fuckin excellent man
paulie p
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U2
'the sweetest thing'
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jenny 3
is out of th workshop
prototype monoshock
unicycle
version three
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first test ride
tripper
videoed it
so solid
we stuffed it over th gutter
on th first ride
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fuckin awesome
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now i just
got one day and
two nights
to put enough miles on it
to stick it in th
unicycle hockey in th weekend
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already chucked a broadslide on it
fuckin awesome
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smashing pumpkins
'1979'
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hi strawberry
that awesome
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stacked redhead
makes me drip
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just
took my prototype and
done magic
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shorter swingarm
same travel
smaller bum
everythin a unicycle can bee
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th boys have already discovered
it;s easier to ride
than a
hardtail
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neither of em can crack seven pedals yet but
they can feel th difference
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he even painted it
gorgeous man
thought we;d have to go
two tone
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bananarama
'venus'
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she's got it
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looks mean
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monoshock 24 inch unicycle
nice and compact and
photos will come
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have t charge th camera batteries
tripper got heaps of pics
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life is good
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tight
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i'm lookin forward to my first
sojourn into th dirt
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test flyin modified unicycles
does it get any better than this ?
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how will ya go round th posts ?
can i
hold off
takin ya into th city
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son as i get bent enough
yr goin arund th block
then we'll see
a coupel traffic island jumps and
get her loose
here and there and
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beast
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wild fuckin beast
looks home made
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the ferrets
'dont fall in love'
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i am in love
wot's a woman ?
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no way bitch
th wheel cums first
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will ya hurry up and
get off bitch
i wanna go nightclubbing
been so long since i;ve sung this on a street corner
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th boys are talkin
14 speed hubbed unicycles and dosc brakes
can we get th suspension settings on this
one right first guys
typical
th engineers are
way ahead of th flight testing
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how will it go down th
moss
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simon and garfunkel
'cecila'
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i'll take that as
fuckin good
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not shake my confidence
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th suspension allows ya
to catch mistakes
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jenny 3 is
more forgiving
if learners can feel th difference
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learners are semi brain dead
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ah well
i feel pretty confident
she's already chucked a one fooot broadslide
without spittin me and
i've only had two rides
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i dont get too complacent though
ridin a sprung unicycle
i know th pitfalls
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system of a down
'lost in hollywood'
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dig it
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chester is
talkin puttin suspension
on my surf unicycle
but keepin a big tail
so we can
get propulsion in th surf still
gunna be some cobblin with that one
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wow man
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in two days
he's taken my
prototype
and built a
much more radical but
usin same principals
she's beautiful tripper
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and more so cause
u taught me how to bunny hop on unicycles
couldnt ride one
didnt stop ya
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young man;s
spirit
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this thing is tidy enough
to drop into th skatebowl
will th skatebowl
call me
more
than th city
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half hour on th wheel will tell
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if i can keep it down to half an hour
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two more cones
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want this
trip round th block
t bee special
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will have to put a
flashing red light thingy
on th tail
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will smith
'girls aint nuthin but trouble'
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landing lights
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th fucker flys
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<<< smile >>>
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it's an
LST
hand built by
tripper
wot a guy
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he grinned
showed me th video
jumpin th gutter
on th first test ride
yeah man
she's fuckin good hey
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this chick called me famous
today
hmmm
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reckon th video is
better than th static shots of th
beast
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jenny three
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no faceplant crashes on this
testflight pls baby
but i gotta find th edges
wot will it do ?
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wont know will till it lets go
six bourbons in and
a rum and
six or seven cones
i give a fuck
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U2
'pride'(in the name of love)
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if you;ve been
on a runaway flywheel
a prototype
runaway flywheel
u understand
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th scars have
healed
i'm ready to swing my legs over yr new
incarnation
i'm packin good music in th mp3 player and
today is a fuckin good day
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gone land surfin...
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bomfunk mcs
'uprocking beats'
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about a
fifteen k surf
longer than usual
cone time
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"th suspension is set on"
"sport mode"
"and th seat wheel alignemnt?"
"needs a little work"
"everythin biased toward th right shoulder"
which is how u like to race
admit it
"ok"
"but"
a longer seat pole
a little tweaking
we get th
up down alignment of th seat right
it'll gell
it had it's moments
"lots of them"
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jewel
'the new wild west'
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jumpin off things is
effortless
dirt to bitumen and
bitumen to dirt
dont even slow down
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spring's a
little firm
got spat about three times
tried ot change th towel to
four fold and
lost sight of th pedals
we're talkin clip ons but
lets get th thing
melowed first
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sixty or sevent y k's i said
i'm about fifteen in
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no horrendous crashes
just a few small ones
dives off th pavement
liek nuthin else
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amazing
turning
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steers better than a standard 24
flogs th 26 hardtail
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damn we're close tripper
a smaller spring for
mellow riding or
liek we discussed
a two spring shockie
takes th big bumps
fuckin gorgeous
th little bumps
send ya skyward
is weird
to get tipped off
and
wander back to
wot threw me and
are u kiddin man ?
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gotta play with th spring preload
is early days
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more drugs over here ...
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tomski
'14 hours to save the earth'
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fuck all that
it's
september 28 and
a chick called
me
famous
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infamous
i;ve been called before but
not famous
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the uncicyle man
i think she meant
brizzy's
after midnight
unicycle man
no-one blinks if i'm missin six months
with no
schedules
sometimes
even if th unicycle man is there
ya dont see im
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lo-tel
'teenager of the year'
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just
been around so long
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i umm
fuck man
jumped inth drain
inth dark
only light we're runnin
is a little red flashy thing
light up th bulbous rear end
public liability
u know
and i'v e gone and
jumped in th drain and
ridin in th fuckin moss
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that was
third ride
says a lot for
how much of a stable table
u've built tripper
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i might
go see paul and simon tomorrow
maybe they have
a smaller spring
or some clever ideas
with th swingarm length that short
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ammonia
'drugs'
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i know computer
tripper wants to rebuild it already but in
alloy
give me two weeks to pay this one off
th conversion
is half paid and
i have my beast
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she's gorgeous tripper
i;ve started tweaking
happy with tyre pressures as they are
at present
got th wide tyre
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chester man
has rebuilt that surf hub already and
has a working unicycle up and running with
good bearings
jenny 2 is
goin into th workshop
for a
new set of bushes and
a rebuild of her connection
to th half bike frame
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i dont wanna lose her tail chester
light as fuck that
surf unicycle
half a semi racer
just wants
to be much stiffer
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massive attack
'protection'
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i've played with wings before
havent told th boys yet
on th back of th unicycle
over thirty knots they
start to make sense
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i've found my fabricator
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if i can prove th concept he can
build it
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dont apologise for it lookin homebuilt man
it rides better
than a hardtail and
it;s barely half setup
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fuck man
in th dark
pissed stoend and
stuffin it up th draina nd
th fucker gets traction
th 26 spins
in that drain
this thing
gets bite
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two pases
side to side
i dropped into th moss
in th dark
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fuck
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fuck
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launched it
on five inches of dry concrete
on a sideslope and
one pedal into th flight
i was doin my first crossin
of th moss
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fuck man
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it just
dropped it thru this drain
off th side of th road
grass and
little bit of mud
she fuckin sailed thru it
wot fuckin bumps
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i want
kinda
wot i got now
for th big bumps and
somethin a little more progressive
to stop her spittin me on th littlies
fuckin weird man
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doesnt squidge liek it used to
still squidges though
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transitions are just
softer
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is not as savage in th broadslide as it was
smaller tail weight
but ya gotta hit th broadslide solid or
th cunt hooks up
and just does a ewie
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flat spin guys
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weird articulation
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tenacious d
'karate schnitzel'
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james blunt
'you're beautiful'
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i rocked in
to pick up my new roller
and this chick goes
oh i know about you
yr famous
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how about that jenny three
does that make ya feel special ?
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ah well
i
put in my psychic blog
some itme ago
september 28
means somethin special to me
it only happens once
someone rocks up and says
yr famous
that first time
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happy bein infamous
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is less work
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ok she was cute too
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gorillaz
'dare'
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seemed to like me jumpin th gutter
on it;s second testflight
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is fun
flyin prototype unicycle
with hot chicks hangin and
ppl filmin
i ahd to fuck wit th cars ok
second ride or no
there's just
it s the rules man
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u go into th workshop
here
tomorrow wee unicycle
daddy gunna cobble up a jig
how mnay degrees offline i
position th seat
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th apprenctices tools will cum out
big fuckin hammer
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nirvana
'come as you are'
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i know
it'll bruise th paint
it'll have chips off it
by saturday anyway
fifteen k's into flight testing
she's already done some runaway metres on her own
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it sticks somethin awesome tripper
better than she did
and she already stuck better than a
hardtail
with that big tyre she
finally makes
sense
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tha thing is undertyred chester
spread it;s hips and go
half inch bigger
bigger footprint
better for a learner
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man
on that first flight i
hit th driveway at speed
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stacie orrico
'stuck'
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stuck like shit to a blanket
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i need another ten kilos of mass
to keep that spring down
we''ll have fun
workin it all out
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we pared so much weight off
and
cut th swingarm back so far
she stuck in sport mode
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th thre eof us
looked at
alternate mounting points
how many we'd
build in
for testing purposes and
for others to play with
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wot do we want adjustable ?
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th topout is a little savage man
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tempted to tie on an ockie strap
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"like a tendon"
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INXS
'new sensation'
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turns heads
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think my dealer
went into it;s stash
with it's eyes closed man
fuckin big thank you
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fuck man
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we take some more footage
so i can see th
suspension working
i'm ridin it
i need to also see it
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fuck it glided into th driveway
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i didnt get wheelspin in th moss
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bugger
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end of th ride [3]i
hit th
slanted gutters we got
ride up em anywhere
unicycle friendly
and got launched across th yard
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james blunt
'goodbye my lover'
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well i wanted to
play with suspension unicycles
landed clean and
barefoot anyway
just ran it down in th dewey grass
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i've got
pedal dents
underfoot
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they'll squeel at me
if i dont wear shoes
playin unicycle hockey
a new pair of
wetsocks ?
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probly not
maybe an old pair
i'll end up throwin em
i like barefoot
ridin by th
soles of my feet and toes
solid with th wheel and
this bit aint
goes up and down on
suspension
so weird
i'm toegrippin th pedals
tryint to stop liftoff and
not always succeeding
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1200 techniques
'karma'
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broadsliding th wheel is
much more controlled now
th spring isnt givin us quite th kick it was
gunna take some time in th service station
playin with tyre pressures to find
where it;s a little more predictable
i pulled two 180's
i didnt ask for
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more feel will come with
more miles
but already
she's climbin th traffic islands
at a steeper to 90 degree angle
than any of her predecessors
at speed
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but if ya fuck it up
too fast or
too slow
bye bye
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th tiniest bump
can flick ya clear of th seat
just a whole different dimension
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it prefers to srtay under tension
swooping
but rides rock steady
two arms by th side
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B2k
'bump bump bump'
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hit th gravel
and didnt find a sideways point
i couldnt live with
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better with th sideways traction
doin swoops but
one inch rocks
just get flicked aside
dont feel like
nuthin at all
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i hit a few gibbers
that worked th shock under me
th deflection so remote
by th time i got it
th flywheel had taken most of it
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tripper man
we might have to
think on handle bars man
i'm havin some wee troubles with
stayin onboard
if this thing is goin in th bmx track
i want bars if i'm goin in th air
"like clip ons"
kinda
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laurie anderson
'walking and falling'
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we talked on it
if we we keep th width down
and
it's been done
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th size of th fuckin disk they wanna put on it
i dunno man
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can i put lots of bubbles in th system
to make it spongy
for th first few flights
well maybe then
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rim brakes was bad enough
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no
i've had a rim go boom
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budgie
'Napoleon Bona- Part One / Napoleon Bona- Part Two'
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jenny three
u've had three test flights and
not one hairy crash
a couple that were interesting but
we landed in th front yard without damage
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do i feel confident to jump on ya
with a hockey stick
and chase a puck across th quadrangle
oh yeah
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i'll take a hardtail unicycle
for a spare
and in case anyone complains
th monoshock has too much advantage
it has it's disadvantages too
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i cant believe a pebble that small
threw me that far
like th spring unwound off th flywheel
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some really weird effects
felt thru th
flexible frame
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M/A/R/RS
'pump up the volume'
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th worst of th flightesting is over
those first couple of rides where ya
throw it over yr favourite course
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feeling for
where it's all gunna break loose
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well not over that traffic island
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gotta come in confident though
muff th approach and
yr a launch vehicle
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it's all fcukin good
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pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
rogue traders
'voodoo child'