Remembering Groucho 8-19-77

[Pete The Upstart]

Post your favorites quotes:

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was
convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

[cruciverbalist]

On Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:36:09 -0700 (PDT), Pete The Upstart
<peter...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Post your favorites quotes:

Does movie dialogue count? From Duck Soup:

Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second
question first.

Jack

[peterpuck16w]

On Aug 19, 11:16 am, cruciverbalist <readingnewsgro...@yahoo.com>
wrote:

> On Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:36:09 -0700 (PDT), Pete The Upstart
>

> <peterch...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >Post your favorites quotes:
>
> Does movie dialogue count? From Duck Soup:
>
> Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second
> question first.
>
> Jack

Absolutely! Thanks

[Roger the Saurus]

"Pete The Upstart" <peter...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:4eda794b-c23f-484d...@z28g2000vbl.googlegroups.com...

> Post your favorites quotes:
>
> From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was
> convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening but this wasn't it
--
Roger the Saurus
(remove bollix to reply)

[Roger the Saurus]

"Pete The Upstart" <peter...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:4eda794b-c23f-484d...@z28g2000vbl.googlegroups.com...

> Post your favorites quotes:
>
> From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was
> convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

I don't wish to belong to any club that would have as a member

[peterpuck16w]

Go and never darken my towels again!

[SparkoHeaps]

I like my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in awhile.

I don't know if he actually said that or not, but it made ME laugh.

Actually, he DID say it in the process of officially denying that he
didn't say it.

[william...@aol.com]

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's
too dark to read.

[Roger the Saurus]

"Pete The Upstart" <peter...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:4eda794b-c23f-484d...@z28g2000vbl.googlegroups.com...

> Post your favorites quotes:
>
> From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was
> convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

[Spike]

From Cocoanuts:

I'll meet you tonight under the moon. Oh, i can see you now- you and the moon.
You wear a neck-tie so I'll know you.

I dug out my copy of "Why A Duck" to get the quote right. It must be the first
time in years I pulled it off the bookshelf.

Spike

[peterpuck16w]

On Aug 26, 8:22 am, "A" <a...@att.net> wrote:
> x-no-archive: yes
>
> "Roger the Saurus" <roger...@bollix.btinternet.com> wrote in messagenews:7fan3tF...@mid.individual.net...
>
> > "Pete The Upstart" <peterch...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

> >news:4eda794b-c23f-484d...@z28g2000vbl.googlegroups.com...
> >> Post your favorites quotes:
>
> >> From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was
> >> convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
>
> > Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
> > --
> > Roger the Saurus
>

>              I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse!

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.
And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew
them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb
does. Now you tell me what you know.

[Tom]

And I've been yelling since I first commenced it, I'm against it.

[SparkoHeaps]

On Sep 9, 9:32 pm, Tom <rtfirefl...@aol.com> wrote:
>  And I've been yelling since I first commenced it, I'm against it.

She has eyes that folks adore so
And a torso even more so