VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2008 ooox
Colonel Jake
[ŧŧŧxYxŦŦŦ] "All Hail The FNVW" [ŧŧŧxYxŦŦŦ]
[ŧŧŧxYxŦŦŦ] [ŧŧŧxYxŦŦŦ]
*we will all kneel and bow our heads*
[ŧŧŧxYxŦŦŦ]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[ŧŧŧxYxŦŦŦ]
[ŧŧŧxYxŦŦŦ] [ŧŧŧxYxŦŦŦ]
[ŧŧŧxYxŦŦŦ] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [ŧŧŧxYxŦŦŦ]
*now we diligently pray*
[ŧŧŧxYxŦŦŦ] "Goddess Kali Goddess Of Strength" [ŧŧŧxYxŦŦŦ]
[ŧŧŧxYxŦŦŦ] [ŧŧŧxYxŦŦŦ]
[ŧŧŧxYxŦŦŦ] "Our Divine Goddess Of Usenet" [ŧŧŧxYxŦŦŦ]
<newsgroups added>
"VideO Madness" "WHITE ZOMBIE - Real Solution #9!!!..."
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(http://www.coloneljake.com/mvideo/0009/)
[Official ballot - VOTES MUST APPEAR in Alt.Usenet.Kooks]
On Mon, 2 Jun 2008 06:01:21 +0000 (UTC),
<g202bh$5d4$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
<wran...@caballista.org> posted below:
Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2008 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
* you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on June 10th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Ernie Primeau
Johnny Wizard
Neither of the above
Abstain
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Jonathan Herr
Seon Ferguson
Neither of the above
Abstain
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Jeffrey "Jazzycat" Noble
Neither of the above
Abstain
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
JTEM
Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
Neither of the above
Abstain
GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
BONZO
Jeffrey "Jazzycat" Noble
Neither of the above
Abstain
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Johnny Wizard
Neither of the above
Abstain
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
"Quantum AetherDynamics Institute" by David Thomson
"UFOs guided Cyclone Nargis" by Jan Pajak
Neither of the above
Abstain
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Johnny Wizard
Neither of the above
Abstain
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
David Tholen
Neither of the above
Abstain
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Daniel Joseph Min
Johnny Wizard
Neither of the above
Abstain
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
John Wentzky
Johnny Wizard
Neither of the above
Abstain
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
John Wentzky
Johnny Wizard
Neither of the above
Abstain
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Douglas Grant
YES
NO
Abstain
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter,
trained by Meat Plow
YES
NO
Abstain
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
"Marcia's first sockpuppet sleeper troll" by marcia of SPP
YES
NO
Abstain
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one or abstain)
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Gerald Newton
Abstain
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one or abstain)
Charles Lysaght
John Wentzky
Abstain
KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one or abstain)
Alexa Cameron
Pamela Russell
Abstain
AUK MASCOT
(Vote for one or abstain)
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Colonel Jake
Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
Abstain
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
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Meow
</compliments of Steve Leyland>
"Meow" "Let me see?!?!?! (your pussy)..."
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(http://www.coloneljake.com/audios/000A/)
*so be it*
ļ,.,ļ
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Jazzycat1
Colonel Jake
Jazzycat1 <Thomas...@gmail.com>
<b4c435ea-565f-4902...@59g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>
: I vote the Kook asswipes seriously consider getting a life!
:
Your vote?,
"Denied!!! (Golden 'Coward' Killfile)..."
<->
<->IP address: 206.174.243.226
<->City (per outside source): Atlanta, Georgia
<->Country (per outside source): US [United States]
<->
Pretty close to?,
"Michael 'TrumpetoftheLord' Schmidt's neighborhood!!!..."
(what happened to Houston, TX (wife kick your azz out (again)))
As you can see?,
"Jazzycat pretty much beats?!?!?!,...., in sync!!!..."
(his rudimental technique, must be showing)
"VideO Madness" "RUSH - Digital Man!!!..."
COlOnel Jake Enterprises®
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(http://www.coloneljake.com/avideo/0012/)
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'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - High Speed
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page200/)
'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - Dialup
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page201/)
¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´
Order of Lenin for Usefulness
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page017/)
Official Alt.Usenet.KoOks der'KoOkshite is under construction
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Jazzycat1
> I vote the Kook asswipes seriously consider getting a life!
Repeat assholes
Gary Duguay
PLONK
"Hugh G Rection" <hughgr...@richardcranium.net> wrote in message
news:vlv844d18cvqkc6o9...@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 2 Jun 2008 16:05:44 -0700 (PDT), Jazzycat1
> <Thomas...@gmail.com>
>
> I vote you should - Suck my Huge Gay Erection!
John Kool
> I vote the Kook asswipes seriously consider getting a life!
>
Gary Duguay
themselves.
I almost feel sorry for them. Whatever : /
"John Kool" <john...@alltel.net> wrote in message
news:23d05$48449b0c$471c9391$23...@ALLTEL.NET...
Colonel Jake
"Hugh G Rection" <hughgr...@richardcranium.net> wrote in message
news:vlv844d18cvqkc6o9...@4ax.com...
<Thomas...@gmail.com>
: wrote:
:
: >On Jun 2, 5:32 pm, Jazzycat1 <ThomasErec...@gmail.com> wrote:
: >> I vote the Kook asswipes seriously consider getting a life!
: >
: >
: >Repeat assholes
:
: Repeated for the kOOk
:
: I vote you should - Suck my Huge Gay Erection!
Remember?,
"Before affection?!?!?!,...., have Jazzycat put protection,
on your Huge Gay Erection!!!..."
Here?,
"Kitty, Kitty!!!..."
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¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´
Order of Lenin for Usefulness
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page017/)
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Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
issue further by squeaking:
> I vote the Kook asswipes seriously consider getting a life!
So why don't you, Kook asswipe?
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The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.
Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19
Remove all the confusion and k00ks from my posting addy to send me your
sekrit messages.
"The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course,
an automatic weapon."
Official Chung Demon
WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007
Message-ID: <Xns990EE557C065pi...@204.153.245.131>
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Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
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WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
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"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
<jljOe.5348$ZD4....@bignews3.bellsouth.net>
I mourned:
> The Mop Jockey did most oddly state:
>> DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!!
>>
>> the oversized check is in the mail.
>
> Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl shit
> under several of my nyms.
"DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and
cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a
*Porch*Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his
own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot
stove. Message-ID: <77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05>
Said I:
> You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence
> who does not and cannot own Hatter.
"[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that
you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't
know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey.
Message-ID: <gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01>
"Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a
relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules
do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this
situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill
and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." --
Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID:
<45e625dd$0$16280$8826...@free.teranews.com>
"You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer
in MID: <oorbs2pt3dc6b8t4a...@4ax.com>
"I say you are out of your fucking mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as
"SameAsB4" <exeb...@yanospamhoo.com>, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting
as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID:
<ka4lo.3...@news.alt.net>
"in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,
in MID: <1167007805.9...@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>
If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs
Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf
And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before:
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml
Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee
Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml
"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.
Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh...@hotmail.com> on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.
"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.
"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <1156587081....@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>
"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
1159678991.8...@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com
"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined
to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of
stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as
throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then
explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil
Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you
off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows,
at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization.
Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie
Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner,
http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v
To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker
Archie Leach
>I vote the Kook asswipes seriously consider getting a life!
Thanks for that insight, Spazzycat. We are all better for having
witnessed it.
Colonel Jake
<Original Newsfroups restored>
George "Fluty" Maloney <flu...@msn.com>
<411e028d-eff5-461e...@y21g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>
:
:ns787980 <shar...@aol.com>
:>
:>George "Fluty" Maloney <flu...@msn.com>
:>:
:>:Jazzycat1 <Thomas...@gmail.com>
:>:>
:>:>Edited for stupidity
:>:>
:>:
:>: :}
:>:
:>
:>HEY?
:>
:>Why aren't YOU edited for STUPID?
:>
:>Just curious...
:>
:>Sharon
:>
:
:It's STUPIDITY...;] get it right.
:and as always stupid is as stupid does...right sharon;]
:All the best,
:George
:
I see?,
"You got teh 'BALLS' to poast in an Official AUK Vote Ballot
thread, but?!?!?!,...., you aint got the 'BALLS' to vote!!!..."
Thats pretty?,
"Chickenshit George oF yOu!!! (don't cha'think)..."
(Mr. Maloney (All the best (Bullcrap)))
"BAM1BAM" "campaign continues to plonk the kooks!!!..."
COlOnel Jake Enterprises®
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(http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/GB0009/)
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'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - High Speed
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page200/)
'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - Dialup
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page201/)
¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´
Order of Lenin for Usefulness
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page017/)
Official Alt.Usenet.KoOks der'KoOkshite is under construction
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Colonel Jake
<Chickenshit George "Fluty" Maloney, previously poasted>
Chickenshit George "Fluty" Maloney <flu...@msn.com>
<cfaf2dde-8938-41bc...@27g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>
:
:Chickenshit George "Fluty" Maloney <flu...@msn.com>
:>
:>Colonel Jake <Sergea...@comcast.net>
:>:
<break>
<Chickenshit George is so dense, he snecked out previous poasters>
<previously snecked poasters, restored>
:>:Chickshit George "Fluty" Maloney <flu...@msn.com>
:>:>
:>:>ns787980 <shar...@aol.com>
:>:>:
:>:>:Chickenshit George "Fluty" Maloney <flu...@msn.com>
:>:>:>
:>:>:>Jazzycat1 <Thomas...@gmail.com>
:>:>:>:
</break>
:>:>:>:
:>:>:>:Edited for stupidity
:>:>:>:
<break>
<previous messages restored>
:>:>:>
:>:>:> :}
:>:>:>
:>:>:
:>:>:HEY?
:>:>:
:>:>:Why aren't YOU edited for STUPID?
:>:>:
:>:>:Just curious...
:>:>:
:>:>:Sharon
:>:>:
:>:>
:>:>It's STUPIDITY...;] get it right.
:>:>and as always stupid is as stupid does...right sharon;]
:>:>All the best,
:>:>Chickenshit George "Fluty" Maloney
:>:>
</break>
:>:
:>:I see?,
:>:"You got teh 'BALLS' to poast in an Official AUK Vote Ballot
:>:thread, but?!?!?!,...., you aint got the 'BALLS' to vote!!!..."
:>:
:>:Thats pretty?,
:>:"Chickenshit George oF yOu!!! (don't cha'think)..."
:>:(Mr. Maloney (All the best (Bullcrap)))
:>:
<Chickshit George "Fluty" Maloney snecked out all but RAMD>
<before poasting teh following Clueless Newbie message>
<so teh AUK'sternetizens wouldn't see it>
:>
:>STFU
:>
:
:No really...STFU...;]
:
If only?,
"Chickenshit George "Fluty" Maloney?!?!?!,...., knew how to
poast, without FUCKING teh message, or teh Newsfroups up!!!..."
(he's such an idiOt RoOKIE, Chickenshit George "Fluty" Maloney)
Almost good enough for?,
"An AUK's der'Clueless Newbie of the Month Nomination!!!..."
Oh yeah'ah?,
"Chickenshit George "Fluty" Maloney?!?!?!,...., was on teh
Vote Ballot for that same Award back in?!?!?!,....,
February 2007!!! (the KoOky who flew teh 'damned' Coup)..."
(yes'sir'wree, Chickenshit George "Fluty" Maloney sure was)
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page102/)
GoD DAMNED Chickenshit George "Fluty" Maloney?,
"I see you're still?!?!?!,...., pulling off that CNotM stuff!!!..."
<Subject: link, restored>
Art Deco
My ESP is sensing a strong, untapped pool of talent here.
--
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
-- David Tholen
Colonel Jake
Art Deco <erfc...@usa.net>
<news:070620080735184593%erfc...@usa.net>
:
:Gary Duguay <wangdo...@sbcglobal.NOSPAM.net>
:>
:>It's too bad that these little kids have nothing better to do:><news:23d05$48449b0c$471c9391$23...@ALLTEL.NET>
:>:
:>:Jazzycat1 <Thomas...@gmail.com>
:>:>
:>:>I vote the Kook asswipes seriously consider getting a life!
:>:>
:>:>
:>:
:>:Ditto
:>:
:
:My ESP is sensing a strong, untapped pool of talent here.
Well?,
"If you're referring to RAMD?!?!?!,...., we've always been a pOol
of talent since day one!!! (KoOk Farm of the Decade),...., haven't
you ever heard of the gRAMDies Awards?!?!?! (its been out of
commission since, 2002?),...., but if its RAMD you're
referring?!?!?!,...., then yes, our poOl has always been tapped
(Pinku-Sensei Official Overseer of KoOks & Trolls in
rec.arts.marching.drumcorps), its just that we seemed to have
misplaced a couple of them koOk'sters!!! (recently Catherine Burr
and Michael "TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt),...., but it seems that new
koOks are popping out each and everyday!!! (ones that have always
been, its just time refines them like precious KoOk metal, such as;
Jazzycat (up for the Golden "CoWARD' Killfile), Fluty (seeking
after teh CNotM), Sharcast (almost ready for teh LM), Gary Duguay
(purposefully friggin' Top Poastin'), ect.),...., you'll see (once
they start getting nominated and voted for teh Awards that are
personally due to them), them koOks will definitely be, 100% USDA
Prime KoOk'ster!!! (anytime soOn now),...., and they'll give us,
there need?!?!?!,...., to koOk'N'screed!!!..."
Me?,
"I tried so hard being an KoOk?!?!?!,...., all I got was an,
AUK Pardon and my Franchise back!!! (maybe next time)..."
"An Official AUK Clemency"
"Orchestra Radio - TV Luxembourg - Pomp And Circumstance March No.1!!!..."
COlOnel Jake Enterprises®
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(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page018/)
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Colonel Jake'sters:
'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - High Speed
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page200/)
'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - Dialup
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page201/)
Order of Lenin for Usefulness
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page017/)
Official Alt.Usenet.KoOks der'KoOkshite is under construction
http://web.archive.org/web/20070626225733/http://www.caballista.org/auk/
¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´
NOTE: I noticed?,
"That you have a new reply address?!?!?!,....,
attached, to your nym!!! (<erfc...@usa.net>)..."
:
:--
:"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be
:worhsipped [sic] should be your concern, Deco."
:-- David Tholen
:
"All Hail!!!,...., Art Deco!!!..."
Bozo
Nobody reads any of your crap.
NOBODY! NOBODY! NOBODY.
Just like me, they glance at it and recognize it as POLLUTION.
Nobody reads or willingly listens to pollution. I may be affected by
pollution. I may have to BREATH, LOOK and have to HEAR it because it
is afterall pollution and like pollution gets by because it
accompanies the medium it is transported on.
But it is still pollution and not content.
Don't fool yourself or confuse SEEING with READING.
You're reading this. But nobody reads your shit.
Your shit is like a fucking annoying billboard. It is there as
pollution. But Nobody (trust me NOBODY) reads it. Why would they?
There's nothing there! It's a repetitious bore. You and the other nut
cases from alt.mental.illness that crosspost here and draw squiggly
lines are just as uninteresting, just as annoying, and just as
unreadable.
You bozos who post your unreadable vomit here should understand that
you are the equivalent of NOISE POLLUTION.
Let me repeat that, you are NOISE POLLUTION.
Visual noise pollution is fortunately a little bit easier to ignore
than real NOISE pollution. But just like a girly screaming billboard,
it is still BLIGHT.
But like a screaming girly bill board, its only message is "brand" and
a brand only conveys "who it is from". There is no content in a
brand. It's just a brand. Even a moron like you understands that
nobody "reads" a brand. Why should they? There's nothing there to
read.
I discovered however YOU can actually HEAR what YOU sound like if you
were to listen and actually HEAR yourself ... because I discovered a
program on NPR that virtually replicates the hideous fashion statement
of your noisy "brand", which is nothing less than the "Click & Clack
of Car Talk".
You and Click & Clack are virtual clones of each other, self-
congratulatory, cackling hyenas of conceit and NOISE ... except YOU
have neither the benefit of a quiz called a "Puzzler" or the bogus
facade of representing an auto-repair issue.
You are unfortunately totally the horrid noise that accompanies Click
& Clack.
Like click & Clack, you desperately try to be funny and entertaining
but in reality are pretty pathetic.
Like Click & Clack, your potential audience mostly tune you OUT cuz
they recognize you and your content for what it is, "a brand of
POLLUTION"!
Fortunately for Click & Clack, their pollution accompanies the real
recognizable content of a weekly "puzzler" and the facade of car
repair. If it wasn't for that, they'd be just like you, a couple of
girls with mens voices that NOBODY would tolerate.
You and Click & Clack are both DIFFICULT and ANNOYING morons.
You and they are virtually indistinguishable except you are ALL brand
and NO substance.
I don't think it's any accident that Click & Clack have identified
themselves with the cultural equivalence of "Deliverance".
Like Click & Clack you deserve the same signature sound that reveals
them as hillbilly butt-crack-loving men because I don't think it's any
accident that you, like Click & Clack, identify themselves at every
intermission with the banjo twangy "music" that identifies them as the
inbred unfortunate products of "Deliverance".
Bang away you twangy annoying and butt-crack-loving bozos.
-BOZO, fighting noise pollution everywhere-
Colonel Jake
Bozo <Bozo_D...@37.com>
<7cbc55a6-78ee-4364...@a9g2000prl.googlegroups.com>
:
: HELLO!
DAMN Bozo?,
"LoOks like yOu been taking LESSoNS frOm?!?!?!,....,
The Late and Great Chafey Brassiere!!!..."
<->
<->Bozo <Bozo_D...@37.com>
<392352eb-d993-4859...@q27g2000prf.googlegroups.com>
<->: Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
<->: Plamet Bozo
<->: Copyright 2008
<->:
<->
"Bozo De Niro"
"Come!!!,...., listen to the?!?!?!,...., Bozo's voice!!!..."
COlOnel Jake Enterprises®
Presents
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page991/)
--
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'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - High Speed
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page200/)
'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - Dialup
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page201/)
Order of Lenin for Usefulness
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page017/)
Official Alt.Usenet.KoOks der'KoOkshite is under construction
http://web.archive.org/web/20070626225733/http://www.caballista.org/auk/
¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´
:
: -BOZO, fighting noise pollution everywhere-
:
"All Hail!!!,...., Bozo De Niro!!! (freckin'koOk'ster)..."
Art Deco
<Sergea...@comcast.net> wrote:
I believe the homefroup of the subjects in question is
alt.comedy.standup, not RAMD.
Colonel Jake
Art Deco <erfc...@usa.net>
<news:070620081545460337%erfc...@usa.net>
:
:Colonel Jake <Sergea...@comcast.net>
:>
:>Art Deco <erfc...@usa.net>
Lets see?,
"RAMD'sters"
• Colonel Jake <Sergea...@comcast.net>
• Gary Duguay <wangdo...@sbcglobal.NOSPAM.net>
• Jazzycat1 <Thomas...@gmail.com>
RMMTee'ers
• John Kool <john...@alltel.net>
The only one?,
"Who'd be from ACS, would be"
• Bozo <Bozo_D...@37.com>
The ACS regulars?,
"Dont crosspoast, except for Bozo!!! (mostly)..."
Sometimes?
• ChattyDaisy <chatt...@hotmail.com> - very rarely
• <OllieN...@aol.com> - very rarely
• Tommy Joe <jo...@bellsouth.net> - never (sometimes)
• The Late and Great Chafey Brassiere!! -
` <sing-so...@webtv.net> - never (he's admitted that
` his, webtv is setup to where he cant crosspoast accidently,
` I tried for like 6-months trying to get Chafey to crosspoast
` to AUK)
But all four of the above?,
"Are koOks who just dont?!?!?!,...., know it yet, or
are even willing to admit it!!!,...., and if they would
crosspoast?!?!?!,...., most likely it wouldnt be to AUK!!!..."
:>
:>Me?,
:
"All Hail!!!,...., Art Deco!!!..."
TransWench
alt.fan.art-bell, rec.arts.marching.drumcorps, rec.music.makers.trumpet,
when The Goddess Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to Art Deco:
> Gary Duguay wrote:
>
>>It's too bad that these little kids have nothing better to do with
>>themselves.
>>I almost feel sorry for them. Whatever : /
>
Gary's combination of top-posting and an obvious lack of self-control
seem most promising, indeed.
--
________________________________________________________________________
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Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM,
CK, POEE, KOTHASK, GGGHD, HCNB, IAC, MWFA; Lits Slut #16
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AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
"If it weren't for lawyers, I think we could have invented a universal
symbolic representation of reality."
"Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<RSR3f.23691$5l.1...@bignews1.bellsouth.net>
"Andrew Chung and I have a very special connection. Have you read his
writings on Usenet? He's a Usenet missionary, just like I am. I commend
him (and all of you gentle readers) to Christ's sweet love." -- The
"amoral" Atlanta Kane, on her meds (though she swears it wasn't her) in
MID: <45e766ed$0$69324$bb4e...@newscene.com>
"I did not write this. It is illegal to forget someone's email address.
The person who mocked me like this needs to be brought to justice. This
is absolutely outrageous." -- Amoral AOK, regarding the previous quote,
in MID: <o65dg.s...@news.alt.net>
I want a boyfriend who is sensitive and caring,
but they already have boyfriends.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
"I hate explain $hit to tards. Especially illiterate tards." -- The
Monkey is very hard on irony meters, as in MID:
<Tc4xh.657$hH2.432@trnddc02>, and is also trained by moi, for the
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
"email is not a private form of communication." -- Dustin Cook, in
Message-ID: <1157484607....@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>
"Dustin is FILTH in my opinion. And not for any reason other than
posting Rhonda's personal info." -- Respondant
"After the Swift Boat Veterans who served with Kerry in Vietnam claimed
that Kerry lied about his heroism, the Democrats wanted to make a
similar ad attacking Bush, but they couldn't find anyone who served with
him." -- Anonymous
"You would no longer be here if I were to stop praying for you." Andrew
B. Chung's delusions of grandeur are getting out of hand, in MID:
<1160653810....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
You're fighting a Spam Witch
You look into this seductive creature's eyes and feel as if she can make
your sword longer, your bank account bigger, your waist smaller, and
show you the secret habits of barnyard animals. You fight to resist her
charms . . .
She gets the jump on you.
She shows you a picture of her pet goat. "This is my goat, see?" she
says. Dear god, the horror. Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Oof!
You lose 17 hit points. (bad spelling damage) -- The Kingdom of Loathing
Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
laughing at the antics of Bozo, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
> crap. POLLUTION. pollution.
> pollution. pollution pollution pollution shit. shit fucking annoying
> billboard. pollution. unreadable vomit NOISE POLLUTION. NOISE
> POLLUTION. Visual noise pollution NOISE pollution. girly screaming
> billboard, BLIGHT. screaming girly bill board, moron "a brand of
> POLLUTION"! pollution DIFFICULT and ANNOYING morons. Click Clack Click
> Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack
> Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack
>
> Bang away you twangy annoying and butt-crack-loving bozos.
>
> -BOZO, fighting noise pollution everywhere-
Dude, you got issues.
--
________________________________________________________________________
PorscheMonkey4Life COOSN-029-06-71069; Lits Slut #16
Butcher Knife Natalia; Gutter Chix0r #17; AUK Psycho & Felon #21
BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4; Parrot & Zombie #2
Usenet Ruiner #5; Top Asshole #3; Official Chung Demon
Official Chung Demon; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
No holy posting of any kind, to email.
"It can't rain all the time"
"Not supporting me is equivalent to forfeiting your own rights." --
John D. Wentzky: Warrior For Your Freedumb! Message-ID:
<33km2419sg6fnq3sh...@4ax.com>
http://www.runescape.com/
Join my RuneScape clan!
http://z11.invisionfree.com/Holy_Pretzel_Cabal/index.php
Full name of clan: Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet
And Usenet Terrorist Pretzel
Xander: "I still don't get why we had to come here to get info about a
killer snot monster."
Giles: "Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. (pause) I
did not say that." -- "Listening to Fear" (87/509), Buffy the Vampire
Slayer
"Actually, I quit. Nobody takes my frock." -- Captain Jack, "The Doctor
Dances" (27.10), Doctor Who
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
The MonkeyLJ: http://porchmonkey.livejournal.com/ -- nuked!
8. OK, so who's this "Dev McKinHole", then?
I dunno, some guy named Devon McKinnon of Dawson Creek, allegedly, and
according to the Monkey, a pedophile. However, I wouldn't take that too
seriously. The Monkey keeps changing his mind about who I am, so there's
no reason to think he won't change it about Mr. McKinnon, too.
"I am mentally stable, fool...I am going to be a bishop's wife." -- Sure
you are, Olympiada. MID: <45e21b75$0$16373$8826...@free.teranews.com>
"yes you are definitely retarded. See a neurologist immediate. And if
you don't have monet, blow a neurologist immediately." -- Farky the
Monkey-man to peachy ashie passion. No, no trace of irony in his post.
MID: <4h6xh.802$hH2.233@trnddc02>
"I was told there would be cookies."
Cross-Poasters For Goddess!
Remember: Straight people can't help it!
A petition to make the Five-Fingered Hand of Eris
the official symbol for the planet Eris:
http://www.petitiononline.com/ffhoeris/
"If you don't have pedicures AT LEAST every two weeks, don't talk to me.
If you don't floss every night and morning and brush at least twice a
day, don't talk to me. If you don't spend money on you hair and get
great cuts and color, don't talk to me. If you are heavy, don't talk to
me. If you don't shower every morning and take a nice bubble bath every
night, don't talk to me. If you don't have a loved one in your arms,
don't talk to me. If you don't keep an immaculate house, don't talk to
me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella
never wants to talk to me, which is for the best, really.
MID: <1161934857....@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
"You're fighting a Furry Giant
"He delivers a long speech about how you shouldn't judge him just because
he's an animal deep down inside and you're all intolerant and dressing up
like an animal in easy-access furry pants doesn't make you a pervert...
you fall asleep halfway through." -- The Kingdom of Loathing
To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a stalker.
Jazzycat1
Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
laughing at the antics of Jazzycat1, when they suddenly burst out in
tears:
> Edited for Gayness
No, I'm bi.
Jazzycat1
wrote:
> On Mon, 9 Jun 2008 11:32:05 -0700 (PDT), Jazzycat1 <ThomasErec...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >Edited for Gayness
>
> You don't have to try so hard for that AUK Award. From what I have seen, you
> really are a strong contender. Of course the voting isn't final until midnight
> on the 10th. From what I have seen though, you should walk away with Coward of
> the Month
>
> Bonzo is giving you a run for your money for the Golden Killfile though. Maybe
> you do need to post more to sway the uncommitted voters to your cause.
>
> Can't think of a more deserving kOOk for these pretigous awards.
I don't give a rats ass about your stupid kook awards. Just thought
I'd mess with as many of you idiots as I can since you have basically
destroyed usenet. idiots
Jazzycat1
wrote:
> On Mon, 9 Jun 2008 12:36:53 -0700 (PDT), Jazzycat1 <ThomasErec...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> >On Jun 9, 2:13 pm, Hugh G Rection <hughgrect...@richardcranium.net>
> >wrote:
> >> On Mon, 9 Jun 2008 11:32:05 -0700 (PDT), Jazzycat1 <ThomasErec...@gmail.com>
> >> wrote:
>
> >> >Edited for Gayness
>
> >> You don't have to try so hard for that AUK Award. From what I have seen, you
> >> really are a strong contender. Of course the voting isn't final until midnight
> >> on the 10th. From what I have seen though, you should walk away with Coward of
> >> the Month
>
> >> Bonzo is giving you a run for your money for the Golden Killfile though. Maybe
> >> you do need to post more to sway the uncommitted voters to your cause.
>
> >> Can't think of a more deserving kOOk for these pretigous awards.
>
> >I don't give a rats ass about your stupid kook awards. Just thought
> >I'd mess with as many of you idiots as I can since you have basically
> >destroyed usenet. idiots
>
>
> Well in that case, you should win hands down.
>
> Oh yes, you can also suck my big fat gay penile gland. I haven't seen the
> Gaydar® go off the screen so fast as it has when focused on your sweet little
> mouth. Some folks said that you would take your teeth out for them. Gawd, a
> gum job!
>
> Yeh know yah wann it! Hillbilly boy!
>
> Ye gotta purdy mouth der boy!- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
You must have mistaken me for Col Jake
TheBookman
for Killing and Yardwork wrote:
> Hail Eris! On Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:23:17 -0700, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
> laughing at the antics of Bozo, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
>
>> crap. POLLUTION. pollution.
>> pollution. pollution pollution pollution shit. shit fucking annoying
>> billboard. pollution. unreadable vomit NOISE POLLUTION. NOISE
>> POLLUTION. Visual noise pollution NOISE pollution. girly screaming
>> billboard, BLIGHT. screaming girly bill board, moron "a brand of
>> POLLUTION"! pollution DIFFICULT and ANNOYING morons. Click Clack Click
>> Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack
>> Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack
>>
>> Bang away you twangy annoying and butt-crack-loving bozos.
>>
>> -BOZO, fighting noise pollution everywhere-
>
> Dude, you got issues.
He's only a few issues short of a whole subscription.
ESL!
--
Bookman -The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in AFA-B
Kazoo Konspirator #668 (The Neighbor of the Beast)
Clue-Bat Wrangler
Keeper of the Nickname Lists
Despotic Kookologist of the New World Order
Hammer of Thor award, October 2005
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
MIKE "MIGUEL" CRANSTON, TRAINED BY BOOKMAN
COOSN-266-06-89425
#14 People ruining UseNet lits
#9 Top Assholes on the Net lits
#11 Most hated Usenetizens of all time lits
#11 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine
"I'd love to kill you in a ring" - Bartmo gets all touchy-feely
"****SPV....... So yes I am an idiot."
"ASK THE NWS, YOUR TAX DOLLAR GOES TO THEM NOT TO DR.TURI."
- Mr. Turi explains how to accurately predict hurricanes
Bookman is yet another Usenet fignuten, meaning naysayer and/or
rusemaster of their incest cloned Third Reich. In other words, you're
communicating with an intellectual if not a biological clone of
Hitler.
- Brad Guth tries to wax "scientific", but invokes Godwin, instead.
WWFSMD?
Jim Blansett
That is, of course, exactly what Howdy used to say about the awards.
Be very careful. You know how far he went off the deep end.
Colonel Jake
[»»»xYx«««] "All Hail Jim Blansett" [»»»xYx«««]
[»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
<original froups restored>
Jim Blansett <jim_bl...@hotmail.commakaze>
<news:r4er4493viema33hh...@4ax.com>
:
:Jazzycat1 <Thomas...@gmail.com>
:>
:>Hugh G Rection <hughgr...@richardcranium.net>
:>:
:>:Jazzycat1 <Thomas...@gmail.com>
:>:>
:>:>Edited for Gayness
:>:>
:>:
:>:You don't have to try so hard for that AUK Award. From
:>:what I have seen, you really are a strong contender.
:>:Of course the voting isn't final until midnight on the
:>:10th. From what I have seen though, you should walk
:>:away with Coward of the Month
:>:
:>:Bonzo is giving you a run for your money for the Golden
:>:Killfile though. Maybe you do need to post more to sway
:>:the uncommitted voters to your cause.
:>:
:>:Can't think of a more deserving kOOk for these
:>:pretigous awards.
:>:
:>
:>I don't give a rats ass about your stupid kook awards.
:>Just thought I'd mess with as many of you idiots as I
:>can since you have basically destroyed usenet. idiots
:>
:
:That is, of course, exactly what Howdy used to say about
:the awards. Be very careful. You know how far he went off
:the deep end.
:
Careful JB?,
"SpazzyScat?!?!?!,...., is going to start calling
your poasts, 'GAY!!!.' .."
He definitely? (Jazzycat),
"Reminds me of?!?!?!,.....,
'Honest John a.k.a. John "C"!!! (of alt.astronomy).' .."
Today?,
"Honest John?!?!?!,...., follows Vince Lamb around, and
replies to all of Vince's poast with anything pertaining
too, homosexualism!!!,...., Honest John used to follow me
also and do the same thing (every now and then Honest John
still pops up),...., but I made an HTML of him?!?!?!,....,
portraying him, as being an Dick Head!!!..."
(so Honest John, just mellowed out)
I got some?,
"Animated Cumn Gargling Chick gif's, that I just might
put into some HTML's, and label them?!?!?!,....,
Jazzycat's wife!!! (if he keeps up like John)..."
(just so I can see, how Jazzycat competes with it)
I mean?,
"Jazzycat is the one who opened the door for all this
screed,...., so why not?!?!?!,...., but the question is,
can Jazzycat handle it?!?!?!..."
"HaHaHa!!!..."
<->
<->----- Original Message -----
<->From: "Jazzycat1" <jeffre...@msn.com>
<->Newsgroups: rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
<->Sent: Monday, May 05, 2008 2:56 PM
<->Subject: Re: No Rules Against It!
<->
<->Jazzycat1 <jeffre...@msn.com>
<198f284e-419b-427c...@a70g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>
<->:
<->: All in fun Lt Jake!
<->:
<->
"BAM1BAM" "Honest John - Teh Little Dick Head!!!..."
COlOnel Jake Enterprises®
Presents
(http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/HJC02/)
--
Colonel Jake'sters:
'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - High Speed
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page200/)
'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - Dialup
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page201/)
¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´
AUK Pardon & Franchise Restored
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page018/)
Order of Lenin for Usefulness
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page017/)
Official Alt.Usenet.KoOks der'KoOkshite is under construction
http://web.archive.org/web/20070626225733/http://www.caballista.org/auk/
<bows on one knee>
"All Hail!!!,...., Jim Blansett!!!..."
Jazzycat1
wrote:
>
> - Show quoted text -
Oh Jim Bransett, you stirr Clack me up. You are rearry funny.
hones...@centurytel.net
"Colonel Jake" <Sergea...@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:MIKdnUxDxsBxldPV...@comcast.com...
> [遙誌Yx垂侷 [遙誌Yx垂侷
> [遙誌Yx垂侷 "All Hail Jim Blansett" [遙誌Yx垂侷
> [遙誌Yx垂侷 [遙誌Yx垂侷
HJ
Colonel Jake
Colonel Jake <Sergea...@comcast.net>
<news:8qOdndKJWshN7tnV...@comcast.com>
:
: [ปปปxYxซซซ] [ปปปxYxซซซ]
: [ปปปxYxซซซ] "All Hail The FNVW" [ปปปxYxซซซ]
: [ปปปxYxซซซ] [ปปปxYxซซซ]
:
:
: *we will all kneel and bow our heads*
:
:
: [ปปปxYxซซซ]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[ปปปxYxซซซ]
: [ปปปxYxซซซ] [ปปปxYxซซซ]
: [ปปปxYxซซซ] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [ปปปxYxซซซ]
:
:
: *now we diligently pray*
:
:
: [ปปปxYxซซซ] "Goddess Kali Goddess Of Strength" [ปปปxYxซซซ]
: [ปปปxYxซซซ] [ปปปxYxซซซ]
: [ปปปxYxซซซ] "Our Divine Goddess Of Usenet" [ปปปxYxซซซ]
:
:
: <newsgroups added>
:
: "VideO Madness" "WHITE ZOMBIE - Real Solution #9!!!..."
:
: COlOnel Jake Enterprisesฎ
: Presents
: (http://www.coloneljake.com/mvideo/0009/)
:
: [Official ballot - VOTES MUST APPEAR in Alt.Usenet.Kooks]
:
: On Mon, 2 Jun 2008 06:01:21 +0000 (UTC),
: <g202bh$5d4$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
: Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
: <wran...@caballista.org> posted below:
:
: Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2008 Usenet Kook
: Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
: burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
: Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
:
: * you are a notorious net.kook
: * you attempt to vote twice
: * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
: * you vote for or against yourself
: * you vote in a thread other than this one
: * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
: * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
: * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
: * you have officially been declared non-existent
: * you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
:
: Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
: until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on June 10th to cast your votes.
: Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
:
: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
:
: KOOK OF THE MONTH
: (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
:
: ป---> Ernie Primeau
: Johnny Wizard
: Neither of the above
: Abstain
:
<->
<->Ernie Primeau <erni...@webtv.net>
<-><news:uss0k.1549$BY1.248@trnddc06>
<->:
<->: I love to fuck chickens.Ernie
<->:
<->:
<->
I bet?,
"Ernie FUCKS chickens till the yoke pops?!?!?!,....,
'all over his crotch!!!..."
(that sick (FUCKER))
:
: CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
: (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
:
: ป---> Jonathan Herr
: Seon Ferguson
: Neither of the above
: Abstain
:
: COWARD OF THE MONTH
: (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
:
: Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
: ป---> Jeffrey "Jazzycat" Noble
: Neither of the above
: Abstain
:
Jazzycat?,
"Teh GoDFoRSAKIN'?!?!?!, ...., message snecker!!!..."
(CoWARDLY he replies to somebody he Newsfroup snecked)
:
: LOONEY MAROON AWARD
: (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
:
: JTEM
: ป---> Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
: Neither of the above
: Abstain
:
: GOLDEN KILLFILE
: (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
:
: BONZO
: ป---> Jeffrey "Jazzycat" Noble
: Neither of the above
: Abstain
:
I would?,
"Have to say Spazzy?!?!?!,...., because I can!!!..."
:
: TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
: (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
:
: ป---> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
: Johnny Wizard
: Neither of the above
: Abstain
:
: VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
: (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
:
: ป---> "Quantum AetherDynamics Institute" by David Thomson
: "UFOs guided Cyclone Nargis" by Jan Pajak
: Neither of the above
: Abstain
:
: GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
: (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
:
: Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
: ป---> Johnny Wizard
: Neither of the above
: Abstain
:
: SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
: (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
:
: ป---> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
: David Tholen
: Neither of the above
: Abstain
:
: BUSTED URINAL AWARD
: (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
:
: ป---> Daniel Joseph Min
: Johnny Wizard
: Neither of the above
: Abstain
:
: UNABOMBER SURPRISE
: (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
:
: John Wentzky
: ป---> Johnny Wizard
: Neither of the above
: Abstain
:
: GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
: (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
:
: ป---> John Wentzky
: Johnny Wizard
: Neither of the above
: Abstain
:
Watch?,
"Now that Wentzky has now been on the AUK's der'Ballot
for teh GAB?!?!?!,...., Bob Officer is going to nominate
him for Teh Office of Illucidus Maximus!!!..."
(we'll see next month on teh Ballot)
:
: BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
: (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
:
: Douglas Grant
:
: ป---> YES
: NO
: Abstain
:
: BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
: (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
:
: Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter,
: trained by Meat Plow
:
: ป---> YES
: NO
: Abstain
:
: PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
: (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
:
: "Marcia's first sockpuppet sleeper troll" by marcia of SPP
:
: ป---> YES
: NO
: Abstain
:
: OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
: (Vote for one or abstain)
:
: Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
: ป---> Gerald Newton
: Abstain
:
Am I?,
"Cujo de Sockpuppet?!?!?!..."
"All Hail!!!,...., Cujo!!!,...., All Hail!!!..."
:
: OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
: (Vote for one or abstain)
:
: ป---> Charles Lysaght
: John Wentzky
: Abstain
:
: KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
: (Vote for one or abstain)
:
: Alexa Cameron
: ป---> Pamela Russell
: Abstain
:
: AUK MASCOT
: (Vote for one or abstain)
:
: Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
: Colonel Jake
: Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
: ป---> Abstain
:
I know?,
"I'm not supposed to vote to this?!?!?! (being on teh
AUK's der'Ballot fer AUK MASCOT pet koOk),....,
but am I allowed to Abstain?!?!?!..."
"HaHaHa!!!..."
:
: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
:
: Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
:
<bows on one knee, lights up a joynt and chants>
"All Hail!!!,...., Fluffy!!!,...., All Hail!!!..."
:
: <break>
:
: <compliments of Steve Leyland>
:
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: '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
: (,_..----''' (,..--''
:
: Meow
:
: </compliments of Steve Leyland>
:
: "Meow" "Let me see?!?!?! (your pussy)..."
:
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:
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:
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:
:
: ธ,.,ธ
: :And then some...
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:
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:
:
Colonel Jake
Chickenshit George "Fluty" Maloney <flu...@msn.com> bawked
<104b0f03-da10-4d82...@s21g2000prm.googlegroups.com>
:
: plonk
:
Oh Yeah'ah?,
"STFU!!!,...., you KoOk!!!..."
"HaHaHa!!!..."
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--
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(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page201/)
¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´
AUK Pardon & Franchise Restored
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page018/)
Order of Lenin for Usefulness
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page017/)
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Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
laughing at the antics of Colonel Jake, when they suddenly burst out in
tears:
> <everything but snecked message, restored, and then some>
>
> Chickenshit George "Fluty" Maloney bawked
> :
> : plonk
>
> Oh Yeah'ah?,
> "STFU!!!,...., you KoOk!!!..."
>
> "HaHaHa!!!..."
How many times has he plonked you, by now? Don't mind my tidying, you
did it right.
Art Deco
>Hail Eris! On Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:23:17 -0700, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
>laughing at the antics of Bozo, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
>
>> crap. POLLUTION. pollution.
>> pollution. pollution pollution pollution shit. shit fucking annoying
>> billboard. pollution. unreadable vomit NOISE POLLUTION. NOISE
>> POLLUTION. Visual noise pollution NOISE pollution. girly screaming
>> billboard, BLIGHT. screaming girly bill board, moron "a brand of
>> POLLUTION"! pollution DIFFICULT and ANNOYING morons. Click Clack Click
>> Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack
>> Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack
>>
>> Bang away you twangy annoying and butt-crack-loving bozos.
>>
>> -BOZO, fighting noise pollution everywhere-
>
>Dude, you got issues.
Strong whinage.
hones...@centurytel.net
"Art Deco" <erfc...@usa.net> wrote in message
news:120620081921506998%erfc...@usa.net...
> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
> <mhm2...@meeeeooooooowwww.flonk> wrote:
>
>>Hail Eris! On Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:23:17 -0700, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
>>laughing at the antics of Bozo, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
>>
>>> crap. POLLUTION. pollution.
>>> pollution. pollution pollution pollution shit. shit fucking annoying
>>> billboard. pollution. unreadable vomit NOISE POLLUTION. NOISE
>>> POLLUTION. Visual noise pollution NOISE pollution. girly screaming
>>> billboard, BLIGHT. screaming girly bill board, moron "a brand of
>>> POLLUTION"! pollution DIFFICULT and ANNOYING morons. Click Clack Click
>>> Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack
>>> Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack Click Clack
>>>
>>> Bang away you twangy annoying and butt-crack-loving bozos.
>>>
>>> -BOZO, fighting noise pollution everywhere-
>>
>>Dude, you got issues.
>
> Strong whinage.
>
Colonel Jake
The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
<popesnark...@statements.like.yours.caballista.org>
<news:n246k.2206$L03.644@edtnps92>
:
:Colonel Jake <Sergea...@comcast.net> did most oddly state
:>
:>[»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
:>[»»»xYx«««] "All Hail Peter J Ross " [»»»xYx«««]
:>[»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
:>
:>
:>The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
:><popesnark...@statements.like.yours.caballista.org>
:>:
:>:Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler did most oddly state
:>:>
:>:>Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2008 Usenet
:>:>Kook Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be
:>:>disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled
:>:>for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's litter
:>:>box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
:>:>
:>:>* you are a notorious net.kook
:>:>* you attempt to vote twice
:>:>* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
:>:>* you vote for or against yourself
:>:>* you vote in a thread other than this one
:>:>* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
:>:>* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
:>:>* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
:>:>* you have officially been declared non-existent
:>:>* you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
:>:>
:>:>Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted.
:>:>You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on June 10th to
:>:>cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate
:>:>might be *you*.
:>:>
:>:
:>:It's been five full days, and no sign at all of the
:>:"WINNERS!" post -- this is too much! We need a replacement
:>:for Vince. This just _cannot_ go on. We need a dictator
:>:who'll do his job!
:>:
:>
:>Did you forget?,
:>"That PJR?!?!?! (Peter J Ross),...., is an
:>Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, who can
:>step in anytime!!! (retired or not)..."
:>
:>Its just?,
:>"You might have to say?!?!?!,...., 'please!!! (first).' .."
:>(Besides that? I seen Sean Monaghan take more than 2-weeks once)
:>
:>"All Hail!!!,...., Peter J Ross!!! (FNVWE)..."
:>
:
:PJR doesn't want to do it anymore,
:
I didnt mention?,
"That teh FNVWE would have to do it every month,
I was just saying?!?!?!,...., that in times the
teh FNVW is out on business or vacation?!?!?!
(gettin' wealth, smokin'crack or gettin'laid),....,
teh FNVWE could step in!!! (when such times arise)..."
"All Hail!!!,...., Peter J Ross!!! (FNVWE)..."
I think?,
"That teh FNVW?!?!?!,...., is making another webpage for
AUK, and he isnt coming back till he?!?!?! (by golly),....,
comes up with a goOd one!!! (HaHaHa)..."
(HTML's can be a pain in teh azz (sometimes))
:
:and Sean's incommunicado himself,
:AFAICT (maybe sticking to some threads which I haven't
:been looking at, I dunno). Kadaitcha Man just needs to
:step up...
:
I'll be an FNVW!,
"I just need all the info on teh database info for
the KoOk Search page, data on all of teh Awards (especially
Awards from teh past I never heard of), and a decent X-Trace
program!!! (to spoOk out all of them, SoCK PUPPETS VoTERS)..."
Never know?,
"If I was FNVW?!?!?!,...., there might even be an special
election next year to give Clemency to all previous
KoOks of teh Months/Years, BoBoS, LoOney MarOons,
those who are Disenfranchised, and of course?!?!?!,....,
those who have been on teh Galactic Killfile!!! (just so
AUK? can have a fresh start, and them KoOks? can vote again)..."
Oh yeah'ah?,
"Cant forget?!?!?!,...., teh Formosa Protection, might also be
lifted from those who need?!?!?!,...., AUK's der'KoOk Awards!!!..."
Cant forget?,
"If I was FNVW?!?!?!,...., I would also need an secretary
to help me write teh right things down when congratulating
the Award Winning KoOks!!! (nothing worse than a KoOk
stalking teh FNVW with words of Hate and Homosexualism!!!
(loOk at Honest John a.k.a. John "C" a.k.a. Teh Little Dick Head
(http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/HJC02/)),....,
maybe Pinku-Sensei is over at Honest John's right now, getting
ready to pull teh trigger on that MoTHER FUCKER!!! (BOOM)..."
(I know I'd be doin' some righteous killing, about right now)
(http://www.coloneljake.com/image/GB6.jpg)
So really? (The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt),
"Just give it a little time?!?!?!,...., teh FNVW
will be back, before you know it!!!..."
(in teh mean time? Whip It)
"VideO Madness" "DEVO Playlits!!!..."
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¸,.,¸
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(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page005/)
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Tinfoil Sombrero, Feb 07
`^'^´ (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page011/)
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Office of Illucidus Maximus, Dec 07
`^'^´ (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page014/)
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Pardon & Franchise Restored, Apr 08
`^'^´ (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page018/)
¸,.,¸
:AUK: The Order of Lenin for Usefulness, Apr 08
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Gary Duguay <wangdo...@sbcglobal.NOSPAM.net>
<news:k6D6k.11300$mh5....@nlpi067.nbdc.sbc.com>
:
: PLONK YOU VERY MUCH.
: Ok ok . I will let you slide just this one time because you
: are a Northstar alumni.
:
Who teh Hell!,
"Are you poasting to?!?!?!,...., and why teh hell,
are all teh attributes FUCKED up?!?!?! (are you posing as Sharon)...
(frecken' sock-puppet top-poaster)
:
: "ns787980" <shar...@aol.com> wrote in message
: news:f0c8d5fa-e373-47d0...@56g2000hsm.googlegroups.com...
: On Jun 10, 8:46?pm, "flu...@msn.com" <flu...@msn.com> wrote:
: > On Jun 10, 5:46?pm, "flu...@msn.com" <flu...@msn.com> wrote:
: >
: > > plonk
: >
: > plonk
:
: Why is it that YOU .. PLONK?
:
: Not GONNA take "IT" eh? Been THERE... and DONE..THAT...
:
: Sharon
:
: PS: Since when were YOU exempt?
:
:
:
:
Colonel Jake
[遙誌Yx垂侷 "All Hail Pinku-Sensei" [遙誌Yx垂侷
[遙誌Yx垂侷 [遙誌Yx垂侷
*we will all kneel and bow our heads*
[遙誌Yx垂侷"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[遙誌Yx垂侷
[遙誌Yx垂侷 [遙誌Yx垂侷
[遙誌Yx垂侷 "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [遙誌Yx垂侷
*now we diligently pray*
[遙誌Yx垂侷 "Goddess Kali Goddess Of Strength" [遙誌Yx垂侷
[遙誌Yx垂侷 [遙誌Yx垂侷
[遙誌Yx垂侷 "Our Divine Goddess Of Usenet" [遙誌Yx垂侷
<Newsfroups added>
gregvk <gr...@nospam.okthx>
<news:Xns9AC15C52A3A5C...@127.0.0.1>
:
:Daedalus <ja...@newtko0ouks.biz>
:<news:eo4i545ebotb3mtf7...@4ax.com>
:>
:>The Secretary of HomIntern <cbcrf...@zrbj.bet>
:><news:ewU5k.2103$L03.266@edtnps92>
:>:
:>:gregvk <gr...@nospam.okthx> k'lamed
:>:<news:Xns9AC05B8119F75...@127.0.0.1>
:>:>
:>:>The Secretary of HomIntern <cbcrf...@zrbj.bet>
:>:><news:XsN5k.2046$L03.1746@edtnps92>
:>:>:
:>:>:Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries k'lamed <ni...@databasix.com>
:>:>:<news:g386k7$ncv$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
:>:>:>
:>:>:>The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity
:>:>:><absurd_numb...@hell.everyposehasits.corn>
:>:>:><news:rMI5k.1857$sg6.1224@edtnps91>
:>:>:>:
:>:>:>:It'd set a new precedent for a Cabal Obsidian Order
:>:>:>:member to get the Tinfoil, that's for sure. However,
:>:>:>:he's extremely late. This sort of thing cannot be
:>:>:>:tolerated! He must be replaced with a more responsible
:>:>:>:FNVW, and that's that.
:>:>:>:
:>:>:>
:>:>:><holds head in hands> Well, you'd better get crackin' then.
:>:>:>
:>:>:
:>:>:Well, I suggested K-Man,
:>:>:
:>:>
:>:>ROFLAMO
:>:>
:>:>:
:>:>:but he hasn't spoken up.
:>:>:
:>:>
:>:>That suggestion is pretty goddamn hilarious, considering
:>:>that he was once on the "bad side" of AUK to the point of
:>:>getting nommed for kook awards, being openly mocked/poked
:>:>by the FNVW of the time, and even getting himself
:>:>temporarily banned from voting.
:>:>
:>:
:>:So? Colonel Jake got pardoned, too.
:>:
:>
:>And he's actually become a big asset to AUK in certain
:>respects.
:>
:
:Yeah, there's nothing more valuable than a boring ass fuckin
:troll whose main claims to fame are (a) running bots,
:(b) shouting "BWAHAHAHAHA" every three nanoseconds,
:(c) schoolyard style name-calling, and
:(d) demonstrating that he can't tell a genuine nutjob from
:somebody who's merely got a knowledge gap.
:
:>
:>He's certainly been a big proponent of good k00kology and
:>supports ballot propogation. If he had a more readable
:>posting style....
:>
:
:Has that blathering retard ever located a genuine k0ok all
:by himself? One that actually went on to win KotM or
:something like that? I'm pretty sure he hasn't.
:
Who is?,
"Michael 'TrumpetoftheLord' Schmidt of rec.music.makers.trumpet!!!..."
Not only did I expose?,
"Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt?!?!?!,...., but because of
my efforts bringing him out into teh open?!?!?!,...., you was all
able to nominate and vote him for almost every koOkie koOk award,
there is!!! (and I did it all, while disenfranchised)..."
Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH - 05/07
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART - 05/07
KOOK OF THE MONTH - 06/07
PALMJOB PADDLE - 06/07
UNABOMBER SURPRISE - 07/07
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON - 09/07
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD - 10/07
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART - 12/07
(http://www.myspace.com/thetrumpetofthelord)
Question is?,
"Who teh FUCK?!?!?!,....,
is 'gregvk <gr...@nospam.okthx>?!?!?!,' ...., from what I
understand?!?!?!,...., gregvk is net.dead, and he's got
all these so called koOkoO-ologist replying to him
as though he has some kind of an, opinion!!!..."
:
:The only so-called "kooks"<slap>
:I ever see him<slap>
:teasing aren't kooks at all,<and>
:they're just people in some<triple>
:Windows group who don't know<BITCH>
:some technical detail that he does.<SLAPPED>
:
Here's some of?,
"Colonel Jake'sters Screed!!! <news:alt.drumcorps.colonel-jake>..."
(nor is there anything much with technical groups (except with K-Man))
<24hoursupport.helpdesk,alt.os.windows-vista,alt.os.windows-xp>
Who is?,
"Bozo De Niro!!! (of alt.comedy,standup)..."
Same as with Mikey above?,
"I brought Bozo out!!!,...., you guys nominated and voted him to
be an AUK's der'Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart!!!..."
(again, all teh while I'm disenfranchised)
Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup
AUK's der'Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, Apr 07
Who is?,
"Jeffrey 'Jazzycat' Noble!!! (check May 2008, Vote Ballot)..."
Here FumbDucks?,
"Play with their HTML's!!!..."
Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
- "OT: Liberty University "Token Blonde Girl!!!..."
- - (http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/DMS01/)
- "To Shawn Hines!!!..." -and-
- "Re: CHALLENGE: don't respond to Howdy anymore!!!..."
- - (http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/DMS02/)
- "Bach Aristocrat Bb Flugelhorn!!!..."
- - (http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/DMS03/)
- "Re: What inspires you to practice?!!!..."
- - (http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/DMS04/)
- "BEWARE:!!! (For sale 1928 Conn...)..."
- - (http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/DMS05/)
- "Re: Michael 'Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord' Schmidt!!!..."
- (can play the trumpet better than any of the cockroaches)
- - (http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/DMS06/)
- "Howdy's Welcome Wagon!!!..."
- - (http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/DMS07/)
- "Michael 'Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord' Schmidt!!!..."
- (please, please, please,...., give me the Nixon)
- - (http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/DMS08/)
- "Mikey's Core beliefs - The Fundamentalist Christian!!!..."
- - (http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/DMS09/)
- "Mikey's Core beliefs - The Fundamentalist Christian II!!!..."
- - (http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/DMS10/)
- "Mikeys Role Model - Glenn Reb, The Jesus Slut!!!..."
- - (http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/DMS11/)
- "The Schmidt Clan!!!..."
- - (http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/DMS12/)
- "A question!!!..."
- - (http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/DMS13/)
- - - - - - - - -
Bozo de Niro
- "BOZO BUBBLEWRAP!!!..."
- - (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page990/)
- "Come!!!,...., listen to the?!?!?!,...., Bozo's voice!!!..."
- - (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page991/)
- "Attention Alt.Comedy.Standup ... Do Yourself a Favor ..."
- (WHEN YOU POST A REPLY BOYCOTT THE FOLLOWING NEWSGROUPS LIKE THE PLAGUE)
- - (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page994/)
- - - - - - - - -
Jeffrey "Jazzycat" Noble
- "Kooks and Rev Doodie Go away!!!..."
- - (http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/GB0007/)
- - - - - - - - -
So what?,
"Teh FUCK?!?!?!,...., has any of you koOkoO-ologists,
done to entertain Alt.Usenet.KoOks?!?!?! (I want to see it)..."
"HaHaHa!!!..."
"Guns and Bugles" "This is Guns & Bugles!!!..."
COlOnel Jake Enterprises� Presents
(http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/GB0001/)
--
Colonel Jake'sters:
'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - High Speed
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page200/)
'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - Dialup
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page201/)
*thank you Master Pink and in the name of Goddess Kali*
http://www.coloneljake.com/audios/000A/
*so be it*
�.,�:And then some...
`^'^�
AUK Pardon & Franchise Restored
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page018/)
Order of Lenin for Usefulness
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page017/)
Official Alt.Usenet.KoOks der'KoOkshite is under construction
http://web.archive.org/web/20070626225733/http://www.caballista.org/auk/
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
Jade was talking about you; gregvk was not.
> "HaHaHa!!!..."
>
> "Guns and Bugles" "This is Guns & Bugles!!!..."
>
> COlOnel Jake Enterprises�> Presents
> (http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/GB0001/)
>
>
> �.,�>> And then some...
> `^'^�>
> AUK Pardon & Franchise Restored
> (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page018/)
>
> Order of Lenin for Usefulness
> (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page017/)
>
> Official Alt.Usenet.KoOks der'KoOkshite is under construction
> http://web.archive.org/web/20070626225733/http://www.caballista.org/auk/
--
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will
scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will
refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something
which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he
will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is
explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell
Colonel Jake
"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" <ni...@databasix.com> wrote in message
news:g3j842$2sk$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
Unless Jade?,
"Is being a Sock Puppet?!?!?!,....,
my Newsreader says different!!!..."
Aren't you? (Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries),
"Suppose to be net.dead also?!?!?!..."
: >
: > "HaHaHa!!!..."
:
:
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
Jade was referring to you when she said you'd become an asset. Greg
wasn't talking about you, but you trimmed the additional reference that
made that clear.
> Aren't you? (Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries),
> "Suppose to be net.dead also?!?!?!..."
I am indeed.
Colonel Jake
: Colonel Jake
: > Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries <ni...@databasix.com>
: > news:g3j842$2sk$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com
: >> Colonel Jake
: >>> [遙誌Yx垂侷 [遙誌Yx垂侷
<this is not a direct reply>
Rhonda said: "but you trimmed the additional reference that
made that clear."
Problem is?,
"I never did snecked any?!?!?!,...., of such message that
Rhonda has claimed!!!..."
If you check?,
"The MID out?!?!?! (that I replied to),
and the MID of teh poast I made?!?!?!,....,
you can see that Rhonda, is talking out
teh side of her net.dead neck!!!..."
Its all?,
"Word for word!!! (nuttin' was trimmed)..."
(including referrences)
<->
<->gregvk <gr...@nospam.okthx>
<-><news:Xns9AC15C52A3A5C...@127.0.0.1>
<->
<->
<->Colonel Jake <Sergea...@comcast.net>
<-><news:2N2dnbKHJ5Vr48HV...@comcast.com>
<->
: >
: > Aren't you? (Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries),
: > "Suppose to be net.dead also?!?!?!..."
:
: I am indeed.
:
Thats really to bad?,
"About Rhonda being net.dead!!!,...., I used to enjoy
reading hers and Kadaitcha Mans post, when they where
both on teh same team!!! (back when they played as a
tagteam on 24hoursupport.helpdesk and alt.os.windows-xp)..."
(and then? all hell hit teh fan (it sure did))
: >>>
: >>> "HaHaHa!!!..."
:
:
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
You're right. You didn't trim it, you just post-edited it, and I didn't
read that far anyway. But this excerpt from Message-ID:
<shoi541g5nk51biq7...@4ax.com> clearly indicates that it
is not you to whom gregvk was referring:
"Has that blathering retard ever located a genuine k0ok all by himself?
One that actually went on to win KotM or something like that? I'm
pretty
sure he hasn't. The only so-called "kooks" I ever see him teasing
aren't
kooks at all, they're just people in some Windows group who don't know
some technical detail that he does."
That's definitely not you, Jake.
> Its all?,
> "Word for word!!! (nuttin' was trimmed)..."
> (including referrences)
>
> <->
> <->gregvk <gr...@nospam.okthx>
> <-><news:Xns9AC15C52A3A5C...@127.0.0.1>
> <->
> <->
> <->Colonel Jake <Sergea...@comcast.net>
> <-><news:2N2dnbKHJ5Vr48HV...@comcast.com>
> <->
>
>>>
>>> Aren't you? (Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries),
>>> "Suppose to be net.dead also?!?!?!..."
>>
>> I am indeed.
>>
>
> Thats really to bad?,
Not really.
> "About Rhonda being net.dead!!!,...., I used to enjoy
> reading hers and Kadaitcha Mans post, when they where
> both on teh same team!!! (back when they played as a
> tagteam on 24hoursupport.helpdesk and alt.os.windows-xp)..."
> (and then? all hell hit teh fan (it sure did))
Shit happens.
Pinku-Sensei
3af6f9...@59g2000hsb.googlegroups.com:
> I vote the Kook asswipes seriously consider getting a life!
Pleace to keep acting like a typical xenophobe by trying to chase the
kookologists out of your favorite froup. Fr33 Cl00, this never goes well
for the xenophobe; it's likely to win him (or her) awards.
--
Pinku-Sensei
FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
Pinku-Sensei
news:pan.2008.06.08....@meower.flonker.kookologist.sf-
fan.callahanian:
> I was busily flonking away in alt.usenet.kooks, alt.comedy.standup,
> alt.fan.art-bell, rec.arts.marching.drumcorps, rec.music.makers.trumpet,
> when The Goddess Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to Art Deco:
>> Gary Duguay wrote:
>>
>>>It's too bad that these little kids have nothing better to do with
>>>themselves.
>>>I almost feel sorry for them. Whatever : /
>>
>> My ESP is sensing a strong, untapped pool of talent here.
>
> Gary's combination of top-posting and an obvious lack of self-control
> seem most promising, indeed.
Gary made a veiled threat to go RL on me two years should I ever show my
face at a drum corps show he attended.
Message-ID: <i7f4g.26641$NS6....@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com>
Google Groups link: http://preview.tinyurl.com/6zhmfe
"I hope somone will be nice enough to point him out to me when he attends a
drum corps shows so I can stay clear of him . He sounds like a very
dangerous kind of person who may end up breaking my fist with his face ."
He's been working on a low-level award for a while, as have the rest of the
RAMD Asswipe Brigade, of which Gary and Jazzycat are members.
Google Groups link to thread: http://tinyurl.com/hm9hz
I think they'd like to join Gary in giving me an old-school drum corps
post-show attitude adjustment in the parking lot.
hones...@centurytel.net
"Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-...@caballista.org> wrote in message
> TransWench <popes...@meow.org> wrote in
>
>> I was busily flonking away in alt.usenet.kooks, alt.comedy.standup,
>> alt.fan.art-bell, rec.arts.marching.drumcorps, rec.music.makers.trumpet,
>> when The Goddess Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to Art Deco:
>>
>> Gary's combination of top-posting and an obvious lack of self-control
>> seem most promising, indeed.
>
> Gary made a veiled threat to go RL on me two years should I ever show my
> face at a drum corps show he attended.
>
You've already been "RL"ed, you Tranny Fruitcake!
***************************************
> He's been working on a low-level award for a while, as have the rest of
> the
> RAMD Asswipe Brigade, of which Gary and Jazzycat are members.
>
> Google Groups link to thread: http://tinyurl.com/hm9hz
>
> I think they'd like to join Gary in giving me an old-school drum corps
> post-show attitude adjustment in the parking lot.
They'll have to stand in a very long line!
*****************************
> --
> Pinku-Sensei
> FNVW of AUK
> Acting PeterSmoker of AFA-B
> Official Tranny of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
hones...@centurytel.net
> Jazzycat1 <Thomas...@gmail.com> wrote in news:b4c435ea-565f-4902-aacf-
> 3af6f9...@59g2000hsb.googlegroups.com:
>
>> I vote the Kook asswipes seriously consider getting a life!
>
> Pleace to keep acting like a typical xenophobe by trying to chase the
> kookologists out of your favorite froup. Fr33 Cl00, this never goes well
> for the xenophobe; it's likely to win him (or her) awards.
> --
> Pinku-Sensei
> FNVW of AUK
Your Queer Awards are worth soooo much, Gay Pinky Sue!
HJ
--
"Silly little awards"
- pinku-sen...@caballista.org
"I don't like out-of-control kookologists; they make AUK look bad."
- pinku-sen...@caballista.org
"we (tinw) really do it for our own entertainment"
- pinku-sen...@caballista.org
"There are no rules"
- Kadaitcha Man (RIP)
"Everything I type is a lie."
- Art Deco <e...@caballista.org>
I know AUK to be exactly what it is...a pit of chaos...nothing more,
nothing less.
- K.A. Cannon
Mark Morgan
"Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork"
news:pan.2008.06.09....@hail.eris.flonk.meow.all.hail.discordia.meow.flonk.mockery.demon.flonk.meow.killer.snot-monsters.from.outer.space...
> Hail Eris! On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:32:05 -0700, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
> laughing at the antics of Jazzycat1, when they suddenly burst out in
> tears:
>
>> Edited for Gayness
>
> No, I'm bi.
>
>
A bisexal pagan ham radio opateator that happenens to be Bi sexaul kinky and
target of hell of lot of total BS?
an old friend
hones...@centurytel.net
"an old friend" <kb9...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:59b80a12-bce1-47f2...@p25g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
flake
an old friend
hones...@centurytel.net
"an old friend" <kb9...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:8ad15351-77f4-43e7...@27g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
naah!
an old friend
hones...@centurytel.net
flake
an old friend
hones...@centurytel.net
flake
Morgan Hojnacki
an old friend
Channel Cop
"Morgan Hojnacki" <g...@punceorama.net> wrote in message
news:g4ln3c$8im$1...@news.tornevall.net...PUTZ!
an old friend
hones...@centurytel.net
flake
hones...@centurytel.net
fake
an old friend
The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
> "Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork" wrote...
>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:32:05 -0700, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>> was laughing at the antics of Jazzycat1, when they suddenly burst out in
>> tears:
>>
>>> Edited for Gayness
>>
>> No, I'm bi.
>
> A bisexal pagan ham radio opateator that happenens to be Bi sexaul kinky
> and target of hell of lot of total BS?
No, a bisexual pagan kookologist, who just so happens to consider you to
be one of my minions, mainly because you're an anonymous, cowardly,
blackmailing stalker-k00k, in one of several ham radio groups which I
have chosen to claim as part of my domain.
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; Chung Convict #28; Usenet Ruiner #5
Demon Lord of Confusion; Official Chung Demon; Top Asshole #3
COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
The posting nym is best removed from my posting address if your goal is
to speak with me in private.
Supreme High Overlord of rec.radio.*
Chuck Lysaght: Tarred & Feathered!
"Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support"
Join my RuneScape clan!
http://z11.invisionfree.com/Holy_Pretzel_Cabal/index.php
Full name of clan: Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet
And Usenet Terrorist Pretzel
"I know how you special busboys are.
You're crazy." -- John "special busboy" Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<HMb3k.2413$bh5....@bignews4.bellsouth.net>
"Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it
adversely."
-- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID:
<V6xNe.27650$XM3....@bignews5.bellsouth.net>
"Fredbot == SameAsB4 == TGOOS
"You are stalking me, even after I thrashed ya." -- PorchMonkey4Life,
a veritable combination of Sherlock Holmes and Doc Savage for the 21st
Century. No, really. Would I lie? MID: <zaUqh.2972$E35.415@trnddc02>
"He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He uses so many nyms
because he gets beaten so easily and so convincingly in flame wars and
tries to hide behind nyms in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To bad
for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all
tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies <jitter> as me, among
others, in broken English, in MID: <Z_Xqh.3167$E35.215@trnddc02>
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of the above k00k
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
"Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, caring,
and well-read?
A: A tourist." -- Anonymous
"It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I
have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool
of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the
group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has
bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine..
'BAWAHAHA'" -- Dustbin "Outer Filth" K00k's delusions of grandeur
reached new heights, in Message-ID:
<Xns98355D29419...@69.28.186.121>
"Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time." -- H.
L. Mencken
"Consider that language a moment. 'Purposefully and materially
supported hostilities against the United States' is in the eye of the
beholder, and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly
impatient with criticism of any kind. The broad powers given to Bush by
this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a
hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other
part of the so-called 'War on Terror.'
"If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be
deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the
United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against
Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall
you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House
members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize
investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same
designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them
up." -- William Rivers Pitt
"It has become clear in recent months that a critical mass of the American
people have seen through the lies of the Bush administration; with the
president's polls at an historic low, growing resistance to the war Iraq,
and the Democrats likely to take back the Congress in mid-term elections,
the Bush administration is on the ropes. And so it is particularly
worrying that President Bush has seen fit, at this juncture to, in effect,
declare himself dictator." -- Frank Morales
http://www.uruknet.biz/?p=m27769&hd=0&size=1&l=e&fark
"Right you are correct. Someone hooked me. I do believe in building
relationships. That is what Christians are required to do. I am amoral.
I am sure you know what that means. So are Scorpios. I am being
'protected' by the Formosa Rule because of my 'mental illness'. I am not
targeting 'teh Mop Jockey'. You are and you are using me as a bait.
Please stop. I have my own fish to reel in. Leave me alone. It is my hope
that I will be able to catch a fish and reel it in for you. Once my
retired bishop thought I was fishing for him and he took the bait, alas
it wasn't me and that spelled the demise of our relationship. Have a
little bit more faith in me. An Eastern Orthodox bishop thought I was
fishing for him and willingly, proudly and defiantly took the bait on
public record, and it wasn't even me. Give me a break." -- Atlanta
Olympiada "Erica" Kane yammered in
Message-ID: <ochc3.a...@news.alt.net>
"It does to a certain extant physically and theoretically
it holds even into the quantum but there observational confirmation is
limited or non existent. That's the problem and the major stumbling
block to field unification. For Dr. Einstein held out that a physical
based field theory should be sought out and not left to quantum
uncertainty of how the universe primly base works. Man made coordinate
systems are fine without knowing from where or what is the base essence
of what the space as deduced field is composed of, but not totally
satisfactory. Anomalies keep space cropping up and scientists have to
keep adjusting for these unexpected events. It's like a blind man that
has memorized his physical surroundings to a point he feels very
comfortable until that one new or unexpected event pops up and he's lost
and fumbling." -- nightbat, in one of his more lucid moments.
Message-ID: <b27b0$45ed14a7$46e3a646$66...@COMTECK.COM>
To Whom It May Concern: Att'y Michael James Cranston stalker kook, Esq.,
is a dogfucker and Kook of the Month for March 2007
Morgan Hojnacki
"The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt"
<popesnark...@statements.like.yours.caballista.org> wrote in message
news:oW3ck.2338$1o6.311@edtnps83...
> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:54:41 -0400, Mark Morgan did most oddly state:
>> "Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork"
>> wrote...
>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:32:05 -0700, Eris Kallisti Discordia
>>> was laughing at the antics of Jazzycat1, when they suddenly burst out in
>>> tears:
>>>
>>>> Edited for Gayness
>>>
>>> No, I'm bi.
>>
>> A bisexal pagan ham radio opateator that happenens to be Bi sexaul kinky
>> and target of hell of lot of total BS?
>
> No, a bisexual pagan kookologist
>
an old friend
> Edited for gayness.-
proving yourself not a fake but a gay basher
The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
> On Jul 6, 10:46 am, "Morgan Hojnacki" wrote:
>
>> Edited for gayness.-
>
> proving yourself not a fake but a gay basher
And a clueless one, at that.
Morgan Hojnacki
"The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt"
<popesnark...@statements.like.yours.caballista.org> wrote in message
> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:55:21 -0700, an old friend did most oddly state:
>> On Jul 6, 10:46 am, "Morgan Hojnacki" wrote:
>>
>>> Edited for gayness.-
>>
>> proving yourself not a fake but a gay basher
>
> And a clueless one, at that.
>
>
Morgan Hojnacki
leave now thou vain bibble-babble, ye guffawed:
> Flashy ass goblin with makeshift mr. friendly, bulging ballbag, and
> little back hole goes hungry for suffering chief of staff for vicious
> weasel shaking and disgusting tonsil swabbing.
>
> All replies to my email address at mailto:g...@punceorama.net.
Morgan Hojnacki
are thee, ye decried:
> Lewd anal-copulator with unfruitful twizzler of love, diminutive
> family jewels, and poor wrong-door is looking for cheesy love torpedo
> for scandalous weed bleeding.
>
> Email me at mailto:g...@punceorama.net.
The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
> "The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote...
>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:55:21 -0700, an old friend did most oddly state:
>>> On Jul 6, 10:46 am, "Morgan Hojnacki" wrote:
>>>
>>>> Edited for gayness.-
>>>
>>> proving yourself not a fake but a gay basher
>>
>> And a clueless one, at that.
>
> oh lookie at teh homo slurp
Are you trembling in fear, coward?
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