Re: At Least It Inspired Me To Write A New Cool Song <Chafey of alt.comedy.standup - is on teh prowl>
Colonel Jake
Sally O'Malley <anad...@hotmail.com>
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<Jeffro "pensandpad" Jewett's message, SNECKED for brevity>
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: Wow. Unbelievable. So utterly unbelievable I am speechless.
: It's hard to believe that anyone, even someone as anonymous
: as he is, who is afraid of revEaling who he really is,
: could go this low in lack of any kind of dignity. It's all
: backwards. He has been insisting to keep contact with me
: after I told him I was not available, being married and
: all. Sure,I could have contact with him as a friend, but
: after his emails, I don't even like him as a person.
: Period. This is the type of person I don't even want to
: know, let alone be in contact with. Last night I told him
: politely to stop emailing me. But he kept emailing, and
: just a few hours ago I told him to stop writing and that I
: don't like the person he has shown to be. Obviously he
: can't take rejection and this was his way of satisfying his
: vindictive rage. Of course I was not 100% sure of my gut
: feeling about him. Now reading this post, I realize he is a
: lot more despicable than I had sensed. Maybe nobody will
: believe me, but that's ok . He knows, and I know. To him I
: only say this : every time I told you that I didn't trust
: you, and that something inside told me not to trust you,
: and you promised I could trust you - here you go. I was
: right all along, and I am proud of myself to tell you to
: leave alone. What you did here is despicable, and now I
: understand why nobody likes you. Tommy was right all along.
:
Hey Sally O'Malley?,
"Davey boi?!?!?!,...., could be there right now!!!..."
(watching you? through binoculars, planning when to strike)
*pretty creepy! but so is Chafey*
First?,
"Chafey will kill you, then rape you!!!,...., or he'll kill
you, your husband, and your children!!!,...., then rape your
husband!!!..."
*either way, Chafey seen you and now knows? where you live*
(pretty Chafey! but so is creepy)
Chafey is an Jack teh Ripper!,
"But instead of killing prostitutes?!?!?!,...., he kills,
cheatin' wives!!! (even though you might not be having sex
with other guys? you've had intimate email exchanges with
him, and thats all that it takes to set him off),....,
like I said?!?!?!,...., first he'll kill you,
then he'll rape you!!!..."
*either way, Chafey seen you and now knows? where you live*
(Chafey's creepy! but so is pretty)
Its time to call out!,
"All your Samoan/Hawaiian friends!!! (those 6'6" 375LBS
linebackers friends),...., teh one's that can snap Chafey's
neck, like a chicken's!!!,...., so when Chafey shows up,
everybody knows what to do!!!..."
*make shark-bait? outta'dat MoTHERFUCKER*
-or else-
"VideO Madness" "SKIN DEEP!!!..."
(http://www.coloneljake.com/avideo/0015/)
Colonel Jake
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
<sing-so...@webtv.net> of alt.comedy.standup
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:
: Kernel Corny,<SLAP>
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*who's Kernel Corny? Chafey boi*
:
: that post was one of those
: kinds of posts from you, that I disdain
: severely, and, why I stopped
: replying to you, several
: times, in the past.
: Why do you post
: WAY over the top
: and psychotic idiocy
: based on nothing
: real at all, like
: you just did
: there!?
: Why!?
:
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</Chafey is pertaining to this poast>
Because? (Chafey boi (HaHaHa (FAG-MAGGoT))),
Teh thread needed sumptin' creepy!!!,....,
to break teh ice!!!..."
*did you watch that creepy boOt-legged video*
"VideO Madness" "SKIN DEEP!!!..."
(http://www.coloneljake.com/avideo/0015/)
Oh yeah?,
"I was watching 'Teh Running Man,' last night?!?!?!,....,
and thats where all teh creepiness came from, ---->
<> rape you then kill you, or kill you then rape you,
<> break your neck like a chicken's
pretty creepy coming from an Schwarzenegger Film!!!..."
(wazzen'nit (boi))
So Chafey boi?,
"Do you usually make it an habit to reply to peeps?!?!?!,....,
that you stopped replying toO?!?!?!..."
*we can take that as? Sally O'Malley being totally correct*
(you are an MoTHERFUCKING-CREEP (arent'cha (Chafey boi)))
:
: Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
: Chafey....AKA....Davey<SLAP>
: Copyright 2009
:
Leave her alone!,
"And she'll come home!!! (wagging her tail behind her)..."
<from Teh BoOk of Colonel Jake'ster>
Colonel Jake 3:1 - "Thats for GoDDAMNED sure!!!..."
Colonel Jake
"Bob" <B...@stonedimmaculate.com> wrote in message
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: Colonel Jake wrote:
: > Sally O'Malley <anad...@hotmail.com>
: >
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: > :
: >
: > Hey Sally O'Malley?,
: >
:
: Not cool to bring people's family's into things like this,
: joking or not.
:
STFU! (Bobbett),
"Sally O'Malley's teh one!!! (who brought her family into it),.,
her and her infidelity!!! (alone)..."
*intervening with Chafey*
(behind her husband and childrens back)
*spending family resources*
(making long distance calls to Chafey)
*telling USENET she has an Husband with an family*
(while secretively having contact with Chafey)
Yepper Bob?,
"You're right!!!,...., infidelity, really isnt coOl!!!..."
:
: --
:
: -Bob<SLAP>
:
: Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion without the
: discomfort of thought.
: -John F. Kennedy
:
Colonel Jake
Sally O'Malley <anad...@hotmail.com>
<310aa937-14c7-4a79...@x17g2000yqd.googlegroups.com>
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:
: Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
: <sing-so...@webtv.net> of alt.comedy.standup
: >
: >
: > Of course, I, know this is
: > entertaining. And, _*I*_,
: > already, have stepped back,
: > a thousand times, and have
: > seen the entertainment
: > value in such public
: > exchanges.
: >
: > HELLO!?
: >
: > But, as you've stated on the phone,
: > you know, Tommy, appreciates
: > My posts much more than
: > he ever lets on!! And, I,
: > guarantee you, no
: > one finds this kind
: > of open realness,
: > mixed with the
: > humour and
: > drama, etc.,
: > boring, in any
: > way at all.
: > Period.
: >
: > So, bring it on, Baby!!
: > Bring it on!!
: >
: > And, it's such a lie, to say you
: > weren't flirting with Me
: > on the phone. My
: > God, you were flirting
: > with, Me, on here,
: > in post after post,
: > SallyAna, and,
: > practically
: > begging Me to
: > write you privately
: > and then practically
: > begging Me to call
: > you, as well!!
: >
: > Come-On, you even sent Me that
: > Mermaid picture, here,
: > PUBLICLY!!
: >
: > Like, I said, you're very fickle
: > and flighty. Period.
: >
: > Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
: > Chafey....AKA....Davey
: > Copyright 2009
:
: First of all, I don't consider entertaining watching two
: people making a fool of themselves, which is pretty much
: what we are doing here. You might enjoy this, but I really
: don't. To be honest I am embarrassed of being in this
: situation, but I keep replying to you because at this point
: nothing can get any worse for me!
:
: And finally, it is absurd that any woman would have to
: *prove* that she is not interested in a guy!!! Really.
: Think about it. If she doesnt contact you for a whole week,
: and then she asks you to not email again, and tells you
: flat out that she doesnt like you, HELLO! (to use your own
: ways) - that means she is not interested! No more proof is
: needed! I don't know what else to say!
:
: Actually, I want to tell you this: You PROMISED me, you
: gave me your word (and you said you were a man of honor),
: that you would never bring to the newsgroup anything that
: would happen in our private contact, no matter what. That
: was the condition for me to even talk with you privately. I
: stated it to you clearly. You had the choice to not keep in
: touch with me at that point. But you chose to give me your
: word, and keep in contact with me. I believed you. And now
: look at what you are doing. Proving once more how naive I
: am and how I was deceived/fooled by you. And how we should
: never, ever, trust anyone. And I don't understand why you
: are so proud of representing this lesson to me.
:
Dont you know! (Sally O'Malley),
"Chafey boi?!?!?!,...., was one of them GoOFY-MoTHERFUCKERS,
I just used to totally 'KICK-TEH-FUCKING-SHIT-oUT-oF' when
we were in kindergarten!!!,...., and now that Chafey boi is
all grown up?!?!?!,...., he is trying to get back at anybody
(such as you Sally O'Malley), that reminds him of what my
fists used to loOk like!!! (as they smashed across his
MoTHERFUCKING-AZZ-LoOKING-FACE)..."
*basically? my fists turned Chafey boi into an FUCKING-RAT*
(you've been warned Sally O'Malley! now deal with it)
*anybody who snecks out previous messages that they reply toO*
(definitely has something to hide (they are CoWARDS))
*you should have seen that! from teh git-go*
(Salley O'Malley)
:
: And you're picking and choosing what you reveal, and I am
: not even sure what you're trying to prove here anyway. But
: you haven't said yet that indeed I was very honest with
: you, telling you CONSTANTLY, to the point of you
: considering almost obsessive, telling you constantly that I
: would never engage in any romantic relationship with you.
: This is the truth and you know it. We did enjoy our
: conversations, but they were always very respectful and
: nothing that I should be embarrassed of. You're making it
: all sound really ugly and sinful, and it was nothing like
: that. It was simple and sincere. From my side anyway. There
: was nothing shameful in my short contact with you. And you
: know it. Even if you will never admit it.
:
Chafey boi! (Salley O'Malley),
"Cant even?!?!?!,...., face teh FUCKING-PoAST,
that he's replies toO!!! (that FUCKING-SNECKED-CoWARD)..."
(why do you think? he FUCKING-SNECKS-IT-oUT (before he replies))
*BA-BoOMP!*
Generals gather in their masses!,
"Just like witches at 'Black Mass's!!!.' .."
--
Colonel Jake - Teh 'Warmongering' Profiteer
"VideO Madness" "Black Sabbath - War Pigs!!!..."
(http://www.coloneljake.com/videos/006F/)
Tommy Joe
Colonel Jake wrote:
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> Dont you know! (Sally O'Malley),
> "Chafey boi?!?!?!,...., was one of them GoOFY-MoTHERFUCKERS,
> I just used to totally 'KICK-TEH-FUCKING-SHIT-oUT-oF' when
> we were in kindergarten!!!,...., and now that Chafey boi is
> all grown up?!?!?!,...., he is trying to get back at anybody
> (such as you Sally O'Malley), that reminds him of what my
> fists used to loOk like!!!
LOL
TJ