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Got a Potbelly, Wear 50s, Need Suspenders? Ever race your pants to the front door and straddle down the hall with your feet wide apart just to keep your pants Up?
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May 20, 2013, 7:12:02 AM5/20/13
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Ever fumble for your keys on a giant janitor ring with everything on
it but a handgun? Ever walk with your arms full of groceries,
newspapers, magazines and loose mail and feel your belt loosen and
pants drop? Ever make it to the front door without asking somebody to
please pull up your pants? And to recover your dignity as you squeeze
your fat ass through the front door with your pants down, give the
finger behind you as the door shuts?
-bdn-
it but a handgun? Ever walk with your arms full of groceries,
newspapers, magazines and loose mail and feel your belt loosen and
pants drop? Ever make it to the front door without asking somebody to
please pull up your pants? And to recover your dignity as you squeeze
your fat ass through the front door with your pants down, give the
finger behind you as the door shuts?
-bdn-
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