alt.life.generic.speak

b o z o

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Apr 22, 2013, 7:43:44 AM4/22/13

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I'm considering a new newsgroup dedicated to the culture of generic
Speak. Think Cone heads. It's long, awkward, free of slang and
shorthand, potentially entertaining, and language preserving.

For example, instead of calling B-BALL basketball, it shall be known
and referred to as "the business sport for tall agile African
Americans and some whites who can jump with an inflated rubber orb to
be pitched into one of two elevated metal hoops with loose-fitting
tubular nets that narrow to a gape just large enough for the ball slip
through to the court below, and which are attached at right angles to
vertical backboards across from each other on a rectangular
court" ...

Instead of Radio, TV, and newspaper advertising, it shall henceforth
be known and referred to as "the constant reiteration and reminder to
buy a house, a car, a truck, a Hummer, a computer, cell phone,
flowers, jet skis, vacations, fast food, lawyers, doctors, dentists,
and the faint lingering notion to buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a
car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a
car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a
car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a
car buy a car buy ...

-bdn-

OllieN...@aol.com

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Apr 22, 2013, 8:03:09 AM4/22/13

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Instead of Bozo it will be...

b o z o

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Apr 22, 2013, 1:10:51 PM4/22/13

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well okay go for it clown ...

Tommy Joe

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Apr 22, 2013, 11:09:13 PM4/22/13

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b o z o wrote:

> Instead of Radio, TV, and newspaper advertising, it shall henceforth
> be known and referred to as "the constant reiteration and reminder to
> buy a house, a car, a truck, a Hummer, a computer, cell phone,
> flowers, jet skis, vacations, fast food, lawyers, doctors, dentists,
> and the faint lingering notion to buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a
> car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a
> car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a
> car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a car buy a
> car buy a car buy ...

Come on Bozo, you stole that from Allan Ginsburg and you know
it.

TJ
TJ
TJ
TJ
TJ

OllieN...@aol.com

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Apr 23, 2013, 8:42:12 AM4/23/13

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You mean Allan Ginsberg? Berg Burg... same thing?

Tommy Joe

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Apr 24, 2013, 12:07:25 AM4/24/13

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OllieNort wrote:

> You mean Allan Ginsberg? Berg Burg... same thing?

If it's weird or different in spelling it's jewish. They have a
habit of doing that, taking names from countries they've gypsied
through and changing them slightly in spelling to give them a unique
and singular flavor so vital to the chosen people.

TJ

b o z o

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Apr 24, 2013, 10:04:31 AM4/24/13

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the real trick in generic speak is using it in a sentence, public
speaking, writing, hate mail, and my favorite, making law, so i've
given you a couple of words to start with out of a possible what
20,000 or so for a small dictionary and 170,000 if it's an OED, so
gimme the morning news or something and feel free to rant on with your
own newly minted derivatives or just talk about basketball and
advertising if you have to ... if you need some new words to chew on
and think about try "prison" and "career planning"

-bdn-

OllieN...@aol.com

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Apr 24, 2013, 10:52:41 AM4/24/13

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The politicians write a law. A cop enforces it. Then the judge
intrepets it. If that makes sense then you are crazy.

Tommy Joe

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Apr 25, 2013, 12:01:01 AM4/25/13

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OllieNort wrote:

> The politicians write a law. A cop enforces it. Then the judge
> intrepets it. If that makes sense then you are crazy.

Then another judge over rules the first one and it's back in court
to be debated for decades. Round and round it goes, more work for
those in the increasingly competitive law industry. Gotta keep the
lawyers busy. When there are not enough cases to try, the answer is
to try the same ones over and over again till a new one comes along.

TJ

b o z o

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May 4, 2013, 7:02:32 AM5/4/13

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Buy a car.

Tommy Joe

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May 5, 2013, 3:54:15 AM5/5/13

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b o z o wrote:

> Buy a car.

Bozo, if I ever buy a car it will be with one purpose in mind - to
drive it across your face. It will be heavy enough to mess you up
really bad yet light enough to not kill you. I want you alive Bozo.
Alive and in pain. And laughed at by total strangers on the basis of
your messed up face.

TJ

b o z o

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May 5, 2013, 4:59:54 PM5/5/13

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why don't you buy a dildo and take care of yourself

Tommy Joe

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May 6, 2013, 12:42:00 AM5/6/13

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b o z o wrote:

> why don't you buy a dildo and take care of yourself

I've been using a dildo for years. I don't like it up my ass
though, I prefer sucking it. The rubber or latex or whatever they use
needs to be improved to taste and feel more like the real thing.
We're working on it now, a dildo that not only looks real, but tastes
and feels real too. I can close my eyes and munch on a big dildo for
hours, dreaming that it belongs to a beautiful woman (to prove I'm not
gay), and she's ordering me to suck it alternately with her wildly
smelly and titillating asscheeks.

TJ

b o z o

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May 7, 2013, 4:55:06 AM5/7/13

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Maybe you should buy a car and a dildo -- someday soon things'll be so
cheap and equivalent, when you buy one, you'll automatically get the
other ... but you'll still have to pay parking for both

-bdn-

Tommy Joe

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May 8, 2013, 12:55:31 AM5/8/13

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PF, Bozo.

TJ