Re: World's Greatest Driver
bozo
> On Dec 27, 10:41 pm, bozo <Bozo_De_N...@37.com> wrote:
>
> > You and Chatty's discussion of wheel chairs and mobility-assist
> > devices reminded me of the cats I owned when I was married, and the
> > prosthetic device I fashioned for one of them to take a dump without
> > falling in it. To make a long story short, one of the cats we adopted
> > from the pound was literally cursed with a string of bad luck. If it
> > was a kid, we would have been in prison for life for child abuse. The
> > kittie was probably palsied when we got it but we never saw it coming.
> > Just one miserable event after another started happening to it. It
> > got stepped on during parties, fell out over balconies, got raging
> > infections, and was costing a fortune in veterinary bills to keep
> > alive even 20-years ago. Its hind quarters were literally starting to
> > wobble when it walked, and it couldn't keep its balance when it
> > squatted the way cats do when they want to take a dump. It tried to
> > hold steady in the litter box but would fall over into the steaming
> > pile it was desperately trying to avoid. It was pathetic to watch, and
> > we both felt guilty. We didn't know which one the many physical
> > insults it suffered resulted in the paralysis that temporarily
> > crippled it during defecation, but we could see it was getting tired
> > of the indignity and futility of trying to stay up and steady on all
> > fours while laying cable. Even though it was not much older than a
> > kitten, it had the sad eyes of older wiser animal. As it got older,
> > weaker and less firm, it just started fatiguing of the whole routine
> > and started throwing up its hands at the call of nature and just
> > falling over in the litter box without squatting first. The poor thing
> > was still a fastidious cat and knew it had to make it outside or to a
> > litter box, but when it did, it would just fall over and let it
> > dribble out right over its fur and hindquarters, and wasn't a pretty
> > sight to watch or the cat to experience. But I was determined to find
> > a solution to this travesty so I glued seven layers of 2-inch thick
> > Styrofoam rectangles together until I got a big cube of it that o
> > could over the litter box and partially hollow out so that the cat
> > could crawl up and grab onto at the top while its butt was still aimed
> > directly below into the litter so when its claws dug into the foam at
> > the top, it would dump its load below. and work much like a cattle
> > chute that narrows into a space that holds a beast steady and comfy
> > long enough for it to be either branded or slayed. But in this
> > contraption, it would just hold the cat kittie long enough for it to
> > drop its binness without falling and rolling in it, and worked great
> > for about a week and just long enough for me to tell the veterinarian
> > about it who wanted to video tape it for a journal, but just too long
> > for the poor cat to adapt as a long term permanent solution. I could
> > see it was getting tired. It really had that look on its face that
> > said kill me, but I swear it did work as designed if for only a week.
> > I made duplicates that fit snugly over several litter boxes
> > strategically placed around the house so she wouldn't have to go far.
> > But she just grew tired of the whole routine and just started falling
> > over when she heard the call coming. One day she finally just took off
> > and disappeared down the block long enough for animal control to pick
> > her up and euthanize her despite her ID tags, and I never got the
> > chance to record her or the device in action.
>
> > -bdn-
>
> Throughout the story, when I substitute the word, cat, for Bozo, the
> story rings true...
>
> Regards,
> Daisy
There was an Irish group called Enya, another one called Inya, and my
adorable little Kitty called Onya, that's what I'd always tell her,
PLEEASE don't get any Onya.
-bdn-
Ciccio
> There was an Irish group called Enya, another one called Inya, and my
Enya is an Irish soloist. Unless Inya is some Galway garage band, it's
nonexistent, except to say...stick it inya ear!
Ciccio
bozo
if you want my kitty onya, ciccio, you're gonna have to pay ... and no
taking pictures either ... though she's just a hump n'dump pussy,
she's still got her dignity and says you'll her street cred, she
thinks you're way too ugly and awkward for her too, sorry
-bdn-
Ciccio
> if you want my kitty onya, ciccio, you're gonna have to pay ... and no
> taking pictures either ... though she's just a hump n'dump pussy,
> she's still got her dignity and says you'll her street cred, she
> thinks you're way too ugly and awkward for her too, sorry
Heh. Street cred?! Check him out...I thought you were a sorry ass sick
mother with your short eyes. But now, you're even three steps below a
petty ass popcorn pimp, having to turn out your cat. Damn!!!
Ciccio
Tommy Joe
Ciccio wrote:
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>
>
> Heh. Street cred?! Check him out...I thought you were a sorry ass sick
> mother with your short eyes. But now, you're even three steps below a
> petty ass popcorn pimp, having to turn out your cat. Damn!!!
I can imagine that a full grown cat about, oh let's say half the
weight of the man who's fucking it, could be quite a turn on, but only
if the guy really loves the cat and vice versa, not just a pure sex
thing. The purring head nuzzled into your shoulder, the soft fur
melding against your body, the gentle claw-hidden paws kneading at
your skin, it's gorgeous face with deep-set eyes gazing into yours, as
back and forth both of you rock till you cum as one.
Tommy Joe
OllieN...@aol.com
LOL
Tommy Joe
OllieN...@aol.com wrote:
Tommy Joe wrote:
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>
> > I can imagine that a full grown cat about, oh let's say half the
> > weight of the man who's fucking it, could be quite a turn on, but only
> > if the guy really loves the cat and vice versa, not just a pure sex
> > thing. The purring head nuzzled into your shoulder, the soft fur
> > melding against your body, the gentle claw-hidden paws kneading at
> > your skin, it's gorgeous face with deep-set eyes gazing into yours, as
> > back and forth both of you rock till you cum as one.
> LOL
Ollie, gotta tell ya, when I first saw your LOL I hid my eyes from
what I'd written above. I had written about 5 posts into the group
and wanted to see if I could guess which one you were LOLing about.
So I went back and read all my posts before yours and laughed somewhat
at all of them, but most at the last one involving fucking a cat. I
found myself laughing at that one and hoped it was the one you laughed
at too. And it was. Good, I like that.
Tommy Joe
Sally O'Malley
>
> OllieN...@aol.com wrote:
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>> LOL
>
>
> Ollie, gotta tell ya, when I first saw your LOL I hid my eyes from
> what I'd written above. I had written about 5 posts into the group
> and wanted to see if I could guess which one you were LOLing about.
> So I went back and read all my posts before yours and laughed somewhat
> at all of them, but most at the last one involving fucking a cat. I
> found myself laughing at that one and hoped it was the one you laughed
> at too. And it was. Good, I like that.
>
> Tommy Joe
So cute the little bonding.
Don Freeman
>> at all of them, but most at the last one involving fucking a cat. I
>> found myself laughing at that one and hoped it was the one you laughed
>> at too. And it was. Good, I like that.
>
>
Love is a beautiful thing.
--
-Don
Tommy Joe
Don Freeman wrote:
Sally O'Malley wrote:
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>
> So cute the little bonding.
>Love is a beautiful thing.
Yeah, but jealousy is an ugly one. Sally sounds jealous that Ollie
gave me an LOL and that I appreciate it. But even worse than the
jealousy is the lack of appreciation for the sort of honesty I show
when I openly rip myself for being so egotistical as to admit that I
went back and actually re-read all five of my posts before I even
looked at Ollie's post. That's how selfish I am. But the beauty is,
it was done at no one's expense. I was able to go back and be
absorbed strictly with myself, then read Ollie's post later. But
something about Ollie's LOL or my response has jump-started Sally's
jealousy and it's accompanying mindlessness.
Tommy Joe
Yolanda
I like the way you think! I'd like to meet the man that knows how to
make a pussy purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........
Tommy Joe
Yolanda wrote:
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>
>
> I like the way you think! I'd like to meet the man that knows how to
> make a pussy purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........
I like to make them purr till they hiss.
Tommy Joe
Don Freeman
Now that it so sick, you are one total degenerate, you are... oh wait
you said "hiss". Nevermind...
--
-Don
Tommy Joe
Don Freeman wrote:
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>
>
> Now that it so sick, you are one total degenerate, you are... oh wait
> you said "hiss". Nevermind...
We can go there too if you'd like, Don - although I'd rather talk
about shit. A meatier discussion. A slight tang of piss on a pussy
is nice. A bit of tang on the a-hole is nice too. Anyone who says
they prefer smell-less sex is lying. Imagine asscheeks without an
asshole hidden between, what majesty would they have on their own?
And what would tits be without nipples? Likewise the pussy, if
totally smell-less, is devoid of life and the excitement it sometimes
brings.
Tommy Joe (The biggest nose east of the mississipi)