as good as a dead CHOMO in my book.

> >      "Getting" weary?  Come on Bozo, that Law and Order crap has been
> > off my radar for years.  I swear if I were locked in jail alone with a
> > tv, even then I would find other ways to occupy my time.  I might turn
> > it on just for the commercials.  At least with those the format or and
> > theme might change from day to day unlike the show itself which is the
> > same old story from the show's inception to now.

> > TJ

> A little too close to home for you Bozo?

> I can't watch crime shows now.  They are all repeats of the same shit.
> I do like to watch old cop shows sometimes for nostalgia.
> Use to be the shows tried to have interesting leads.  Quirky
> detectives, hot babes.  Now it is all the foresnic shit.  More like a
> science show than a drama.  I want ENTERTAINMENT not a biology lesson.
> detectives, hot babes.  Now it is all the foresnic shit.

Well for sheer Quirky Detectives (and their horny frustrated wannabe
hot babe sidekicks), I've of course always liked Mr. Monk -- but even
more than Monk is Vincent D'Onofrio in his 'Law & Order: Criminal
Intent" franchise ... and if you don't recognize him in the Law &
Order lineup, he's the slightly chunky tall slow-talking insightful
one who used to always stand back just far enough from the suspect so
he could then lean way into and forward and over at the hip, often at
death-defying right-angle, just enough for that joint signature cameo
of the suspect's face and D'Onofrio's head & neck cocked at a weird
right angle and into the suspect's face so D'Onofrio could ask his
haltingly, penetratingly-dumb, and yet embarrassingly revealing
question of the lying sack of shit trying to get away with murder (or
at least bad acting) ... and when my kids were young, they use to love
D'Onofrio and call him the "lean to" and watch him lean way over into
that per-arranged focus space for him, the camera, and the suspect ...
and then they'd place imaginary bets that this would be the scene
where D'Onofrio couldn't keep his balance and falls over right into
the actor suspect's lap and loses the bet (and off camera has to
either give him a blow job right there or a big wad a cash).

-bdn-


 
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