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pirate jenny  
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 More options Jun 6 2007, 11:18 am
Newsgroups: alt.books.mysteries, alt.coffee.clutch, alt.cult-movies.rocky-horror, alt.dreams, alt.drugs
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From: pirate jenny <theunicycle...@hotmail.com>
Date: Wed, 06 Jun 2007 15:18:10 GMT
Local: Wed, Jun 6 2007 11:18 am
Subject: Big tits
Big tits
+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:30:15]
+++
RadioHead
'Everything in it's Right Place'
+++

thank u computer

+++

bit confused
it was toni pearen's tits we were
pervin on wasnt it

+++

everything in it's right place

i'll say

wot th fuck is that ?

+++

oh ok then

got a crack in her arse

+++

i dunno about the
coon ad's

on yr site toni

+++

the kadaitcha man of kuta was

not incensed exactly

more

+++

amused

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:33:29]
+++
DJ Mike Llama
'Llama Whippin' Intro'
+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:33:34]
+++
Coldplay
'The Scientist'
+++

now we settle th big question

can u

pierce th nipple of a big brother housemate

with a steak knife

+++

go

+++

doesnt seem to have a point

+++

hmm

+++

i'll need a bulldozer

and some strong rope

+++

"that's toni dealt with"

+++

belted into th lounge chair
so we cant rush th television

to knock th bitch down

+++

ah sorry
gday

+++

i had an

on purpose

+++

look out
there are llamas

and look sincere

+++

jump up and down

there dont ya feel better

+++

well ya would do

if yr tits werent so big

+++

fat bitch

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:38:48]
+++
shut up cockie
'not the pirate's cockatoo'
+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:39:19]
+++
?
'?'
+++

J:\eighties\The Lion Sleeps Tonight.mp3

+++

'wot's it doin in th eighties x files"

+++

fucked if i know man

+++

so do ya watch th show for
th funny videos or
toni's titties

both

they said

+++

tit fixated freak

+++

a unicycle hits th screen
my brothers all start screamin

put yr telly on man

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:41:55]
+++
Will Smith
'Switch'
+++

i was not
watchin eclectic porn
in th privacy of my own bedroom

fuckstick

+++

channel nine then

+++

just fillin th hashpipe full of drugs
play amongst yrselves

.
.
.

.
.
.
.

todays piece of resistance is

spinach fettucini
with a stir thru

cubed rump steak and challottes

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:45:21]
+++
shut up cockie
'not the pirate's cockatoo'
+++

done in garlic butter

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:45:44]
+++
Marcy Playground
'Sex And Candy'
+++

i cleaned up th plate
even if i did

cook it myself
surprise

+++

a thin stew i think
well

braised steak and eschallottes

+++

oh magic diary

it was a good meal

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:48:40]
+++
Leftfield
'Space Shanty'
+++

while watchin hamster's
three hundred mile an hour crash

on top gear

+++

we havent seen it yet in oz

+++

but it;s

floatin around

+++

courtesy of th satellites

+++

and th internet

+++

my rock n roll paulie character
has escaped th blog again and

gone siging

on th corner
down the fortitude valley

in th valley of guts

means we got

another big earthquake a coming

+++

damn that unicycle

come nippleclamp
away

th stupid unicycle
wont leave th pretty music

+++

bugger

+++

june
25 it;s

six yrs

+++

weird journey

+++

womble was on th phone
half an hour ago

wants me to do some coding for im

he reckons i'm a
gun coder

sometimes

+++

have i told u about th prog i workin on now ?

identifies th song title by
listening to th
first seven seconds

of a song

in sound

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:56:00]
+++
Elvis Costello
'Watching The Detectives'
+++

wot are ya ravin about man

th phoen keeps dyin

+++

got a preamble and

hmm

+++

we'll talk soon

i got enough trouble with yr ex girlfriend

+++

ex page three model she is just

u know

+++

i wont sign a confidentiality agreement

especially if ya make passes at me

ok dude

+++

my half brother
twin soul

still screamin

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:00:01]
+++
The Butterfly Effect
'Black Lung'
+++

black
by name

+++

i know i nicked th body saturday night but

i can

+++

th lethal witchdoctor

+++

just wanted to go singin

junior was

fuckin his old lady

his woman

+++

otherwise i woulda stopped there

+++

this bunch of chicks
stickin their titties in my face

flashbacks frm
saturday night

its winter here and
i had no shirt on

three AM
in th fortitude valley

wot did i fuckin say to u ?

+++

wasnt i singin sweet enough for u ?

+++

i stole kuta man's body

th black honey man

to cum out singin

+++

singin fat girl

with a huige arse

a coupel of times
and this chick

comes frm aroudn th corner

i had to stop
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:04:19]
+++
Rehab
'It Don't Matter'
+++

hugest arse

+++

i'm sorry ok

just

i'm psychic and

goin with th flow

u know

+++

umm

+++

i apologise of course
for my fit of giggles

as i was singin there

in th valley of guts

+++

"fat bitch"

+++

fat bitch fat bitch

who ya gunna call

+++

they aint gunna cum for u

+++

ah well

+++

jeez

i didnt get that bad did i ?

+++

so much

th diary doesnt get

+++

woke up this morning
got out of bed

kicked paris hilton in th head

shouldnt have picked th bottom bunk dearie

+++

felt so good
i

did it again

+++

snooze button

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:08:09]
+++
?
'?'
+++

J:\NEWFOL~1\markie\08 Sexy.MP3

+++

they allowed steelcaps in prison ?

"course not"

+++

bugger

+++

u'd have to stand on her toes

to get her attention like

cant remember she doesnt have a licence

+++

a little vague

+++

anythin that looks that good

has to be a dud root

but
experience shows

it isnt always so

hey versace lady jane

+++

dont need an
electric stovetop to make u bridge but

we try it all th same

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:12:46]
+++
Cat Stevens
'Hard Headed Woman'
+++

a fuckin maniac
irish redheaded bitch
scuse i

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:14:06]
+++
Bjork
'One Day'
+++

fuck off

+++

i checked
th bitch has a man in her life

better cart a good lookin blonde with me
when i go to pick up th young fella

+++

i'm gettin visitation rights

+++

but um
wi my adopted son

+++

one of em anyway

+++

so how big were her tits then ?

+++

my nephew is
up on th same charges

boys will be boys

+++

now which bitch
do i wanna cart wi me

to do a

search of th skatebowls

with nippleclamp

th monoshock unicycle

we're lookin for a clean bowl

+++

i want u to meet

catwoman

mad page three model and

+++

u keep yr hands off my bitch

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:19:32]
+++
Afroman
'She Wont Let Me Fucc'
+++

savin her for a rainy day

+++

we've had over
fifty mill of rain

th drought fuckin near broken
it's still raining

+++

pebbles
th mad cat has

come inside
sittin on th end of th bed

+++

th unicycle is parked

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:22:32]
+++
Limp Bizkit
'Rollin (Uncensored)'
+++

sorry nippleclamp

time to grok u

+++

on th smaller knobbies now
nipplelcamp

is bitin th tarmac

much better

+++

time to heal th
extreme unicycle

inuries

wrenched soemthin back there

fuck it was a huge slide

+++

my u are pretty

+++

not ridin th unicycle again till
i leave and stop singing

was about th fifth to ask

+++

here doin this

nothin to prove to u

i rode it here

i'll ride it back

+++

cut off a taxi man

+++

ah fuck
police sirens and

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:26:16]
+++
Cat Stevens
'Oh Very Young'
+++

at 45
i'm not showing a good

impression

on th younger folk

+++

grow old disgracefully

+++

singin
on a  street conrer

in shorts and nothin else

+++

torn and
shabby

+++

no shoes

thongs in th car even

+++

not averse to unicycle tricks
wearin thongs and

half cut

pissed and stoned

+++

th clown rides around th post

twenty times to get disorientated and

pulls away frm th post

th unicycle

doin th usual
slow curve to a fall

but ya gotta do it

+++

if ya got th right stuff

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:28:57]
+++
?
'?'
+++

D:\down\movies\Moulan Rouge - Nicole Kidman -Sparkling Diamond-Moulin.mp3

+++

get fucked

+++

fuckin redheads

+++

if one more redhead
rings me this week i'm

gunna put a brick thru th phone

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:31:46]
+++
Pink Floyd
'Echoes'
+++

can ya hear me now bitch ?

+++

my ex girlfriend
th centrefold

i'm an incredibly shallow man
rang earlier this week

+++

so on sat night
when my phone

started gettin th jitters

another hot redhead

the page three model

keeps sendin txt's

wot am i up to ?

+++

i stiffed th bitch and
went out singin

had twenty women

make eyes at me and
an undisclosed amount of guys

+++

takin happy snaps

+++

monday and

i still havent replied

another two txt's

i pick up th phone

hi gorgeous

+++

she is persistant

+++

yr ex
boyfriend

and his current girflriend
offerin me their bed

and i'm sleepin in yours

+++

can this get any more weird ?

+++

sure it can

+++

that thing is a timebomb

waitin to go off

+++

not enough degrees of separation

+++

i'm babysittin th house's
animals this weekend

th psychic bastards downstairs

been plannin their mud drives this weekend for

months

+++

makin calls to
get th goss on th mud

+++

no secrets womble

+++

maybe saturday night i

think i gotta date

+++

hey i
date dhis girfriend

while he was goin out wi her

we finish singing for th night and

her and i would fuck off
and go dirty dancing

th keyboard player has

crashed

fast asleep

+++

all that guitar playing maybe

+++

and singin

+++

i didnt get out womble

i hit th street again

first time in

eleven months

u old busker u

+++

got laid
in th doorway of that nightclub

and i was just a street entertainer

+++

womble and i are

talkin again but

th music isnt happening

+++

he's
utterly fearless

busked alone
in kings cross but

scared of every little thing

+++

lose some weight

black's a cunt

+++

says wot he thinks

+++

mostly

cept for th

on purpose tourettes syndrome

+++

fuck my mother drunk with a toothpick

+++

voluntary

tourrettes syndrome

+++

FUCK

+++

now that i;ve got yr attention

excuse me
i;ve just weed down yr leg

+++

cricket bat on standby

+++

.
.
.

i showed him a
large fence and

how much i could paint of it

with his brains and

he payed up

+++

i think we cut up th wrong guy man

+++

it's just his karma

we'll pay bad though

+++

so much i saw
and cant talka bout

coherently

of 17 yrs

as a minder in th gypsie mafia

in queensland

th sunshine state

all th gypsies would
coem north for th winter

and fight

+++

knockin on caravan doors

askin for money owed

wanderin th showgrounds after dark

with sixty seventy grand

in cash

wi no weapon and

i never got took

ever

minder to th money

+++

when th big exhibition was on

in brisvegas

th staggerin amounts of cash

i had to ferry

+++

some of th things i've seen

at three am

in a showground

th carnival
asleep but

it;s last night in town and
th party is raging

+++

she's walked into th wall

tryin to go to th lav

bumped her tits and cried

oops boobies

think she'd be used to size of em by now

not steady on her feet

+++

but its th next morning

+++

and half th camp has
fucked off already

on th road

+++

i had a ti

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:55:17]
+++
Basement Jaxx
'Where's Your Head At'
+++

me limit

to find my list of gypsies

before they broke camp and

disappeared

+++

took ten yrs till
most of em
would ackowledge i existed

a closed society

+++

i preferr to listen to gypsie gossip than
tell it

tell me

+++

th version i heard was
close to that

and yr cousin 's was

close again but

all different

+++

normal ppl

+++

so much magic

real magic

+++

th lost

+++

last i heard
devil eyes

was still in jail

i liekd drinkin with th mad bugger

+++

liked his father
and his mother

+++

smoked drugs with his sister and

drank scotch with his step mother

+++

us stickin
three hundred cartons of cordial
on top his
stpmther and fathers van and

prayin th fucker wouldnt collapse

fuck he built it strong

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:00:03]
+++
Laurie Anderson
'Gravity's Angel'
+++

damn he could build a canteen

+++

but young pinkie;s

production line

+++

was a work of art

methinks

to keep his pretty wife happy

so many babies

+++

my nickname for
twenty five yrs was

black

talkin to ppl liek

mr pink

mr brown

and other family names that dont trace

+++

mr green

i'll call him

+++

took this huge pickup off cash frm him and

we both knew th taxman

followin both of us

+++

i'm usin three trucks to

get th cash out unmolested and

i hit seven yellow lights

leavin th grounds

in a row

my offsider
wide eyed
counted em

my boss

who lived on gut hunches just

avoid th bushwhackers
and th taxman and
th opportunists and

get us th fuck out of here

+++

which truck is th cash in
so many boxes

jumped frm one truck to another

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:06:12]
+++
C+C Music Factory
'Things That Make You Go Hmmm..'
+++

life got so much easier when

th first mobile phones came in

+++

i dropped off
twenty cartons of frozen chips and

he settle up his whoel bill

was a whoel month out of whack

sold his speedboat

he's gettin another one in maryborough

which he'll cart north wi him

+++

poor cunt
th taxman found im

+++

and all he got to show for it is

that huge house and

six or seven vans and

fuck that car man

and th boats

+++

but that was a legitimate business

+++

sandra

+++

who was sandra ?

oh

her sister

+++

damn

+++

th magic she carried was

overt

me an dher sister and

their mother would

just laugh

+++

loved yr old lady

+++

she had a good sense of humour

+++

that bacon is off

u're cleanin it up

u unplugged th freezer

+++

we'll be over here

i used t tame wild pigs and

i aint comin there

+++

th boss callin
screamin my name
acroos th showground

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:11:31]
+++
Tool
'Eulogy'
+++

i'm off playin ya old bastard
talkin to a pretty girl

all my clients paid

+++

ah fuck im
he'll find me
same way i find im

ow much

+++

yr on

+++

two mintues later
he walked in th door and

charmed th pants off er

her mother

her sister

and her sisters husband

+++

so arthur daley

+++

drivin a mercedes and

it top of th range

+++

and a bmw in th garage

+++

we'd still be

pullin strokes

sellin hot coke

at under th going rate

if th old buggers health hadnt deteriated

+++

no guild card

i got used to em

+++

cut off

+++

i dont have a
uncle who conveniently died and

passed me th business

+++

dont mean it
in a bad way
but

blood

+++

i got pirate blood

th only french blood

to steal th vaticans; throne

th old bugger
our patriarch

the head inquisitor of th french inquisition

+++

rock n roll paulie has
another earthquake scenario comin

+++

i'll get some

delicious kills

+++

course i was
offline for

th oz train and truck crash

our deepest sympathies to th families

+++

not writin any clues to that

i get mis
interpreted enough

+++

my psychic diary
lands me in

th deepest doodoo

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:20:11]
+++
INXS
'?'
+++

D:\down\movies\inxsnevertearusapart.MP3

+++

i diarise

therefore i am

+++

i vaguely know

me

+++

fuck i'm a visious cunt

+++

wot's blue and fucks little old ladies ?

hypothermia

+++

frm th black boy
with no clothes to speak of

on

sittin on th cold concrete
on a towel

+++

pls to meet u
by th way

we'll warm to each other

+++

hypothermia is a cunt

certified

+++

current world record holder

in th secret services

th highest killcount

ever

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:23:20]
+++
Ram Jam
'Black Betty'
+++

secret agent
triple o

of
the australian aboriginal secret service

+++

it;s about
360 thousand maam

we cant say with any great certainty

+++

double o's are
pissy

dont get to kill enough ppl

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:28:04]
+++
David Essex
'Rock On'
+++

ok karma cops
i aknowledge

i got my karma fixup
for th two senior feds

stupid cunts

those two kids
walkin unharmed
out of th aussie bush

after a freezing night
alone

unharmed and
untroubled

in good condition and

th way my psyhci diary reads

two days before thkdis went missin

well

i was trainign a toddler
int h bush
how to survive

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:30:07]
+++
Yothu Yindi
'Treaty'
+++

wot for

there is no land

+++

cant own somethin that doesnt exist

u dumb white man

+++

an infinite universe
has to be made out of
an infinitely small particle

nuthing

+++

toni pearen
is bright enough to understand that

even with her nice tits

+++

my brother's told me to say that

+++

i'd rather

she sits in puddles

+++

a moist looking chick

+++

wot fucking land ?

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:34:14]
+++
Garbage
'Androgyny'
+++

u ignorant savage

+++

yr religion hasnt even
cracked a ten thousand yr anniversary yet

juvenile

+++

still runnin around
tryin to do
god;s work

instaed of leavin it to god

+++

th last time

rock n roll paulie

took a crack at

osama bin laden

a hundred thousand mostly muslim ppl died

th nxt day

a huge earthquake

+++

we were hoping to avoid this

+++

we prayed u would mend yr ways

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:38:09]
+++
Canned Heat
'Going Up The Country (Woodstoc'
+++

why did i ever agree

to become a psychic killer

+++

is it just
i understand

it;s all seen backwards and
that's why it's still fucked up

it always will be

+++

why my ancestor
th head inquisitor
put my kind

th witches

to th death

+++

i gt a karma fixup

withint h confiens

of th psychic diary

to offset

th two senior feds

gettin th chop

i didnt stop them
gettin killed

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:41:02]
+++
james blunt
'?'
+++

fucking CAD

th council for aesthetic deltions

has me

accepting a contract

to kill some hippies

dead opposite of a senior pig

7 days before their plane plowed in

my proven day of

most magic exhibited

+++

bugger

+++

th pigs dont qute see it that way

even if i am psychci

it just came across as cheeky

sendint hat

wwarning

to an indonesian diplomat

7 days before our

top guys went down in
iondonesian airspace

+++

our intelligence services

work incredibly slowly

+++

least th psychic one

is still up

+++

that tale
i posted on th  net

two nights before those two toddlers
went walkabout

sent shivers up my spine

a

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:44:45]
+++
Scribe
'Not Many (Remix)'
+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:45:04]
+++
DJ Shadow
'?'
+++

C:\DOCUME~1\pav\Shared\DJ Shadow  Six Days.mp3

+++

teachin my young son
under four

how to survive
in th big bush

+++

i asked for a karma fixup

turned down their first offer and

they offer me this

+++

i watched th vid
relieved th younguns were ok

it moved enough australians

it jumped into my psychic diary

two days before it happened

a feel good story

th kids arent hurt

+++

overnight in
freezing temps

in wild and woolie weather

+++

shit man
th kid isnt even screaming

two yrs old

+++

they wont ask me to

do their star chart

th psi evaluations of

th nearest stars again

in a hurry

+++

i think th
psychic emergency services

got a good one in

+++

never looked liek th kids were
gunna be harmed

if ya read

the oracle of kuta
beforehand

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:50:10]
+++
The Knack                    
'My Sharona                    '
+++

th knack

much training though

writin crap

yr readin it dickhead

+++

my cyrstal balls are itching

big death coming

that i can use

to rack up my psychic kills

if i can just

write good enough clues to th thing coming

+++

fcuk

validation

th kill

+++

there's always a disaster coming
can i use this one ?

do i have to dive offline
and pretend i'm dead

again

+++

hard to write
backwards predictions to

at hoem disasters

u try it

+++

i ended up with
two senior federal cops

on my killcount

not fuckin happy jan

+++

least they werent in oz

+++

fuckin CAD

+++

dropped me right in it

th sexy dickless tracy

just spun man

+++

another psychic fuckup

+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:55:24]
+++
Phil Collins
'In The Air Tonight'
+++

we were just
experimenting with
black magic
and

how far can u go and

racked up a

230 thousand ppl psychic kill

+++

my psychic twin
mik

born on th other side of

aries piseces cusp

imploded

+++

cant balme him
we threw much venom into th death curse

that

asked for a huge wave

from th sea

to avenge this outrage

alas

a pre emptive strike

+++

th terrorist incident
TAASS

had alerted us to

hadnt actually happened yet

th time cops came down hard

+++

we were avenging
in large measure

for soemthing

ye to happen and

it all did happen
th incident of course being

when they bombed kuta beach

hence th huge wave

+++

cop this

+++

yeah

there be an incident abrewing

in th land

that doesnt exist

that i can use

happy little superpsychic that i am

+++

pointing

th bone of death

at th islamic terrorist cunts

th night before th

northern pakistan earthquake was

sheer genius

being onlien and
traceable

+++

my power a

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+++
1200 Techniques
'Karma'
+++

little
large

+++

now

which country or
ppl
have pissed me off enough

i use their nxt disaster

that hasnt happened to them yet

to put notches in my gun

+++

it's just a job

+++

th finesse is in
bumping off

th right ppl

+++

occasionally i fuckup and

wear a little trauma

+++

CAD are cunts ok

they'd find it funny

they givin me a contract to kill some hippies

7 days before th two top cops

went down into th ground

augered in

big plane

+++

thankfully
i dont fuckup that bad

every week or
the man might get mad at me

+++

we're still in th black

+++

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+++
?
'?'
+++

J:\MP364~1\bjork _ Big Time Sensuality.MP3

+++

th men in black
in australia

down under my arse
th tv antennae

comes out of yr bottom when

th weather report
on th damn idiot box is

right way up

with australia on top of th world

who th fuck are u ppl ?

+++

she looked a mite uncomfortable

but coy

hmm

+++

think i stuck that in song

th other night

singin on th bottom street corner
of th valley of guts

+++

th smiels man

drgufucke dfo rth msot part but

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:08:53]
+++
Blink-182
'Blink-182 - Enthused'
+++

how
do u get a yagi array

tv antennae

up someone's bottom

that far

that isnt th question

how do we remove it

+++

let me demonstrate on kylie minogue here

+++

"too small to fuck"

"thats; a masturbation device"

and throw it over th left shoulder

+++

i dont rememebr leavin that there

+++

looks cute

wot is it

+++

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+++
Gorillaz
'Clint Eastwood'
+++

a fine penis adornment

down girl

give me th whip jeaves

+++

not me
her ya dickhead

+++

oh dear

+++

tie yr nuts to th fence and
feed it

house current

we wil
bypass th circuit breakers of course

straight to th in/out line

+++

[KICK]

+++

tell th bitch to get fucked

i'm busy

+++

blonde

sorry

near blonde

+++

always th crazy bitches

+++

th redheads

try to stick ya out windows

and bash yr brains in

th blondes

are far more devious

+++

i love u hard

i have to kill u

go for it baby

+++

.
..
.
.
.
.
...

five yrs
of fuckin a

real psychic
bitch

some of our fights

+++

but she cant
control electrical objects

liek i can

not as aggressive

+++

th crystal balls

by blue balls

fuckin cunts of things

testicles

+++

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+++
Jewel
'Sometimes It Be That Way (Live'
+++

crystall ball syndrome
and live with bein allergic to chicks

th man seems to leave me alone
smokin mrijauna

and ridin a  unicycle for th pain
do th hardest thing ya can do

maybe after i die
thay have a few kind words

+++

but

a problem emerges

my magic gotten so large i

probly outlive the man

and my reader

+++

life
largely a matter of
luck

beating th odds

+++
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+++
Presidents of the united state
'Kick Out The Jams'
+++

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+++
A Perfect Circle
'The Nurse who Loved Me'
+++

after th forklift accident and

my little toe

had been put back on

mangled thing

and th unicycle wouldnt dance for me

+++

i was laid up and

started a diary

+++

a psychic diary

+++

page two

of my psychic diary and

i dragged christopher skase

to his death behind my car

just

writin th future

as ya do

cop this cunt and

7 day slater he dropped dead

of natural causes

huge smile

+++

my gift still works

+++

and proven now

on paper

+++

but my old kills

i'll have to keep

secret

+++

th gypsie mafia
sometimes
resorted to

other means

+++

who do u want killed and why

+++

him i'd do with a glock
public

+++
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+++
Bjork
'Big Time Sensuality'
+++

they seem reticent to

charge me for anything

+++

yes dianna

+++

excuse i

.
.
.

i'll see if i can
fit him into this period's
schedule

if he survive's th evil eye of kuta

i'll have another crack at im

fuckin camera clicker

+++

fine boys maam

+++

i'm not tellin her
her youngest smokes pot

+++

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+++
Gorillaz
'DARE'
+++

know wot it;s like
to lose a parent

and
 have th cameras arrive

+++

nuthin private

+++

i walked out
th only survivor

murder suicide and

a rampage

i was th little boy

hunted

+++

always hunted

post traumatic stress disorder

frm my father firin live bullets at me

wasnt that unusual

+++

my doctor thinks

my retreating to livin in th bush

for that time

when i was

the dirty little murderers boy

may explain my close affinity wi th land

+++

close doc

not wot he said of course

+++

i dont put words in his head

cept when i need to

++

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+++
Phil Collins
'Another Day in Paradise'
+++

sleepin
in a mazda 1300

with no left seat

frequently
sleeping on th bonnet

on th warm motor

+++

got to

livin in th car for yrs

+++

still do
up to a point

or on th unicycle

+++

th forever eyes drag me

walkabout

+++

th visions

+++

as a pre teen i was
lost in th bush

three days
slept in kangaroo dens

+++

no fear

+++

and th wild animal

will come to investigate

+++

a meateater but

tired and

no smell of th hunter

carryin a wee pen knife

+++

i dont carry a wee pen knife anymore

dont need it

th kickboxing trainin th

tae kwon do

th fuckin boxing training

i am not a punchbag

seiously

+++

sandra sully on her knees

+++

seriosul
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+++
Do Re Mi
'Racing to Zero'
+++
y

bugger

ok

select

kim watkins

+++

she could be

she sits in puddles

+++

"and smiles"
ever composed

+++

quick
ask th bitch
wot was th chick wearing and

did she wear it well

we see different things

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:42:38]
+++
The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
'Track No11'
+++
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+++
Lupe Fiasco (feat. Jill Scott)
'Daydreaming'
+++

black was lookin at her
copious tits

i thought she had a nice ankle bracelet

+++

just tie that to yr earrings and

oh hi

+++

flashbacks of
last saturday night

singin on th corner
in the fortitude valley

di di get spiked again

+++

was pourin orange juice down my throat

which th voice appreciated

+++

five chicks

all around me

askin me questions

am i cold ?

+++

been singin too long
with jess

lovely guitar playin
trh endorphin levels are high and

not cold

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:46:43]
+++
Røyksopp live
'Never Trust Your Computer'
+++

live music

+++

bein psychic enough
singin background

to know where th mad bastard is goin

on th guitar
he doesnt know

riffin off each other

+++

our minds in sync we
make music

a wise busker told me once
if th crowd

isnt complaining
and still hangin around

we're makin music

+++

womble

+++

didnt take womble long
in th ether

to ring

not txt and

say hi

+++

hi

+++

have a feeling
u only gettin a third of th stream

frm th oracle of kuta

is spread frm one end of newsnet
to th other

some of th other things i've found are

disturbing also

+++

showertime psychic blog

i can smell th rotting brains and

womble th sensitive one has

rung

th ad witches are startin to get back into contact

rockin rohan sent me a funny txt th other day

+++

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+++
Paul McCartney & Wings
'Uncle Albert'
+++

hey ad

+++

i bumped into some of our old fans

in broadbeach

th other week

at th blues festival

+++

had yr stunning
ex grifreind

on my arm and

a half black kid

playin with my toes

+++

u'd liek white jack

so walkabout man

+++

th psychic blog ws gettin
walkabout kids

for over a week we
did wot we could

+++

i claiming it as a karma fixup but
th time cops

not smiling

+++

i was sayin
in this tome

before they got lost

that we cant

stop wot;s goin to happen

only be there
in a  timely manner

to help th survivors

+++

i lied

sometimes i can

+++

th magic doesnt allow it much though

+++

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+++
Oasis
'Wonderwall'
+++

for something so
slippery

it has so many rules

+++

u have to give

to receive

+++

not busking for money
i used t do a nasty job

i'm not in th
guitar case

+++

karma

+++

putting smiles
on dials

tryin to wipe th
360 thousand psychic kills

about 110 so far for this yr
i dont count much

a slow yr so far

60000 i average a yr

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:02:19]
+++
Rehab
'It Don't Matter'
+++

it'll happen
just liek th drought breaking rain

outside on my window
it always comes

+++

.
.
.

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:11:49]
+++
Jewel
'015 Track 15'
+++

track fifteen

that;s far right

brizvegas

and it';s
water catchment area

+++

 ineteresting
th witchdoctor of oz
gota huge karma fixup

fr his current biggest headache

th two dead cops and

th fuckin rains came

+++

i got buckets outside
with two and a half inches of water in em

we havent had
a fifty millimetre

two inch
rain event in

600 odd days

+++

still drizzlin
we'
re a ll alitler delireosu

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:14:19]
+++
Laurie Anderson
'Blue Lagoon'
+++

delirious

+++

soemtiems pays not to

spell it right

+++

as a clue t th song about to play

and recorded by jenny.exe

+++

honing my
razor sharp gift

th death machine

+++

predictore of disasters and

avenger of bombing aussies

every time

+++

u kill an aussie
at yr own peril

our country's witchdoctor

not tamed

+++

using
hundred thousand yr old magic

my

psychic kill count average

per annum is

sixty thousand souls

just mullin over stats

dont mind me

six yr anniversary comin up

+++

i'm ready mr magic

+++

ta th keyboard
waitin forit
to unfold

before my eyes

+++

sometimes

i know i;ve written th clue

to th disaster coming up and

can describe it

sometimes

not meant to be seen

++++

sep 23 2007

+++

like evry other disaster

it'll jump into my diary

some time

before it hits and

i'll have tome to craft words

to suit it

+++

background singing

to reality

+++

7 days in advance

i blame my mother

i was born 7 days late

+++

half my mind is
in nxt week and

it gets very confusing

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:21:33]
+++
Rogue Traders
'Voodoo Child'
+++

some of my voodoo hexes have

moved fuckin mountains

+++

literally

+++

its all

how ya see things

+++

but there's nothin there

+++

in all good conscience

i couldnt sign a treatie

over a thing

that has no existence

+++

land

i surf th land

on one wheel and

a clown but

not stupid enough to believe any of it is real

+++

an infinitely small particle is

kiss
keep it simpel stupid

means we have an

infinite universe

no end to resources

heaven dickhead

+++

but their
faith tells them

their world is

only six thousand yrs old
their book says so

+++

an offense
to th oldest religion on earth

that of th australian witchdoctor

+++

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+++
Blur
'Girls And Boys'
+++

th email i sent
to our feds

on feb 2

can be construed as other things

than a warning

+++

a month before they bought it

i was on th email list

+++

ah fuck

+++

did they get th significance
of th email i sent
to th indoensian diplomat

7 days before th garuda crash

we also losta  diplomat on that plane

sorry
slipped off th radar

u kill a pig  and

u go lookin for protection frm it

straight away

+++

cover was so blown

+++

and th eman
got our intelligence stream

+++

still basra

+++

we'll find u cunt

+++

i can see thru rock

it isnt there

+++

can u ?

+++

oh we rocked th caves last time

+++

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+++
Golden Earring
'Radar Love'
+++

i got called so many fuckin names i

give a fuck

+++

radar o reilly
off mash
second name was

eugene

mine too

only

radar o reilly

ficticious
and an actor called gary

i'm real
and my radar

somethin similar

+++

worse than his though

+++

mine kills

+++

in th tens of thosuands and

it urges to kill more

+++

a taste

+++

of course
i'd read of these problems
concernin psychic s and

their doings but

didnt really think
it;d apply to me

+++

readin sci fi

+++

how would a superpsychic show his or
herself

likely
they wouldnt give a fuck

wot u think

+++

open enough not to care

+++

dont live for u

+++

th interminable waiting
th fingers poised

to write that one

excellent clue

that nails th disaster solid

+++

it';s coming
we know it;s coming

+++

properly managed

five sensitives have confirmed th call with
no knowledge o feach others assesments

which is bullshit
they read each others minds

+++

we move manpower
emergency services

to th ready

+++

if th oracle of kuta is
spittin 12 pages a day

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+++
The Kinks
'Sunny Afternoon'
+++

th record says
th outlook is bleak

+++

7 days before th london bombings

this tome

was in a shakespeare newsgroup

goin ballistic

12 would of been nice

+++

it was th size of th outrage
i was seeing

a week before it happened

in retrospect

was painful

+++

u did get warning

even frm me

+++

ya cant predict these things

yes ya can

+++

at least
sixty thousand dead ppl a yr worth

+++

hey james

mr bond

measly doubel o

+++

waddya mean i gotta be nice to im

+++

i'm lethal arent i ?

+++

he'll get over it

+++

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+++
Peter Sarstedt
'Where Do You Go To My Lovely'
+++

go and fuck one of yr model girfriends

+++

slays em

+++

wot i  do for my country

+++

versace lady jane

lived with th pc

in her bedroom

whiel th kuta religion was underground

+++

knocked my killcount down for a while

+++

squirt on yr hands
seven times in half an hour

+++

who said kim watkins

shutup cunt

+++

u'd fuck miss bath

th bitch'd snap in half

+++

if th politicians wont meet
th dali llama

does that mean i shouldnt either

+++

i dont read comment

+++

not interested

+++

i give u
permission to read my diary

i dont giv eu permision

to use yr opinions of it
against me

jam it up yr arse

+++

that fuckin international court
is gunna sting me one of these days

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:46:44]
+++
Nirvana
'Sifting'
+++

he wasnt an eu citizen

+++

get fucked

+++

th russian
secret services

so messy

but maybe

they liek to be

+++

we get messy sometimes too

+++

my russian friend

that likes big tits has

crawled over me

i'll get to u man

got soem pressin business

besides yr ex

+++

like my job

+++

they've taken
so much of th
petra oleum

th rock oil

out of th faul lines

th quakes are worse

and harder to predict

where will this oen snap

+++

my last
predicitve date
was jan 13 2007

a small tsunami true but

it was deep ocean and

we saw it

+++

scared shit out of japan

+++

my clues fit nicely and

even better

for a change

no kills

+++

cant let that happen again

+++

th toddlers was different

u woulda tried to save em too

+++

it smashed thru th ether

long before th kids went missing

+++

my psychic diary went ba

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:52:13]
+++
Nirvana
'On a Plain'
+++

llistic

+++

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+++
Stealer's Wheel
'Stealer's Wheel - Stuck In The'
+++

middle with you

+++

i'll wear a backlash

+++

for interfering

even if it gives me a karma fixup

+++

not supposed to
reach across time and

hold ppl's hands
other side of th big island too

must be
five thousand k's away

+++

wot say u karma cops ?

+++

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+++
?
'?'
+++

J:\may\Pulp Fiction - Urge Overkill - Girl You'll Be A Woman Soon.mp3

+++

ok

she'll grow up to be a woman

+++

young enough
she wont remember much

of wot happened wandering th forest

+++

somebody
was thinkin kind thoughts of u

before u got lost

and went walkabout

th land looks after it;s own

+++

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+++
Simon and Garfunkel
'Cecilia'
+++

i'm down on my knees
i'm beggin u pls to come home

lyric

+++

th time cops will
stick it to me but

it was worth it

+++

wot good is all this magic if

i only use it to kill ppl

+++

wanderina roudn that blues festival
follwin th young half blood

toddler
crawlin thru th rock venue

after i'd doen th same on th uni

+++

pla

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+++
The Stranglers
'Golden Brown'
+++

yin minder

to white jack

got walkabout disease

+++

we apologise but

it happens

+++

a chick up on mt nebo

just wandered off
from her car
run out of fuel car

and wandered th bush

for several days

they think she's ok

she home now

+++

a spate of

walkabout behaviour

+++

th land

+++

she popped out
at upper kedron

on th edge of th kuta bowl

th huge extinct volcano and

th honey bee hive
smiled

+++

stingless my arse

+++

why did she head bush ?

+++

 why do any of us ?

+++

th land calls u

+++

and u walk in th bush for days

+++

happened to a lot of us

th

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+++
Suzanne Vega
'Marlene on the Wall'
+++

place is

big

+++

ya need to
hone yr homing sense

+++

u made it

+++

no

that;s a pass

+++

welcome to th reality of human extistence

+++

no aids

+++

but walk thru unscathed

+++

th size of th wild pigs

in those hills

+++

th drought

has thinned em out

+++

miss catchin wild pigs

on th farm

and fattenin em up

for th table

+++

that one

he goes nxt

th prick attacks me

everytime i feed th bastards

+++

i'm th catcher

i wont grab th pig he says to get

+++

u'll see

+++

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+++
Scribe
'Not Many (Remix)'
+++

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+++
Screaming Jets
'Shiver'
+++

screaming jets of blood

+++

nothin dies liek a pig

screams so loud

and so

human

if u;ve heard both die

+++

u understand why
our culture

calls us

long pig

+++

but it;s easier if th critter

has taken chunks out of yr side

+++

i wont even mind
diggin th guts hole

where we bury wot we dont want

+++

th first pig
i helped kill

that i didnt feel for

anything

+++

at this point mate
it;s just a job

and we done this job before

+++

more conerned
i got my

leg

and an ear

to bring th huge fucker down

if this one
this hard to bring down

all its brothers and sisters
will all be bigger

when their time comes

+++

yr sister
ran over my body

and escaped th pen

+++

her i respect

+++

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+++
Members of Mayday
'Members Of Mayday - 10 in 01'
+++

ah mum
it's not that bad

i can walk

+++

got snotted by a  pig

havin a  coupel days off school

+++

fuck knows wot th old lady told th school

+++

never seen a  pig
run so fast

she was over me befoe i knew it

used me as an exit ramp

+++

got out and clean away

+++

i'd even put food out for her

till she adapted
to bein a  wild pig

i wasnt alone

+++

only half wild

spottie

+++

like an orca
in th bush

she'll eat

anything

+++

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+++
City High
'Cats And Dogs'
+++

i can remember th red cattle dog goin off

mine

it's just a wild pig red

go back to sleep

+++

disturbed cause
she's

eatin th pecan nuts

outside th back verandah

+++

noisy bitch

she'll wake th whoel house

+++

have i told my current girlfriend
about some of th critters that kinda live here

it's just a seven foot long
wild pig

dont stress

+++

it's a spottie

one of our escapees

+++

th old man long dead but

some of his handy work lives on

+++

he was breedin pigs

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:19:52]
+++
Butthole Surfers
'Pepper'
+++

tasted nice

+++

not th time or th place

a huge wild beast

outside our bedroom window

settle down beautiful lady

+++

she not afraid of u

+++

cmon yr a chick
wot do u observe ?

huge tits yes ?

she suckling

down here for th nutrition

eatin th pecan nuts

did she bring her babies down from th mountain ?

soem do

a fine sight to see

ten suckling piglets

wild

eatin just off yr back verandah

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:23:33]
+++
The Kinks
'I'm Not Like Everybody Else'
+++

if u stop freakin out we might see somethin cute

+++

hang off th upstairs verandah and

watch em

+++

dont use th bathroom
till we flush out that king brown snake

waitin for rockin rohan to retrive it

he's at work
always at work

+++

a nine footer and

toey

+++

he can get that one

+++

more affinity for em

+++

if i retrieve it
it;s a dead snake

+++

well

+++

wanna see th old bitch chew thru a chicken carcass ?

ah no
they luv chicken

+++

omnivirous

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:26:56]
+++
Presidents of the united state
'Peaches'
+++

some of my pig slop dishes

+++

jeez u critters ate well

+++

our green grocer

got cuts of meat

+++

th odd quarter pig

+++

bunch of jugoslav mates want one about

a hundred and twenty kilo
dressed

for a
spit roast

hmm

+++

how about that one

are we killin it or

we're just catchin it

leavin live

+++

at this size

i preferr th rail dive

+++

unless u wanna try

spry for his size

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:29:44]
+++
Leftfield
'Space Shanty'
+++

this pig sty is

made out of telegraph poles

built to house
wild pigs

caught by th pig dogs

+++

crossed with
pure white

domesticated pigs

these half breeds are

strong

+++

nice tasting meat

+++

still soem wild

+++

feed em and
vet em

get th worms out and

good tucker

+++

none of my pig catching scars

survive

cant believe that

+++

this fuckin pig

tusked me

th old lady went ballistic

th boys sewed me up

+++

not a mark today

+++

i walked funny for ages

sore leg

calf muscle

and still
had to catch th cows

+++

dont u give me any gyp
ya awd bitch

th old man wants fresh milk and
i wouldnt mind soem either

not to mention yr calf u wont feed

+++

th pigs will get some of this milk

she a good milker but
a bad mother

nasty fresian

+++

trekkin back thru th frost

before school

to feed th pigs

here's wot i pulled out of th bitch

till her calf came and latched on

i luv th jersey cow

wheniw as callin em
th odl bugegrs cows

th meat cows

broke into ur otherpaddock

we were gunnaput em int oday anyway

to  get th flush of green

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:37:05]
+++
Røyksopp
'Eple'
+++

i need th cowshit
for my magci mushies to grow in

my farm has a rep

+++

th magic so strong here

we got both kinds

blue meanies and
goldtops

growin out of th same cowpats

+++

i dont recommend it
playin with
strychnine and

other bad substances

+++

poisons

+++

hallucinogenic and

psychodelic

dont worry
anythin u see
that scares u

will change shape again

hold tight

"we all liek to be tight"

+++

rachel's baby is gorgeous wommie

+++

she still a bit gothic and streetie

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:41:09]
+++
Peter Gabriel
'Games Without Frontiers'
+++

didnt have
massive leakie titties

last time u saw her

+++

th fuckin prick wants to disown her now

+++

fuckin taxi drivers

+++

i cutoff a cab
on saturday night

well sunday AM
at th taxi rank

and a police chase ensued
me ont h uncicylke of course

funny as
and leavin th gig

+++

devil signs and
high fives and

street rep

+++

i know catwoman
i know

already takin it out
on other taxi drivers

not fair really

+++

as an extreme unicyclist
i have an unfair advantage

on th taxi

i turn faster

and can stop and go back th otehr way

much quicker

faster than he thinks anyway

when it jinks

nippleclamp can

throw u clear off th thing

+++

it bucks ok

+++

occasionally

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:45:23]
+++
Chris Isaak
'Wicked Game'
+++

i'll accept that

+++

rose mcgowan over an electric stove top

ok yr starter for ten is

+++

think i was playin my coon card

lovely bein ambiguous

soemtimes

+++

she must give good phone mate

th porn awaits

who's my little brother yackin to ?

.
.
.

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:50:37]
+++
City High
'15 Will get you 20'
+++

didnt think it would be her

a mate and

cars and

high water pressure and

caravans and

that was five minutes

+++

mile a minute

+++

big tits

sendin him pictures of big tits

look i'll
even dnwload soem big tits movies for ya

we have this connection
sometimes

+++

have a habit
of arrivin at th same place
in separate vehicles

from opposite directions

+++

sorry

we keep doin it

+++

my brother arrived so
i arrived five minutes befor ehim
w
addya  want
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:53:52]
+++
Wolfmother
'Joker And The Thief'
+++

pirate jenny

+++

battery starter cables

some in th boot

+++

at pooh's house

+++

she back in th pic

cleaned little brothers house

th other day

even me gave me a cuddle

+++

freaked my little brother out

admitted to im

talkin about condoms and

who;s got a hot date ?

he didnt know i couldnt buy oen to fit

in fourty yrs

+++

not my scene

+++

we've had th same woman man

one who talked

a lot

+++

well u werent listening to er

+++

idiot me
i married th bitch

but fuck she was psychic

+++

loved to cruise sexshops
tryin t buy condoms that fit

i had troubel wi that

+++

coles
went to
56 mill
condoms i

tried em

it failed

my lady friend just

+

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:58:25]
+++
Insurge
'Political Prisoners -'
+++

u arent touchin my arse
wi that thing

"we'll see"

+++

when my curent girlfriend
well one of em

went thru my ex girlfriends
that they both knew about and got to fifty

i left th room

+++

th thumbnail sketches
describin em was

funny

+++

stickie vickie
short redhead

still violent

+++

u never met er

+++

muzza
black belt tae kwon do

gay lady bouncer

they do bounce

+++

damns he was tall

now thats a tall redhead

six foot oen and a half
drivin a  mini

i had t marry her

+++

on a harley to led zeppelin

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:02:05]
+++
A Perfect Circle
'Blue'
+++

and then it went belly up

+++

u know

+++

huge tits
invading my bed

get th fuck out of here

+++

i showered my
brothers

blues brothers
muscle car

with glass
frm th petrol bombs

at th wedding reception

+++

ah cmon
ya gotta have petrol bombs

u havent lived wild

+++

robert plant
is singin
out of stage pa system

on cd

got a monkey on my back
gunna hunt th bitch down and kill her

for your life bitch

as we came down to th bottom of th farm

on th spare harley

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:06:21]
+++
Golden Earring                
'Twilight Zone                 '
+++

th marriage celebrant

i'd been drinkin with

shirtless
not ten minutes before

it spun his wheels

u said u;d doen biker weddings man

+++

those two guys
are frm th black uhlans

that guy rides with
th norseman i think and

those four wont tell wot club they ride with

+++

this drunken
and drug fucked chick
with th big tits

is our designated table

she's crashed

ah no man

th good wife and i are determined

going to drink all of u under th table

we did

+++

just balance th ashtray on her hip man

+++

she should be useful

+++

pikin bitch only drunk twnety three drinks

now look at er

+++

ppl usin her as a footstool

oh so u u;re awake then

+++

here drink this

+++

all a bit casual

+++

th designated harley wouldnt start

my story and i'm stickin to it

th musci had started but

th beast didnt

just farted at us and

i looked at it sideways

+++

we had a backup

climbed on it
thnks man

it started and we off

+++

so many freaked ppl

+++

for your life bitch
hunt u down

with a shotgun

my biker mates
creamed

and several other guests

+++

she saw th funny side to it
we wanted to marry to

good times bad times

+++

big tits

my brothers all

jealous

i barely noticed em

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:14:16]
+++
Nirvana
'Lounge Act'
+++

she flashed her tits at bobbie

in our lounge room

jesus paulie

u find em

+++

after melissa
i'd used up my
pussie karma

for some time

+++

huge tits

+++

sorry have u got tits

cute arse was wot i was thinking

u lusting after that bitch in that glossy mag ?

+++

th argument was worth it
fucked th bitch

on th bonnet of her car
on mt coot tha

later that night

+++

she'd run with

a well known local
bike club of
oen percenters

a public girlfriend

some o fmy mate sknew he

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:16:53]
+++
Cat Stevens
'But I Might Die Tonight'
+++

r already

+++

but we fronted at their rally

+++

got respect at th gate and

maybe they knew

wot i did for a living on th carnival

a truck driver indeed

it was a nice cover

+++

kept me fit

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:18:54]
+++
Laurie Anderson
'Example #22'
+++

she was in luv with magic

+++

the many coloured land

and all her boyfriend's pets

if they werent named a colour

died an untimely death

and my nickname at th itme

as always was

black

+++

our dog died sweetheart

+++

fuck it was wild

+++

we named her billie and

she was plagued with urinary tract infections

cost me thousands

+++

red and blue
i put down

int h primes of th

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:21:52]
+++
Mudvayne
'Death Blooms'
+++

er lives

+++

dont ya love a red cattle dog
with a bit of dingo in im

nothing
walks into yr yard

+++

i'm sorry purple

my favourite ex girlfriend

tryin to give er up

+++

cum down fuck me later eyes

+++

would spin my current girlfriends for
twenty yrs

so magic and
so tenacious

+++

her daughter
almost a dead ringer for

marie louise thiel

+++

fine cheekbones

+++

wot are ya sellin womble ?

i'm carryin advertisin on th beast already

now

the man has jumped

mainly cause of it

+++

he got stones

that trippy th hydro kangaroo

+++

he'll go far

+++

his minder for his drug operation
is a psychic hitman

protecting his drug supply

+++

th last time
th pigs started formin up
inth vicinity

th witchdoctor an dhis
little brother

both came thru th door

frm different dirrections

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:26:45]
+++
LOO & PLACIDO
'HORNY AS A DANDY'
+++

they had four cars formin up
triggered our

psychic alarm bells

+++

i ran interference

in th car

whiel th stash disappeared

+++

watchin u
watchin me

+++

th chick
wi th big tits liekd it

her boyfriend unsure

i care

+++

i pcik fights wi pigs
they dont win

+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:29:35]
+++
Nirvana
'Sifting'
+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:29:49]
+++
Leftfield
'Space Shanty'
+++

she had big tits
and expected me to
stare at em

plenty of time for that

whiel yr ridin on top

and a better view

patience

they never listen

+++

fine penis adornment
brush yr hair dear

ya makin me look bad

+++

ya know wot freaked me catwoman

in that photo

yr resemblance to toni pearen was

uncanny

+++

i had to turn th fuckin thing over

hey white jack

+++

yr old lady still photographs well

+++

damnation

+++

my ex girlfriend
th centrefold with airs

versace lady jane
is ringing again

+++

still reeling frm
ah shit

i got some
wekend dad things to do

it;s been soem time

+++

how may others of my
step children gunna pop up and

+++

and th other one

+++

th other 11 yr old
my firstborn

th wild critter
and psychic to boot

+++

ex girlfriends
keep returning th pets

they cliamed in our sttelemnt

i havent seen it in soem time and

it too wild for me to

deal with

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:37:05]
+++
Janes Addiction
'Jane Says (Steel Drums)'
+++

hey versace lady jane

stop thinkin about me bitch

+++

lived together too long

+++

an irish psychic redhead

+++

dead ringer
for nickie kidman down th back

+++

same hair as our nickie had

when  she was young and modelling

+++

wild red hair

+++

last time i walked thru th door

thought i was lookin at paris hilton

she goen blonde again

+++

and a hair straighten

no wild sex in th shower

+++

on th end of th floating walkway

th day after they commisioned it

on th river

versace lady jane

havin a  nice ride and

lookin to see who's watchin and

+++

a fun chick

+++

i've read my psychic diary
frm when i was livin wi jane

th sex man

+++

mad crazy femjack

stop it

+++

she who destroys beds

i'm sleepin on th couch

+++

i'm not tellin th young fella cause it;s too moist

+++

umm

+++

i spilt bourbon all over th bed
u happy now ?

+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:43:37]
+++
Jewel
'This Way'
+++

be still
my sore left hand

+++

my fingers are too slow
th batteries have died

wot nxt

+++

i'm goin to th pub

have fun

+++

i'll call fr th maid

+++

became a song
called th lesbian blues

funny
how many lesbians have sung it wi me

+++

in th fortitude valley

+++

will ya hurry up and ge off bitch

i wanna go clubbin

my fingers are too slow

+++

it gets th cricket bat if it doesnt start behaving

+++

another bruised pussie

+++

ah life

+++

why are me and yr mother sleepin on th floor
well

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:48:37]
+++
Nirvana
'Scoff'
+++

she's a wet bitch

+++

i cant tell im that

+++

i was chuckin a piss out th window and
it sprayed th bed

umm

+++

i did a small wee somewhere

yr job is to find it

+++

ah man
she;s gone looking

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:51:42]
+++
Oasis
'Fucking in the Bushes'
+++

didnt get caught out on th lawn

by those kids

full moon and elisabeth is in heat

+++

in th backyard

+++

ok ya psychic vampire bitch

who's emotion trail are u riding ?

+++

th usual three couples

watchin th show

becomin a regular event

+++

she such a big empath she

needs to feed liek this occasionally

+++

morticia

would fuck in th doorway of th nightclub

and get away with it

th bouncers just watched

+++

we all fed well

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:55:07]
+++
RadioHead
'Everything in it's Right Place'
+++

maybe

+++

cept for a big slab of rock
slidin over another big slab of rock and

th petra oleum is missing

+++

maybe

i feel it thru th unicycle

th tiny tremors in th land

+++

can feel th full moon

on those midnight rides

surfin th land
on one wheel

+++

life

+++

yr mother was somethin else

+++

so magic she;d

call me whn i masturbated about her

if i thought abotu another chick

she left me alone

it left scars

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:59:44]
+++
Linkin Park
'Linkin Park - 1stp Klosr'
+++

damn

++

played wi my mind

+++

then i courted th
down th coast coven

th witches
on th edge of th island

fucked morticia
three yrs

their leader

she burnt out

+++

catwoman

and i

would slope off

womble and
morticia

have both fallen asleep

anyway and

they knwo we're goin out

+++

no i'm

spendin th end of th nigth at sabrina;s house

+++

said i;d see her after dawn

u dont make dates for dawn ?

how peculiar

+++

when ya sing till near dawn and
watch th surfers goin out

off th rocks at burleigh
windin down and

which pretty lady

i wanna crash nxt to

this fine day

+++

as i recall
morticia came in th door
round lunchtime

sabrinas door

and woke me up

+++

jessica freaked out

+++

i was sleepin in five beds and

only fuckin in a coupel of em but

it was weird

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 23:05:09]
+++
Smashing Pumpkins
'1979'
+++

and then i

got run over a forklift and
satret dwritin my experiences down

had a makeup artist at th time
who did demon faces

for th singin unicycle man

and she;d hookup wi me

in th clubs

later in th night

to go dancin

minka

+++

th actress

+++

sabrina had owned a dance shop

fuck she could dance

+++

she;ld cull em frm th pack

and drive

herself

adn me

on a sunday night

to a dinky dance floor

+++

th rest of th coven
woudl want me to drive
i never see th pigs drivin home

+++

got a gift

+++

not sabrina

+++

she'd dance wi five other chicks sitll but

our sunday nights

we avoided th pack

+++

even leave th unicycle at hoem and
take her car

drained by morticia by god

yu dont care

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 23:09:37]
+++
Underworld
'Born Slippy'
+++

werent ya babe

+++

occasionally
morticia

would drop me

to th nxt house
and i;d find my car

+++

hi wommie and catwoman

had to step thru a bunch of dead prostitutes

comin thru th front door

u ppl ever clean yr front yard ?

+++

she;s gone to look

just lots of kids toys

+++

ah man

+++

i saw my life clear
walkin in th pub

wi a new girlfriend
and spottin a  table with

five of my ex girlfriends sittin at it

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 23:13:37]
+++
Rolling Stones
'Paint It Black'
+++

this cant be pretty

do i wanna listen ?

u gotta be joking

buy another two beers and
go join bobbie

in a  game of pool

+++

hey man

+++

what u want a glass of beer of ?

+++

will this do ?

+++

stop rubbin it in

+++

i dont get to keep em

+++

is some compensation

+++

right
all friendship ceases
we're playin doubles

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 23:17:21]
+++
David Essex
'Rock On'
+++

we get th break and
any other smart arse cunt

wants to mention
all my ex girlfriends

fightin with my

future wife
upstairs

u can get fucked now

+++

she'll clean them up

u watch

+++

she was tellin me my ego was too big
walkin in th door

only knows a quarter of th stories and
got th wrong slant on most of them

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 23:20:40]
+++
Pink Floyd
'Welcome to the Machine'
+++

that one
knew wot i did fr a living

+++

i hunt ppl down
who are tryin to avoid me

and they pay
it starts with a smile

and a polite greeting

+++

even when it;s gunna get ugly

+++

i came hoem troubled oen night
late

cant tell u

sorry

u dont wanna know

+++

i've watched u
kcik th livin shit out of a boy
full blooded kicks

with yr legs and

u still dont wanna know

+++

fractured and
knockin down beers in frnt of th late night telly

+++

mine eyes have seen

th ugliness

+++

it's just a job

and sometimes ya fuckup

+++

just umm
collateral damage

it happens sometimes

+++

was much worse
workin for CAD

+++

they dont care

+++

he does give good phone

off now

.
.
.

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 23:28:19]
+++
bob marley
'Bob Marley - No Woman No Cry'
+++

th eclectic porn awaits

th guy didnt know

one of th chicks at th table

had starred in several soft porn mags and

hse's heard me say much worse
in th street

entertaining

while singin this with wommie

+++

she dropped her g string

in th guitar case one night

th song did deserve it

+++

i had four lady friends watching

+++

we'll sing for an hour or so and

th fuckin mad redhead will

slope out and

collect th wizard

come and dance wi th coven

+++

in full paint

+++

fiv emintues ahgo i was

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 23:32:28]
+++
Mu
'Jealous Kids'
+++

ridin a  unicycle down th street
th wrogn way

with a surfboard above my head

+++

now i'm dancin with five bitches and

he wants to know how i do it

+++

have th stones man

+++

after drinkin five bourbons wi th girls

i;d go back out into th street
to do some wild

extreme unicyclin

thru th nightclubber crowd

+++

i dont know how i did it

+++

any of it

ever

+++

half of my mind
seems jammed

a week in advance

+++

i usually walk in

with th edge

+++

this song
popped up th head of my teenage nephew

never heard it before

+++

hmm

+++

i got eclectic music tastes

+++

can i get that underground lovers song

+++

th net calls

later much

.
.
.

pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
+++

p.s.

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 23:37:26]
+++
Bjork
'One Day'
+++


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