I'll make your seats totally unknown to me, you can trust me on this. I may be an idiot sometimes, but I wouldn't mess with you on
this. You have no reason to trust me, but other people who have worked with me will tell you that I am a stand up guy in that
respect.
I agree with you totally on the Cyndi Lauper thing. I was disappointed I wasn't her on the first couple of shows. I didn't win the
job from her in any respect, her contract was up and they were paring down the show to extend it and make it cheaper to produce,
that is how I got the job. I was an easy, cheap replacement. The tour goes 'til Oct. 25. Pick a date and I will set it up, it is the
least I can do for the hours of entertaining reading you have given me.
-tommy
"Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!" <sing-songwri...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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    Mr. Drake, you express concern that Chafey might be afraid your
invitation is a sham, a ploy to bring him out into the open, perhaps even
expose him to a small army of ACS regulars who on a signal from you come
pouring out from behind the stage to surround the startled Barbeau like a
wild pack of papparazzi with cameras flashing.  I believe Chafey trusts you,
Mr. Drake, as long as he believes you are Mr. Tommy Drake.

     But, he could be concerned that someone such as myself might be posing
as you.  Yes, I could pretend to be you, Mr. Drake, and then invite Chafey
to one of your shows, only to be waiting outside the venue for Chafey to
emerge from the show in a mirthful cloud as he looks up to see a large
pistol staring him in the face as I step forth out of the shadows with the
same determined intensity that must have guided Mark David Chapman the day
he blew John Lennon away on the sidewalks of New York City.

     Chafey could be afraid of that, or he could be afraid of anything.  But
rest assured, he is afraid.  He will never accept your invitation to appear
in public - not anywhere - because the public and Chafey don't go together -
at all.  Send him a video of Cher's show.  That's the only way he'll see
Cher - on one of the expensive techno toys he likes to brag about owning all
the time.

Tommy Joe

=

Drakey, I was being serious. Fucking RETELL
the story about how you came to open for Cher.
It's a helluva lot more interesting than your fucking catering menu, you
fuck face!!

Lauper had some kind of a mishap,
right!?

If I am incorrect, forgive me, I had a bit too much to drink today.

Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
Chafey
AKA: David
(c) 2003              

The public and, *Me*<-->*Chafey*, get along just fine, Tommy Joe Kasem
Chapman.

DUDE, you, sincerely, need to get over your violent
obsessions-an-fantasies, which are obviously induced by your transparent
jealousies.

And as far as your other gooberishly jealous comments about my
obsessions with my
"high tech video toys", and my "fear of the public"....

You're making me out
to be a cross between Bob Crane and Howard Hughes.

I am somewhat flattered, but, alas, I have not reached the heights, nor
the depths, of those two talented and unique celebrities.

I am merely a local disc jockey, so far.

That's how Bob Crane started out, though.

So, I look forward to the day, when I am a washed-up has-been,
masturbating to a video of a girl I fucked in 1992....Oh, fuck, I
--*already*-- DO THAT!!

Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
Chafey
AKA: David
(c) 2003              

I am not a fucking, "follower", you Jew-hating
fuck face!! FUCK YOU, TOMMY JOE KASEM!!

(--Hee Hee--)

I am a LEADER. Period.

Get over your hate of Jews, and face the facts, you goober boob,
..._*YOU*_...., you are a hateful bitter dude, who looks like fuckng
Casey Kasem.

And looking like, BLOODY,
Casey Kasem, is reason
enough to deny you a job.
Double Period..

Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
Chafey
AKA: David
(c) 2003              

Okay--:
Make that
_*FUCKING*_
NOT
"fuckng"....

Carry On--:

I am not a fucking, "follower", you Jew-hating fuck face!! FUCK YOU,
TOMMY JOE KASEM!!

(--Hee Hee--)

I am a LEADER. Period.

Get over your hate of Jews, and face the facts, you goober boob,
.._*YOU*_...., you are a hateful bitter dude, who looks like fucking
Casey Kasem.

And looking like, BLOODY,
Casey Kasem, is reason
enough to deny you an
acting
job.

Double Period..

Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
Chafey
AKA: David
(c) 2003              

You swear a lot after drinking. Lauper fell off the stage and sprained her ankle in Oklahoma. The show was in Dallas when the doctor
told her she needed to take a couple of days off. The local promoters knew me and asked me to fill in for one night. I ended up
doing the following night in Austin. They contacted me four months later out of the blue and said that they were extending the tour
and wanted to book me for 24 shows. Those 24 have turned into 85 and they might add even more.
Now tell me a story, anything personal. It could be about when you used to do stand-up years ago, or the first time you were on the
radio, anything.
-tommy
"Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!" <sing-songwri...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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Its like you were Cinderella for the night and got to keep the shoe!  I love
rading your journals and I always look forward to the nights menu.  Makes my
spaghetti look rather crappy.
I am sure many of us live vicariously through your journals until its our turn.
I enjoy web logs, journalsand diaries.  Write on young man.
SuziB

Thanks Suzi,
I like hearing about other comics experiences myself. I wish more of them would write what it is like for them at festivals, in
contests, doing TV spots.
-t

     Are you saying you're anti-Arab?  I don't mind if you are.  I'm
starting to hate them myself.

Tommy Joe  (Sand Negro)

Thank you, Drakey, dear sir, for retelling
that. Also, THANK YOU, for _*NOT*_
telling me what you had for lunch.

GET YOUR MIND OFF
FOOD, DUDE!!

Something "personal" he says.
He wants something "personal" from me.
A, quote "personal story" unquote.

....I don't know about all-of-that,
Drakey, that sounds kinda _*BLOODY*_ _*PERSONAL*_....!!

....We'll see....Maybe later, dude.

Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
Chafey
AKA: David
(c) 2003              

I give and give and get nothing in return. Hoe-hum.
-tommy
"Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!" <sing-songwri...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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"Yeah", "Uh-Huh", Bloody "Right", Drakey.

Whatever.

Your posts are fairly short.
And most of the latter part of most of your bloody ass posts, deals with
a painfully
generic description of your lunch.

Hardly, what I'd call a lot of effort on your part.
I've heard many a waiter, give better, much more creative food
descriptions.

But, _*I*_, however, _*I*_, have given countless amounts of
joyously-prolix, bloody-scintillating, classically-ENTERTAINING
Chafey//Davey-style prose,
in return.

And anywho, when you say give me
something "personal", I'm thinking, I really already --*have*--,
interspersed, --*some*-- "personal", intimate thoughts and/or
experiences, mixed-in-with, of course,
my tongue-in-cheek/cheeky rhetoric
and, my scathingly serious and/or
semi-serious criticisms, and my
other varyingly revelatory political
and/or social and/or spiritual
tidbits and whatnots....or....wetknots....
(For those into 'watersports' and 'bondage'.)

Anyways, what letter
does your wifey, Rebecca's
maiden name, start with!?
Just curious. Because
I might know the chick,
if that's the case.
And when I say
_*KNOW*_....
I mean, in
a _*MAJOR*_
kinda way.

But, it's not anything bad, mind you,
it would just be quite funny and/or ironic
if she were the same girl, that's all.
What color hair does she have!?
Do you have any pictures of you and her
anywhere, on your web site or someplace.
I ask that, because, you've mentioned her, on your tour, a few times.
And, it's the name, 'Becky', that caught my attention.

I just had an odd, eerie premonition
of sorts. It could have been a false-echo premonition, though, caused by
the familiar name. And when I say, 'eerie', I don't mean in a 'bad' way.
I just think ALL premonitions are kinda eerie/odd/spooky, that's all.

Good luck on the rest of your tour, Drakey.
And here's a site that has a cool chronology of the 'Sonny and Cher
Show' and the separated
'Sonny', and, 'Cher' shows, as well. Interesting little site.

You may or may not have seen it already.
Cher might enjoy it as well. And she might
want to make sure she is getting some of
the bloody royalties for the videos they are selling, also.

http://www.tvparty.com/sonnycher.html

http://www.tvparty.com/sonnycher3.html

Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
Chafey
AKA: David
(c) 2003              

I am NOT anti-Arab, or AGAINST _*ANY*_
race, or nationality or culture or --*friendly*-- --*nonviolent*--
religions, or friendly --*NONVIOLENT*--
atheists or openly
gay or bisexual
peoples,
etc.

But I _*AM*_, ANTI-CHEESEBALL-PICTURES, so therefore, your, Casey
Kasem-style cheeseball headshot from 1976 or thereabouts,
is REALLY annoying. I am protesting it's existence.

And let me interject this, as well--:

I, surely, wish that, --*you*--,
Shirley Tommy Joey, were
sane enough to be, equally,
OPEN TO ALL PEOPLES,
LIKE _*JEWISH*_
PEOPLE, FOR
INSTANCE.
And women
comics.
And,
women,
in general.

Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
Chafey
AKA: David
(c) 2003              

My point was that I honored your request and you dismissed mine. That site is pretty cool, thanks.
You haven't shared any experiences that I have seen about performing, on the radio or otherwise. You have shared a lot of opinions.
Yeah, Chafey, I'm sure you know my wife. Becky Atkins first, then Barter with her husband before me and now her name is Drake. There
are pics of her on my website.
Maybe her next name will be Barbeau.
A lot of comics on this group do know my wife, they have met her in comedy clubs when we worked together. Don't know where you would
have met her.
Now my posts are "fairly short". You are the one who first complained that they were too long.
-tommy
"Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!" <sing-songwri...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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Hhmmmm.... "Becky Barbeau" ....
That sounds pretty sexy and catchy.

Although, the young woman I was involved with
had a different last name, than your wife's maiden name, and previous
married name.

But, I, DID, think it was quite possible that
we might have similar tastes in women.
(Based, partially, on some of are
similarities, that you had pointed-out
in another thread.)

And, after just, now, checking-out your site, I see that the, possibly,
FUTURE, "Becky Barbeau", is quite cute, indeed.

But, I think, Drakey, if we were both, single at the same time, and out
cruising for chicks,
we'd probably get along okay, and not fight,
over the same girl. Because, I tend to go
for natural redheads with real pale skin
or decidedly darker-haired girls,
with exotic European and/or Brazilian/Tropical/Island
features.

And your wife,
seemed more like a classic,
young sexy blonde,
type.

Although, that's not to say, that I'd ever turn down a sexy blonde. But,
we all have our initial preferences. Although, I HAVE been involved
with some hot blondes, before. If any female, has a pretty face, with
some nice lips, I am more than happy to get-on-it, whenever
she-wants-it, whatever the shade of
that par-tic-u-lar woman's
hair or skin may
be.

Actually, come to think about it, Brittany Murphy, is a blonde!! So,
maybe, I DO
like blondes, just as bloody much!!

Hhmmmm.... "Becky Barbeau" ....

(--Hee Hee--)

LISTEN, DRAKEY--:
You seem to have a very good,
and open-minded, sense of
humor-an-entertainment.

And you are, obviously, a very good sport
about being 'Chafed'.

So, good show.

Forget MTV's 'Punked'.
Check-out ACS's 'Chafed'.
Starring Yours (Bloody!!) Truly.

Seriously, Drakey, I am glad you
are highly-entertained by my
Chafey//Davey posts.

You, obviously, have excellent
taste, in both, humor, and, entertainment,
in general.

I look forward to, maybe, catching one of your shows, opening for Cher,
or, maybe, at some point in the future, at a decent comedy club.

Take Care.
Peace--: Out.

Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
Chafey
AKA: David
(c) 2003              

It is quite possible that we would have similar tastes in women. Just let me know if you would like me to set some tickets up for
you. It is possible to do that while you maintain anonymity.
-tommy
"Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!" <sing-songwri...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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Awww...Hecky....One quick typo correction.
And this was one that REALLY BUGGED ME.
I ab-so-lute-ly HATE this mistake. I had to bloody correct it. There was
no choice. It
had to be done. And here it is, (Just Below).

See, if, you, my dear creepy-cool lurking fans, can spot the corrected
mistake. I'm sure, if you are a fan, you will, surely, spot it. Because,
only some retard, would not notice this horrendous
typo mistake, and my fans, are much too
smart to be retards.

This mistake, is one that I've seen, done in major publications, before.
But that's still no bloody excuse. So, it must
be corrected--:

Hhmmmm.... "Becky Barbeau" ....

That sounds pretty sexy and catchy.

Although, the young woman I was involved with had a different last name,
than your wife's maiden name, and previous married name.

But, I, DID, think it was quite possible that
we might have similar tastes in women.
(Based, partially, on some of our
similarities, that you had pointed-out
in another thread.)

And, after just, now, checking-out your site, I see that, the, possibly,
FUTURE, "Becky Barbeau", is quite cute, indeed.

But, I think, Drakey, if we were both, single at the same time, and out
cruising for chicks,
we'd probably get along okay, and not fight, over the same girl.
Because, I tend to go for natural redheads with real pale skin or
decidedly darker-haired girls,
with exotic European and/or Brazilian/Tropical/Island
features.

And your wife,
seemed more like a classic,
young sexy blonde,
type.

Although, that's not to say, that I'd ever turn down a sexy blonde. But,
we all have our initial preferences. Although, I HAVE been involved with
some hot blondes, before. If any female, has a pretty face, with some
nice lips, I am more than happy to get-on-it, whenever she-wants-it,
whatever the shade of
that par-tic-u-lar woman's
hair or skin may
be.

Actually, come to think about it, Brittany Murphy, is a blonde!! So,
maybe, I DO
like blondes, just as bloody much!!

Hhmmmm.... "Becky Barbeau" ....

(--Hee Hee--)

LISTEN, DRAKEY--:
You seem to have a very good,
and open-minded, sense of
humor-an-entertainment.

And you are, obviously, a very good sport about being 'Chafed'.

So, good show.

Forget MTV's 'Punked'.
Check-out ACS's 'Chafed'.
Starring Yours (Bloody!!) Truly.

Seriously, Drakey, I am glad you
are highly-entertained by my
Chafey//Davey posts.

You, obviously, have excellent
taste, in both, humor, and, entertainment, in general.

I look forward to, maybe, catching one of your shows, opening for Cher,
or, maybe, at some point in the future, at a decent comedy club.

Take Care.
Peace--: Out.

Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
Chafey
AKA: David
(c) 2003              

I'll certainly keep it in mind. And I appreciate
the offer.

Hey, Drakey, what are some of your
comedy influences!? Or what general artists
--comedy/music/whatever-- have inspired
your creativity!?

Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
Chafey
AKA: David
(c) 2003              

    You have given Chafey the assurance of complete anonymity at least three
times now.  There is no need for you to do this.  Chafey will maintain
anonymity forever with or without your help, whether he wants it or not.
This man will never have to wear sunglasses in public, that's for sure.

Tommy Joe

Awww....Poor....Poor....Old Man Psycho
Tommy Boy Joey....

Psycho Tommy Joe Kasem,
you don't know what you are talking about.

You are so
transparently
jealous and pathetic.

Try to remain calm, Tommy Joey.
Get over your jealousy-induced
panic attack
delusions.

You don't have a clue
what person, is, or is, not, going to
be nationally successful-and-famous.
But your jealousy-induced comments,
certainly prove that you HOPE I will remain nationally "anonymous".

Sorry, dumb ass, NO CAN DO!!

I believe in proper "timing".
I will know when the "time"
is ripe.

I _*WILL*_ be
successful in the entertainment industry on a
national basis, despite your transparently
jealous dreams for the opposite to occur.

Sorry, Psycho Tommy Joey, like so
many of your other, unsavory-an-delusional wishes-an-dreams, they are
the polar opposite of the reality which is destined to unfold before
you, as Lady Fate, joyously and righteously
rejects you, again and again
and again.

Now, pardon me, as I must go, for
now, to make sweet love to Lady Fate.

I want to, once again,
taste the sweet nectar of my
future, softly wetting-an-tickling my tongue, as
I bury my face deep between her legs.

Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
Chafey
AKA: David
(c) 2003              

Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Steve Martin (his stand-up in particular)

John Lennon is a big one with me as a general artist.
-tommy
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Hey, Drakey, I liked all of those cats, as a kid, too.

And your mentioning, of Lennon,
and Lauper, too (earlier in this thread),
got me to thinking about that, 'Live From
New York', music special for Lennon, which was held shortly after the
attack on the WTC.

It had on different artists, doing covers,
of Lennon's tunes. And, due to the
attack on our nation, it, naturally, then,
became a tribute to New York, as
much as, Lennon.

And the night of performances, included, Cyndi Lauper, who did,
'Strawberry Fields', outside the venue, at a candlelight vigil.

Anyway, this special, was the one
where, Kevin Spacey, did an
electrifying performance of
'Mind Games'.

Did you see that!? Some people thought he
sounded bad/flat, but I didn't feel that way at all.

TO ME--:
It was one of the most dramatic moments,
I've seen on live television. Maybe, I'm easily moved, at times. But I
thought he pulled it off,
quite well. Amazingly well.

Oh well. Here's what I had to say about that show, shortly after it
aired....If anyone out
there has a copy of Kevin's performance,
let me know, as my copy was lost, when moving.

Thanks.

By the way, Drakey, this is what I like most about, Usenet, and why I
find it so inspiring
for my writings/commentaries, used for my radio shows, etc. I love the
international immediacy of emotions that Usenet provides. Anyways, that
immediacy, can be pretty cool. Here's an example of one of those
moments, from my --*other*-- virtual life, when I had posted as, 'Davey,
the Pomposity Slayer'--:

From: so...@webtv.net
(Davey, the Pomposity Slayer)
Newsgroups: rec.music.makers.piano
Subject: Re: Tune into the WB Now!! Live Tribute to New York and
Lennon!!
Date: Wed, 3 Oct 2001 19:12:04 +0400 (EDT)
Message-ID: <3029-3BBB9B44-48@storefull-621.iap.bryant.

Yes, Mary:
*INDEED*<-->London to a bloody brick, BABY!! YEAH!!
KEVIN SPACEY
WAS _*AND*_
*IS*->....->_*DA*_ _*MAN*_!!

You know, like you, Mary, I checked out some of the polar opposite
comments--to mine and yours....very warm glowing reviews--in one of the
groups you posted in--rec.music.beatles--I think that was the
group....And I was shocked at how amazingly negative many people were
toward Kevin's performance of 'Mind Games'.

Kevin and the band and the back-up singers--were all--excellent. I
honestly,
got real chills--good ones.

He sang that song with such obvious joy and positive, deep emotions for
the songwriter and song, you could really tell he meant all of it--and
anyone who has any kind of spirit--would have been pulling for him to
pull it off....and he _*DID*_ pull it off--plus some....plus some more.

I was feeling it--all the way. The whole thing was great theater--The
speech//intro he gave leading into his joyous sudden leap toward
the band and into the song. It was *all* *truly* *magical*. And I even
liked his cool moves while he sang. It did not seem cheesy
to me at all.

John Lennon--would have dug Spacey--and his singing. Let's face it
--even-- John was off-key at certain parts during live performances and
sometimes in the studio as well. Most of the truly *great* rock
singers--in my opinion--are not always "perfect".

Kevin Spacey--proved my point here at the RMMP--from awhile back....that
a good actor--with a decent voice--can sing with amazing soul--and can
usually sing better
than a 'perfect pitched' technically-trained singer--WHO CAN'T ACT WORTH
A DAMN....Meaning: SELL THE SONG!!

Kevin Spacey sold it. I bought it--BIG TIME!! And he can keep the
change. He deserves it. Bravo!!

Finally, I hate to say it--but John Lennon's son--Sean....to me....was
one of the least appealing performers last night. Lauper was looking
very cute and sounded good. But I would have liked her to do 'Watching
the Wheels'--No one did that one. That was
one of his best--right before he was killed. Another of my favorites
from him.

Lauper is a kick-ass EXCELLENT singer. The song 'Strawberry Fields' was
just simply *not* the best choice for her.

I wonder if, Yoko, decided who would do each song and which songs
*could* be done!?

Spacey was her only great choice and match of the night--if she *was*
behind who sang what, etc. Oh well, all in all it was a cool--memorable,
historical--night....And Spacey was more than enough to make it a truly
great success. I have played back the video several times--and it still
gives me cool chills. Awesome. Way to go, Kevin!!

Alrighty then....Mary....until next time....Peace.  

Later,
David

"Davey Slayer Productions"
(c)2001

Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
Chafey
AKA: David
(c) 2003              

Yes,
I saw that special and was blown away. I totally agree. Mind Games is an amazing song and that was the boldest cover I have ever
seen. Spacey is brilliant. That whole special was some of the best TV I have ever seen.
tommy
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Well, then, I am glad you enjoyed Spacey
as much as I did, Drakey.

Bravo!!

It truly --*was*-- an amazing performance, by Kevin.

Kevin Spacey, would
be a great choice to play, Bill Hicks,
if they do a movie on his life and stand-up.

I think he would be a (Bloody!!) superb choice, in fact.

I think he could really nail it.

Peace--: Out.

Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
Chafey
AKA: David
(c) 2003