goin bush on th 36 inch unicycle
the land surfer
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i dont recommend it
bt ya can do it
pudknoc
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Dire Straits
'Private Investigations'
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ker
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got road tread bt
it rolls over everything
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jst got off th phone to bindi
deano down south another week
her son
he's stacked his trick unicycle
a gash up th leg
it'll make a nice scar
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a guy at th shop today
asked if he could jump aboard my 36 wheel
i dont think so
not fr beginners
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seemed to impress th guy who rode th trike
big motor kind
i told im it ws almost cool
is true
it was
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soemthin about ridin a big wheel
more cool
comments frm th peanut gallery
liek they matter
jst give me th smiels amnd
fuck off
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crooked smiles
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headed into th dirt today
flight test
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i recommend a helmet
too many low hangin branches
specially after all that rain
th helmet copped a beating
no big stacks to record
"mus'n't be ridin hard enough"
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fuck off black
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"i've been absent"
yeah ridin big solo wheel
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unperturbed by
sticks and
stones and
idiots hangin out of cars screamin
isnt that fuckin cool
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yeah it is
u yellin it out aint
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more confident ridin down hills now
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no brakes
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Manfred Man
'Do Wah Diddy Diddy'
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be a man
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go on
u cn do it
"pudknocker"
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muffed heaps of attempts at
freemounting today
seems
when i load up th back pack at th shop
ok
th pub
i picked up a sixpack of bourbon on th beast this morning
forgot to allow fr th weight hangin off my back
no longer care
jst try again
how i ended up on a big wheel
in th first place
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th sloshsin of th bourbon in th cans
cn get a bit interesting
till th speed picks up
it;s all flight test right
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David Essex
'Rock On'
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havent cum home
with a sixpack over th shoulder yet
always draws smiles
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i'll jst take those smiles
karma
u know
i aint beeen a good boy
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i hit a fast paced
dirt track today
in flight test and
th low flyin branches nearly took me out
lucky i ws straight
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gettin th hang of thrwoin around th big beast and
at low speeds
i've found ways to ride th bitch
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two weeks in and
i'm slaloming th big thing
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and not freakin out at every downhill slope
although some
i know i;d quarter
even before venturing there
we'll get there
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buildin up leg muscles
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ACDC
'Night Prowler'
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i dont do that shit anymore
trekkin thru th
fortitude valley after midnight
singin on strete corners
th man chased me and th uni away
city hall won
i got th fines to prove it
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get my jollies and
smiles on dials
elsewhere
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sorry
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could of sworn it ws an entertainment zone bt
i ws wrong
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NEXT
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Deep Purple
'Woman From Tokyo'
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cool as
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it'll be a little while till i
punt th big unicycle thru a
level seven crwod with confidence
at least till my car licence cums back
two more months to go
"and a week"
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havin fun in th meantime
thang
nother bourbon over here
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pullin up a big solo wheel is kinda interesting
had one big crash
tryin turn too hard at ow speeds(low speeds)
used to
bein able to do broadslides
on a 26 uni
i did manage one today on th grass
i'll get better
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i wonder how a big wheel would go i nth surf
th tyre too wide by far bt
at 450 dollars a pop
it'll NEVER see th beach
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goin to th dump tomorrow
i'll keep my eye out fr another 27 inch wheel
th surf unicycle needs relacing and
rerimming again
put it back int h shed today
all stripped down
it wont see a beach this summer
neither will i dear
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eighty k's that way
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i'm missing
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Pink Floyd
'Speak to Me'
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waddya mean speak t me
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i'm missing ok
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lost th licenc etryin to get th
surf unicycle to th beach
a religious ceremony bt
they'd never listen
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i'm an aboriginal elder by th way
medicine man
a kadaitcha man
[witchdoctor]
most of their beach washed out to sea since
we've had terrible weather th last month or so
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ah well
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Tokyo Ghetto Pussy
'Love Generation'
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i got eclectic music tastes
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anyway
when th licence cums back
i told womble
i aint doin
ceremonies on surfers paradise beach anymore
i'll head north instead
th beach closer and
th ppl nicer
u know
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i got family up on th north coast and
i liek a shower after ridin a uni in th surf fr an hour
or so
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they say
after our last batch of bad weather
that bribie isalnd may become two islands
it gettin awful skinny at th top end
i havent been there in a while
used to go tailor fishing there
"tailor fishing is better than sex"
and unicycling is better than that
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unicycling is better than sex
trust me
i'm not a real doctor
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anyway
if ya takin a big wheel into th bush
watch out fr overhead trees
it's a secondary slalom course
where yr head goes thru
a bit higher than all th pushie riders
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i had a couple close calls and
enjoyed th fuck out of it
u know
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i'm off to th fridge
enjoy th music
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The Kinks
'Dead End Street'
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..and th kitchen sink is leaking - lyric
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Rise Against
'broken english'
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Oasis
'Fucking in the Bushes'
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Machine Gun Fellatio
'My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend'
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unicycling helps yr psychic gifts
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NEXT
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Linkin Park
'Esaul (Demo)'
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umm
as i ws sayin
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Box Tops
'The Letter'
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HELLO
OH
bumped th caps lock key
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got stuff to do
later
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pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
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The Doors
'Hello, I Love You'
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