im also new....
BeatleAnt
always say music and comedy are my second parents. and those two
subjects are my favorite things to talk about. when i try to hold a
job, it usually never works out past 6 months because i always feel like
im better than that particular job. so im gonna do what ive always
wanted to do. im gonna become a standup comedian. i feel im witty enough
to be good at it, and its something ive always wanted to do. has anyone
else ever felt like this? dont regular jobs suck? my first openmike is
wednesday. i have 3 routines and then i think im gonna try getting the
audience to clap along to a funny rap song i wrote. and theyll say the
chorus which is just the name of the song. i know it sounds cheesy but i
really think i can get the audiences attention by getting them involved.
any feedback?
dE
You're gonna get shot down in here, fisrt of all, because you have the
audacity to play a guitar. Unless of course, you're Dave Little or
that Rhoades guy. But I for one am 100% behind you, and I've never
said that about anyone here. Fact.
Kill 'em.
--
dE
rw
you have bad penmanship. Judging from this newsgroup and my experience,
comics tend to be mean pricks with actually pretty good grammatical skills.
That you're an out of work loser does make you seem like a comic. But are
you out of work cause your drug addict or because you went on a communist
anti war rant at work because those are usually the reason most comics are
out of work. That being said I get giddy thinking about how you will
irritate the other comics with your guitar. Why not try bringing puppets or
juggling?
dE
You have the nerve to criticize grammar? (By the way, penmanship only
applies to words actually written with a pen, moron.)
Google doesn't turn up a single hit for Kent Lane comedy.
Fuck off, and leave the new guy alone.
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dE
rw
have your scary talent! What is funny on your site except your picture? You
look like some creepy ex con or a feminine Fonzie! Stop trying to get a BJ
from the new guy and obsessing over me on the web and get back to your real
job at the gas station greaseball!
"dE" <d...@nnickee.tex> wrote in message
news:3el76vo1cquotvig5...@4ax.com...
dE
>Judging from your website that only took ten minutes to load we all can't
>have your scary talent! What is funny on your site except your picture? You
>look like some creepy ex con or a feminine Fonzie! Stop trying to get a BJ
>from the new guy and obsessing over me on the web and get back to your real
>job at the gas station greaseball!
*yawn*
Go fuck yourself with your lame grade school insults, twit.
And get yourself some broadband.
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dE
rw
"dE" <d...@nnickee.tex> wrote in message
dE
>Oh... and your family is ugly too!
You must be 13 years old.
Killfiled.
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dE
kinetic
"dE" <d...@nnickee.tex> wrote in message
> (By the way, penmanship only
> applies to words actually written with a pen, moron.)
Pencilmanship?
~ Jamie West
dE
wrote:
>Pencilmanship?
Typing. (Unless of course you use some gimp device like a mouth wand
or speech to text.)
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dE
BeatleAnt
take insults seriously and i can be a major asshole too, im a deadbeat
dad with 7 kids. jk
BeatleAnt
Tommy Joseph
> From: Home...@webtv.net (BeatleAnt)
> Organization: WebTV Subscriber
> Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
> Date: Tue, 4 Mar 2003 07:39:51 -0500 (EST)
> Subject: Re: im also new....
If deadbeat dads are assholes at heart, then they are doing their kids a
favor by not sticking around. Why won't these fucking women just admit that
they want to be single parents? It makes them feel morally superior. As
soon as that kid comes around, dad is on the way out - (most of the time,
anyway. Of course there are always exceptions.) I hate those fucking
exceptions. Must they always be mentioned? I mean, even if there's only
one exception out of a million, must it be mentioned? Yeah, I guess so,
otherwise you're not being fairminded.
Tommy Joe (The Kids Can Make it With NO Parents!)
BozoDeClown
Actually, Kinetic, that would be a pretty nervy yet clever act.
Mobile-up on stage in a wheel-chair introducing yourself as a retired
foot & mouth painter turned stand-up comic ... who mercilessly riffs
and insults the room. I thought about being an insult comic but only
with a bodyguard ... impersonating a gimp however just might work,
provide the protection I need, and it'd be a hell of a lot cheaper. I
just might do it. Thanks.
-BdC-
Soloshow7
>said that about anyone here.
Dana, you're only behind him cuz you're a raging fuckin homo
Tommy Joseph
> From: solo...@aol.com (Soloshow7)
> Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com
> Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup
> Date: 05 Mar 2003 20:23:22 GMT
> Subject: Re: im also new....
>
>> But I for one am 100% behind you, and I've never
>> said that about anyone here.
>
> Dana, you're only behind him cuz you're a raging fuckin homo
Tommorrow it's Dana's turn to bet in front of him.
Tommy Joe (The Ol' Switcheroo)
Heatplate (Linda)
"dE" <d...@nnickee.tex> wrote
> Typing. (Unless of course you use some gimp device like a mouth wand
> or speech to text.)
Ahem? I go to Gimp College and we all speak very highly of YOU. And if you
don't mind some people look nice in a headband with a key tapper in it. It
sets off their eyes... sorry "eye."
Alamar
> By your post you don't seem like a comic. I mean you sound very friendly and
> you have bad penmanship. Judging from this newsgroup and my experience,
> comics tend to be mean pricks with actually pretty good grammatical skills.
I beg to differ. I think the commics here, the ones that are comics
anyway, are pretty good people, with some being good people who are
just total pricks when they get behind a keyboard. Also i would say
the reason people have such gramatically correct post here is because
they will get torn apart if they fuck and don't spell check...
Watch this.....
i wunt to be a funny stage pursona.....