Was it . . . . .
Dr. Cajones
Today on the Today show they had SONY's next gen robots, and they were
pushing them over, to see them stand up on their own.
If you push something hard enough, it will turn up on the Today show.
holding my teslacles, (who sez I can't spell cojones?)
dj
Brian Westley
>Today on the Today show
Sponsored by the department of redundancy department...
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Merlyn LeRoy
Peter H
>>Sponsored by the department of redundancy department...
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That's Department of Redundancy Department........! Show a little
respect for authority! Sheesh! In these days of modern times, when you
can't tell much of anything to much of anybody...
Yours in the north Maine woods,
Pete Hilton aka The Bad Bozo
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We are all of one nation, all of one creed
We are all out of nature, all of one seed
I. Bairnson
Firebroiled
Oh, Tom, Tom! Those balls will mean your fortune!
By Fudd! I'll patent this machine, and name it after Nancy!
What? You mean Pushover?
Yes, because that's what she does. And she'll run everything!
Everywhere!
Every time!
For ever!
For everybody! . . .
Thomas Armagost
In message <NOCdna6WY5A...@comcast.com>,
"Dr. Cajones" <drnospamjawn_at_yahoo_dot_com> wrote:
> battery operated pushovers?
>
> Today on the Today show they had SONY's next gen robots, and they
> were pushing them over, to see them stand up on their own.
<http://www.realdoll.com/studio.asp>
These motor-operated pushovers probably won't turn up on the Today
Show, but they already have appeared elsewhere in the mainstream
media. Where the vegetables are green, and you can pee right into
the mainstream--and that's important.
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enhancements currently available:
1. Interactive sensory response system: This system is composed of
sensors embedded in the Realdoll's breasts, vaginal and anal entries.
The doll is connected via an ethernet cable (up to 100') to your PC,
and when the various sensors are triggered by activity, the doll will
respond with sensor specific audio. The software will run on any
Windows based PC, and is completely user editable; The directories
for each sensor can be editied to the user's taste by adding or
subtracting specific audio files.
2. Hip Gyration system: This is a robotic actuator that is embedded
in the Realdoll's chest/abdomen area. When activated by the external
control unit, the doll will gyrate her hips in a pre-programmed
pattern loop. Eventually this pattern will also be editable. The unit
runs on 24 volts DC, and is UL Listed. The actuator itself has been
able to lift up to 500 lbs and uses a state of the art control system
which includes an automatic clutch system that will allow slippage if
too much weight is present. This eliminates the possibility of
damaging the actuator or the Realdoll. This option is currently in a
Beta Test phase and is not officially available at this time. If you
are interested in testing the actuator in your doll, you may purchase
the system at cost; Contact us as this is only available in very
limited quantities.
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These products are available at the new Heidi Fleiss store in
Hollywood. Of course... Where else? $5000 U.S. per pushover doll.
The interactive sensory response system enhancement is an additional
$1500. And it's Windows only. No Mac OS X! Aarrgghh!!
> If you push something hard enough, it will turn up on the Today
> show.
>
> holding my teslacles, (who sez I can't spell cojones?)
Nuts.
Those balls will mean your fortune.
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<http://www.well.com/user/silly/day0.html> day late, dollar short
Peter H
>_____________________________________________________________________
>enhancements currently available:
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>
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I sincerely hope you're joking.
Pete Hilton
Thomas Armagost
Peter H <pmhi...@mfx.net> wrote:
> Thomas Armagost wrote:
>> enhancements currently available:
>
> I sincerely hope you're joking.
Joking? Here? ;-)
The motor-operated pushover. <http://www.realdoll.com/studio.asp>
Yet another FST prophecy has become a reality.
"Hip Gyration system: This is a robotic actuator that is embedded
in the Realdoll's chest/abdomen area. When activated by the external
control unit, the doll will gyrate her hips in a pre-programmed
pattern loop. Eventually this pattern will also be editable. The
unit runs on 24 volts DC, and is UL Listed."
That's a relief. Wouldn't want her shorting out.
"The actuator itself has been able to lift up to 500 lbs and uses a
state of the art control system which includes an automatic clutch
system that will allow slippage if too much weight is present. This
eliminates the possibility of damaging the actuator or the
Realdoll."
I'm not worried about damaging the doll. I'm worried about a
certain precious part of my anatomy going through a meatgrinder.
"This option is currently in a Beta Test phase and is not officially
available at this time."
I think I'll wait until they get all the bugs out.
Perhaps more intriguing is the other optional enhancement.
"Interactive sensory response system: This system is composed of
sensors embedded in the Realdoll's breasts, vaginal and anal entries.
The doll is connected via an ethernet cable (up to 100') to your PC,
and when the various sensors are triggered by activity, the doll will
respond with sensor specific audio."
It's responding just like we do. You've got to plug in the female.
"The software will run on any Windows based PC,"
The newest addition to your home entertainment system. Since it has
audio capabilities, Howard Stern could conceivably play with the
motor-operated pushover on his radio show. I wonder if he already
has . . . .
We're approaching a world where the line between nature and
technology is blurring. What is reality? It's coming to suburbia in
Anytown, USA. It's just starting now.
"and is completely user editable; The directories for each sensor can
be editied to the user's taste by adding or subtracting specific
audio files."
Don't let Mr. R. Clem anywhere near your PC. He might turn your
robotic sex doll into Teddy Ruxpin. This could cause permanent
psychological trauma. Why must hackers be such pranksters?
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adg 14 Days of Art <http://www.well.com/user/silly/day14.html> day 14