The motor-operated pushover. <http://www.realdoll.com/studio.asp>
Yet another FST prophecy has become a reality.

"Hip Gyration system: This is a robotic actuator that is embedded
in the Realdoll's chest/abdomen area. When activated by the external
control unit, the doll will gyrate her hips in a pre-programmed
pattern loop. Eventually this pattern will also be editable. The
unit runs on 24 volts DC, and is UL Listed."

That's a relief.  Wouldn't want her shorting out.

"The actuator itself has been able to lift up to 500 lbs and uses a
state of the art control system which includes an automatic clutch
system that will allow slippage if too much weight is present. This
eliminates the possibility of damaging the actuator or the
Realdoll."

I'm not worried about damaging the doll.  I'm worried about a
certain precious part of my anatomy going through a meatgrinder.

"This option is currently in a Beta Test phase and is not officially
available at this time."

I think I'll wait until they get all the bugs out.

Perhaps more intriguing is the other optional enhancement.

"Interactive sensory response system: This system is composed of
sensors embedded in the Realdoll's breasts, vaginal and anal entries.
The doll is connected via an ethernet cable (up to 100') to your PC,
and when the various sensors are triggered by activity, the doll will
respond with sensor specific audio."

It's responding just like we do.  You've got to plug in the female.

"The software will run on any Windows based PC,"

The newest addition to your home entertainment system.  Since it has
audio capabilities, Howard Stern could conceivably play with the
motor-operated pushover on his radio show.  I wonder if he already
has . . . .

We're approaching a world where the line between nature and
technology is blurring.  What is reality?  It's coming to suburbia in
Anytown, USA.  It's just starting now.

"and is completely user editable; The directories for each sensor can
be editied to the user's taste by adding or subtracting specific
audio files."

Don't let Mr. R. Clem anywhere near your PC.  He might turn your
robotic sex doll into Teddy Ruxpin.  This could cause permanent
psychological trauma.  Why must hackers be such pranksters?