Anthropologist say turducken is an adaptation inspired by larger animals giving live birth.

[Bozo]

with poultry actually derived from herders of larger hoofed animals
speculate animals Evidence suggests poultry is an adaptation

[Bozo]

[Bozo]

There's nothing like a piece a meat stuck inside another piece of
meat.

[Tommy Joe]

Bozo wrote:
> There's nothing like a piece a meat stuck inside another piece of
> meat.

How about one living thing stuck instead another, one on top of
the other, a hundred species living within itself, each one giving
birth inside another species. When the largest animal in the group
finally takes a shit, it does it for every species in the group. The
turd itself reflects all the species in the group, yet in it's birth
it becomes a species unto itself.

Tommy Joe (and the turd begat the fart, and the fart began the......)

[Bozo]

Hilarious and insightful. I see why you don't like Jews now.

Speaking of Turducken though, I have a Turducken derivative dish you
might be interested in. It may even be canabalistic in your case. If
you like turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken, you might like
Melroodon: Camel stuffed with kangaroo stuffed with donkey.

-Boner appetite dude-

[Tommy Joe]

Yeah, I saw one in the Guiness Book of World Records a few years
back - the biggest feast of all time - a camel stuffed with a pony and
so forth on the down the line, each animal getting progressively
smaller and smaller until the final creature in the feast was a tiny
lark. The creation was roasted in gigantic pit dug into the ground
with smoldering coals all around. I imagine it was not such a tasty
dish, more of a snob event, sort of like going to see the Rolling
Stones just so you can tell people you saw them in person, even though
they looked like dots on the stage from two hundred yards out and the
sound out of the speakers was pure trash.

Tommy Joe (I was there, man!)