Stop Hi Def Pubic Nose Hair
bozo
Tommy Joe
bozo wrote:
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> What don't you like about Hi Def Film and TV ?
Hi Def is harsh. It's like seeing Bozo up close instead of through
a long photo lens. Really though, I have nothing against any of it,
just the way it's used. Most of this crap is used by extreme amateurs
with a lot of money, some desire, and usually very little talent.
Tommy Joe (I'll hi def your fucking head punk) (I'll fine-tune your
dreams)
Bozo
Speaking of noses, ever think about how humans blow their nose. It is
so non-intuitive if you think about it. I mean how many other animals
can do that. I know whales and elephants can't. They don't have that
forefinger and opposing thumb. Oddly enough though I betcha it's
whales and elephants that probably come closest to actually
appreciating the physics behind having to grab a big honker and
squeeze it before you can actually blow snot out of it. I mean that is
so ass-backward genius. Some clown had to discover that about a half-
million years ago, and then watch it catch on like wildfire without a
trademark or a patent or anything.
-BdN-
Ilusion
Happy Thanksgivings
Bozo
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Dear llusion: I want you to know that all your Happy Thanksgiving Day
greetings did not go unnoticed, but I do have one request, WTF and
where is my xmas gift already, bitch?
PS: Just kidding, llusion, and since I sense language may not be your
first English (GET IT!?!), Happy Thanksgiving to you too.
-bdn-
Ilusion
You're welcome!
Ana
Tommy Joe
Bozo wrote:
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> Speaking of noses, ever think about how humans blow their nose. It is
> so non-intuitive if you think about it. I mean how many other animals
> can do that. I know whales and elephants can't. They don't have that
> forefinger and opposing thumb. Oddly enough though I betcha it's
> whales and elephants that probably come closest to actually
> appreciating the physics behind having to grab a big honker and
> squeeze it before you can actually blow snot out of it. I mean that is
> so ass-backward genius. Some clown had to discover that about a half-
> million years ago, and then watch it catch on like wildfire without a
> trademark or a patent or anything.
Any truly honest person would admit that picking one's nose is
preferable to blowing it. The single nostril blowers are disgusting.
You know, one finger over one nostril, then loudly blowing a big wet
wad of snot onto the pavement. My nose is usually too dry for that
one anyway. Picking it is fun. But not as much as when I was a kid
and the boogers were really hard gemlike nuggets deeply snuggled in
the nostrils where you'd have to go in with one finger and kind of pry
it loose, create a little space, then blow your nose just a wee bit to
drive the gem lower so your finger could extract it, a nice hard
immense nugget followed by a slimey comet of snot that felt really
great as the nose opened up to the rush of cool air carressing the
newly bared membranes. Then chewing it. Oh yeah, those were the
days.
Tommy Joe