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HollywoodŽBoy

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Mar 17, 2012, 2:40:24 PM3/17/12
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No, really! Wanna get rid of yer camel toe? I can't imagine why, but here
iss a product that atempts to do that:

http://www.smoothgroovedesigns.com/

boi

P.S. Go ahead, I know you want to look!



Ferd Berfle

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Mar 18, 2012, 9:57:05 AM3/18/12
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"HollywoodŽBoy" <"manny or borg"@spam.email.com> wrote in message
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Hey, those rain race days at LeMans require deep tread grooves. Sacrifice
safety for appearance sake?

But ................. new product idea for Jiffy's Tokyo Airport vending
machine franchise. As a companion product to the previously worn undies,
Smooth Groove Ramen Noodles.


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Son of Serpent Esq

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Mar 20, 2012, 9:43:37 AM3/20/12
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reverend maxwell snort wrote:
> On Sat, 17 Mar 2012 11:40:24 -0700, Hollywood®Boy scrit:
> will it shield a woman in an airport scanner?

Only if she wears magic sneekers.
http://jiffyclub.net/img/green_sneekers.jpg

HollywoodŽBoy

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Mar 20, 2012, 12:56:32 PM3/20/12
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Son of Serpent Esq wrote:
mmm, that is about the right size too . . .



Son of Serpent Esq

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Mar 20, 2012, 1:28:25 PM3/20/12
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Perfect.

Betty

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Mar 22, 2012, 1:33:00 PM3/22/12
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Son of Serpent Esq wrote:
I really like those shoes! I wonder where she got them?

HollywoodŽBoy

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Mar 22, 2012, 3:34:06 PM3/22/12
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Betty wrote:
I would think she got them on the next isle over from they Smooth Groove
thingy.



Betty

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Mar 22, 2012, 6:13:32 PM3/22/12
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I wonder if they also sell that birthday suit she's wearing? I need a
new one.

HollywoodŽBoy

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Mar 22, 2012, 10:25:30 PM3/22/12
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Betty wrote:
: "Hollywood"
what were you trying to buy with your old suit?



Betty

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Mar 22, 2012, 11:26:54 PM3/22/12
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Nothing. I'd just like a new one that would look good with those green
shoes.

Ferd Berfle

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Mar 23, 2012, 2:18:58 PM3/23/12
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"Betty" <howdy@all.y'all> wrote in message
news:sOmdnW_mUYQdcPbS...@texas.net...
> "Hollywood??????????????????????????????????????" wrote:
>> Betty wrote:
>> : "Hollywood"
>> : wrote:
>> :: Betty wrote:
>> ::: Son of Serpent Esq wrote:
>> :::: reverend maxwell snort wrote:
>> ::::: On Sat, 17 Mar 2012 11:40:24 -0700, Hollywood唇oy scrit:
>> :::::
>> :::::: No, really! Wanna get rid of yer camel toe? I can't imagine why,
>> but
>> :::::: here iss a product that atempts to do that:
>> ::::::
>> :::::: http://www.smoothgroovedesigns.com/
>> ::::::
>> :::::: boi
>> ::::::
>> :::::: P.S. Go ahead, I know you want to look!
>> ::::: will it shield a woman in an airport scanner?
>> ::::
>> :::: Only if she wears magic sneekers.
>> :::: http://jiffyclub.net/img/green_sneekers.jpg
>> :::
>> :::
>> ::: I really like those shoes! I wonder where she got them?
>> ::
>> :: I would think she got them on the next isle over from they Smooth
>> Groove
>> :: thingy.
>> :
>> : I wonder if they also sell that birthday suit she's wearing? I need a
>> : new one.
>>
>> what were you trying to buy with your old suit?
>>
>
> Nothing. I'd just like a new one that would look good with those green
> shoes.

Moonlight skinny dipping in the river makes everything good as new. At least
it looks that way in the dim light.


HollywoodŽBoy

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Mar 23, 2012, 5:06:47 PM3/23/12
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Ferd Berfle wrote:
: "Betty" <howdy@all.y'all> wrote in message
: news:sOmdnW_mUYQdcPbS...@texas.net...
true, and y'all don't need shoes?



Betty

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Mar 24, 2012, 8:09:58 AM3/24/12
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Ferd Berfle wrote:
> "Betty" <howdy@all.y'all> wrote in message
> news:sOmdnW_mUYQdcPbS...@texas.net...
>> "Hollywood??????????????????????????????????????" wrote:
>>> Betty wrote:
>>> : "Hollywood"
>>> : wrote:
>>> :: Betty wrote:
>>> ::: Son of Serpent Esq wrote:
>>> :::: reverend maxwell snort wrote:
>>> ::::: On Sat, 17 Mar 2012 11:40:24 -0700, Hollywood�Boy scrit:
>>> :::::
>>> :::::: No, really! Wanna get rid of yer camel toe? I can't imagine why,
>>> but
>>> :::::: here iss a product that atempts to do that:
>>> ::::::
>>> :::::: http://www.smoothgroovedesigns.com/
>>> ::::::
>>> :::::: boi
>>> ::::::
>>> :::::: P.S. Go ahead, I know you want to look!
>>> ::::: will it shield a woman in an airport scanner?
>>> ::::
>>> :::: Only if she wears magic sneekers.
>>> :::: http://jiffyclub.net/img/green_sneekers.jpg
>>> :::
>>> :::
>>> ::: I really like those shoes! I wonder where she got them?
>>> ::
>>> :: I would think she got them on the next isle over from they Smooth
>>> Groove
>>> :: thingy.
>>> :
>>> : I wonder if they also sell that birthday suit she's wearing? I need a
>>> : new one.
>>>
>>> what were you trying to buy with your old suit?
>>>
>> Nothing. I'd just like a new one that would look good with those green
>> shoes.
>
> Moonlight skinny dipping in the river makes everything good as new. At least
> it looks that way in the dim light.
>
>

Yeah ... but ... there's critters in the water and the mud oozes up
between your toes. Ick!

Betty

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Mar 24, 2012, 8:17:38 AM3/24/12
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"Hollywood��������������������������������������" wrote:
> Ferd Berfle wrote:
> : "Betty" <howdy@all.y'all> wrote in message
> : news:sOmdnW_mUYQdcPbS...@texas.net...
> :: "Hollywood" wrote:
> ::: Betty wrote:
> :::: "Hollywood"
> :::: wrote:
> ::::: Betty wrote:
> :::::: Son of Serpent Esq wrote:
> ::::::: reverend maxwell snort wrote:
> :::::::: On Sat, 17 Mar 2012 11:40:24 -0700, Hollywood�Boy scrit:
> ::::::::
> ::::::::: No, really! Wanna get rid of yer camel toe? I can't imagine why,
> ::::::::: but here iss a product that atempts to do that:
> :::::::::
> ::::::::: http://www.smoothgroovedesigns.com/
> :::::::::
> ::::::::: boi
> :::::::::
> ::::::::: P.S. Go ahead, I know you want to look!
> :::::::: will it shield a woman in an airport scanner?
> :::::::
> ::::::: Only if she wears magic sneekers.
> ::::::: http://jiffyclub.net/img/green_sneekers.jpg
> ::::::
> :::::: I really like those shoes! I wonder where she got them?
> :::::
> ::::: I would think she got them on the next isle over from they Smooth
> ::::: Groove thingy.
> ::::
> :::: I wonder if they also sell that birthday suit she's wearing? I need a
> :::: new one.
> :::
> ::: what were you trying to buy with your old suit?
> ::
> :: Nothing. I'd just like a new one that would look good with those green
> :: shoes.
> :
> : Moonlight skinny dipping in the river makes everything good as new. At
> : least it looks that way in the dim light.
>
> true, and y'all don't need shoes?
>
>

I hate muddy river bottoms. Muddy Waters is okay .... sometimes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdZgrnh69w&feature=related


DAB

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Apr 15, 2012, 10:37:59 AM4/15/12
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LOL when did the Queen get in the vending machine bidness?

--
Thank you very fucken much for your post!

(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination.


Ferd Berfle

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Apr 15, 2012, 5:46:20 PM4/15/12
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"DAB" <K...@dodgit.com> wrote in message
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> Ferd Berfle wrote:
>> "HollywoodŽBoy" <"manny or borg"@spam.email.com> wrote in message
>> news:xqydnY5pT-AGR_nS...@earthlink.com...
>>> No, really! Wanna get rid of yer camel toe? I can't imagine why,
>>> but here iss a product that atempts to do that:
>>>
>>> http://www.smoothgroovedesigns.com/
>>>
>>> boi
>>>
>>> P.S. Go ahead, I know you want to look!
>>>
>>
>> Hey, those rain race days at LeMans require deep tread grooves.
>> Sacrifice safety for appearance sake?
>>
>> But ................. new product idea for Jiffy's Tokyo Airport
>> vending machine franchise. As a companion product to the previously
>> worn undies, Smooth Groove Ramen Noodles.
>
> LOL when did the Queen get in the vending machine bidness?
>

Dang, Puddin. You need to pop in another memory stick. You were supposed to
open another franchise in Korea.

BTW, have you tried the Cymbalta? I've a friend that said it helps his joint
pains. He didn't originally get the prescrption for his arthur though. His
wife called his doctor and told him to prescribe him something to keep him
from being such an asshole. Apparently Cymbalta mellows people out a little
bit. Seems like a prescription fit for a Queen! hehe


DAB

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May 6, 2012, 3:38:10 PM5/6/12
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Yes as to the Korea franchise....been planning for months and going over the
end of May to settle up.

No I thought Cymbalta was for sleeping ......is it an injectable?




Ferd Berfle

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May 7, 2012, 7:47:31 AM5/7/12
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"DAB" <K...@dodgit.com> wrote in message
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> Ferd Berfle wrote:
>> "DAB" <K...@dodgit.com> wrote in message
>> news:5ba1c02fd43e910b...@not-for-mail.invalid...
>>> Ferd Berfle wrote:
>>>> "Hollywood唇oy" <"manny or borg"@spam.email.com> wrote in message
Dunno. He didn't say and the TV commercials don't either. They do say at the
end that it might kill you though. But, what the heck. Have you read the
warnings on an aspirin bottle lately?


DAB

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May 20, 2012, 4:56:29 PM5/20/12
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Ferd Berfle wrote:
> "DAB" <K...@dodgit.com> wrote in message
> news:f6314e17d508bbae...@not-for-mail.invalid...
>> Ferd Berfle wrote:
>>> "DAB" <K...@dodgit.com> wrote in message
>>> news:5ba1c02fd43e910b...@not-for-mail.invalid...
>>>> Ferd Berfle wrote:
>>>>> "Hollywood�Boy" <"manny or borg"@spam.email.com> wrote in message
LOL yes everything is gloom and doom noadays. And yes that drug is
injectable.....I can barely get my monthly blood tests let alone give myself
a shot. What I am on now has worked for 10 years so will stick with
it.......there are side effects but not bad ones.
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