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Little known floats, marching bands and drill teams at the Tournament of Roses you may have missed:
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bozo
Jan 2, 2010, 9:52:17 AM1/2/10
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The Budweiser Clydesdale Poop & Scoop precision drill team
The Doo-Dah Parade and attaché case drill team
The Sieg Heil waving and Hitler Mustache wearing precision drill team
The Columbia Blow float and raised machine gun drill team
The Central America mojito waiter and credit card concierge drill
teams
The erectile dysfunction, Flomax urinal, and zipper pull drill team
The Jesus died for your sins placard-carrying & hell-pointing drill
teams
The Elizabeth Lambert back-hitting & hair-pulling drill team
-BdN-
bozo
Jan 2, 2010, 10:51:22 PM1/2/10
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Somebody with a microphone yesterday was doing man on the street
interviews and asking people if they had any new years resolutions. Of
course I didn't but was being shoved along by an unruly crowd of
celebrity seekers, attention whores, and delusional game show
contestants, and when my turn came, a long black phallic microphone
was shoved in my face and I had to act quickly, and thoughtlessly said
without thinking "I promise the world and myself to stop paying bills
AND post more often on USENET.
interviews and asking people if they had any new years resolutions. Of
course I didn't but was being shoved along by an unruly crowd of
celebrity seekers, attention whores, and delusional game show
contestants, and when my turn came, a long black phallic microphone
was shoved in my face and I had to act quickly, and thoughtlessly said
without thinking "I promise the world and myself to stop paying bills
AND post more often on USENET.
Sorry.
--bdn--
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