fifth leg journal 22
Tommy Drake
and even though I had a lot of the same basic problems that exist in the big houses for a comic, the show went great.
I thought I would talk about Wednesday. When we got into Minneapolis it was about five am. I didn't get off the bus at the hotel
because I was sleeping really well. About eight am, I woke up and got my bags and walked twelve blocks through downtown Minneapolis
dragging my luggage (there wasn't any bus parking at the hotel). I got to the room just in time to shower and head downstairs to get
on the bus that would take us to the Habitat for Humanity site. I thought for certain that this sort of thing was a photo
opportunity at best. We would donate some money, sign a wall, take a picture and maybe hammer in a nail. I couldn't be more wrong.
They worked our asses off. We arrived and all changed into t-shirts that read "The house that Cher built, with a little help from
her friends." Then they gave us hard hats and hammers showed us how to lay down the plywood for the floor. The guys on the crew
seemed to know what they were doing so the rest of us followed along. Forty minutes into this I was covered in dirt, sweating
completely through my clothes and hurting all over. A little bit of real work sure made me appreciate the life that I get to lead as
a comic.
The hardest part, aside from being stung by a wasp at lunch, was unloading a truck full of scaffolding. I was in the truck with
Barney, the sound engineer who probably started out on a crew years ago unloading trucks like this, but has graduated way past it.
It was hot outside and a lot hotter in the truck. In about forty minutes I achieved greater muscle failure than any workout I had
ever experienced in a gym.
I had to leave the site at three pm so I could be ready for to do a radio interview that afternoon, so I just missed the part where
Cher met the family that would be living in the house and did the dedication, but I heard it was very touching. All in all, a very
rewarding experience.
Catering in Milwaukee is something special. The Bradley center is connected to some sort of cooking school and the food and the
presentation were spectacular. I sampled a little bit of everything, but the highlights were the oysters, crab cakes, and an alfredo
pasta with asparagus, artichoke, and two kinds of mushrooms. This was definitely the best of the meals on tour so far.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
Chafey
AKA: David
(c) 2003
Tommy Joseph
> I sampled a little bit of everything, but the
> highlights were the oysters, crab cakes, and an alfredo
> pasta with asparagus, artichoke, and two kinds of mushrooms. This was
> definitely the best of the meals on tour so far.
>
Drake, I quit smoking once for 12 years. This happened at the age of 29,
after 18 straight years of chain smoking. It wasn't easy to do. But I did
it. I even learned how to drink alcohol again, without smoking. Then, one
day, at the end of a long hard day, I sat down to a plate of spaghetti with
mushrooms and artichokes and after finishing the meal I was struck with an
uncommon urge to smoke a cigaret, first urge of it's kind in nearly 12
years. I fought the urge and I won. A month or so later I again ordered
this same meal at another restaurant, spaghetti with mushrooms and
artichokes, and again the nasty urge came roaring at me. This time I caved
in. That was 13 years ago, and I've been battling the smokes ever since.
Now I have gone 6 months without smoking and I think I have it beat, but I
am absolutely convinced that artichokes (or mushrooms) (or maybe the
combination), can have a seriously negative effect those who are trying to
refrain from smoking. I advice you to continue with your healthy eating,
but I suggest you lay off the mushrooms and artichokes. There is a chemical
in them that makes people think they need to smoke. I don't have all the
details, but apparently it's OK to eat these foods as long as it's after 12
midnight and before 6AM, and as long as you're West of the Mississippi River
while you're doing it and haven't drank any citrus foods in the past 24
hours. It's a real complicated issue, but I'm studying it and will be
publishing a new anti-smoking diet once I become famous enough to find a
publisher. Thanks.
Tommy Joe
Tommy Joseph
> From: sing-so...@webtv.net (Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!)
> Organization: WebTV Subscriber
> Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
> Date: Sun, 17 Aug 2003 19:01:41 -0400 (EDT)
> Subject: Re: fifth leg journal 22
Sure he does. He fucks mushrooms and artichokes. What about you? Does
Brittany Murphy come over every night, or is Tori Amos getting in her way?
Tommy Joe
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
involves the types of famous ladies I like in a sensual/sexual and/or
artistic and/or spiritual kind-of-way.
Now I --*could*-- merely talk ONLY about all
of the non-famous/semi-famous-or-famous females that I have already had
sex with, and/or, that I --*am*-- having sex with, or
that I will BE having sex with....
But, when I talk publicly about people/places/things that interest me, I
may, at certain intervals, aim, to discuss people, places, and/or
things, that others may be, at least somewhat familiar with. So, I may
find myself talking about several key FAMOUS chicks that I haven't
banged, but would --*certainly*-- like to, if the opportunity were to
ever arise.
But when, *Drake*, talks, he discusses/obsesses, in large part --it
appears to me-- about the types of
food menus he likes.
So, with that stark contrast/comparison, I
can safely assume he is not very healthfully obsessed with sex, but
_*I*_ am....And *HE* is, INSTEAD, rather blatantly obsessed with mainly
just FOOD. As all of his posts "climax" quite weakly, with a robotic,
lifeless, but still noticeably OBSESSIVE mention of "food".
Always ....FOOD....
And actually, I find that obsession with food, from men to be very
effeminate (and/or very GAY). Because, usually, women, tend to, more
often, become sensually involved with food.
In fact, I believe Tori Amos, has a bit of that FOOD obsession thang.
But, I find that trait quite annoying in males.
YOU KNOW, TOMMY--:
I find it funny that you seem to find the majority of women so
repulsive, Tommy, when you, CLEARLY, share some DEFINITELY ANNOYING
traits with them,
...._*CLEARLY*_....!!
....Well, let me clarify,
they are --*only*-- "annoying" traits, in my eyes, when they are
displayed in the male of the species.
You, Tommy, are an annoyingly effeminate
HYPOCRITE, who, really hates what he sees
in most women, because he is so bloody disgusted when he sees
those same feminine
traits in himself.
And, by the way, I _*DO*_ hope you plan to address that other thread
where you have accidentally revealed one of your sock puppet characters,
which you have, in the past, unconvincingly, DENIED ever
having-and-employing.
Face the music, Bozo.
Tommy Joseph
> From: sing-so...@webtv.net (Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!)
> Organization: WebTV Subscriber
> Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
> Date: Sun, 17 Aug 2003 21:39:14 -0400 (EDT)
> Subject: Re: fifth leg journal 22
>
This was another enjoybable post from you, Barbeau. You're improving.
Before I go, though, let me state that even though I know Drake concludes
each of his posts with an official reading of the day's food menu, and even
though you may not like reading it, does not mean that only women view food
in a sensual way. That's false imformation. That's the movie version,
which is maybe the only version you've ever known. You are attacking Drake
because he describes his daily menu. I am not attacking Drake, but the menu
itself. There are people who cannot afford that sort of catering, who will
never that sort of menu. Why should they have to sit here and read about
Drake's luxurious feasts while they scramble through life just to get enough
money to buy horrible canned food? I also attack his menu because I myself
am a great cook and I don't like him blathering on about somebody else's
cooking.
Tommy Joe
Tommy Drake
You have never been more right, and more homophobic. You have bragged in the past about your liberal rants, but you use words like
'gay' and 'effeminate' as an insult. Pick a side, Barbeau.
I have a better idea, you publish a journal of your sexual exploits, and I will keep the one about my career. Then we will let
people vote who they would rather trade places with.
BTW, saw the Blue Man Group tonight with Tracey Bonham as a guest vocalist, fantastic touring show if you get a chance.
-tommy
"Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!" <sing-so...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
The side of righteousness, and peace and love, dude.
Seriously, I am unwavering in my political support of all minorities,
including the gay population.
Every person that I have ever voted for,
and/or worked for, and/or publicly endorsed, has supported minority
rights and protections.
I put my vote and my money and my sweat
and intellect towards independent-minded Democrats, Independents, and
maybe a few select, rebellious, moderate Republicans,
have been considered along the way, as
well.
I work with gay people, and have some
close gay friends.
And....so....I know, first hand, how contradicting --*some*-- in the gay
community can be.
So, please, allow me, as a straight white
man, that same luxury--: To be somewhat contradicting, if only,
superficially, within
some of my rhetoric and politically-incorrect
joking, etc.
Because, I
assure you, for example, compared with
those self-hating Log Cabin Republicans,
my voting record and stances are pristine
pure IN FAVOR of the gay community.
My voting record is, pretty much, crystal clear --*spotless*--, in fact,
when it bloody comes to supporting the gay community. Unlike MANY GAYS!!
Yes, I am not always very friendly sounding, and I
humorously-an-passionately speak my mind about what annoys me, but that
doesn't mean that deep inside I am in any way, shape or form, opposed to
the gay lifestyle. I can be openly annoyed by some superficial
'effeminate' or 'gay' attributes without at all abandoning my deepest
strongly-held beliefs.
And I assure you I never WILL abandon those beliefs. No matter how
*seriously* and/or *humorously* --*annoyed*-- I may seem at
any given moment on the surface, while joyously spouting-off my
freestyle, no-holds-barred, entertaining, thought-provoking,
emotion-stirring,
Chafey-style
rhetoric.
Tommy Drake
'gay' in all caps.
-tnews:19520-3F...@storefull-2191.public.lawson.webtv.net...
Tommy Joseph
> Wow, Chafey,
> You have never been more right, and more homophobic. You have bragged in the
> past about your liberal rants, but you use words like
> 'gay' and 'effeminate' as an insult. Pick a side, Barbeau.
> I have a better idea, you publish a journal of your sexual exploits, and I
> will keep the one about my career. Then we will let
> people vote who they would rather trade places with.
> BTW, saw the Blue Man Group tonight with Tracey Bonham as a guest vocalist,
> fantastic touring show if you get a chance.
> -tommy
Actually Drake, Chafey was referring to ME, not YOU, in his rampantly
homophobic screed. He uses such a broad brush in his painting it seems we
both showed up in the same frame. I don't care one bit about the gay
allegations. I can handle them - and a lot more. I even welcome it.
However, I must agree with you, Drake. Chafey does come on strong with the
liberal display, really getting on my back for being (in his view), a Woman
Hater and a Jew Hater of the first order, a 'fruit nazi' as he calls me - so
he appears easily upset with bigotry and hatred, as he perceives it, yet you
are correct that very often in his lashing out he does tend to label people
'gay', as if this is some kind of disgustingly abnormal trait, which, for
all I know, it could well be. I'm an open minded guy - far too open minded
to 'pretend' to be liberal. Whether someone is truly liberal or not can
only be decided by others.
Tommy Joe
Tommy Joseph
>
> Seriously, I am unwavering in my political support of all minorities,
> including the gay population.
> Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
> Chafey
> AKA: David
> (c) 2003
>
You have 'accused' so many people of being gay - are you sure they aren't
the majority?
Tommy Joe
Tommy Drake
He had stuff geared towards both of us, me earlier in the post (what I was referring to when I sited the use of the words
'effeminate' and 'gay' as insults) and you later in the post. I, too, couldn't care less whether or not he calls me 'gay'.
I do agree, it is up to others to decide whether on not Chafey is liberal. I do think the guy has quite a bit of hate in his posts.
-tommy
"Tommy Joseph" <jo...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message news:BB680A77.10A4B%jo...@bellsouth.net...
Tommy Joseph
> From: "Tommy Drake" <tommy...@sbcglobal.net>
> Organization: SBC http://yahoo.sbc.com
> Reply-To: "Tommy Drake" <tommy...@sbcglobal.net>
> Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
> Date: Wed, 20 Aug 2003 02:35:02 GMT
> Subject: Re: fifth leg journal 22
>
> Actually, Tommy,
> He had stuff geared towards both of us, me earlier in the post (what I was
> referring to when I sited the use of the words
> 'effeminate' and 'gay' as insults) and you later in the post. I, too, couldn't
> care less whether or not he calls me 'gay'.
> I do agree, it is up to others to decide whether on not Chafey is liberal. I
> do think the guy has quite a bit of hate in his posts.
> -tommy
> "Tommy Joseph" <jo...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> news:BB680A77.10A4B%jo...@bellsouth.net...
>>
Ah, here's what's funny though. I think the guy is funny. I actually
enjoy his posts, even if I disagree with them. Of course some are not as
good as others and some flat out suck, which can be said about most of what
each of us produces. I don't see too much hate from the guy, more of a sick
need implanted during his warped upbringing that tells him he must at all
times outdo the other guy at all costs or die. This tells me Chafey could
be a Jew, not that I care, because I don't............ Anyway, Chafey is
funny and his attacks are at times not-so-hateful and entertaining and the
only time I am irritated with the guy is when his own abilities fail him and
I am denied seeing him at his best. What right does he or anyone have to
hand me second rate bullshit? I don't mind someone failing now and then,
but not on my time!
Tommy Joe
Tommy Drake
misunderstand what I consider to be anger in his words. Maybe it is all of the asterices and all caps stuff that makes it seem like
he is yelling the insults at the top of his lungs. Don't get me wrong, I never said that hate wasn't entertaining, I really just
insinuated that it wasn't all that liberal.
-tommy
"Tommy Joseph" <jo...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message news:BB6848A1.10A91%jo...@bellsouth.net...
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
together. (--Hee Hee--)
I was calling you BOTH, effeminate (and/or GAY) for your collective
obsessions with food (and/or shit).
I have long held the theory that gay/effeminate men, become obsessed
with eating real good food, as, really, the only way to get that
lingeringly bitter/salty taste out of their mouths.
"How do I know about that taste!?",
you may accusingly ask/imply....
Answer--:
Through second
hand cum kisses, after my fiancee
sucked me off and then proceeded
to kiss me. I don't taste too terribly bad,
mind you.
But I wouldn't want that unique flavor to 'cum'
from anyone else but me!! Actually, I broke-up with a girl once, who
came home with dick breath. I know what cum smells like, especially,
when it's on the breath of someone else, and it's not mine.
BUT....ANYWHO....MR. DRAKEY--:
If you want to see some --*real*-- hate
and --*real*-- prejudice, check out Tommy Joey's posts about women and,
more specifically, women comics, and, of course,
his hatred towards, AS HE CALLS THEM, (but without the censor stars,
mind you) "K**ES" (Jews), etc. And listen, as he'll gladly tell you, how
he doesn't believe Hitler was so bad. That he's not even sure any of
that whole "silly", Holocaust, even took place. (Despite all the solid
evidence and witnesses that make his assertions laughably disgusting and
weird and painfully/idiotically _*FALSE*_).
Now THAT is pure stupidity and PURE HATE, and it all came from out of
the
mouth//typing-fingers of one,
Mr. Old Man Psycho
Tommy Boy Joey.
And I am not even going to go
into the some of the, EVEN WORSE,
pure hate-an-violence stuff
from Psycho Tommy Joey,
at this point, at least, because, to be
honest, I was/am trying to put some of
that, in the past.
But, Tommy Joey, in essence, brought all-of-those-issues back-up, so,
maybe, all bets are off, for a moment or two, here. We'll see.
He decided to challenge me, and call me "homophobic", so he could
buddy-up, and KISS a little bit of your cottage cheese 'Journal Joy Boy'
effeminate _*ASS*_, Mr. Drake, and he's hoping he can, later, bum some
cum-sauced artichokes from you, for him, to insert up his FRUIT NAZI
_*ASS*_!!
(--Hee Hee--)
But, anyways, let me assure you, Mr. Drake, calling my posts "hateful",
is quite laughable, when you compare them to other people's
way-over-the-line THOROUGHLY UNWISE and NONKOSHER "screeds"....
I know what real hate is. And I do not have it in me. Not at all.
Listen--:
I am not homophobic at all.
But I am not a full-fledged liberal, either.
I lean left, but only slightly left of center.
But it IS, nonetheless, decidedly "left of center".
I am a moderate, left-leaning centrist who votes, mainly, Democratic,
because there is no better choice, usually, (that I think has a chance
to win).
But, I have never claimed to be a full-fledged "liberal". So please stop
with those out-an-out lies. I am --*somewhat*-- liberal on some key
issues, YES.
I am, in fact,
liberal-leaning, on most social issues,
while I am quite a bit more
conservative on law-an-order
and economic issues, but it is a decidedly
moderate type of conservatism.
There is no issue, however, where I lean, --*hardcore*--
ultra-right-wing conservative. None.
LISTEN, AGAIN--:
I would EVEN vote for Hilary Clinton for President of these-here UNITED
STATES OF AMERICA.
And I suspect she might be a closet lesbian.
So I am far from homophobic. And I am not filled with any kind of "hate"
and/or "fear"
towards/of any minority group.
But I _*DO*_ SEVERELY DISLIKE
a lot of idiot goober boob
people who are, many
times, self-classified as
being in the
"majority".
Now to, Tommy Joey, specifically--:
Listen-up, FRUIT NAZI OLD MAN
CREEPY BOY--:
I do, sometimes, paint with a broad brush. And, actually, I, often, use
my cock to paint with, and it is definitely a BROAD BRUSH.... 'cause,
it's pleasingly-plump, and I _*DO*_ like to
brush-it-up against-da-broads!!
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
you make a lot of sense, like, in some parts of that last post from you
(like the parts where you were complimenting me and my posts).
And, as I've said, already, despite my
very serious objections to some of your most offensive-an-unwise posts,
EVEN SO, I can see you have talent, when I read some of your other
more-kosher-an-sane posts, I can clearly see that you are quite capable
of being a funny guy.
I am not Jewish, though. Although, I have a 'Jewish-like' mother. I
grew-up Catholic....But to be honest with you, Catholics and Jews, are
very similar in certain key areas, like that whole overbearing 'put a
guilt-trip on you' thing that both Jewish AND Catholic mothers, are
known for being extremely good at.
And those colorfully quirky/silly obsessive/ritualistic qualities are
there, in both religions. And many Catholics and Jews are quite
--*naturally*-- funny. As we _*ALL*_ tend to act-out those obsessive
guilt-trip qualities onto the rest of the world, and we ALL in one
collective whiny sigh, lament, "You could've called me last night, you
know....There wasn't any blackouts last night....Last week was the
blackouts. This week, you're a well-lit, inconsiderate bum."
But I am not a practicing Catholic now.
I just believe, generally-speaking, in some kind of a 'God', but that's
pretty much it. I truly believe we are all here for a reason. Both the
good and the bad people. And all the people in between. I have
previously theorized that God, looks at us, like many humans look at a
movie-or-stage play playing in a theatre.
I believe he created us for his amusement.
I believe it was a mainly selfish reason, on his part. Which is why most
humans are naturally selfish. We, as babies, start out wanting this or
that, and we never stop wanting, until we die.
I, in fact, believe (in this movie/play theory
of mine), that our "God" roots for the good
guys, and boos the bad guys. But the reason he doesn't intervene to stop
the tragedies, is because, we are merely his entertainment. He might cry
a bit when a baby or puppy dies,
but that's about it, I'm thinking. I'm thinking he probably doesn't care
all that much when bad things happen.
But, even if that is --*truly*-- the case, it
doesn't discourage me, and I still pray to him-or-her, anyways--: So,
when my "mildly-mischievous-good-guy character"
dies-off in this movie-we-call-life, I'm hoping that old
immaculate-conception-bastard, might be kind enough to invite me
backstage.
And, really, seriously-now, I sincerely believe that a higher-power (a
God) of some sort, is the only LOGICAL answer for how we all came to
exist. Something had to have been there FOREVER, and whatever that
something is, *that* is who I pray to at night. And that is who I
picture eating popcorn, getting-off on all of this entertaining insanity
we call Mother Earth and it's inhabitants.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
thingy, is not some great new deep, original revelation/theory,
but it WAS something I thought of as a youth in Catholic school. So it
was original to me, back then. And it is something, I still, at times,
think may be true. And all-the-same applies for my 'gay men and good
food and bloody-bitter
cum' theory, also. That is something I said
to a Catholic grade school nun/teacher back
in, like, 4th grade.
The nuns in Catholic school, just "loved" me
to bloody bits, as you can imagine. And,
let me tell yuh, peoples, I was glad
the NUNS had their leering eyes
on me, instead of those
good-food-lovin'
PRIESTS....!!
And to, Drake, specifically, I would
say some of my best, most original-an-unique
humor/observations/commentaries, come
from my very real ANGER and FRUSTRATION and ANNOYANCES and from my very
REAL moral/social/political/sexual convictions and quirky obsessions,
etc. .....But none of that ANGER or FRUSTRATION or OBSESSION rises to
the level of any kind of REAL OUT-AN-OUT _*HATE*_.
Not in my eyes.
Not in my
heart-of-hearts.
For instance, I really was bored with your approach to your 'journal'
posts, and I really do think your lunch menu entries are gooberishly
boring and pretentious, but I still get the sense I'd probably like you
okay, in person, I'd probably like your act okay, too.
But I am not sure, though, based on your journals being somewhat stiff.
But now that I know, (in no uncertain terms), that you are entertained
(with hours of enjoyment), by my posts, I am becoming more optimistic
about just what you, and your live act are really
all-about.
(--Hee Hee--)
And, besides, as I've already said, I've enjoyed our exchanges more than
many I've had on here.
And it takes *Two* to Tango.
So take that as a compliment.
And thanks for *your* compliments.
Tommy Joseph
> From: sing-so...@webtv.net (Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!)
> Organization: WebTV Subscriber
> Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
> Date: Wed, 20 Aug 2003 02:48:50 -0400 (EDT)
> Subject: Re: fifth leg journal 22
>
Well, to each their own. I don't believe in any kind of God. But, let's
assume you're right. Let's say the Big Boy is looking down on an on-going
movie and he's rooting for the good guys. Well, just who are 'the good
guys', anyway? I guess whatever crowd you happen to be in at the time, eh
Chafey? Also, even though God may be rooting for the good guys, maybe after
a while God will find the good guys boring and he'll root for the bad guys
just for a change of pace, just like today's movie-goers might watch an
older film and think the heroes were kind corny, which is how the 'anti
hero' was created. Maybe God will stop rooting, period. Maybe he'll just
hang out in the theater for a long time staring blankly at the screen. Then
maybe he'll just get up and walk out on the film, right in the middle of it.
Maybe he'll see your face on the screen, Chafey, and say, "What in the name
of Jesus H. Christ is THAT?", and he'll just get up and walk out. Maybe he
already has walked out.
Tommy Joe
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
may get while watching the "movie", I have already said I WILL not EVER
do any nude scenes unless
it's an integral part of the plot.
Tommy Joseph
> From: sing-so...@webtv.net (Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!)
> Organization: WebTV Subscriber
> Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
> Date: Thu, 21 Aug 2003 00:00:29 -0400 (EDT)
> Subject: Re: fifth leg journal 22
>
I guarantee you, it WILL be an integral part of the plot. In fact, the
plot of the film is that you will be chased by the entire population of
planet earth, even those who can't run or walk will be in wheelchairs or
crutches, and the purpose of each of these pursuers will be to disrobe you
in front of God. That's the story. Will Chafey outrun The Depantsers of
Planet Earth?
Finally, alone and scared and totally out of breath you arrive at a
safe place, a small cave in which the only two people on Earth who are not
hunting you down (Tori Amos and Brittany Murphy) are building a small fire
on which to cook a New York steak. They beckon you in and command you to
disrobe, but the commands are meaningless because you are already out of
your clothes, boner at the ready.
That's when the crowd shows up outside the cave and Brittany and Tori
giggle like little girls as they poke their heads outside the cave door and
announce, "He's in here, everyone. We got him for you." Then the crowd
storms the cave. Chafey screams his lungs out as God watches this film from
above. But, it's a film within a film (really modern stuff!), and a few of
the humans in the crowd are pulling out expensive camcorders and filming
Chafey's naked body while disucssing the relative cost and operational
merits of their filming devices. "I got mine through the ACS Technology
Store", says one of them wearing a tee shirt with 'standupguy' written
across the front. The film ends as God laughs and snorts, "Put another tape
in the machine. I'm bored."
Tommy Joe
Tommy Drake
>" I love this. Only _*I*_ could bring such starkly different "Tommies"
> together. (--Hee Hee--)"
>
>
>>
> "I have long held the theory that gay/effeminate men, become obsessed
> with eating real good food, as, really, the only way to get that
> lingeringly bitter/salty taste out of their mouths.
>
>
> "How do I know about that taste!?",
> you may accusingly ask/imply...."
>
>
> Answer--:
> Through second
> hand cum kisses, after my fiancee
> sucked me off and then proceeded
> to kiss me. I don't taste too terribly bad,
> mind you.
>
for the record, I never messed up your name, I always call you "Chafey" or "Barbeau", I would guess that that is what you want to be
called. So why Mr. Drakey?
> If you want to see some --*real*-- hate
> and --*real*-- prejudice, check out Tommy Joey's posts about women and,
> more specifically, women comics, and, of course,
> his hatred towards, AS HE CALLS THEM, (but without the censor stars,
> mind you) "K**ES" (Jews), etc. And listen, as he'll gladly tell you, how
> he doesn't believe Hitler was so bad. That he's not even sure any of
> that whole "silly", Holocaust, even took place. (Despite all the solid
> evidence and witnesses that make his assertions laughably disgusting and
> weird and painfully/idiotically _*FALSE*_).
don't have anything to do with my opinion. I'm not a holocaust doubter, I am a fan of evidence and conclusions, which is why I
believe in evolution.
Does your idea of God have allow for evolution?
>
>
>
> He decided to challenge me, and call me "homophobic", so he could
> buddy-up, and KISS a little bit of your cottage cheese 'Journal Joy Boy'
> effeminate _*ASS*_, Mr. Drake, and he's hoping he can, later, bum some
> cum-sauced artichokes from you, for him, to insert up his FRUIT NAZI
> _*ASS*_!!
>
> (--Hee Hee--)
>
>
> But, anyways, let me assure you, Mr. Drake, calling my posts "hateful",
> is quite laughable, when you compare them to other people's
> way-over-the-line THOROUGHLY UNWISE and NONKOSHER "screeds"....
vocabulary, I think you have some issues to deal with. Perhaps "hateful" was too strong of a word, sorry. Look back at some of your
posts. You frequently go to the 'you must be gay' attack on people. Aside from being offensive, it is immature, school-yard, and not
funny. I expect more from you.
>
> I know what real hate is. And I do not have it in me. Not at all.
your other posts too seriously.
>-tommy drake(y)
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Mr. Drakey, your cut-an-paste and quoting technique, is extremely
WHACKED!!
Double Sheesh!! I almost couldn't tell who wrote bloody what. You
jumbled it all up,
dude.
Be more careful next time, please.
And as far as your comment about having
quite a lot in common with Tommy Joey, well, ALRIGHTY THEN!! You said
it, and have to live with it!! I could quote from countless amounts of
posts from Old Man Psycho Tommy Boy Joey, that might make you think
twice about having made that assertion. But, oh well.
So, just-like, Tommy Joey, you don't
like those Jews (K**es), either!?
Huh, Drake!?
And, just-like, Tommy Joey,
you don't like women too much either!?
Especially those "unfunny" women comics!?
Are you sure you're married, Mr. Drakey!?
Because that is very UN-Tommy Joey-like.
Now, I'm assuming you consider
yourself to be a straight male, correct!?
I mean, since you're married and all, right!?
Well, Tommy Joey, is not so "straight"....in fact, he has proudly
discussed how he joyously sucks-off guys in the back of his cab, (he has
proclaimed he likes the tingly feel of a bloody dick between his
lips--or words with that same basic effect) for God's bloody ass
sake....!!
And that's okay, I suppose, if YOU'RE, LIKE....WAY-GAY!!
HELLO!?
So how do you think Becky would feel to know that you are saying you
have a lot in common with _*THAT*_!? Do you have a very kinkily open
marriage of some sort!?
I am honestly very curious.
But, seriously-now, I am not at all, homophobic, as I've stated. But I
DO have a problem with people who have "sham" marriages to cover their
closeted lifestyles. If I have any problem
with anything, it is spouses who cheat, especially, spouses who cheat
with same
sex partners, in high-health-risk categories.
I think closet bisexuality is scary stuff. Especially, for most women,
if they were
to find-out that their husband has been butt-fucking their mailman or
cab driver.
It is, also, scary for --*me*--. Because, I may end-up dating some
chick, who had an unfortunate relationship with a severely bi closet
guy, who had, (unbeknownst to her), lots of high-risk man-to-man, anal
sex and whatnot.
I briefly knew this very hot chick who had lived in New York, and had
been involved with a lawyer, whom she later found-out was a closet
bisexual, and that he had contracted full-blown AIDS. She, immediately
broke it off with him, of course. And, so, I met her in a local bar,
shortly-after she came back home, from New York, and she proceeded to
tell me that whole, truly-scary, sob story, when we first met. And I was
glad she did. She --*had*-- been tested, and was clean, but, it hadn't
been all that long, since she had broken-up, so, of course, I never had
sex with her. Because, even condoms, are not at all full-proof.
Now, I am not saying, you are a closet bi guy, Mr. Drakey. But, I am
saying you might
need to clarify WHY, you are so bloody sensitive to my discussing such
issues.
I think it is perfectly okay, to be concerned about our society, and
how, I think it would be better if all people were much more open, about
their sexuality, and what they like.
If anything, I am, CLOSET-PHOBIC. I want people to be honest, and open
about their sexuality.
I think it would be much fairer and safer, for
all concerned, to know who their partners are screwing-up-the-bloody-ASS
when they are at work, or at the grocery, etc.
And, as far as, the whole, 'That is SOOOO gay' types of lighthearted
comments.
That kind of stuff, is just being silly.
Yeah, it's politically-incorrect, but, oh well.
I've become much more politically-incorrect, since, logging onto the
way-whacked-an-crazed internet, and, since, I've been doing my
full-time, radio gig, as well.
I, in fact, ESPECIALLY, like to stereotype
ultra-conservatives, in the same way, they like to stereotype
"liberals"....I will purposely, mirror
their goober boob hate back onto them, to give them a taste of their own
crap. Yeah, two wrongs, don't make a right....But it's very entertaining
and funny to see them react, none-the-bloody-less.
And, Tommy Joey, for instance, has said, he liked, Barry Goldwater, for
instance, in the 1960's. While he seemed to enjoy the violent troubles
that the Kennedys had in the 1960's. And he has proven, time-an-time
again, that his political beliefs are very fucking extreme, where he
mixes conservatism and atheism, somehow, with his crazed minded anarchy
extremism, mixed with his contradictorily antiquated
ultra-right-fascism, mixed with his
anti-Jew, anti-women, pro-Arab,
Fruit Nazi whacked-propaganda-tendencies.
Tommy Joey, is bloody fucked way-whack in the fucking head, much too
often, in other words, Mr. Drakey. All-while, he joyously sucks cock in
the back of his cab, while proclaiming he is not gay. Just like he
joyously, argues, while proclaiming he doesn't like to argue.
HELLO!?
Tommy Joey, is just TOO
easy of a target for my verbal barrages.
And, you, Mr. Drakey, saying, you have a lot in common with him, makes
you look, quite silly, to say the least, and quite INSANE to say the
bloody most.
But, that's not to say, I find Tommy Joey, to be
talentless, or without SOME redeeming saving graces. Because, he does
have some saving graces. I see talent in him. Even as miserably jealous
and hateful and fucking loopy-loops WAY-WHACKED-CRAZED, as he surely is,
at times.
And when he is thinking rationally, and not feeling too jealous, he sees
quite a lot of
talent in me, as well. Too much talent, for his jealous-tendencies to
handle, at times.
And I suspect, you, too, are talented, in
your own way, Mr. Drakey. Although, I must say, your cut-and-pasting and
quoting, are severely WHACKED and JUMBLED!! Not to mention your
erroneous assumptions, and your bloody pathetic contradictions, etc.
Tommy Drake
to the fact that neither of us believe in God. I didn't say that we had everything in common, but let's say that I did.
Your you wouldn't have a problem with my lifestyle, your problem would be with the sham marriage, the fact that I would be living a
lie, misrepresenting myself. Kinda like posting under an assumed identity on a newsgroup, don't you think. I mean, Chafey, you don't
cause any health risks with your posts, but you are a sham. People on this group know me, and my wife. Many of us have worked
together. So when I say something about my career or my life or myself, you can trust it in a way, because I use my real name. You
are a sham, that must really bother you about you.
-tommy drakenews:5249-3F4...@storefull-2191.public.lawson.webtv.net...
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
well.
Just because you are using your birth name
(Or is it your stage name!?)....anyway, just
because someone uses their, quote "real name" unquote, doesn't make what
they say any more legit and/or truthful. People can live total lies, for
all of their lives, whether they are using their birth names or not.
Your wife, in fact, still probably
doesn't know some important
things about you.
Some couples are with each other for 50
years, and the "devoted" husband dies, and his wife, then finds a stack
of steamy letters in one of his shoeboxes, from, Little Manuel Poupon,
their 18 year old midget pool boy.
Anyway, so now, you are apparently trying to convey that by saying you
have a "lot" in common with Old Man Psycho Tommy Boy Joey, you were
really just referring to the mutual lack of any smidgeon of faith/hope
in a higher power.
Okay, so you are back-pedaling; severely-narrowing
your statement.
Anyway, as far as, your lack
of belief in any kind of a God--:
I say a person has to be
majorly foolish to believe
this was all just a
randomly glorious
accident.
Something/someone/some-entity had to be here for FOREVER, and I know of
no explanation that explains how the very first
substances, which contributed to; and were an integral part OF, the 'Big
Bang', ....NO ONE has ever explained how those substances were there to
begin with.
No one can explain the origin of the matter,
that spawned the 'Big Bang', which then eventually spawned our
existence.
Tommy Drake
first name. My whole point on that last post is until you use your real name, you have no credibility, and you know that. It is your
choice and I respect it. I will still barb with you and still read your posts. I just thought it a little ironic that you were
coming down on people in the 'closet' when you still haven't 'come out' to the group yourself.
Now, about the origins of the universe, it is a fun debate, but this really isn't the place. You mentioned one time that you had a
"MENSA level IQ". Did you ever discuss your belief in God at a MENSA event, because I have, and that is an excellent place for that
debate. Are you calling all of those geniuses that don't believe foolish as well?
-tommynews:3346-3F4...@storefull-2191.public.lawson.webtv.net...
Tommy Joseph
>
>> And, Tommy Joey, for instance, has said, he liked, Barry Goldwater, for
>> instance, in the 1960's. While he seemed to enjoy the violent troubles
>> that the Kennedys had in the 1960's. And he has proven, time-an-time
>> again, that his political beliefs are very fucking extreme, where he
>> mixes conservatism and atheism, somehow, with his crazed minded anarchy
>> extremism, mixed with his contradictorily antiquated
>> ultra-right-fascism, mixed with his
>> anti-Jew, anti-women, pro-Arab,
>> Fruit Nazi whacked-propaganda-tendencies.
>> Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
>> Chafey
>> AKA: David
>> (c) 2003
LOL.........Sounded almost like one of those music critics trying to pin
someone's style down. You know, the 'post punk retro neo psuedo swing
alternative hip hop' type thing, or whatever. Yes, LOL, and I read it
again, OUT LOUD, and laughed even harder the second time. I also love it
when you start out directing your venom at someone else but manage somehow
to always include me in it. It's almost as if you're living under my
shadow. That is flattering in a very large way. I'm sure you know that,
but you're too modest to admit you actually flattered me on purpose.
Thanks, Chafey. Nice work.
Tommy Joe
Tommy Joseph
>
> No one can explain the origin of the matter,
> that spawned the 'Big Bang', which then eventually spawned our
> existence.
>
>
> Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
> Chafey
> AKA: David
> (c) 2003
Maybe your God can explain it to you. Talk to him. He's got all the
answers.
Tommy Joe
Tommy Joseph
> From: "Tommy Drake" <tommy...@sbcglobal.net>
> Organization: SBC http://yahoo.sbc.com
> Reply-To: "Tommy Drake" <tommy...@sbcglobal.net>
> Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
> Date: Fri, 22 Aug 2003 19:09:33 GMT
> Subject: Re: fifth leg journal 22
>
> That isn't backpedalling severely. You wouldn't refer to a person's faith or
> lack there of as "a lot"? I would. We also share a
> first name. My whole point on that last post is until you use your real name,
> you have no credibility, and you know that. It is your
> choice and I respect it. I will still barb with you and still read your posts.
> I just thought it a little ironic that you were
> coming down on people in the 'closet' when you still haven't 'come out' to the
> group yourself.
> Now, about the origins of the universe, it is a fun debate, but this really
> isn't the place. You mentioned one time that you had a
> "MENSA level IQ". Did you ever discuss your belief in God at a MENSA event,
> because I have, and that is an excellent place for that
> debate. Are you calling all of those geniuses that don't believe foolish as
> well?
> -tommy
I agree with most of what you say here except for debating the origins
of the universe. I don't see any fun in that. I find it somewhat stressful
and irritating to say the least. It's worse than politics, but not by much.
Realistically you can only go so far, even in a calm discussion, regarding
life and it's purpose or lack of it. It could be fun if we could get some
mighty judge on high to chair the debate. Knowing you're going to be judged
on your power of reasoning - or your ability to at least appear reasonable -
that would make it all worthwhile, as far as I'm concerned. But, to debate
whether or not a God exists when it can never be proved is a frustrating
experience. We need a judge. I know of only one, and that's God. But....
Tommy Joe
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Catholic school
to prove I COULD join, if I would want to.
As far as "not having credibility" because of being semi-anonymous or
anonymous....
I don't agree. I look at it like this, some may
not like that I use a pen name, like Mark Twain, did, or my fictional
hero, Dr. Johnny Fever, did, or whomever, ....anyways...., SOME MAY NOT
LIKE OR RESPECT THAT, but, those people, are people, I would most likely
never respect or like anyway.
Now, it all depends on what you deem to be "credibility" anyways. That
is very subjective.
Old Man Psycho Tommy Boy Joey, is,
much too often, a jealous hypocrite and a liar, and, at times, a
hack/thief of bit-an-ideas,
but yet, he claims to be using his "real" name.
So what. He is still a fucking jealous hypocrite and a fucking liar,
and, at times, a hack/thief. So I think your point is moot, Drakey. I
really do.
Knowing --*exactly*-- what someone's
name is, does not make their words
any more meaningful. You either
like what you read or you do not.
Whomever it is, who is writing it.
Tommy Joey, is an idiot. He just recently made a point about a very bad
article written by Steve Martin. Saying, in effect, "Would people like
that crappy article, if no one had known who it was!?". I say, they
would have, if it would have been a good article and they weren't
jealous
of it's worth or disagreeing with the sentiments expressed, etc.
But for me, I thought the article was total crap.
I would have felt the same, had I not known it was Steve Martin. And
people who would feel differently, KNOWING WHO IT WAS, are people I DO
NOT respect. So why should I expect them to respect me, while I am
anonymous or semi-anonymous. They are
only looking for the author's name. The
article is secondary.
Well, I am the opposite. The article is most important in my mind. The
author's words tell the story. Not the author's pen name.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
my 'Fruit Nazi' type-of-rhetoric and other entertainingly worded
whatnots.
But, I still meant what I said. And it wasn't a compliment. I think your
politics are fucked-up and totally insane, and you should, probably,
--*literally*--, be locked-up for some of the things you have said,
previously. I hate
your politics.
I despise your views on politics and your overall basic qualities as a
human. But, I, at times, see talent in your writing. So, please, get
that straight.
And I am most certainly in no one's shadow,
but my own, at times. (--Hee Hee--)
As I am a lot to live up to, on some
days.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
spirituality, that you spout-off ridiculous lines like, "your God", with
such a clearly poisonous tone typed within your words.
You are a terribly bitter-an-lonely fellow, who
has given up on believing in anything.
You are like John Lennon (without any of John's massive talent), during
John's way-fucked-up, drug-induced, self-absorbed period, when he wrote
about how, all he believed in was, "Yoko and him", he didn't believe in
anything, but him, and bloody Yoko....Well, you don't even have a
Yoko....
No, wait, you do->....->MOMMA LEIFY!!
Leify is your Yoko.
Anyways, when you attack my very general belief in a higher power. Where
I don't claim to know what "My God" wants from the world or me, exactly.
But I still believe that we were created by something anyways, WHEN YOU
ATTACK THAT REASONABLE BELIEF, you are clearly, showing just how bloody
fucked-in-the-head, BITTER BITTER _*BITTER*_ you surely are, SHIRLEY!!
LISTEN--:
Answer this--:
Who created the original matter that created
the 'Big Bang' and spawned evolution!? Our
brains are incapable of comprehending, fully, something, that has just
ALWAYS been
there, in the cosmos, and then, suddenly it just exploded into
life-creating forms, etc.!?!?
But I GUARANTEE you, whatever that SOMETHING _*IS*_, that "exploded",
that matter/substance/spirit, that was there LONG before the purported
'Big Bang' _*THAT*_ IS
_*GOD*_ or it was created by _*GOD*_!!
Because only a _*GOD*_ could have been there for _*FOREVER*_. Only a
super being,
a higher power, could just be hanging around for _*FOREVER*_ waiting to
explode.
Something has to be behind the 'Big Bang'.
There had to be something that was there to create the 'Big Bang'. The
substances that were a part of the 'Big Bang', had to have originated
from something, and so on, and so on. So, those INFINITE ORIGINS, are
what prove to me, that there has to be some kind of a _*GOD*_ behind it
all. Nothing else comes close to making logical sense.
And by 'infinite origins', I mean, like, when you take a video camera
(let's say a Canon XL1S, for instance, or even a crappy ZR60), anyways,
when you take any video camera, and aim it at your monitor, you get a
never ending, 'infinite'
image of your television monitor within the monitor.
It goes on and on and on....and on
and on and on into infinity.
But the --*original*-- IMAGE, comes from, the actual camera shooting the
actual monitor. So, God, in this scenario, is either, the MONITOR and/or
the CAMERA, and the neverending images, that you see, of the monitor
within the monitor, that is, all the neverending human theories, about
the origin, of "LIFE", those images, are the 'Big Bang and Evolution
Theory', the Bible's 'Adam and Eve' theory,
etc., etc.
And I dare you or anyone to come-up with
any reasonable explanation/conclusion for how, something, could have
just ALWAYS been there, and then, just suddenly exploded into life,
without that original camera and monitor aiming to create the infinite
explosions/origins of life. Those original substances which caused the
explosions HAVE to be _*GOD*_ or they have to have been somehow created
by a _*GOD*_ of some sort.
That which has always been there,
and that which will always be there.
The only explanation, in our brains, for something like that, is a
higher, unexplained power. A _*GOD*_.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Carry On--:
I don't actually BELONG to 'Mensa'. I
merely have the I.Q. test from Catholic school
to prove I COULD join, if I would want to.
As far as "not having credibility" because
of being semi-anonymous or anonymous....
I don't agree. I look at it like this--:
Some may not like that I use a pen name,
like Mark Twain, did, or my fictional hero,
Dr. Johnny Fever, did, or whomever, .....anyways...., SOME MAY NOT LIKE
OR RESPECT THAT, but, those people, are people, I would most likely
never respect
or like anyway.
Now, it all depends on what you deem to be "credibility" anyways. That
is very subjective.
Old Man Psycho Tommy Boy Joey, is,
much too often, a jealous hypocrite and a liar, and, at times, a
hack/thief of bits-an-ideas,
but yet, he claims to be using his "real" name.
So what. He is still a fucking jealous hypocrite and a fucking liar,
and, at times, a hack/thief. So I think your point is moot, Drakey. I
really do.
Knowing --*exactly*-- what someone's
name is, does not make their words
any more meaningful. You either
like what you read or you do not.
Whomever it is, who is writing it.
Tommy Joey, is a hypocritical idiot for "mostly" agreeing with you,
Drakey. He just recently made a point about a very bad article
written by Steve Martin. Saying, in effect, "Would people like that
crappy article, if no one had known who it was!?". Tommy was *THEN*
conveying that it was wrong for people to do that. To base their like or
dislike, on it being, "Steve Martin's name" attached to the article .
So, Tommy is always being contrary, from
one side or the other. He is not to be trusted.
His word is SHIT. Which is why he is obsessed with SHIT.
Anyways--:
I say, many would have liked the
Steve Martin article, if his name wasn't attached, *IF* it would have
been a good article *AND* they
weren't jealous of it's worth or
disagreeing with the sentiments
expressed, etc.
But for me, I thought the article was total crap.
But I would have felt the same, had I not known it was Steve Martin. And
Tommy Joseph
>
> Tommy Joey, is an idiot. He just recently made a point about a very bad
> article written by Steve Martin. Saying, in effect, "Would people like
> that crappy article, if no one had known who it was!?". I say, they
> would have, if it would have been a good article and they weren't
> jealous of it's worth or disagreeing with the sentiments expressed, etc.
> Well, I am the opposite. The article is most important in my mind. The
> author's words tell the story. Not the author's pen name.
>
>
> Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
> Chafey
> AKA: David
> (c) 2003
Once again it all revolves around you, of course. My comments concerned
the majority. If you feel the need to proclaim yourself above or beyond
the masses in this regard - that is your problem. The majority certain do
allow the author's pen name to influence their 'judgement'.
Tommy Joe
Tommy Joseph
>
> LISTEN--:
> Answer this--:
> Who created the original matter that created
> the 'Big Bang' and spawned evolution!? Our
> brains are incapable of comprehending, fully, something, that has just
> ALWAYS been
> there, in the cosmos, and then, suddenly it just exploded into
> life-creating forms, etc.!?!?
> Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
> Chafey
> AKA: David
> (c) 2003
No, listen to THIS: I don't care. I don't care about 'the big bang' or
'evolution' anymore than I care about the Bible or someone's organized
religion. Science is the flip side of religion. In fact it IS a religion
to some people. I've already mentioned not caring much for discussions of
this sort, but apparently that went over your head, or maybe right through
it. I don't need to discuss any of this shit. I don't claim to know any
more about any of it than you do. I just happen to not believe in God. So
what? I'm not about to tote a flag onto a battle field because of it. I'm
even leaning toward being for the elected politician from Alabama who
recently placed the huge 'ten commandments' slab in his office building for
all to see - and why not? - he's an official elected by the majority of
assholes in his sovereign State. If people don't like what he does, let
them vote him out of office, just as they voted him in. What are the ten
commandments anyway? Just a longer edition of The Golden Rule. But the
Golden Rule doesn't sell. It's not long enough. It's just one rule, and it
makes too much sense. We need ten rules. Ten is the magic number. Even
David Letterman knows this.
Tommy Joe
Tommy Drake
-tommy
"Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!" <sing-so...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
But I think you got my basic point, anyways.
YOU FOPPISHLY-FACETIOUS-AN-FRUCTIFIED GOOBER
BOOB
_*YOU*_....!!
Now, here is something you can do, to help out the kind, charitable hand
that is feeding you--: Please inform, Cher, that the www.imdb.com has an
extremely embarrassing picture of her, as the main publicity shot, when
you do a search on her. If Cher looks like this, normally, then
something is terribly, TERRIBLY
wrong.
She looks like a cross between
Norma Desmond and Michel Jackson, in
that picture they have running as her main
picture, currently (at the time of this posting).
She looks like she had some kind of an eyebrow lift thingy --or
something odd like
that-- which is making her face look perpetually, "surprised".
She needs to let her eyebrows out just a little, or something. Her
doctor needs to loosen those puppies UP and let 'em hang more naturally
above her eyes. She looks like a melting wax caricature of her former
herself. She looks much older than her years, with that terrible plastic
surgery botchery. A little bit of natural wrinkles would have been MUCH
better than whatever that horrific doctor apparently did to her.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
taking two paragraphs out of context and slapping them together, as if
they were written as two consecutive paragraphs.
But, I understood what you were attempting
to gooberishly convey despite that hideous approach.
And let me say, once again, you are a
fucking hypocrite and liar, too often. Like now.
Because, really-now, since when do you
give a rat's bloody ass about what a
"majority" think about anything!?
Actually, I do think you care more about what people think than you let
on. Which is why
you are so bloody contradicting all of the time.
Where you go from one extreme to the other.
From kissing-up severely....to trying to be a weak ass pseudo-rebel of
some sort. Make-up your fucking mind.
I've stated before, I don't like either of those two extremes from you.
Because neither of them, are kosher or real, in my eyes.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
what you proclaim to "not care about" and/or what you say that you,
"don't wish to discuss".
That post was not solely directed at you.
My posts are for the entertainment of all of
my reading/lurking audience. So, I don't give
a bloody shit, if you are up to the task of responding to a post that is
_*CLEARLY*_ over-your-head and out-of-your-realm.
In this case, like many cases, you know I am right. So you don't want to
look stupid trying to
argue about my reasonable and kosher points.
Tommy Joseph
> She needs to let her eyebrows out just a little, or something. Her
> doctor needs to loosen those puppies UP and let 'em hang more naturally
> above her eyes. She looks like a melting wax caricature of her former
> herself. She looks much older than her years, with that terrible plastic
> surgery botchery. A little bit of natural wrinkles would have been MUCH
> better than whatever that horrific doctor apparently did to her.
> Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
> Chafey
> AKA: David
> (c) 2003
First of all, Chafey, do you know Cher personally? Because if you
don't, how do you for sure she hasn't been getting worked over since the
very first time you saw her in all her 'natural' glory? This woman was
never very attractive to begin with. Sure, she'd probably look better today
if she'd have taken the natural route from the start, after all she's a
singer, not a fucking model. The point is, there are plenty of singers who
don't look good and it doesn't mean anything at all. In fact most really
good singers look pretty bad - relatively speaking - kind of like female Mel
Torme's. But, so what? Anyway, you have now referenced Cher's past
appearance on more than one occasion, but you have no way of knowing for
certain just when her forays into the world of facial falsity began. For
all we know she could have had her first face lift when she was in her
teens, or maybe right after Sonny punched her in the nose with a power equal
to that of a downhill skier slamming into a big oak tree. Who knows? And,
for those who like her voice, who cares?
Tommy Joe
Tommy Joseph
> From: sing-so...@webtv.net (Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!)
> Organization: WebTV Subscriber
> Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
> Date: Sun, 24 Aug 2003 01:03:29 -0400 (EDT)
> Subject: Re: fifth leg journal 22
>
I would say the person who begins their post with "Fuck You" is the one
who clearly has very little or nothing to say.
Tommy Joe
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
to say, than a person who starts off a post with "Fuck You".
Dumb ass.
My "Fuck You", was basically setting the mood, for the words that
followed. It was expressing
my sentiments towards your lame dodging
of things your are afraid to confront. Like, confronting the fact that
you are a hard-headed
dumb ass, who doesn't want to see the truth.
The truth that your belief in LIFE just being some grand accident, HAS
MAJOR FLAWS.
Just like _*YOUR*_ _*MISERABLE*_ _*LIFE*_ HAS MAJOR FLAWS.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
make
that
"you"
NOT
"your"--:
I would say a person who only responds with one sentence, has even LESS
to say, than a person who starts off a post with "Fuck You".
Dumb ass.
My "Fuck You", was basically setting the mood, for the words that
followed. It was expressing
my sentiments towards your lame dodging
of things *you* are afraid to confront. Like, confronting the fact that
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nose, and more crooked teeth. She was naturally sexy, with a
very sexy body.
And I am saying, she would have been better off to just grow older, more
gracefully. And not try so hard to look "young". Because, it had the
opposite effect. Like plastic surgery, so often does. It is the great
big SHAM of plastic surgery. It can sometimes be a benefit, if handled
conservatively, by a competent surgeon. But most of those Hollywood
surgeons, are SO MUCH in it for the
money, that I think, they become AS
CRAZED as their patients who are
getting those dumb things done.
Tommy Drake
I've seen Cher up close in street clothes with very little make-up and actually, she is pretty hot. She is 57 and looks like and
attractive 40. I would tell you if she was nasty or scary up close, but she really isn't. You are welcome to attack her, I couldn't
care less what you think of her, but if you want to make an educated comment on her, why don't you come to one of our shows, my
treat. Just go to my website or a concert site and pick a city. I will leave you tickets and you will never have to see me or meet
me or anything. I won't tell anybody which show you came to. This is a sincere invitation and people who know me here will tell you
that it is.
Than you can specifically insult Cher and myself based on your experience.news:3228-3F4...@storefull-2192.public.lawson.webtv.net...
Tommy Joseph
> From: sing-so...@webtv.net (Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!)
> Organization: WebTV Subscriber
> Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
> Date: Sun, 24 Aug 2003 07:11:54 -0400 (EDT)
> Subject: Re: fifth leg journal 22
>
You could use some plastic surgery - on your mind.
Tommy Joe
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
You sore loser.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
was unflattering, don't you!? Maybe it was
just her eyebrows were too thick and too
dark and too arched for the shape of her
face (Or bloody something like that!!)
...And/Or....the unflattering angle,
that the picture caught her face,
as she was smiling in an
equally-unflattering,
contorted
way.
But, I hope she has her people change that main photo on that site.
Because it _*IS*_ fucking scary.
I was a big fan of hers, back in the 1970's,
as the young precocious kid that I was. And I truly liked her
rebellious, smart ass ways. And I thought she was hot.
So, I really wasn't trying to be totally mean.
Only, totally HONEST about what I felt when I saw that horrible picture.
She puts too much make-up on, it seems.
Maybe that's why gay guys like her.
She looks like a very bad drag queen,
in that picture. Maybe, when gay guys see
a godawful picture like that, it makes them, temporarily, feel more,
"pretty", at least,
as they, swoon-away at the reflection of
their own images, in the mirror, pretending
they have on the same Bob Mackie design, as
Cher. While, at the same time, imagining, Bob Mackie, himself, bent
over, in front of
them, as they model his dresses.
And, before, the Fruit Nazi, Tommy Joey, and/or his fluffy fruit momma,
Momma Leify, bloody chime in, trying to deflect from their own
MAJORLY-CLOSET-gay issues let me add this--: NO!!!, that was NOT what I
did in front
of the mirror. Not even in
front of my cocker spaniel.
_*I*_ (Unlike Tommy Joe Kasem and Momma Leify), _*I*_ was attracted to
what was _*IN*_
the fucking dress, and what I could see through and/or around the
scantily-cut, see-through dresses that Cher wore in the 1970's, _*NOT*_
the fucking DRESS, itself, and/or the dresses' designers, for God's
bloody ass sake!!
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Date: Sat, Aug 23, 2003, 11:27pm From: sing-so...@webtv.net
(Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!)
Well, I'm probably more like Dr. Johnny Fever. But I think you got my
basic point, anyways.
YOU FOPPISHLY-FACETIOUS-AN-FRUCTIFIED GOOBER BOOB
_*YOU*_....!!
Now, here is something you can do, to help out the kind, charitable hand
that is feeding you--: Please inform, Cher, that the www.imdb.com has an
extremely embarrassing picture of her, as the main publicity shot, when
you do a search on her. If Cher looks like this, normally, then
something is terribly, TERRIBLY
wrong.
She looks like a cross between
Norma Desmond and Michel Jackson, in
that picture they have running as her main picture, currently (at the
time of this posting).
She looks like she had some kind of an eyebrow lift thingy --or
something odd like
that-- which is making her face look perpetually, "surprised".
She needs to let her eyebrows out just a little, or something. Her
doctor needs to loosen those puppies UP and let 'em hang more naturally
above her eyes. She looks like a melting wax caricature of her former
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where I'm sitting, right!?
How could you not know!? Oh well. Well see.
How much longer is the tour!?
By the way, not to be mean, but, I love Cyndi Lauper. I would have liked
to see her. Not that your act, is totally lame or anything, because I
haven't seen it yet, but, I really like Cyndi's voice. Was she
permanently replaced for upstaging Cher!? You can retell that story, if
you wish. It is interesting, how it all started.
But, I can't remember the exact details.
Anyways--:
Cyndi, is a GREAT singer and artist.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
I hate typos like that. They bloody piss me off.
Damn-it!!
Now, please, Carry On--:
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And, as far as your offer goes--:
I'll think about it. But you'll know
where I'm sitting, right!?
How could you not
know!? Oh well.
We'll see.
How much longer is the tour!?
By the way, not to be mean, but, I love Cyndi Lauper. I would have liked
to see --*her*--.
Tommy Joseph
>
> Anyways--:
> Cyndi, is a GREAT singer and artist.
>
>
> Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
> Chafey
> AKA: David
> (c) 2003
Lauper is alright but give me a break because everyone's an artist
especially me Barbeau whether you agree or not and of course you won't
because you refuse to agree with anyone on anything just because you think
it's fun to argue all the time and you assume others like it as well and
it's true some of them do like it but I don't so let's not go any further
with it except to say that since Drake travels with Cher and you think
Lauper's so great why don't you and Cyndi hook up and maybe you can open for
her just like Drake opens for Cher and don't take that the wrong way because
I like Cyndi too and I have nothing against Cher or Drake or even you except
to say I really think you ought to get ahold of one of those female
superstars you're always raving about like Tori Amos or Brittany Murphy and
start telling them to their faces just how great you think they are so they
can have your scrawny ass tossed into prison for stalking or communicating
threats which is a crime you certainly will never have to worry about
because only the famous get stalked and you will never be famous due to the
fact that you are a follower and not a leader especially if you opened my
post and read it from start to finish which is something I can't imagine
anyone other than myself doing even though I rarely do anything from start
to finish except to say I don't have anything to say as you already know
even though it's possible I could have had something to say so you're not
getting any credit for being right about it until you first admit you're
wrong most of the time.
Tommy Joe
Tommy Drake
this. You have no reason to trust me, but other people who have worked with me will tell you that I am a stand up guy in that
respect.
I agree with you totally on the Cyndi Lauper thing. I was disappointed I wasn't her on the first couple of shows. I didn't win the
job from her in any respect, her contract was up and they were paring down the show to extend it and make it cheaper to produce,
that is how I got the job. I was an easy, cheap replacement. The tour goes 'til Oct. 25. Pick a date and I will set it up, it is the
least I can do for the hours of entertaining reading you have given me.news:21715-3F...@storefull-2195.public.lawson.webtv.net...
Tommy Joseph
> From: "Tommy Drake" <tommy...@sbcglobal.net>
> Organization: SBC http://yahoo.sbc.com
> Reply-To: "Tommy Drake" <tommy...@sbcglobal.net>
> Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
> Date: Mon, 25 Aug 2003 07:17:29 GMT
> Subject: Re: fifth leg journal 22
>
> I'll make your seats totally unknown to me, you can trust me on this. I may be
> an idiot sometimes, but I wouldn't mess with you on
> this. You have no reason to trust me, but other people who have worked with me
> will tell you that I am a stand up guy in that
> respect.
> I agree with you totally on the Cyndi Lauper thing. I was disappointed I
> wasn't her on the first couple of shows. I didn't win the
> job from her in any respect, her contract was up and they were paring down the
> show to extend it and make it cheaper to produce,
> that is how I got the job. I was an easy, cheap replacement. The tour goes
> 'til Oct. 25. Pick a date and I will set it up, it is the
> least I can do for the hours of entertaining reading you have given me.
> -tommy
Mr. Drake, you express concern that Chafey might be afraid your
invitation is a sham, a ploy to bring him out into the open, perhaps even
expose him to a small army of ACS regulars who on a signal from you come
pouring out from behind the stage to surround the startled Barbeau like a
wild pack of papparazzi with cameras flashing. I believe Chafey trusts you,
Mr. Drake, as long as he believes you are Mr. Tommy Drake.
But, he could be concerned that someone such as myself might be posing
as you. Yes, I could pretend to be you, Mr. Drake, and then invite Chafey
to one of your shows, only to be waiting outside the venue for Chafey to
emerge from the show in a mirthful cloud as he looks up to see a large
pistol staring him in the face as I step forth out of the shadows with the
same determined intensity that must have guided Mark David Chapman the day
he blew John Lennon away on the sidewalks of New York City.
Chafey could be afraid of that, or he could be afraid of anything. But
rest assured, he is afraid. He will never accept your invitation to appear
in public - not anywhere - because the public and Chafey don't go together -
at all. Send him a video of Cher's show. That's the only way he'll see
Cher - on one of the expensive techno toys he likes to brag about owning all
the time.
Tommy Joe
>> And, as far as your offer goes--: I'll think about it. But you'll know
>> where I'm sitting, right!?
>> How could you not know!? Oh well. Well see.
>> How much longer is the tour!?
>>
>>
>> By the way, not to be mean, but, I love Cyndi Lauper. I would have liked
>> to see her. Not that your act, is totally lame or anything, because I
>> haven't seen it yet, but, I really like Cyndi's voice. Was she
>> permanently replaced for upstaging Cher!? You can retell that story, if
>> you wish. It is interesting, how it all started.
>> But, I can't remember the exact details.
>>
>>
>> Anyways--:
>> Cyndi, is a GREAT singer and artist.
>>
>>
>> Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
>> Chafey
>> AKA: David
>> (c) 2003
=
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
the story about how you came to open for Cher.
It's a helluva lot more interesting than your fucking catering menu, you
fuck face!!
Lauper had some kind of a mishap,
right!?
If I am incorrect, forgive me, I had a bit too much to drink today.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Chapman.
DUDE, you, sincerely, need to get over your violent
obsessions-an-fantasies, which are obviously induced by your transparent
jealousies.
And as far as your other gooberishly jealous comments about my
obsessions with my
"high tech video toys", and my "fear of the public"....
You're making me out
to be a cross between Bob Crane and Howard Hughes.
I am somewhat flattered, but, alas, I have not reached the heights, nor
the depths, of those two talented and unique celebrities.
I am merely a local disc jockey, so far.
That's how Bob Crane started out, though.
So, I look forward to the day, when I am a washed-up has-been,
masturbating to a video of a girl I fucked in 1992....Oh, fuck, I
--*already*-- DO THAT!!
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
fuck face!! FUCK YOU, TOMMY JOE KASEM!!
(--Hee Hee--)
I am a LEADER. Period.
Get over your hate of Jews, and face the facts, you goober boob,
..._*YOU*_...., you are a hateful bitter dude, who looks like fuckng
Casey Kasem.
And looking like, BLOODY,
Casey Kasem, is reason
enough to deny you a job.
Double Period..
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Make that
_*FUCKING*_
NOT
"fuckng"....
Carry On--:
I am not a fucking, "follower", you Jew-hating fuck face!! FUCK YOU,
TOMMY JOE KASEM!!
(--Hee Hee--)
I am a LEADER. Period.
Get over your hate of Jews, and face the facts, you goober boob,
.._*YOU*_...., you are a hateful bitter dude, who looks like fucking
Casey Kasem.
And looking like, BLOODY,
Casey Kasem, is reason
enough to deny you an
acting
Tommy Drake
told her she needed to take a couple of days off. The local promoters knew me and asked me to fill in for one night. I ended up
doing the following night in Austin. They contacted me four months later out of the blue and said that they were extending the tour
and wanted to book me for 24 shows. Those 24 have turned into 85 and they might add even more.
Now tell me a story, anything personal. It could be about when you used to do stand-up years ago, or the first time you were on the
radio, anything.news:8556-3F4...@storefull-2198.public.lawson.webtv.net...
SBumper77
rading your journals and I always look forward to the nights menu. Makes my
spaghetti look rather crappy.
I am sure many of us live vicariously through your journals until its our turn.
I enjoy web logs, journalsand diaries. Write on young man.
SuziB
Tommy Drake
I like hearing about other comics experiences myself. I wish more of them would write what it is like for them at festivals, in
contests, doing TV spots.
-t
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Tommy Joseph
> And looking like, BLOODY,
> Casey Kasem, is reason
> enough to deny you a job.
> Double Period..
>
>
> Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
> Chafey
> AKA: David
> (c) 2003
Are you saying you're anti-Arab? I don't mind if you are. I'm
starting to hate them myself.
Tommy Joe (Sand Negro)
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
that. Also, THANK YOU, for _*NOT*_
telling me what you had for lunch.
GET YOUR MIND OFF
FOOD, DUDE!!
Something "personal" he says.
He wants something "personal" from me.
A, quote "personal story" unquote.
....I don't know about all-of-that,
Drakey, that sounds kinda _*BLOODY*_ _*PERSONAL*_....!!
....We'll see....Maybe later, dude.
Tommy Drake
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Whatever.
Your posts are fairly short.
And most of the latter part of most of your bloody ass posts, deals with
a painfully
generic description of your lunch.
Hardly, what I'd call a lot of effort on your part.
I've heard many a waiter, give better, much more creative food
descriptions.
But, _*I*_, however, _*I*_, have given countless amounts of
joyously-prolix, bloody-scintillating, classically-ENTERTAINING
Chafey//Davey-style prose,
in return.
And anywho, when you say give me
something "personal", I'm thinking, I really already --*have*--,
interspersed, --*some*-- "personal", intimate thoughts and/or
experiences, mixed-in-with, of course,
my tongue-in-cheek/cheeky rhetoric
and, my scathingly serious and/or
semi-serious criticisms, and my
other varyingly revelatory political
and/or social and/or spiritual
tidbits and whatnots....or....wetknots....
(For those into 'watersports' and 'bondage'.)
Anyways, what letter
does your wifey, Rebecca's
maiden name, start with!?
Just curious. Because
I might know the chick,
if that's the case.
And when I say
_*KNOW*_....
I mean, in
a _*MAJOR*_
kinda way.
But, it's not anything bad, mind you,
it would just be quite funny and/or ironic
if she were the same girl, that's all.
What color hair does she have!?
Do you have any pictures of you and her
anywhere, on your web site or someplace.
I ask that, because, you've mentioned her, on your tour, a few times.
And, it's the name, 'Becky', that caught my attention.
I just had an odd, eerie premonition
of sorts. It could have been a false-echo premonition, though, caused by
the familiar name. And when I say, 'eerie', I don't mean in a 'bad' way.
I just think ALL premonitions are kinda eerie/odd/spooky, that's all.
Good luck on the rest of your tour, Drakey.
And here's a site that has a cool chronology of the 'Sonny and Cher
Show' and the separated
'Sonny', and, 'Cher' shows, as well. Interesting little site.
You may or may not have seen it already.
Cher might enjoy it as well. And she might
want to make sure she is getting some of
the bloody royalties for the videos they are selling, also.
http://www.tvparty.com/sonnycher.html
http://www.tvparty.com/sonnycher3.html
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
race, or nationality or culture or --*friendly*-- --*nonviolent*--
religions, or friendly --*NONVIOLENT*--
atheists or openly
gay or bisexual
peoples,
etc.
But I _*AM*_, ANTI-CHEESEBALL-PICTURES, so therefore, your, Casey
Kasem-style cheeseball headshot from 1976 or thereabouts,
is REALLY annoying. I am protesting it's existence.
And let me interject this, as well--:
I, surely, wish that, --*you*--,
Shirley Tommy Joey, were
sane enough to be, equally,
OPEN TO ALL PEOPLES,
LIKE _*JEWISH*_
PEOPLE, FOR
INSTANCE.
And women
comics.
And,
women,
in general.
Tommy Drake
You haven't shared any experiences that I have seen about performing, on the radio or otherwise. You have shared a lot of opinions.
Yeah, Chafey, I'm sure you know my wife. Becky Atkins first, then Barter with her husband before me and now her name is Drake. There
are pics of her on my website.
Maybe her next name will be Barbeau.
A lot of comics on this group do know my wife, they have met her in comedy clubs when we worked together. Don't know where you would
have met her.
Now my posts are "fairly short". You are the one who first complained that they were too long.news:8742-3F...@storefull-2196.public.lawson.webtv.net...
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That sounds pretty sexy and catchy.
Although, the young woman I was involved with
had a different last name, than your wife's maiden name, and previous
married name.
But, I, DID, think it was quite possible that
we might have similar tastes in women.
(Based, partially, on some of are
similarities, that you had pointed-out
in another thread.)
And, after just, now, checking-out your site, I see that the, possibly,
FUTURE, "Becky Barbeau", is quite cute, indeed.
But, I think, Drakey, if we were both, single at the same time, and out
cruising for chicks,
we'd probably get along okay, and not fight,
over the same girl. Because, I tend to go
for natural redheads with real pale skin
or decidedly darker-haired girls,
with exotic European and/or Brazilian/Tropical/Island
features.
And your wife,
seemed more like a classic,
young sexy blonde,
type.
Although, that's not to say, that I'd ever turn down a sexy blonde. But,
we all have our initial preferences. Although, I HAVE been involved
with some hot blondes, before. If any female, has a pretty face, with
some nice lips, I am more than happy to get-on-it, whenever
she-wants-it, whatever the shade of
that par-tic-u-lar woman's
hair or skin may
be.
Actually, come to think about it, Brittany Murphy, is a blonde!! So,
maybe, I DO
like blondes, just as bloody much!!
Hhmmmm.... "Becky Barbeau" ....
(--Hee Hee--)
LISTEN, DRAKEY--:
You seem to have a very good,
and open-minded, sense of
humor-an-entertainment.
And you are, obviously, a very good sport
about being 'Chafed'.
So, good show.
Forget MTV's 'Punked'.
Check-out ACS's 'Chafed'.
Starring Yours (Bloody!!) Truly.
Seriously, Drakey, I am glad you
are highly-entertained by my
Chafey//Davey posts.
You, obviously, have excellent
taste, in both, humor, and, entertainment,
in general.
I look forward to, maybe, catching one of your shows, opening for Cher,
or, maybe, at some point in the future, at a decent comedy club.
Take Care.
Peace--: Out.
Tommy Drake
you. It is possible to do that while you maintain anonymity.news:29782-3F5...@storefull-2192.public.lawson.webtv.net...
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And this was one that REALLY BUGGED ME.
I ab-so-lute-ly HATE this mistake. I had to bloody correct it. There was
no choice. It
had to be done. And here it is, (Just Below).
See, if, you, my dear creepy-cool lurking fans, can spot the corrected
mistake. I'm sure, if you are a fan, you will, surely, spot it. Because,
only some retard, would not notice this horrendous
typo mistake, and my fans, are much too
smart to be retards.
This mistake, is one that I've seen, done in major publications, before.
But that's still no bloody excuse. So, it must
be corrected--:
Hhmmmm.... "Becky Barbeau" ....
That sounds pretty sexy and catchy.
Although, the young woman I was involved with had a different last name,
than your wife's maiden name, and previous married name.
But, I, DID, think it was quite possible that
we might have similar tastes in women.
(Based, partially, on some of our
similarities, that you had pointed-out
in another thread.)
And, after just, now, checking-out your site, I see that, the, possibly,
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
the offer.
Hey, Drakey, what are some of your
comedy influences!? Or what general artists
--comedy/music/whatever-- have inspired
your creativity!?
Tommy Joseph
> It is quite possible that we would have similar tastes in women. Just let me
> know if you would like me to set some tickets up for
> you. It is possible to do that while you maintain anonymity.
> -tommy
You have given Chafey the assurance of complete anonymity at least three
times now. There is no need for you to do this. Chafey will maintain
anonymity forever with or without your help, whether he wants it or not.
This man will never have to wear sunglasses in public, that's for sure.
Tommy Joe
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Tommy Boy Joey....
Psycho Tommy Joe Kasem,
you don't know what you are talking about.
You are so
transparently
jealous and pathetic.
Try to remain calm, Tommy Joey.
Get over your jealousy-induced
panic attack
delusions.
You don't have a clue
what person, is, or is, not, going to
be nationally successful-and-famous.
But your jealousy-induced comments,
certainly prove that you HOPE I will remain nationally "anonymous".
Sorry, dumb ass, NO CAN DO!!
I believe in proper "timing".
I will know when the "time"
is ripe.
I _*WILL*_ be
successful in the entertainment industry on a
national basis, despite your transparently
jealous dreams for the opposite to occur.
Sorry, Psycho Tommy Joey, like so
many of your other, unsavory-an-delusional wishes-an-dreams, they are
the polar opposite of the reality which is destined to unfold before
you, as Lady Fate, joyously and righteously
rejects you, again and again
and again.
Now, pardon me, as I must go, for
now, to make sweet love to Lady Fate.
I want to, once again,
taste the sweet nectar of my
future, softly wetting-an-tickling my tongue, as
I bury my face deep between her legs.
Tommy Drake
John Lennon is a big one with me as a general artist.
-tommy
"Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!" <sing-so...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
And your mentioning, of Lennon,
and Lauper, too (earlier in this thread),
got me to thinking about that, 'Live From
New York', music special for Lennon, which was held shortly after the
attack on the WTC.
It had on different artists, doing covers,
of Lennon's tunes. And, due to the
attack on our nation, it, naturally, then,
became a tribute to New York, as
much as, Lennon.
And the night of performances, included, Cyndi Lauper, who did,
'Strawberry Fields', outside the venue, at a candlelight vigil.
Anyway, this special, was the one
where, Kevin Spacey, did an
electrifying performance of
'Mind Games'.
Did you see that!? Some people thought he
sounded bad/flat, but I didn't feel that way at all.
TO ME--:
It was one of the most dramatic moments,
I've seen on live television. Maybe, I'm easily moved, at times. But I
thought he pulled it off,
quite well. Amazingly well.
Oh well. Here's what I had to say about that show, shortly after it
aired....If anyone out
there has a copy of Kevin's performance,
let me know, as my copy was lost, when moving.
Thanks.
By the way, Drakey, this is what I like most about, Usenet, and why I
find it so inspiring
for my writings/commentaries, used for my radio shows, etc. I love the
international immediacy of emotions that Usenet provides. Anyways, that
immediacy, can be pretty cool. Here's an example of one of those
moments, from my --*other*-- virtual life, when I had posted as, 'Davey,
the Pomposity Slayer'--:
From: so...@webtv.net
(Davey, the Pomposity Slayer)
Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.piano
Subject: Re: Tune into the WB Now!! Live Tribute to New York and
Lennon!!
Date: Wed, 3 Oct 2001 19:12:04 +0400 (EDT)
Message-ID: <3029-3BB...@storefull-621.iap.bryant.
Yes, Mary:
*INDEED*<-->London to a bloody brick, BABY!! YEAH!!
KEVIN SPACEY
WAS _*AND*_
*IS*->....->_*DA*_ _*MAN*_!!
You know, like you, Mary, I checked out some of the polar opposite
comments--to mine and yours....very warm glowing reviews--in one of the
groups you posted in--rec.music.beatles--I think that was the
group....And I was shocked at how amazingly negative many people were
toward Kevin's performance of 'Mind Games'.
Kevin and the band and the back-up singers--were all--excellent. I
honestly,
got real chills--good ones.
He sang that song with such obvious joy and positive, deep emotions for
the songwriter and song, you could really tell he meant all of it--and
anyone who has any kind of spirit--would have been pulling for him to
pull it off....and he _*DID*_ pull it off--plus some....plus some more.
I was feeling it--all the way. The whole thing was great theater--The
speech//intro he gave leading into his joyous sudden leap toward
the band and into the song. It was *all* *truly* *magical*. And I even
liked his cool moves while he sang. It did not seem cheesy
to me at all.
John Lennon--would have dug Spacey--and his singing. Let's face it
--even-- John was off-key at certain parts during live performances and
sometimes in the studio as well. Most of the truly *great* rock
singers--in my opinion--are not always "perfect".
Kevin Spacey--proved my point here at the RMMP--from awhile back....that
a good actor--with a decent voice--can sing with amazing soul--and can
usually sing better
than a 'perfect pitched' technically-trained singer--WHO CAN'T ACT WORTH
A DAMN....Meaning: SELL THE SONG!!
Kevin Spacey sold it. I bought it--BIG TIME!! And he can keep the
change. He deserves it. Bravo!!
Finally, I hate to say it--but John Lennon's son--Sean....to me....was
one of the least appealing performers last night. Lauper was looking
very cute and sounded good. But I would have liked her to do 'Watching
the Wheels'--No one did that one. That was
one of his best--right before he was killed. Another of my favorites
from him.
Lauper is a kick-ass EXCELLENT singer. The song 'Strawberry Fields' was
just simply *not* the best choice for her.
I wonder if, Yoko, decided who would do each song and which songs
*could* be done!?
Spacey was her only great choice and match of the night--if she *was*
behind who sang what, etc. Oh well, all in all it was a cool--memorable,
historical--night....And Spacey was more than enough to make it a truly
great success. I have played back the video several times--and it still
gives me cool chills. Awesome. Way to go, Kevin!!
Alrighty then....Mary....until next time....Peace.
Later,
David
"Davey Slayer Productions"
(c)2001
Tommy Drake
I saw that special and was blown away. I totally agree. Mind Games is an amazing song and that was the boldest cover I have ever
seen. Spacey is brilliant. That whole special was some of the best TV I have ever seen.news:15013-3F5...@storefull-2195.public.lawson.webtv.net...
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
as much as I did, Drakey.
Bravo!!
It truly --*was*-- an amazing performance, by Kevin.
Kevin Spacey, would
be a great choice to play, Bill Hicks,
if they do a movie on his life and stand-up.
I think he would be a (Bloody!!) superb choice, in fact.
I think he could really nail it.
Peace--: Out.
Tommy Drake
very cool to take Andy Huggins on the road with me or to work with Pineapple or Tom Hester or Jim Patterson and hear all of the
great Hicks stories.
-tommynews:8742-3F5...@storefull-2196.public.lawson.webtv.net...
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
by an amazingly 'Vile' retard,
for awhile there.
Now, back to you
and Cher.
(--Hee Hee--)
Actually, I was wondering if you could
share any inside gossip on Bill Hicks.
I loved his somewhat hateful-an-bitter
but very honest and bitingly funny stand-up.
But I am reminded, I really don't know much about his personal life.
Was he straight!? I always assumed so, but
I saw one of his "ghost" comedy writer's post something once, that made
it, kinda feel like
he could've been gay.
Yeah, I know, I obsess with the whole
"who is gay and who isn't schtick". But that's
just because, there ARE a lot of gay celebrities
who never come out of the closet. And believe me, my more liberal and
'politically-correct' listeners, give me hell for those obsessions.
I mean, I love Kevin Spacey, for instance.
I like his politics, his performances, but yet,
many claim he is gay. He doesn't verify or
deny the fact. That's a bit odd to me.
But, still, he is so good at acting,
that even if he was OPENLY gay, you could still believe him in a
straight role. George Clooney, though, if he turns out to be gay, would
be another story. He ALREADY reminds me of a young Rock Hudson, with his
facial expressions and overall acting demeanor.
And I saw that Hudson in him, before I knew he lived with a pig and 10
single men, and has vowed he'll never get married again. And,
the fact, that him, and his other acting buddies, take pictures of each
others' bloody bums, in the bathroom, at Hollywood parties.
(--Hee Hee--)
Do you think, George, could be trying to
send a signal to the world, that, perhaps,
he is ever-so-slightly _*WAY*_ _*GAY*_....!!
(--Hee Hee--)
Vilmos
> Okay, Drakey, I was, temporarily distracted
> by an amazingly 'Vile' retard,
> for awhile there.
>
Hi Tommy,
Sorry to interrupt this thread but since Chimpy mentioned me I felt I ought
to. He's trying to take a poke at me in here because he looks so foolish in
the other thread.
In any case....
You've already heard this many times but the journals are great to read.
It's good to see someone getting ahead in this business and having a good
time doing it!
I hope it all continues for you.
Vilmos
And now back to our regularly scheduled program...
"Interview with a Troll"
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
more!? I didn't see enough
moist shit drippy from your lips,
that time.
Sorry, I call 'em like I see them.
You are a retard who admits
he can't even write comedy material.
You can't even supply one
example or description
that is fit to print for all of
us to critique.
Your stuff is probably WORSE
than even S.S.I. BlandWhitey's
attempts at a hacky
Henny Youngman Jr.
impression.
Vilmos
<sing-songwriter-troll ass...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> Vile, could you kiss-up a little
> more!? I didn't see enough
> moist shit drippy from your lips,
> that time.
I was showing respect to Tommy for what he's done. If you understood the
concept of respect you would have understood.
> Sorry, I call 'em like I see them.
In you imagination
> You are a retard who admits
> he can't even write comedy material.
Nope I didn't. Post where I said I can't.
> You can't even supply one
> example or description
> that is fit to print for all of
> us to critique.
Once again (how stupid are you) stand up comedy is a audio/visual medium.
The written word does not do it justice. Something you appear not to be
willing to acknowledge.
> Your stuff is probably WORSE
> than even S.S.I. BlandWhitey's
> attempts at a hacky
> Henny Youngman Jr.
> impression.
I'm not sure what this means.
By the way, you said you weren't going to respond unless I answered all your
other posts.
Could it be you lied yet again?
You buddy.
Vilmos
Tommy Drake
I didn't know Bill. I came along to houston a couple of years after he passed, but I am very close with many of his friends and I
pry them for stories when I get a chance.
I don't believe he was gay, I have heard stories about them hitting on women and he had girlfriends. He was also a very honest
person, sometimes painfully from what I hear who didn't care what people thought. So to remain in the closet would be out of
character. The late eighties were different times, though, so who is to say.
I haven't read the books, so this stuff might be old news, but apparently, at age 17 hanging out at the comedy workshop he was
already very funny and impressed the older more experience guys so much that they would always watch when he was onstage.
Dwight Slade told me that the two of them, at age 19 were in LA hanging at the comedy store and they got to witness Richard Pryor
and Robin Williams improving a very funny long goodbye at the end of the evening. Apparently Pryor was saying that he had to go get
his dick sucked in the back of a limo and that set off Robin Williams and they played back and forth trying to one-up each other for
ten minutes. There were only four or five other people in the room and Dwight and Bill were blown away by what they got to see.
Pineapple tells a great story about being drunk and getting lost on the way to a show. Bill called the club owner from a payphone at
five minutes to showtime. This was a one nighter in a bar somewhere. The club owner informed him that he was still 45 minutes away.
Then the guy got mad at Bill and said "The show is supposed to start in five minutes." Bill replied, " The show starts when we
fucking get there."
Since I heard the story, that has been my mantra.
Hey Vilmos, good to hear from you, and thanks for the 'props'. If it can happen for me, it can happen for anyone.
-tommy
"Vilmos" <co...@TakeDisOuTvilmos.com> wrote in message news:vlfkr7...@corp.supernews.com...
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Sorry, my spontaneity
throws you off. But everything throws you off.
Even when people "help" you, you fuck up and get another retard to
"help" you; and you
end-up complimenting me and my schtick.
Thank you. I am glad you liked my, 'Davey, the 7.5" Inch Pump Organ
Pianist' bit on the piano newsgroup.
And I am sure you would OPENLY like a lot
more of my writings, if you weren't such a jealous fucking retard who
can't even
write worth a bloody ass shit. So
sorry for your retardations.
Finally, you weren't showing any real
"respect" to, Drakey, you were only
responding because of my
fair-but-biting comments
about you.
If it takes INSULTING you,
(by calling you what you,
surely, are), TO GET YOU TO
COME AND KISS-UP TO DRAKEY,
that isn't "respect" at all. You were just
jealous about my interesting and funny
comments back-an-forth with Drakey,
so you felt the need to respond, to
try and look all "respectful",
while compulsively
responding to my
biting comments
about you.
Period.
Vilmos
<sing-songwrite...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> I can change my mind about responding or not responding, at any time.
> Sorry, my spontaneity
> throws you off. But everything throws you off.
You don't throw me off, you aren't smart enough for that. I was just
pointing out what how you say one thing then do another. Hypocrite
> Even when people "help" you, you fuck up and get another retard to
> "help" you; and you
> end-up complimenting me and my schtick.
>
> Thank you. I am glad you liked my, 'Davey, the 7.5" Inch Pump Organ
> Pianist' bit on the piano newsgroup.
I've never complimented you on anything. As usual you make things up. Show
me where I did. Post the link asshole. You won't because there is none.
I will say now and for the record. I have never thought anything you have
said in this newsgroup was funny, nor was it worth ready. You are not clever
and your "style" of writing is horrible.
> And I am sure you would OPENLY like a lot
> more of my writings, if you weren't such a jealous fucking retard who
> can't even
> write worth a bloody ass shit. So
> sorry for your retardations.
Name calling, another sign of no argument.
> Finally, you weren't showing any real
> "respect" to, Drakey, you were only
> responding because of my
> fair-but-biting comments
> about you.
Sure I was showing Tommy some rerspect. He's got a good thing going.
Annoying you was just an added bonus.
> If it takes INSULTING you,
> (by calling you what you,
> surely, are), TO GET YOU TO
> COME AND KISS-UP TO DRAKEY,
> that isn't "respect" at all. You were just
> jealous about my interesting and funny
> comments back-an-forth with Drakey,
> so you felt the need to respond, to
> try and look all "respectful",
> while compulsively
> responding to my
> biting comments
> about you.
Not true again. I'm just dogging you.
> Period.
SHEESH
You are soooo delusional it's funny.
Your buddy,
Vilmos
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
You are too clueless.
You are only succeeding
in making YOURSELF look
retarded. Totally _*RETARDED*_.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
relationship with any girl!?
He wasn't involved with
anyone when he was
diagnosed with his
fatal illness!?
I just think it would be odd
that he didn't have "somebody"
"serious", at the height of his successes.
And I just don't remember hearing
about any specific girlfriend in his life.
Or --*any*-- kind, of "significant other",
whatever the sex.
....And, yeah, that would've
been cool to see that Pryor and Williams
scene, back then.
Vilmos
<sing-songwrite...@webtv.net> wrote in message
> Bored with you, Vile.
> You are too clueless.
> You are only succeeding
> in making YOURSELF look
> retarded. Totally _*RETARDED*_.
This is the best you have now?
This show how you have completely lost this argument. So lets review one
more time.
This started when you said I was not funny.
I have challenged you to prove me wrong in any club of your choosing, you
have declined.
You said I was retard. I have challenged you to debate me in a station of
your choosing and you have declined.
You said I have lied, yet you cannot produce a post and evidence I have done
so.
You said I have complimented you when I have not. Again you cannot produce a
post and evidence I have done so.
You have proven in this thread that your words have no meaning and that you
are unable to back up ANYTHING that you say.
Game, set, match.
Buh-bye LOSER.
Your buddy,
Vilmos
Tommy Drake
-tommy
"Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!" <sing-so...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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MARK KNOPE
>So, did Bill not have a serious
>relationship with any girl!?
>He wasn't involved with
>anyone when he was
>diagnosed with his
>fatal illness!?
Read "American Scream" and get informed...
Curtin
> And I just don't remember hearing
> about any specific girlfriend in his life.
> Or --*any*-- kind, of "significant other",
> whatever the sex.
Just a point of fact: Laurie Mango was his first serious girlfriend
and remained close to him for many years. His girlfriend Pamela
(forget her last name) moved with him from Houston to NYC in the 80's,
and he was engaged to his manager, Colleen McGarr, for several months
before he died.
--
Slainte,
Curtin
http://www.johncurtin.net
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
"get informed" crap. You are a total
idiot.
Ooohh....a hack comic
read an --*entire*-- book.
We are ALL totally
impressed.
Or was it a book-on-tape!?
Dude, sometimes, when you
are interviewing someone
or just conversing, it's
good not to KNOW
everything, before
you ask.
I never claimed to KNOW
everything about Bill Hicks.
Or any other person I might dig.
I am not a "fanatic fan" type
with any celebrity.
I just find out things gradually, about
certain artists, even, those acts that
I feel a mental/spiritual connection to.
I only became familiar
with Hicks, in quite recent times.
I was busy with a hot redhead
at the time he was doing
Letterman in the early 1990's,
and then he died.
So, I missed
that whole scene, back
then.
But, as far as the personal lives' of artists
I really dig, I just, --*gradually*--,
get to know them.
I am, again, not a fanatic about having to
know everything about them.
I still don't even know everything I could
about Tori Amos, for instance. And
she is a major musical influence.
I am not sure if she is single or married
or bisexual or what. I'll ask when I
get her on one of my shows. But I
don't need to know --*now*--.
It makes for a more interesting
conversation, that way, when I
DO get her to come on. And,
she might not even answer the
question, and she may even
walk off in a huff, but that's
the chance I'll have to take
for winging-it,
I guess.
Do you see my point!?
And what does being "ahead of the loop"
on a dead Bill Hicks' purported
sexual proclivities,
do for you,
exactly!?
You are soooo "informed".
By the way, Drakey, is friends
with several of Bill Hicks' old friends,
and YET he still wasn't 100% sure
about every fucking detail about
Hicks' intimate personal life.
So, why
didn't you tell
Drakey to get "informed"....!?
Because, he eats nicely
presented "CLASSY-CLASSY"
catered food, IS
THAT IT!? HUH!?
I EAT GOOD FOOD, TOO,
DAMN-IT!!
(--Hee Hee--)
And, Markily, I really think you are naive
believing you know anything
for certain about Bill Hicks'
most private details.
Whether you read
that book or bloody
not.
But, someone like you, Markily, who thinks
the use of the word, "bukkake", is
"highbrow, eclectic hilarity" at its
highest level, I could see why
someone like you would feel
the gooberish need to
publicly proclaim his
pride in reading,
*a* *book*.
Have you read that
book yet, Drakey!?
It doesn't sound
like --*you*-- have,
either.
What do Bill's friends
say about the
accuracy of its
contents!?
MARK KNOPE
>Oh, shut the fuck up, Markily, with your
>"get informed" crap.
Wow.
I merely gave a one-sentence response to a question and I get a 23-paragraph
reply!
You sounded as though you had some genuine interest in finding out more about
Bill Hicks - I gave you the name of the biography that was published
approximately 18 months ago.
And THAT'S the thanks I get?
Read your reply to me and ask yourself if all the garbage you wrote was really
necessary...'k?
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
response to your purposely rude
"get informed", comment. Get a clue.
Tommy Drake
Now I'm curious, being in radio, were you one of those guys who opened a Tool album one day and decided you wanted to find out about
Bill Hicks?
It is amazing how many fans he got from that band.
Any musicians out there wanna put my pic on an inside album cover?
Lots of the guys I know thought 'American Scream' had quite a bit of accuracy, haven't gotten around to it myself, but it is on my
list. I am working my way through 'Seriously Funny' right now. It is about the rebel comics of the fifties and sixties. Haven't
formed a real opinion yet, I like parts and don't like parts, I'll let you all know when I am finished.news:19978-3F5...@storefull-2191.public.lawson.webtv.net...
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
similar to Hicks
about, Easter, and the Easter Bunny.
Someone that heard my similar take
then mentioned him to me, and
I first caught part of his act,
on some old HBO special or
Comedy Central special, that
the person had taped.
Which reminds me--: I grew-up Catholic,
so, I, as a very precocious kid, used to
make all sorts of irreverent observations about
Catholicism and Christianity-in-General and all of the rituals and the
contradicting commercial holidays, etc., that coincide.
And, that got me to thinking about, how,
in comedy, sometimes, you think about
things, that you aren't sure, if they've
been done before you did it, you know,
you are not-at-all sure, whether-or-not
your observations might be too bloody
close to someone else's material, which
already covered a very similar angle.
And, on another level, there is, another
concern about, what is, perhaps,
TOO OBVIOUS of a joke/observation.
So beyond, worrying about, if it had already been done before "so-an-so"
did it, beyond
worrying about whether or not it's been
done before, I also think about, is this TOO OBVIOUS, like the "Florida
looking like a dick"
dealy.
One example of, why I called some of Hedberg's schtick "too obvious",
was because, for instance, his joke about, having his phone
number just be, all '2's' ....222-2222....And he
said it'd be cool to tell people to just keep on pressing '2' until he
answered. Well, that is something, I've actually done, with a few phone
numbers I've had, in my past, where I was able to choose the number, and
I chose one that had a repeating pattern of, like, 242-2424,
and I really DID say to people, just keep pressing '24' until I answer.
But, I never would have thought, --*that*-- would be a "joke" to tell.
Which begs the question, was it too OBVIOUS and SILLY
to be used as a "joke" in a, --*stand-up*--, act, --*especially*--!?
Those are the kinds of questions I ask myself,
when coming-up with bits-an-schtick for my
radio shows. And a radio show, is even LOOSER, as far, as the kinds of
"throwaway" silliness that you add, to fill space-an-time.
The format, is more forgiving, in other words,
in terms of throwaway/filler bits-an-lines.
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
AN
"IM-POR-TANT"
UPDATE/CORRECTION--:
Make that, example, of a repeating pattern
phone number->....-> ....242-4242....
Okay, now, I feel
better. (--Hee Hee--)
Carry
On--:
I chose one that had a repeating pattern of, like, 242-4242,
and I really DID say to people, just keep pressing '24' until I answer.
But, I never would have thought, --*that*-- would be a "joke" to tell.
Which begs the question, was it too OBVIOUS and SILLY
to be used as a "joke" in a, --*stand-up*--, act, --*especially*--!?
Those are the kinds of questions I ask myself,
when coming-up with bits-an-schtick for my
radio shows. And a radio show, is even LOOSER, as far, as the kinds of
"throwaway" silliness that you add, to fill space-an-time.
The format, is more forgiving, in other words,
in terms of throwaway/filler bits-an-lines.
Tommy Joseph
>> From: sing-so...@webtv.net
>
>> So, did Bill Hicks not have a serious
>> relationship with any girl!?
>> He wasn't involved with
>> anyone when he was
>> diagnosed with his
>> fatal illness!?
>
Actually, his fatal illness was his serious relationship. Fatal
illnesses are deep and like soooooo cool, man......
Tommy Joe
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
Tommy Joseph
> From: sing-so...@webtv.net (Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!)
> Organization: WebTV Subscriber
> Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
> Date: Mon, 8 Sep 2003 23:34:57 -0400 (EDT)
> Subject: Re: fifth leg journal 22
Well, the truth of the matter, Barbeau, is that I am not a computer whiz
and for about a week I have been without access to the web because my
computer settings were faulty, maybe even on my own account, and I didn't
know if I needed work on my computer or not, yet I hesitated to take the
machine into a repair shop because I thought the problem was the settings or
maybe something in the phone line, not the computer itself, and as it turns
out I'm right and now I'm back and ready once again to flood this arid place
with a torrent of my words, which means that Kinkos is no longer needed, as
my computer is up and running and as a matter of fact for a while there I
was beginning to wonder if maybe some computer-geek-type such as yourself
might have someone gained access to my computer and purposely fucked it up
so I could no longer post in here, but then I got to thinking how stupid
that line of reasoning was, that in reality you and others long for my
words, even require them - which surely does not mean that you or the others
wouldn't go out of your way to purposely do something to throw a cog into my
otherwise smoothly running machine. Anyway, I'm back. I know you're glad,
and so am I. That's how things are going at Kinkos, Barbeau. Thanks for
asking. I see that during my absence you have been hogging the newsgroup
stage with correspondence with your boy Vile Moss, some of which was mildly
amusing, but also quite boring, as I'm sure you already know. I think it
might be a good idea for you to invite Vile Moss and even BlandWhitey (among
others) onto your radio show and allow them to try attacking you in your own
environment. They could even do some of their 'schtick' and get some
publicity for themselves. You could even invite them en masse. Most comics
are hungry for any kind of publicity, and it might be a pretty entertaining
show. See ya.
Tommy Joe
Tommy Joe
Tommy Joseph
>
> But, still, he is so good at acting,
> that even if he was OPENLY gay, you could still believe him in a
> straight role. George Clooney, though, if he turns out to be gay, would
> be another story. He ALREADY reminds me of a young Rock Hudson, with his
> facial expressions and overall acting demeanor.
> Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
> Chafey
> AKA: David
> (c) 2003
First of all, you are making assumptions about Rock Hudson being gay.
Just because he had AIDS doesn't mean he was gay. The truth is, he was a
needle user. Rock never sucked a dick in his life. He got AIDS from
shooting up a bag of infected male semen. But now, the real truth, Chafey
(take this from one who knows).......: many people are gay who do not
appear to be gay, and vice versa. I can appreciate your curiosity in these
matters. But even if your curiousity results in the joyful uncovering of
one person's gayness, it will never uncover all of it. Guys like Hudson and
Spacey are suspected of being gay and may indeed be ultimately unmasked, but
those who do the unmasking might also be gay, even way gay. So, who knows,
and who cares? By the way, in my younger days I made money sucking the
dicks of a few well known celebs in Hollywood. I don't consider myself gay,
even if you might feel differently about it, but it might amaze you to know
how many married men are gay or bisexual. I know it sure as hell amazed me.
But not anymore.
Tommy Joe (Been There, Done That)