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Ferd.Berfle

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Oct 23, 2009, 10:35:54 AM10/23/09
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The very first ever Blond GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!


An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were on scaffolding doing
construction work on the 20th floor of a building..

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I
get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off
this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get
burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."


The blond opened his lunch and said," Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping, too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.


The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blond guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna sandwich and jumped to his
death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how
really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I would have never given it
to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blond's wife. The blonde's wife said,

"Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch!"


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